Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

Yes doctor.
This floor is so cold!
I’m not good at math. I’m not as strong as I used to be. I get jealous of taller men.

Dear Captain Obvious,

Of course it is. I had cooling coils installed underneath the marble just for perverts like you.

So, you're stupid.
And weak.
And short.

My goodness! You are pathetic aren't you?

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Okay, go on ... your session isn't over yet.


Doctor "Your Session Is Over When I Say It's Over" Liz

 

[bkmf]

Dirty Obession

Dr. Liz,

I am so obsessed with women's panties. I want to sneak in and steal them and play with them. I want touch, taste, and smell them. I even want to wear them.

Even at this moment I'm thinking about what kind of panties a certain doctor is wearing.

Can you help explain this obsession I have?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz,

I am so obsessed with women's panties. I want to sneak in and steal them and play with them. I want touch, taste, and smell them. I even want to wear them.

Even at this moment I'm thinking about what kind of panties a certain doctor is wearing.

Can you help explain this obsession I have?

Dear Obsessed,

Well, I'm afraid you are a victim of lace and beauty (VLB). No doubt you watch TV. No doubt you have seen a fashion magazine or two. No doubt you are as obsessed with feminine undergarments as much as the rest of the developed world.

As much as you try to satisfy this desire, it cannot be quenched without proper, experienced guidance by a trained bitch goddess, I mean professional, such as myself.

Please steal one to three pairs of your favorite panties from your current girlfriend, wife or lingerie store and choose one to wear to your next appointment. (bring the other two in your pocket to show me)

I'm not saying I can cure you of this unfortunate obsession right away, but I can promise that I, perhaps with help from several of my nursing staff here, WILL eventually cure you.

Red bikini today btw.

Doctor "My Panties Are Your Business" Liz

 

[YoWhatsGood]

I’m in my 20s, how do I meet women in their 40s and how do I get their interest?

 

[LizVegas79]

I’m in my 20s, how do I meet women in their 40s and how do I get their interest?

Dear Automatically Interesting,

That's easy sweetie. You just walk up and say hi. You can even use some stupid dumb line on us - as long as it's not gross - and we won't mind one bit.

Guys in their 20's are catnip to women in their 40's. Even if you're only moderately good-looking or even a little out of shape.

We do our best to hide it, but we know we aren't young anymore and we have to work harder than we ever have before to look our best.

So when a much younger man notices us?

OMG, it's the best!

Just the fact that you're want to talk to us can make us a little wet.

So tell us we're beautiful. Shower us in compliments. Ask if you can carry our groceries or come over and fix anything where we live. Better yet, tell us that you're sexually inexperienced and that you don't find women you're own age very interesting. Most of all, pick one thing about us and admit that you "can't stop staring at" something about me.

I promise, you already have this.

Doctor "Shit, I Just Betrayed All Women In Their 40's" Liz

 

[CuMex1]

Dr Liz, Pequeño C. checking in.

What are your thoughts on adding a little weed to your love life? When my wife and I first began dating around six years ago, we both would always love to light up together as a precursor to sex. As of 2018 she has since subsided but I still enjoy doing it, mostly during the weekends. I found it has always enhanced the overall experience while fucking. Much better than alcohol too without those nasty hangovers. I’ve heard about “weed dick” where men are unable to get it up and hard while high but I’ve found this to be the exact opposite with me. I feel I actually get a much harder erection.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz, Pequeño C. checking in.

What are your thoughts on adding a little weed to your love life? When my wife and I first began dating around six years ago, we both would always love to light up together as a precursor to sex. As of 2018 she has since subsided but I still enjoy doing it, mostly during the weekends. I found it has always enhanced the overall experience while fucking. Much better than alcohol too without those nasty hangovers. I’ve heard about “weed dick” where men are unable to get it up and hard while high but I’ve found this to be the exact opposite with me. I feel I actually get a much harder erection.

Dear High and Hard,

Personally I am a HUGE fan of imbibing a little canni before sex. Especially a nice strong indica that makes my bod all relaxed and tingly. I've gotten hub's to eat a gummy from time to time too. He usually resists but ... well, he's terrible at resisting me for very long (one of the reasons I love him )

I much prefer it to alcohol. And he's much more fun high than drunk too. He usually lasts either way longer or is good to go two or three times. Especially with a sativa. It's funny that he performs better on the stony stuff but hey, what works works, right?

With my female playmates, we generally stick with the body-high strains. Although, the next time my newest female friend comes over to ride my sybbie, I think I would like to experiment with a super stony sativa. The sybbie already drives us crazy. I can't imagine where it will take us if we start out stoned the next time!

It's always fun to experiment right?


