Merry Christmas to you too, Dr. Liz!
Hmm, I see your last psychiatrist diagnosed you as a chronic masturbator.
Well, I'm sure we can cure that. We don't take insurance though. Will that be a problem?"
Since business has been a little down this year, I'll be giving out Christmas bonuses in our supply closet this year.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
the outfit you have selected for the Demerit Room! And appreciate you wearing it when meeting me in the Whisky Therapy Room for my deposit. I think the clients in need of demerits in 2021 will deem the "punishment" necessary and needed.
Dr. Liz (Boss) -
The work on the room is progressing well, and should be finished in early January, and under budget. I think you will be pleased with the outcome, and the progress incentives you provided have certainly been motivating.
Signed,
Your Humble Contractor
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Dear Humble Contractor,
You do realize that I asked you for an update over a week ago, right?. :caning:
It's good news, yes. But my, my, my ... whatever am I going to do with you to teach you a lesson?
- Doctor "Open To Suggestions" Liz
I like your other idea much better. Dear Dr. Liz -
I am sorry for not keeping you more informed on the progress in the Demerit Room. It was due to an embarrassing misunderstanding on my part. I thought you said you wanted to "date me up more" rather than asking me for more updates . . . my bad.
The physical construction of the room is finished, leaving only the outfitting of the demerit instruments. As I pride myself in attention to details, and to get back in your good graces, I volunteer to help you "test out" all implements to insure your complete satisfaction . . . multiple times if necessary.
Your "Work isn't finished until the boss is satisfied" Contractor
Well I self-medicate so I guess that makes us even
Your boner is my bonus so it's sort of a win-win situation for the clinic
Dear Humble Contractor,
You do realize that I asked you for an update over a week ago, right?. :caning:
It's good news, yes. But my, my, my ... whatever am I going to do with you to teach you a lesson?
- Doctor "Open To Suggestions" Liz
Receptionist to Dr. Liz: "I have three ladies here who would like to interview for that Assistant's position in the soon-to-be-opened Demerit Room."
"Wonderful. Send them in. Oh, and ... cancel my afternoon appointments and hold my calls
until you hear from me. Which, may not be for one, two, yep, probably three hours."
Oh, and Investor? Could you please bring the set of Demerit Room instruments we agreed upon to my office?
Don't bother to knock
- Doctor "4 or 5-Way" Liz
) Though the blonde candidate appeared to be initially resistant to the nature of the interview, it was apparent that she fully welcomed the process by the second hour. Any one (or more) of the three will be a fine employee (or two or three ). Obviously I deserved the subsequent demerit, but the bit of sustenance provided allowed me to to recover to be a "giver" and not a "receiver" during the final hour of the interview process. A Grand Opening may be scheduled for this Friday the 17th, or the date of your choice. I am sure that you will have no trouble finding patients that require/deserve demerits. 
I am sure that you will have no trouble finding patients that require/deserve demerits.
Good idea HB!
Please run to the store and get me:
3 containers of cool whip
3 squirty bottles of chocolate syrup (all different flavors if poss)
3 quarts of strawberries or blueberries or a mix of both
check the store room, we might be a little low on baby oil so maybe pick up 3 value-priced bottles of that (NOT THE TRAVEL SIZE THIS TIME SILLY!!)
and let's see ... a cooler and a giant bag of ice for our glass dildos and nipple clamps
and, duh, 3 bottles of prosecco and a bottle of premium tequila with limes and salt of course.
Take some money out of petty cash, or if there isn't enough there put it all on your card and I'll/we'll pay you back when you get here.
Oh, and don't bother to knock either
Dr. Liz-
Glad to be able to deliver the demerit instruments to you in time for the tri-interview for the ASSistant position (damn auto correct!
And thanks to HB for providing the treatment enhancements. I am sorry for my misunderstanding that the whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and strawberries were not to be used as nourishment.
Your choice of the various instruments, and professional use thereof, has shown that the Demerit Room will be a welcome and well used addition to your clinic. The facility work is now finished, on time and under budget.
Your (Can I choose from the demerit options should I require another one in the future?) Contractor.
) ). Fortunately, she is quite deserving though and I know from working with her in the past she will make herself available to us for as long and for whatever we need her. Pain sluts like her are so often ridiculed and shamed in our society, but of course everyone knows that they are very much appreciated and treated with only the kindest disdain here at my clinic.
