Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

Oh, me, me! Pick me!

Umm, okay, you there spilling out of that cute micro dress in all the right places.

Please leave your keys, purse, cellphone and all forms of identification in the basket by the door

and oh, sign here, it's just a boilerplate formality, so no need to read it or anything

I had to settle for frozen berries.

I try to be patient with you HB. I really, really do. :caning:

You do realize I'm half Latina, right? Rational, even-tempered reactions are not really in my nature.

I see I'm going to have to move my office into the Demerit Room.

And guess what, HB? I want to see you in my new office right away.

 

[Lorelei907]

Really? I hope you're right. So far we only seem to have one patient who requires, needs or deserves a demerit (or three ). Fortunately, she is quite deserving though and I know from working with her in the past she will make herself available to us for as long and for whatever we need her. Pain sluts like her are so often ridiculed and shamed in our society, but of course everyone knows that they are very much appreciated and treated with only the kindest disdain here at my clinic.

- Doctor "Now Serving Demerits" Liz

Oh Lizzie, you’re so sweet!

 

[LizVegas79]

"Come here. You're next."

- Doctor "You're Next" Liz

 

[mulehead61]

"Come here. You're next."

Oh my...remember what happened?

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh my...remember what happened?

I do. And I thought maybe it would be good for business.

 

[mulehead61]

I do. And I thought maybe it would be good for business.

You want me to do a testimonial?

 

[LizVegas79]

You want me to do a testimonial?

Couldn't hurt LOL

 

[whenagain]

Dr Liz
I have a conundrum. . . I’m seeing a woman in an open relationship. She frequently will describe her other lovers to me, often in great detail. It’s fun! But the one thing is that she won’t give me head. She says if it’s not gonna make her gag, she doesn’t put it in her mouth. A big dicks only policy. At first I thought she was teasing me but she was absolutely being serious! While it’s hot. . . I really want a blowjob! Do other women feel this way?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz
I have a conundrum. . . I’m seeing a woman in an open relationship. She frequently will describe her other lovers to me, often in great detail. It’s fun! But the one thing is that she won’t give me head. She says if it’s not gonna make her gag, she doesn’t put it in her mouth. A big dicks only policy. At first I thought she was teasing me but she was absolutely being serious! While it’s hot. . . I really want a blowjob! Do other women feel this way?

Dear Not Making Her Gag,

It's always fun, but risky, to share our sexual past while we're having a sexual present. It usually does build a foundation for a sexual future so I always highly encourage these types of discussions. However, things can get complicated quickly when certain buttons and triggers get pushed.

It sounds like this is her way of being honest with you. While I'm sure you're perfectly adequate down there (because she sounds to me like the type of girl who wouldn't be with you if you weren't) she has for whatever reason made this her sexual policy. If it's a deal breaker for you, then be honest with her. If it's not a deal breaker, then keep on enjoying the ride. (or does she prefer to be the one doing the riding?)

If begging isn't your style, or invoking Birthday Privileges doesn't work either, you might be out of luck. There is a chance that if your relationship extends far enough into the future, your dick will eventually be allowed to extend down her throat. Again, at least on special occasions.

As to whether this is a common rule among women, no, it is not. That doesn't mean other women don't have this same rule, it simply means that many women actually PREFER a guy who DOESN'T make them gag, i.e., they have the reverse rule, which is, Too Big Then No Way.

The bottom line is we are complicated. If you like us, you will do what we say and you will be happy. Or at least happy-ish. If you're not happy, YOU always have the option to move on. (Important Note: ultimatums generally don't work on women nearly as well as they do on guys)


- Doctor "Gag Me Harder Baby!" Liz

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz -

Now that the Demerit Room is finished, and to thank you for the opportunity to be of service to your clinic, please accept this set of hand-carved Demerit tools to supplement the equipment already provided.

May your patients learn to accept demerits with humility, atonement, and the pleasure that will be received with forgiveness.


