Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[MrPractical]

Dear Porch View,

Welcome to every single (or married, or just in a relationship) woman's world! Now you know how it feels to be objectified and judged based only on our outward physical appearance.

You have to learn how to have fun with it or you will become a bitter, old, lonely lesbian LOL.

Maybe you should try sitting on your porch with some clothes on. I mean, at least a robe, okay? Because meat attracts animals. And although there are tons of women who will argue with me on this, although we try to disguise, hide and lie about it, the fact is we are animals too. Animals with needs not too unlike your own.

You obviously have what some of these woman want. Maybe in addition to the robe, take down that big WELCOME! sign on your porch too. Maybe ease up on the cologne and tanning butter too. Nothing attracts feral women in desperate need of a vacation (which is pretty much all of us right now) like the smell of tanning butter.

As a REWARD for coming to me with your problem, I DARE YOU to compliment the next female cashier you come across at a grocery store on her appearance.

* Extra points if she's a big girl, or over 50, or not the same color as you. *


- Doctor "Don't Forget To Objectify That Person In The Mirror Too" Liz

Great insight and advice. I am headed to the store to chase my Bonus Points. I need to find my robe, first.

 

[LizVegas79]

" I would love to help you.

But first we need to test your visual field of reference and ability to answer simple questions.

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"What part of my body am I pointing at now and how does it make you feel?"

- Doctor "New Patient Evaluation Tests Are Important" Liz

 

[MrPractical]

" I would love to help you.

But first we need to test your visual field of reference and ability to answer simple questions.

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"What part of my body am I pointing at now and how does it make you feel?"

- Doctor "New Patient Evaluation Tests Are Important" Liz

I have to answer this evaluation test.

Obviously she is pointing at her feet! I feel just a bit excited.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I was up way past my bedtime the other night and saw an ad for those 1-800 talk to me girl ads (those are still around? ). My question is if that lovely lady was wanting to talk to me so badly, why does she still want my credit card number?

Signed,

I don’t pay for sex, much less pay to talk about it.

Dear Cheap Talk,

There are those for whom talk is cheap. And there are those for whom it is not.

Some of the deeper shadows of late night TV in the big city might not be suitable for your rural, rustic charms.

The fact is, that lovely, late night 1-800 lady didn't want to talk to you unless you were willing to prove how much you wanted to talk with her. And, e-commerce being what it is these days, the simplistic and quickest way for you to prove it to her was with your credit card. It's a shame she missed out on getting to know you and you her a little better.

- Doctor "We Can Continue This Conversation If You Buy Me A Drink After Work" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I have to answer this evaluation test.

Obviously she is pointing at her feet! I feel just a bit excited.

Dear Mr Practical,

Sorry, naughty boy. One demerit for you :caning:

Would you like to defog your glasses and try again? What am I pointing at?

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- Doctor "Demerits Can Count Towards Points If You Like" Liz

 

[MrPractical]

Dear Mr Practical,

Sorry, naughty boy. One demerit for you :caning:

Would you like to defog your glasses and try again?


- Doctor "Demerits Can Count As Points If You Like" Liz

....I am pretty sure she is pointing at her feet....Of course her knee had to get in the way

Do demerits include a punishment?...asking for a friend

 

[LizVegas79]

....I am pretty sure she is pointing at her feet....Of course her knee had to get in the way

Do demerits include a punishment?...asking for a friend

Oh, so now it's her fault YOU got the answer wrong?

That's TWO demerits!

And yes, they do indeed

 

[MrPractical]

Oh, so now it's her fault YOU got the answer wrong?

That's TWO demerits!

And yes, they do indeed

I might like demerits.. Was she pointing at her eyebrows?

 

[LizVegas79]

I might like demerits.. Was she pointing at her eyebrows?

"Oh my, my, my, my. That's three demerits now. What ARE we going to do to ...
... I mean with ... no, I mean to you?"

 

[MrPractical]

"Oh my, my, my, my. That's three demerits now. What ARE we going to do to ...
... I mean with ... no, I mean to you?"

Laughs...3 demerits! I have to expect something slickery at this point.

If glasses and stockings are involved I might be helpless.

 

[LizVegas79]

Here's a nice pic just for helping cheer me up

Hmmm, a random act of kindness, eh?

I told her to make a note of that in your file, Luke.

 

[LizVegas79]

Laughs...3 demerits! I have to expect something slickery at this point.

If glasses and stockings are involved I might be helpless.