Doctor "Here Sweetie, Take This First" Liz

 

[GallantWriter]

Been meaning to pop into Liz's clinic. I hear she is really hands on. I think I'm doing alright physically, though I recently don't seem to be as interested in masturbation as much as I used too. Sad, because I used to edge for hours. Also like Yo up above I would try my hand at winning over 40 year old women because let's face it they are often far sexier than young women, but I feel like I might just be too short and not necessarily as manly as some of the other guys who also would be trying to win them over.

 

[LizVegas79]

Been meaning to pop into Liz's clinic. I hear she is really hands on. I think I'm doing alright physically, though I recently don't seem to be as interested in masturbation as much as I used too. Sad, because I used to edge for hours. Also like Yo up above I would try my hand at winning over 40 year old women because let's face it they are often far sexier than young women, but I feel like I might just be too short and not necessarily as manly as some of the other guys who also would be trying to win them over.

Dear Short and ... Short,

Well, as a 5'11+" woman who refuses to wear flats I can honestly say that short guys often get a bump rap.

Personally, I've always thought that you absolutely do have your place in the world and that you can, surprise, surprise, prove to be very useful -- on occasion.

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Like just the other day, I stepped in bubblegum on my way to work. And a short pervert like you, I mean, a guy at work who always does whatever I tell him too, offered to help.

I of course, being the kind and appreciative woman that I am, accepted his generous offer and pointed him in the right direction.

He performed admirably. Not only cleaning the bubblegum off my new shoes, but also by bathing my cute little tootsies in rich, silky, gooey affection - which, of course, I made him immediately clean up with his tongue because, well, I had guests to meet and I don't want them to get the wrong impression of me.

Also, although his ex-wife has told me numerous times what a waste of time he was in the bedroom, I've never ever once heard her complain having anal sex with him. In fact, on more than one occasion she has said that it wasn't totally terrible. There's nothing worse than a guy who is too big for you back there. Aside from everyone asking you why you're walking funny, there are some other issues too that I'd rather not go into at the moment.

So, puff out your chest and crawl on the floor when you're told to. You aren't entirely useless and pathetic, even if we sometimes/often tell you that you are.

Doctor "You're Not Entirely Pathetic" Liz

 

[CuMex1]

Dear Dr. Liz

What exactly do you think is considered having a small penis? I have had this conversation with my wife before a few times and I’ve also overheard her conversations with her 2 girl friends before and she says anything below 7 inches is small. As you know she’s a bit of a size queen. I’m personally only 5 inches while erect and 4.5 inches measure in girth. She has said I’m an exception to the rule because I use my tongue well. She also has a big ass so i guess it also plays a factor especially with certain positions.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz

What exactly do you think is considered having a small penis? I have had this conversation with my wife before a few times and I’ve also overheard her conversations with her 2 girl friends before and she says anything below 7 inches is small. As you know she’s a bit of a size queen. I’m personally only 5 inches while erect and 4.5 inches measure in girth. She has said I’m an exception to the rule because I use my tongue well. She also has a big ass so i guess it also plays a factor especially with certain positions.

Dear Curious,

Believe it or not, and despite persistent rumors around here , I have NOT measured every single penis that I have been with. Who has that kind of time?

I will admit that I have measured quite a few though and personally, I am more likely to consider a long and skinny one smaller than a short and fat one. But that might just be me. I've known several, dozens actually, of women who have said that size doesn't matter to them. I happen to personally disagree with them. But the fact that I've heard them say it in numerous different conversations where there haven't been any men around makes me tend to believe that it is true. For them at least.

Generally though, whenever I've had the opportunity to press them on it, it usually turned out they had only ever been with 3-5 guys in their life.

I remember when I first started fooling around with guys that they were all pretty much the same size once fully erect. Some started out bigger and then doubled in size. A lot were shy and tiny little mushrooms that grew and grew and grew. But like I said, most ended up being about the same length once they were fully up to speed.

Until one day when I was with a slightly older boy in school who was, shall we say, blessed. I was like, daaaaaang

That night I went home and looked up boner sizes on my father's computer. (boy did I get in trouble the next day! ) I remember finding an article that said most guys, like 85% of them or something, are right around 6" or so. With like 10% being smaller than the average and 5% being bigger. I might have that backwards though because imho that's the opposite of my experience.

So that means yeah, you are smaller than most guys. Although you have a nice girth, which, like I said, in my book at least, makes up for some of your shortcoming. (pun intended lol)

And, it's like your gf/wife says, knowing how to use whatever you've got is the REAL difference maker.

So, my advice, don't get caught up on size comparisons. Leave that to us!