Your Repentant Contractor

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz -

Now that the Demerit Room is finished, and to thank you for the opportunity to be of service to your clinic, please accept this set of hand-carved Demerit tools to supplement the equipment already provided.

May your patients learn to accept demerits with humility, atonement, and the pleasure that will be received with forgiveness.


Your Repentant Contractor

Dear Repentant Contractor,

Thank you very much!

Your kind and thoughtful generosity will not be forgotten. And your comment about "the pleasure that will be received with forgiveness" may have to be incorporated into our next marketing campaign.

Would you mind terribly though if I switched out the word 'forgiveness' for 'atonement'? I believe it sets the tone (pun intended ) of the message I would want to send.

So, speaking of forgiveness and your atonement, would you like to schedule a private, this-one's-on-the-house sess in the Demerit Room led by yours truly?

I would have used the word 'complimentary' but I can't guarantee that there won't be at least some scolding and name calling involved. I forget exactly why I'm mad at you, but I promise that won't get in the way of me being somewhat stern until the pleasure of forgiveness washes over you.

- Doctor "Your Pleasure Will Be Based On Your Atonement" Liz

 

[whenagain]

Dear Not Making Her Gag,

It's always fun, but risky, to share our sexual past while we're having a sexual present. It usually does build a foundation for a sexual future so I always highly encourage these types of discussions. However, things can get complicated quickly when certain buttons and triggers get pushed.

It sounds like this is her way of being honest with you. While I'm sure you're perfectly adequate down there (because she sounds to me like the type of girl who wouldn't be with you if you weren't) she has for whatever reason made this her sexual policy. If it's a deal breaker for you, then be honest with her. If it's not a deal breaker, then keep on enjoying the ride. (or does she prefer to be the one doing the riding?)

If begging isn't your style, or invoking Birthday Privileges doesn't work either, you might be out of luck. There is a chance that if your relationship extends far enough into the future, your dick will eventually be allowed to extend down her throat. Again, at least on special occasions.

As to whether this is a common rule among women, no, it is not. That doesn't mean other women don't have this same rule, it simply means that many women actually PREFER a guy who DOESN'T make them gag, i.e., they have the reverse rule, which is, Too Big Then No Way.

The bottom line is we are complicated. If you like us, you will do what we say and you will be happy. Or at least happy-ish. If you're not happy, YOU always have the option to move on. (Important Note: ultimatums generally don't work on women nearly as well as they do on guys)


- Doctor "Gag Me Harder Baby!" Liz

Thank you Dr Liz for your kind and thoughtful response.
I’m definitely not gonna give her an ultimatum! She calls the shots so I’ll probably do a little begging just to see if it works. She says she likes me “even though” she’s a size queen. . . So I’m guessing that says something.

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz -

How could I object to a word substitution that improves a phrase to be used in the marketing campaign? After all, the more use the Demerit Room receives, the greater the post-purchase reinforcement both you and I will enjoy.

Another thought:

No, that is not another demerit tool, but a wood-burning pen to burn the word "Atonement" into one of the unmarked paddles, preferably the one on the white sheet. I'm sure one of your staff can help here.

I greatly appreciate your offer of a private session with you, and look forward to your pleasure washing over me . . . uh, wait, I think that was another misunderstanding . . . sorry . . . maybe I do need another visit to the Demerit Room.


Your (Do I still get to choose my demerit option?) Contractor

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dear Dr. Liz,

If someone finds themselves in a situation where they are attracted to a person or persons, but that attraction may not be appropriate, how would recommend feeling them out without risking being improper?

Sincerely,
May I feel them?

 

[hairball18]

Umm, okay, you there spilling out of that cute micro dress in all the right places.

Please leave your keys, purse, cellphone and all forms of identification in the basket by the door

and oh, sign here, it's just a boilerplate formality, so no need to read it or anything




I try to be patient with you HB. I really, really do. :caning:

You do realize I'm half Latina, right? Rational, even-tempered reactions are not really in my nature.

I see I'm going to have to move my office into the Demerit Room.

And guess what, HB? I want to see you in my new office right away.

