I think I saw her in the lobby of the Bellagio the last time I was in Vegas...
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NEW REWARDS POLICY
Attention All Shy and Not So Shy Customers and Fans!
We are going to begin experimenting with a new Rewards Policy.
For those who play along and ask Doctor Liz a tantalizing psycho-sexual question
(she will decide what tantalizes and what doesn't in her infinite wisdom
Those who take her advice or put it to use
will be entitled to receive ONE KINKY DARE from Dr Liz via PM as a reward.
They do not have to complete the Dare if they don't want to,
but where's the fun in that, right?
All players are completely free to share here about their Dare, or not - their choice.
Some Dares will be in the RW. Some will be here on Lit. NO REFUNDS.
One Replacement Dare if the first Dare is a little too outside your comfort zone.
And so it begins ....
Does my last question count? You were closed that day....
Okay...fine...
Dr. Liz,
I went through my wife’s closest and found no pineapples..
I did find several items of clothing and a hat with the Life Is Good logo and characters on them. Is that code for anything?
Signed,
Wishing I found a pineapple
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Dear Closet Spy,
That's too bad.
No, a Life Is Good hat just indicates that your wife has a positive outlook on life.
Or, a secret life that you don't know about LOL
As your Reward for searching so hard for clues to your wife's current state of sexuality
I DARE YOU to ask her if she knows that pineapples are a secret code among swingers
and, no matter how she answers, share with her your knowledge on the subject
by telling her to watch for people at the grocery store with an upside down pineapple
in their cart - it means they are looking to be invited to a swinger's party. (it's true
Report your results here, or in a PM to complete your Reward Dare Challenge.
- Doctor "Do It Because I Said So" Liz
Dear Closet Spy,
That's too bad.
No, a Life Is Good hat just indicates that your wife has a positive outlook on life.
Or, a secret life that you don't know about LOL
As your Reward for searching so hard for clues to your wife's current state of sexuality
I DARE YOU to ask her if she knows that pineapples are a secret code among swingers
and, no matter how she answers, share with her your knowledge on the subject
by telling her to watch for people at the grocery store with an upside down pineapple
in their cart - it means they are looking to be invited to a swinger's party. (it's true
Report your results here, or in a PM to complete your Reward Dare Challenge.
- Doctor "Do It Because I Said So" Liz
This is my life...
Well..that went well...
She did not know about the pineapple “code” and kind of rolled her eyes. I should have known better but I went ahead and told her about the pineapple upside down in the basket..she said quote..what kind of nasty, sick people are these? And why are you reading about that stupid stuff? End quote..
This is what happens when you have a spouse/SO that has no interest in sex. This is my life...
P.S. no pity or sympathy is necessary...
Do I qualify for some kind of bonus prize?
Dear Cute, Gullible Little Bunny,
You're friend sounds like a kind, compassionate and wonderful person. I bet she is also exceedingly beautiful and super fucking funny and brilliant too, right?.
As it so happens, I have a similar hidden basement in my house and the leather corset you were forced to wear fits in with the wardrobe choices people who own such basements often make. It is actually quite normal. Even I stick with the look when I'm showing people around my basement. See?
Having a pool table or fooseball table in your basement is so terribly cliché. It really is 20th century thinking and you must learn to adapt because you are living in the 21st century now, sweetie.
Wall shackles, sex swings, sybbies and armoires filled with sex toys are the future of basement decorating so get with it. As I always like to say, "You can either learn to adapt the hard way, or the harder way."
As far as your cage feeling a little cramped, are you saying you would like some company in there with you? I suspect there is probably a range of smaller cages along the far wall which you are invited to consider if you are not happy with your current accommodations.
As a Reward for your interest in modern architectural design ...
I DARE YOU to wear a red or purple butt plug to work one day next week. It can be made of either plastic, rubber, or glass. If you don't have a red or purple one, please report to me what color ones you do have so that I can pick from them. Or, of course, since you are currently living in a cage, I can make arrangements with your "friend" to have one provided for you.
As always, I request that you REPORT BACK the results of your Dare Challenge either here, or via PM.
- Doctor "Do It Or Else" Liz
Darn, I don’t have a red or purple one, nor do I have one made of plastic, rubber, or glass. I do have one that is blue and stainless steel, will that suffice?
Dear Bonus Prize Winner,
Gosh, I'm so sorry to hear that Mulehead. I was really hoping that your wife had a secret sex life,
or at least a secret fantasy or two that you were about to discover.
Oh well, guess I'll have to go back to ESP School
If you like, your Bonus Prize can be imagining me showing you around my secret basement.
Feel free to make as much of a mess as you need to
- Doctor "Use It Or Lose It" Liz
Is that the one I lent you but you never returned? I'll accept it back anytime, but I'd prefer if you return it with it still inside you.
Sorry, I’m currently using it for my dare from Dr. Liz. And considering the circumstances when you “gave” it to me, I assumed I could keep it.