Dear Helpless,

I'm looking up your condition in my medical books.

If I don't find it, I'm going to name it after you.

Helpless Pervert Syndrome (HPS for short) has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

- Doctor "I'm Going To Make A Fortune On You Now" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I tend to have bouts of random acts of kindness sometimes

That's a wonderful trait in a pervert!

Are you up for a REWARD DARE?

 

[MrPractical]

Dear Helpless,

I'm looking up your condition in my medical books.

If I don't find it, I'm going to name it after you.

Helpless Pervert Syndrome (HPS for short) has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

- Doctor "I'm Going To Make A Fortune On You Now" Liz

If you will share I will make sure I never see I never see a knee again!

 

[LizVegas79]

A kind pervert - that's me! Lol

As for a REWARD DARE, I will be veey honest and admit that I did not complete the last dare you gave me

:caning: TEN demerits for you then!

If you will share I will make sure I never see I never see a knee again!

And because you've been so helpful, ten more demerits for you too

 

[MrPractical]

:caning: TEN demerits for you then!





And because you've been so helpful, ten more demerits for you too

10!


Obvious;y leather belts are going to be involved...and a chair in the corner. ,)

 

[Lorelei907]

:caning: TEN demerits for you then!





And because you've been so helpful, ten more demerits for you too

Oh my, all these demerits going around, ah do believe ahm feeling’ light headed. *fans face*

 

[CuMex1]

Dear Dr. Liz

What are your thoughts on role playing/name calling inside the bedroom? Often times pushing certain boundaries especially if a bull is involved! I think it makes for a much more exciting time.

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Cheap Talk,

There are those for whom talk is cheap. And there are those for whom it is not.

Some of the deeper shadows of late night TV in the big city might not be suitable for your rural, rustic charms.

The fact is, that lovely, late night 1-800 lady didn't want to talk to you unless you were willing to prove how much you wanted to talk with her. And, e-commerce being what it is these days, the simplistic and quickest way for you to prove it to her was with your credit card. It's a shame she missed out on getting to know you and you her a little better.

- Doctor "We Can Continue This Conversation If You Buy Me A Drink After Work" Liz

Dear Dr. Continue the Conversation,

I live close to big city, not just as big as yours. Or as decadent..

Signed I’m not a country bumpkin and would love to buy you a drink after work..

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh my, all these demerits going around, ah do believe ahm feeling’ light headed. *fans face*

"Well, well, well ... so, you want in on my little demerit party, do you?
I suppose because you think we're friends that you're entitled, right?
What's your name again? Tori? Dori? Whori? Well, that's one demerit
for assuming that you can just waltz right in here and get special treatment.
And another demerit for being a pain slut. (*SMACK!!*)
And another demerit for rocking that black bra and panties look.
That's MY look! Two more demerits! (*SMACK!!*SMACK!!*)

 

[LizVegas79]

ATTENTION ALL PAIN PERVS AND SLUTS!

Due to the unforeseen popularity of my NEW DEMERIT SYSTEM
I have agreed to provide some pro boner services
for a couple of cute local contractors
in exchange for remodeling a former assistant's office
in the back into a fully decked out DEMERIT ROOM.

More deets to follow. See my Receptionist for the Sign-up Sheet.

​

 

[LizVegas79]

10!


Obvious;y leather belts are going to be involved...and a chair in the corner. ,)

Oh Miss Liz! I'm so, so sorry!! Places are not open right now, but that's no excuse for not letting you know earlier

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Who would like to be the first to visit our new DEMERIT ROOM?

 

[sally_sparrow]

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Who would like to be the first to visit our new DEMERIT ROOM?

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[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz

What are your thoughts on role playing/name calling inside the bedroom? Often times pushing certain boundaries especially if a bull is involved! I think it makes for a much more exciting time.

Dear Nickname King,

Name calling is a unique kink most often shared and relished between two people in a long-term, sexually unfulfilling relationship.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with it, Shortie.

- Doctor "That's Not Small, That's Really Small!" Liz

Dear Dr. Continue the Conversation,

I live close to big city, not just as big as yours. Or as decadent..

Signed I’m not a country bumpkin and would love to buy you a drink after work..

Dear Trap Faller,

Hmm, so you'll buy me a drink to continue our conversation, but you won't give your credit card to a pretty, hardly working 1-900 girl to talk with her?

Hmmm, sounds to me like you're stuck between a talk and a hard place.

- Doctor "Happy In The Middle of Nowhere" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Raises hand

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