Tripping over myself to get to the room quickly

 

[LizVegas79]

Thank you Dr Liz for your kind and thoughtful response.
I’m definitely not gonna give her an ultimatum! She calls the shots so I’ll probably do a little begging just to see if it works. She says she likes me “even though” she’s a size queen. . . So I’m guessing that says something.

Dear Likeable You,

That says a lot!

If you want to know the truth, in girlspeak that pretty much means SHE LOVES YOU. Are you ready for that? I suggest you find out and reply "I love you too" the next time she says she likes you even though she's a size queen.

- Doctor "Ultimatums Only Work For Us, Not On Us" Liz

Dr. Liz -

How could I object to a word substitution that improves a phrase to be used in the marketing campaign? After all, the more use the Demerit Room receives, the greater the post-purchase reinforcement both you and I will enjoy.

Another thought:

No, that is not another demerit tool, but a wood-burning pen to burn the word "Atonement" into one of the unmarked paddles, preferably the one on the white sheet. I'm sure one of your staff can help here.

I greatly appreciate your offer of a private session with you, and look forward to your pleasure washing over me . . . uh, wait, I think that was another misunderstanding . . . sorry . . . maybe I do need another visit to the Demerit Room.


Your (Do I still get to choose my demerit option?) Contractor

Dear Eager To Choose,

Whew! I'm glad you explained what you had in mind with that wood burner looking thingy! I was worried you were going too far there for a sec!

I will get one of my artsy fartsy assistants to get right on this and have her burn the word 'Atonement' into one of the wooden paddles. Excellent idea btw! You just earned yourself another (non-complimentary) demerit.

- Doctor "Don't Worry, We Supply The Towels" Liz

Tripping over myself to get to the room quickly

Attention Staff!!

Did someone just skip the line in the Reception Area and race down the hall to our new Demerit Room?

Got to give them props for falling all over themselves so gracefully.

- Doctor "I'll Go Check On This Myself" Liz

 

[hairball18]

Dear Likeable You,

That says a lot!

If you want to know the truth, in girlspeak that pretty much means SHE LOVES YOU. Are you ready for that? I suggest you find out and reply "I love you too" the next time she says she likes you even though she's a size queen.

- Doctor "Ultimatums Only Work For Us, Not On Us" Liz




Dear Eager To Choose,

Whew! I'm glad you explained what you had in mind with that wood burner looking thingy! I was worried you were going too far there for a sec!

I will get one of my artsy fartsy assistants to get right on this and have her burn the word 'Atonement' into one of the wooden paddles. Excellent idea btw! You just earned yourself another (non-complimentary) demerit.

- Doctor "Don't Worry, We Supply The Towels" Liz



Attention Staff!!

Did someone just skip the line in the Reception Area and race down the hall to our new Demerit Room?

Got to give them props for falling all over themselves so gracefully.

- Doctor "I'll Go Check On This Myself" Liz

You do keep the staff at at attention

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

If someone finds themselves in a situation where they are attracted to a person or persons, but that attraction may not be appropriate, how would recommend feeling them out without risking being improper?

Sincerely,
May I feel them?

Dear Feeling Your Way,

Yes. You owe it to yourself to reach for your own happiness, and of course, the happiness of others. (note: guys "happiness" tends to stick out and be a little more obvious than that of girls so be sure to stay attentive)

I've found that the best way to feel someone out is actually to feel them up.

Put yourself in a social situation with them, or if you must a work situation, and sit down next to them. Sit down next to them so that your legs and knees, hips and shoulders are touching theirs. If they scoot away a little, make note of how far they scoot. It might be what I like to call A Reluctant Scoot, one done out of politeness of some hyper-sensitized guess at what social convention demands.

If sitting next to them isn't an option, consider squeezing in-between them and the person next to them or timing your entrance into the breakroom at work with their exit so that you literally "bump" into each other. Laugh and smile and act all embarrassed but definitely check out their body language. If it's a guy (or guys) what's going on in their khakis? If it's another woman, check to make sure she keeps smiling as she's talking. If by chance she's wearing a silk blouse that day, you might be able to determine other physical responses to "accidentally" bumping into you and having (the long overdue I suspect) opportunity to finally chat with you.

