Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

Dear Fond of Heels,

It's possible. Lots of men do but don't even realize it until they're trapped in a crowded elevator with several beautiful women and too embarrassed to make eye contact with any of them so they stare at the floor and viola! They realize they have a shoe and/or foot fetish.

It happens to the best of you so don't feel bad, sweetie. (little secret: it's one reason why lots of us women spend a fortune on buying shoes)

There are a couple of quick tests you can do though to see if you are one of "those" guys.

The first is, on a scale of 1 -10 how much do you love the shoes I'm wearing today?

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And the second is, when you visit this thread Shoe Porn II did you a) find any of the posts appealing and b) did you click the link to the first Shoe Porn thread and if so how many pages of posts did you scroll thru?

Oh do Irish guys like redheads? :rolleyes:

Doctor "Don't Worry, You're Perfectly Normal For A Pervert" Liz

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That's me silly!

I'm the board this week and Nova is addressing me - or wait, I mean undressing me :D

I'll put my phone on vibrate. Yes, it is too a phone, it just looks like a wand. Hitachi makes phones too you know :p

*hands it to Nova*
 
I'll put my phone on vibrate. Yes, it is too a phone, it just looks like a wand. Hitachi makes phones too you know :p

*hands it to Nova*

Ummm ... this is a little embarrassing but do you have that Lovense app your phone?

Either my husband is in the parking lot playing tricks on me again or your app is over-riding his app and .... oh my good golly golly that feels great!!!!! :D :devil:
 
Good point, JJ. I should go over there. All the shoe stores are opening back up and I want to do my part to help the American economy get back on track. Heck, those boring old security tapes will always be here when I get back right?

Of course they will. Why would you even ask me that? Geez! Why are you looking at me like that???? But you did say they were old.. and you know sometimes when things get old, they don't work anymore. So when you go to watch them and there's nothing there, it's not My fault. They're just old.

And no, Liz. Some stupid old magnet wouldn't destroy anything, let alone security tapes. Geez, you're so suspicious at times. And stop looking at me like that! :rolleyes:

I think Deacon said he was stopping by the clinic for an appointment in the next week or so, so you can probably save yourself the trip JJ. Plus, wait, what do you need a magnet for again?

Um.. um... um......

It's for Nova, Liz. She called me like 2am this morning freaking out that she needs a magnet... a industrial magnet no less for some reason and wanted to know where she could get one. I told her I would call Deacon cause I thought he might have one, so I'm just holding it for her until I see her.

And no, LIz... this has nothing to do with your stupid security tapes. Why would you even think that for gosh sake. Seriously, you get so paranoid at times. :rolleyes:

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Ummm ... this is a little embarrassing but do you have that Lovense app your phone?

Either my husband is in the parking lot playing tricks on me again or your app is over-riding his app and .... oh my good golly golly that feels great!!!!! :D :devil:

My phone? :eek: No, no I don't think it could be me :eek: *starts a new routine in the app*
 
Our menu of services, I mean therapies, have all been tested and proven very effective for whatever you have on your mind.

We believe in listening to our clients wants and needs first and then administering to them the very best soothing and relaxing and stress-releasing therapy we can think of.

All of our therapeutic approaches work great for men, women, couples and even for team building and group trust building exercises.



You had your spell-checker on Hairball. I believe you meant 'cumming' won't be a problem, correct? ;) :)



Tan saw the three of us in our bikinis and he kinda sort of fainted so JJ and I had to give him mouth to .... well, let's just leave it at JJ and I needed to revive him and boy oh boy did he revive everywhere!

So we'll be there in a sec just as soon as we towel off a little :D



Picking a favorite out of the three of us could prove very damaging to your brain and to your overall health so I strongly recommend you don't try.

But, if you do end up picking a favorite, I'd advise keeping it to yourself. Nova and JJ both get so jealous. :rolleyes:



Trade secret! Trade secret!

Please disregard what JJ just said. She was probably drinking at the time and not actually talking about how much the three of us enjoy what we do here. ;) :)
Either way, it will not be a problem.:cattail:
 
And we're only on level three . . . . so lets just skip to level five.

So Liz, tell us about the clinic, are profits in the black yet?

Hmmmm,
This is fun, but it feels like I’m interrupting a married cpl having a fun flirty tiff, I shouldn’t be listening but it’s great fun!

Sorry, just took a break from shoe/heel porn for a minute,

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th-th-th-the pa-pppa-roffff-ittts arrrrrrr ver-reeeeee gooooooddddd-ness god p-p-pleeez Deeeee-connnnnnn st-st-st-opppppp!! :)
 
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th-th-th-the pa-pppa-roffff-ittts arrrrrrr ver-reeeeee gooooooddddd-ness god p-p-pleeez Deeeee-connnnnnn st-st-st-opppppp!! :)

Sorry, we have to go to level ten, then it will stop.

Liz? Liz? are you okay? Wow, you're um, dripping. I won't say where from, but I think I'll just take a um taste of that real quick.

Mmmmm, yeah, straight to level ten :devil:
 
Sorry, we have to go to level ten, then it will stop.

Liz? Liz? are you okay? Wow, you're um, dripping. I won't say where from, but I think I'll just take a um taste of that real quick.

Mmmmm, yeah, straight to level ten :devil:

You know, when I asked you to distract Liz for a few minutes, I didn't mean for you to go THIS far. She's going to be so useless tomorrow that Nova and I are going to have to bust our butts to keep up with all the patients tomorrow. :rolleyes:
 
You know, when I asked you to distract Liz for a few minutes, I didn't mean for you to go THIS far. She's going to be so useless tomorrow that Nova and I are going to have to bust our butts to keep up with all the patients tomorrow. :rolleyes:

I have one for each of you as well. Its amazing what you'll do to get to level three :)

You'll be so motivated you won't even notice she's gone. Hell, you wont even otice you're naked :D
 
So that's what JJ looks like on her back . . . wow. :devil::D
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:D



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"Oh please. Don't apologize. Our company board meetings are open to the public." ;)
I do love the public aspect of our meetings, Liz. Adds to the transparency. Speaking of transparency, I do so appreciate this cammie I'm about to slip up and over your head. ;)


I'll put my phone on vibrate. Yes, it is too a phone, it just looks like a wand. Hitachi makes phones too you know :p

*hands it to Nova*

~walks up good and close, palms the wand...glances down, then whispers~

Please tell me you have a super-duper magnet in those pants. I'm a little desperate here.

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Um.. um... um......

It's for Nova, Liz. She called me like 2am this morning freaking out that she needs a magnet... a industrial magnet no less for some reason and wanted to know where she could get one. I told her I would call Deacon cause I thought he might have one, so I'm just holding it for her until I see her.

Keep tripping over those words, cutie pie.

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You mean these kind of shorts? :D

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Did you wear those to the board meeting?
 
How is that fair? Your services are vital to the inner workings of the clinic :eek:

The complaint box is on the counter next to the door to Liz's office if you want to file a complaint. Just be careful of that red headed bitch who is eyeing you up right now. She'll steal your pen if you let her. :eek:
 
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