Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[clistenovena]

JJ is going to take on a team? Does she know what she's going to wear yet

I don't know what she's wearing, but this is how it was when I asked her about the whole taking-the-team thing.

 

[LizVegas79]

JJ is *extremely* talented. I've seen the video feed from the office cams.

Some people get glued to their TV's.

But Nova is always glued to my security tapes

 

[clistenovena]

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES:

"Spanking Tinkerbell" will be one of our new premium flagship services
​

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Some people get glued to their TV's.

But Nova is always glued to my security tapes

She told me she was studying for an oral exam

 

[clistenovena]

But Nova is always glued to my security tapes

Well, you have the best. And I know quality when I see it.

 

[JerseyJade]

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES:

All of our therapeutic menus are being updated and reprinted as of immediately.

"Spanking Tinkerbell" will be one of our new premium flagship services
(and as soon as Nova and JJ and I have a meeting to determine what it will involve we'll let you know)

ADDITIONAL NOTICE: there's a good chance that might be a very long meeting

- The Management​

Spanking Tinkerbell????

Good Lord!

 

[clistenovena]

She told me she was studying for an oral exam

If I want to pass an oral exam, JJ's tapes are the ones to study. For sure.

 

[LizVegas79]

Nova does have talented fingers. I can vouch to that.

Well she did list them under Special Skills on her resume. And of course, I verified that
she wasn't lying during her Phase 1, Phase 2 and Phase 3 job interviews.

Her background check verified it too. But I always saying a little time upstate always builds character.

 

[JerseyJade]

If I want to pass an oral exam, JJ's tapes are the ones to study. For sure.

Lesson 1 Nova: Don't forget to have your Tic Tacs. You're going to need them eventually.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Well she did list them under Special Skills on her resume. Of course, I had to verify that she wasn't lying during her Phase 1, Phase 2 and Phase 3 job interviews.

Her background check verified it. But I always saying a little time upstate always builds character.

But what about her "Backside" check? we need details

 

[LizVegas79]

Sorry, we have to go to level ten, then it will stop.

Liz? Liz? are you okay? Wow, you're um, dripping. I won't say where from, but I think I'll just take a um taste of that real quick.

Mmmmm, yeah, straight to level ten

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES AND STAKE-HOLDERS:

As many of you already know there was an unexpected security breach at lunch yesterday.

However, rumors of your CEO having a nervous breakdown in public were greatly exaggerated.
(I just put a little too much hot sauce on my fish taco and took a big bite that's all )

Although shares of (DLZ) got pounded like Nova at a swinger's party on New Year's Eve
this morning on the NYSE, the security breach has been fixed and your CEO is back at work
functioning at almost 80% capacity.
(which is still a fuckload higher than most people dammit so fuck the fuck off!)

After consulting with our investment bankers overnight and again at breakfast this morning in a
penthouse suite at the ultra-exclusive Newport Beach Fancy Fancypants Resort our investment bankers
are now recommending a STRONG BUY order on (DLZ) shares so buy, buy, buy!

(and don't believe a single word Deacon says. He wasn't even at the restaurant where I allegedly was "acting strange"
and besides, I heard he's been snapping up shares of (DLZ) like Nova
when she gets drunk and pretends she's Ann-Margaret in an old Elvis movie )

- The Management​

 

[hairball18]

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES AND STAKE-HOLDERS:

As many of you already know there was an unexpected security breach at lunch yesterday.

However, rumors of your CEO having a nervous breakdown in public were greatly exaggerated.
(I just put a little too much hot sauce on my fish taco and took a big bite that's all )

Although shares of (DLZ) got pounded like Nova at a swinger's party on New Year's Eve
this morning on the NYSE, the security breach has been fixed and your CEO is back at work
functioning at almost 80% capacity.
(which is still a fuckload higher than most people dammit so fuck the fuck off!)

After consulting with our investment bankers overnight and again at breakfast this morning in a
penthouse suite at the ultra-exclusive Newport Beach Fancy Fancypants Resort our investment bankers
are now recommending a STRONG BUY order on (DLZ) shares so buy, buy, buy!

(and don't believe a single word Deacon says. He wasn't even at the restaurant where I allegedly was "acting strange"
and besides, I heard he's been snapping up shares of (DLZ) like Nova
when she gets drunk and pretends she's Ann-Margaret in an old Elvis movie )

- The Management​

As long as they did not say by, by, by.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES AND STAKE-HOLDERS:

As many of you already know there was an unexpected security breach at lunch yesterday.