Doctor " There's Nothing Wrong With Being Short and Sweet If You're Kind of Thick" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz

I have a confession to make... I don't want to "be" a girl.. But I've found myself from time to time writing and roleplaying online as one. Is that really wrong? I can't help feeling excited doing it though.

Dear Probably In Denial,

Don't be so sure that you know what you "really" want sweetie.

Clinically speaking and from watching numerous friends, colleagues and customers dance down this path over the years, if you enjoying pretending that you are a girl, whether by wearing our clothes or pretending to be one of us, then imho you have what are known as "tendencies".

And "tendencies" are, well, tendencies.

They tend to lead towards certain directions the more and more you explore them.

And they tend to eventually manifest in other ways down the road too.

I'm not saying it's necessarily wrong. Personally I hope you aren't doing it here on Lit. But I guess that's your choice if you are.

(you can tell me if you want - I promise I won't tell anyone else - it might be therapeutic for you if you did, so think about it)

However, if you're getting sexually aroused from pretending that you're a girl, this little game you're playing with yourself (and everyone else on here?) very well could be your first steps towards exploring your broader sexual identity.

Again, imho there's nothing wrong with that. In my personal opinion our society is increasingly becoming more and more gender fluid, which, in my opinion, might be necessary for our historically repressive, patriarchal societies towards accepting and welcoming more female leadership in our world.

BUT, if you're doing this just to mess with us, or get back at us, (or discover any of our wonderous and amazing secrets ) then you are a giant jerk!


- Doctor "Be Honest With Yourself And With Us" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

These are so pretty!

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Someone please hire a cute gardener or two and have a bunch of them planted under
my office window - the flowers, not the ... oh what the heck, plant the cute gardeners in front of my window too!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Yes, yes! Okay! I'll be right with you! Just go sit down and fill out those forms, okay? I'm busy right now."

 

[Lorelei907]

Dear Dr. Liz,

A girlfriend of mine here is suggesting I write a story about a gangbang she wishes to engage in, once she gets approval from her husband to participate, of course. Or without approval, I’m not sure. Anyway, I’m interested in writing the story for her but I’m a good girl and have never, I mean, never participated in such debauchery. Therefore, I don’t have a common frame of reference to draw experience from to write an accurate account.

I’m also concerned that while I write the story I might get, well, too busy to write coherently.

What’s a girl to do?

 

[Corbal]

I have a rash.

Call me.

 

[LizVegas79]

I have a rash.

Call me.

Dear Rashy,

Good news! A new shipment of our patented Rash Away Oil just arrived!

Please make an appointment at your earliest convenience Corbie to have the treatment expertly applied to your whole bod, head to toe. (You're going to probably need to block out at least 3 hours because sometimes over the course of the application some of it comes off and we need to start all over again - after a brief rest - and re-apply it!

- Doctor "Allow Time For Two Rounds of Therapy" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

A girlfriend of mine here is suggesting I write a story about a gangbang she wishes to engage in, once she gets approval from her husband to participate, of course. Or without approval, I’m not sure. Anyway, I’m interested in writing the story for her but I’m a good girl and have never, I mean, never participated in such debauchery. Therefore, I don’t have a common frame of reference to draw experience from to write an accurate account.

I’m also concerned that while I write the story I might get, well, too busy to write coherently.

What’s a girl to do?

Dear Inexperienced But Willing To Try,

This situation reminds me of a friend who came over to see our new house and after I tricked her into going downstairs to see how we re-modeled the basement wasn't allowed to leave for three weeks.

That girl was much like you. She was inexperienced with ropes and restraints and battery-operated toys. She was also inexperienced living in a cute little cage that serves as an end table next to a couch and "recreation area" down there. But she learned. Sometimes the hard way. Sometimes the even harder way.

So I encourage you to take a deep breath, squeeze into your tightest little leather corset (if you don't have one, one will be provided) and crawl across the floor on your hands and knees with a leash in your mouth over to this gorgeous Latina goddess, I mean, this anonymous girlfriend of yours and beg, Beg, BEG her to give you permission to let your imagination run wild!

- Doctor "Umm, Yes, The Umm, Writers Workshop Is In The Basement" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doctor Liz,

I'll be completely honest and open... It's not that I necessarily want to BE a girl, as much as I find it enjoyable to be the center of affection online. While I have tried on pantyhose - which feels sexy... I think I'm just more comfortable with words instead of deeds if that makes sense.

I have always tended to have more empathy then your average male.. But I don't act like a woman in real life.. I feel luke I'm not explaining things well enough...but basically I use it as an escape from RL - never to toy with anyone.

- Signed: Perhaps in Denial...Perhaps just a fetishist.

Dear PID,

Hmmm, idk. It sounds like you're lonely and a little desperate for attention. A lot of people are. A lot (A LOT!) of women are too.