However, rumors of your CEO having a nervous breakdown in public were greatly exaggerated.
(I just put a little too much hot sauce on my fish taco and took a big bite that's all )

Although shares of (DLZ) got pounded like Nova at a swinger's party on New Year's Eve
this morning on the NYSE, the security breach has been fixed and your CEO is back at work
functioning at almost 80% capacity.
(which is still a fuckload higher than most people dammit so fuck the fuck off!)

After consulting with our investment bankers overnight and again at breakfast this morning in a
penthouse suite at the ultra-exclusive Newport Beach Fancy Fancypants Resort our investment bankers
are now recommending a STRONG BUY order on (DLZ) shares so buy, buy, buy!

(and don't believe a single word Deacon says. He wasn't even at the restaurant where I allegedly was "acting strange"
and besides, I heard he's been snapping up shares of (DLZ) like Nova
when she gets drunk and pretends she's Ann-Margaret in an old Elvis movie )

- The Management​

Buy low, sell high, I'm not stupid

 

[Lastingimpressions]

BREAKING NEWS

A new string of suspected corruption is being tied to Doctor Liz (DLZ) after the CEO made a public claim that she had been in meetings with investment bankers at the Newport Beach Fancy Fancypants Resort. Our investigators have found that no such resort exists and that the CEO in question spent the majority of her morning and prior night at The “O-Face Motel” in Inglewood. We’re being told that footage has been obtained from inside the room and it’s being edited down to be suitable for this network. Please stay tuned for more updates as this story progresses.

The Impressions Network

 

[LizVegas79]

Lesson 1 Nova: Don't forget to have your Tic Tacs. You're going to need them eventually.

I told her the Tic Tac trees were for everyone. Sorry JJ!

But what about her "Backside" check? we need details

Ask anyone who both has and hasn't gotten a job here. My job interviews are VERY thorough

Spanking Tinkerbell ?????
Racking my little brain to think what service that could be,

No ...my brain too small

Heuston we have a problem, we need a bigger ..,,
Brain

You're trying to think with the wrong head sweetie

 

[clistenovena]

Lesson 1 Nova: Don't forget to have your Tic Tacs. You're going to need them eventually.

I'm ready.

However, rumors of your CEO having a nervous breakdown in public were greatly exaggerated.

And if you buy that, Liz is also hoping you'll invest in this...

Although shares of (DLZ) got pounded like Nova at a swinger's party on New Year's Eve

Good times. Good times.

And that reminds me...where are all those NYE pics?

like Nova
when she gets drunk and pretends she's Ann-Margaret in an old Elvis movie )

Hey! What happens in Vegas! That's the rule!

 

[LizVegas79]

As long as they did not say by, by, by.

I don't get it

Did you mean bye, bye, bye?

Buy low, sell high, I'm not stupid

I'm not saying I exactly hated your insider trading approach

BREAKING NEWS

A new string of suspected corruption is being tied to Doctor Liz (DLZ) after the CEO made a public claim that she had been in meetings with investment bankers at the Newport Beach Fancy Fancypants Resort. Our investigators have found that no such resort exists and that the CEO in question spent the majority of her morning and prior night at The “O-Face Motel” in Inglewood. We’re being told that footage has been obtained from inside the room and it’s being edited down to be suitable for this network. Please stay tuned for more updates as this story progresses.

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Totally fake news

(plus, good luck editing that footage down buster! you're only going to end up with "Hi, how are you gentlemen this evening?" and then "So, we have a deal?")

The CEO at 80% capacity !!!!!!! And admitting it...,oooooooo
Get the PA to issue a rebuttal quick !

Good idea Jack! My PA has a super cute butt!

Check the Waiting Room. She should be re-alphabetizing our DVD collection.

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[hairball18]

I don't get it

Did you mean bye, bye, bye?



I'm not saying I exactly hated your insider trading approach



Totally fake news

(plus, good luck editing that footage down buster! you're only going to end up with "Hi, how are you gentlemen this evening?" and then "So, we have a deal?")




Good idea Jack! My PA has a super cute butt!

Check the Waiting Room. She should be re-alphabetizing our DVD collection.

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My bad, I forgot the " e"

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh wait. Never mind. I found my PA.

And my cat too.

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If anyone needs me I'll be in my office.

Be sure to knock first before you come in.

 

[LizVegas79]

Knock, knock
Can I cum in???????

Umm, no.

I'm, umm, catching up on important paperwork with a kitty. I mean, my PA. Go away!

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[JerseyJade]

BREAKING NEWS

A new string of suspected corruption is being tied to Doctor Liz (DLZ) after the CEO made a public claim that she had been in meetings with investment bankers at the Newport Beach Fancy Fancypants Resort. Our investigators have found that no such resort exists and that the CEO in question spent the majority of her morning and prior night at The “O-Face Motel” in Inglewood. We’re being told that footage has been obtained from inside the room and it’s being edited down to be suitable for this network. Please stay tuned for more updates as this story progresses.

The Impressions Network

OH GREAT! Not this again! Last time something like this happened, the clinic got shut down, I lost my job and ended up working at a sleazy dump of a video store on the other side of town.

I guess I should go put in my application at that video store again before it's too late. I just hope the manager doesn't remember me from the last time and that I know Liz... cause after the bashing Liz gave that sleaze bucket manager last night, if he does remember me, he'll never hire me!

 

[DeckardNYC]

OH GREAT! Not this again! Last time something like this happened, the clinic got shut down, I lost my job and ended up working at a sleazy dump of a video store on the other side of town.

I guess I should go put in my application at that video store again before it's too late. I just hope the manager doesn't remember me from the last time and that I know Liz... cause after the bashing Liz gave that sleaze bucket manager last night, if he does remember me, he'll never hire me!

JJ, that's awful! I have a friend who I think can help. Why don't you put yourself on one of those big shiny NJ Transit buses into the Port Authority and we'll see if we can't find work for you...

 

[LizVegas79]

OH GREAT! Not this again! Last time something like this happened, the clinic got shut down, I lost my job and ended up working at a sleazy dump of a video store on the other side of town.

I guess I should go put in my application at that video store again before it's too late. I just hope the manager doesn't remember me from the last time and that I know Liz... cause after the bashing Liz gave that sleaze bucket manager last night, if he does remember me, he'll never hire me!

I'm a little hurt you don't have a little more faith in me JJ.

I promise, I totally have these rumors about my public meltdown under control.

Our investment bankers were eating out of my hand this morning. Or, well, off my tummy anyways.
But it's the same thing. Just stay calm, do your job and don't talk to any journalists for a day or two., okay?

JJ, that's awful! I have a friend who I think can help. Why don't you put yourself on one of those big shiny NJ Transit buses into the Port Authority and we'll see if we can't find work for you...

Just because I live in Las Vegas doesn't mean I don't have friends in New Jersey Deckard.

DO NOT try and steal one of my favorit-ist and best-ist employees from me or I promise
you bad things will happen to your kneecaps AND your balls!! :caning:

Now get back to work JJ.

Did you finish with that team yet?

 

[LizVegas79]

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Now, I have to get back to working on my PA, I mean, my paperwork.

We were so close before we were interrupted us. I mean, close to finishing.

Never mind what I mean. Even IrishJack knows how important it is to stay on top of my P - my paperwork.

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, that's awful! I have a friend who I think can help. Why don't you put yourself on one of those big shiny NJ Transit buses into the Port Authority and we'll see if we can't find work for you...

Thank you, Deckard. It's nice to know I have a backup plan now.

I'm a little hurt you don't have a little more faith in me JJ.

I promise, I totally have these rumors about my public meltdown under control.

Our investment bankers were eating out of my hand this morning. Or, well, off my tummy anyways.
But it's the same thing. Just stay calm, do your job and don't talk to any journalists for a day or two., okay?:

Isn't that the same thing you told me the last time... as I watched the IRS agents drag you out of the clinic handcuffed and Nova running frantically down the street waving her arms like a crazy woman?

IJust because I live in Las Vegas doesn't mean I don't have friends in New Jersey Deckard.

DO NOT try and steal one of my favorit-ist and best-ist employees from me or I promise
you bad things will happen to your kneecaps AND your balls!! :caning:

Uh,oh Deckard. She does know people and they're not very nice. Well they're nice to us, but for different reasons.

Pssst.. I have your number on speed dial. Shhhhhhh!