Being someone you're not sounds like a tricky road to me. If you start to have "success" getting what you want as a woman, it seems only natural to me that "success" will eventually start to fade and that you will need to take it up another level, and then another level, and then another level to achieve the kind of intimacy you are truly seeking.

I'm not going to wish you success on that journey because I feel like you are only fooling yourself and, if you continue this charade for intimacy for too long, you will look back in a few years and realize that some of the best sex years of your life were wasted being someone who you are not.

There are a million ways we all use to fool ourselves in order to hide our true feelings, our real pain. I would encourage you to explore your feelings and NOT hide from your pain because if you really are interested in forming a long-time, intimate relationship with a woman (or women) in the future as the man that you say that you are deep down, then again, I worry that you will be sabotaging that goal by the short-term attention and fun you might be having by pretending to be a woman on here.

Just my two cents. Think about what you really want though and how this might actually be getting in the way of that. Like I said, there are A LOT of women out in the RW, and here on Lit imho, who are probably just as lonely and starved for intimacy as you are.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that you have already reached out to me as this female version of yourself. I guess I will continue to chat with everyone who I regularly chat with though. I do not want to fall down that rabbit hole of being suspicious of everyone on here just because you have been, at least partially, honest with me.

Good luck. But seriously, don't play this little game of yours too long. You are liable to end up hurting not only someone else (some guy on here who falls in love with you), but also, in the long run, yourself too.

- Doctor "Be Who You Are" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Thank you Liz...that's just what I needed to hear.

It's true. I'm good.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I don't hate filling in for my receptionist when she needs to take a day off.
It just means I have to be a little ambidextrous if I'm already with a client."

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I’ve not used your services before so thanks for seeing me at the last minute. I’m in my 50’s and how do I get the younger female Litsters to want me so badly they can’t wait to log on and see if I’m here? Mules need love too you know.

Thanks.
Your friendly neighborhood mule

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I’ve not used your services before so thanks for seeing me at the last minute. I’m in my 50’s and how do I get the younger female Litsters to want me so badly they can’t wait to log on and see if I’m here? Mules need love too you know.

Thanks.
Your friendly neighborhood mule

Dear Lonely Mule,

Well, you're starting out with honesty about what you're looking for and that's always good. Even I've gotten PM's that have been along the lines of "it's been great getting to know you, I just wish you were blonde". It's one thing when that happens on here, but in the RW when that happens it can be devastating to both a woman's ego and her ability to trust the next guy she meets.

Depending on how young you're looking to go, I would suggest a little bit better marketing. Your avatar is very cute. But, it also subtly conveys that you're an ass. Trust me, there are enough asses and jerks on here already and every woman on here has already met her share of them.

Also, your profile says "keeping the mulette happy". That implies that you are married or already in a relationship. I don't know of any women on here looking to hook up with a married guy but I guess the law of averages would say there MIGHT be a few. Again though, you are limiting your appeal with that kind of messaging though. Even if you're only looking for friendly banter and friendship, most women want to know that a guy is at least emotionally available to have a little fun.

Projecting that you're an ass and that you're already in a relationship sends totally the opposite signal. It says that you're actually closed off and liable to say or do or post something stupid. Again, women on here already get enough rando dick pics from guys. I'm married and in my 40's saying that. I can't imagine what the single women in their 20's and 30's must have to deal with every time they log in!

But, mules do need and do deserve love too. But neither love, or even just friendship, is always a fair game. Post a nicer profile pic of yourself. Change your avatar and maybe even your username. Find threads that you like and comment and play on them.

You seem like a pretty nice guy from what little I've seen of you out on some of the threads. I bet you'll be surprised at some of the kindred spirits you'll find on here if you just participate a little more and, like I said, straighten out some of your basic presentation points.

- Doctor "I'm Not Always Mean" Liz

 

[Bigspurt]

Swinging

Dr. Liz,

I have read some of what you have posted about getting involved in swinging. I wish that I had a wife who was interested. Oh Well!

That said some of the posts, not just yours, were a discussion about the pineapple and it's use as a "sign" for swinging. I noticed yesterday a ball cap that my wife was wearing with a cute little pineapple on it. No idea where she came up with it.

I'll ask her later today.

Thanks in advance!

B

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Dr. Liz,

As a conversationalist that has much intellectual banter to offer, it seems that taking the time to develop a connection before having nasty but stimulating fun is not appreciated. Tell me what is the best way to broaden the conversations without just going to the tired and unappreciated by most women, “come suck my bbc” or can you deepthroat type statements.

Playing the game is half the fun, the other half becomes real behind the hidden doors of LITEROTICA.

DO TELL....LOL