The best way to feel up a person or person's you're trying to feel out, is to get together with them in a somewhat crowded situation and in the middle of talking with them, pretend you hear someone else call your name, turn away, but absently rest a hand on their thigh or arm or shoulder (or ?? ) as if you need them for balance.

Letting others in the group see you touching someone else this way WILL start rumors. About you. About them. About the possibilities of you AND them.

Please let me know how this goes. And yes, you can buy me a glass of wine after work, thank you!

- Doctor "I Thought I Just Heard Someone Say My Name Over There" Liz

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Feeling Your Way,

Yes. You owe it to yourself to reach for your own happiness, and of course, the happiness of others. (note: guys "happiness" tends to stick out and be a little more obvious than that of girls so be sure to stay attentive)

I've found that the best way to feel someone out is actually to feel them up.

Put yourself in a social situation with them, or if you must a work situation, and sit down next to them. Sit down next to them so that your legs and knees, hips and shoulders are touching theirs. If they scoot away a little, make note of how far they scoot. It might be what I like to call A Reluctant Scoot, one done out of politeness of some hyper-sensitized guess at what social convention demands.

If sitting next to them isn't an option, consider squeezing in-between them and the person next to them or timing your entrance into the breakroom at work with their exit so that you literally "bump" into each other. Laugh and smile and act all embarrassed but definitely check out their body language. If it's a guy (or guys) what's going on in their khakis? If it's another woman, check to make sure she keeps smiling as she's talking. If by chance she's wearing a silk blouse that day, you might be able to determine other physical responses to "accidentally" bumping into you and having (the long overdue I suspect) opportunity to finally chat with you.

The best way to feel up a person or person's you're trying to feel out, is to get together with them in a somewhat crowded situation and in the middle of talking with them, pretend you hear someone else call your name, turn away, but absently rest a hand on their thigh or arm or shoulder (or ?? ) as if you need them for balance.

Letting others in the group see you touching someone else this way WILL start rumors. About you. About them. About the possibilities of you AND them.

Please let me know how this goes. And yes, you can buy me a glass of wine after work, thank you!

- Doctor "I Thought I Just Heard Someone Say My Name Over There" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz,

The above advice is excellent and exciting, especially if I was the party of interest...

How do you flip this around if it’s a man interested in a woman without being hit with a sex assault case and losing your job?

Signed,

Mules need jobs too...can’t live on hay alone

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

The above advice is excellent and exciting, especially if I was the party of interest...

How do you flip this around if it’s a man interested in a woman without being hit with a sex assault case and losing your job?

Signed,

Mules need jobs too...can’t live on hay alone

Dear Job Seeker,

My advice was definitely NOT meant for guys. And thank you for pointing that out. It was unprofessional of me not to have made that important distinction myself.

ONE DEMERIT for me I guess. But dang, who is going to administer it?

I'm going to have to think about this one a little. Feeling up to feel out an audience definitely does not work for guys. But what does. Hmmm, if I report on what works on me I could be in for a whole bunch of graphic offers via PM.

Hmmm .... my advice would be .... if you are interested in feeling out someone, or a group of someones, you think MIGHT be interested in pushing a few naughty boundaries Mulehead ... my advice would be to just privately, subtly but not too subtly come right out and ask them.

Most women will appreciate a direct approach. Because, to be honest, we're pros at laying subtle hints. And most of them go flying right past you and you guys don't even notice them. We're all, WTF what's his problem? and you're still stuck back at "I wonder if she likes me?"

So yeah, go direct. But don't go big.

- Doctor "We Can Play Games, But You Guys Can't" Liz

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Job Seeker,

My advice was definitely NOT meant for guys. And thank you for pointing that out. It was unprofessional of me not to have made that important distinction myself.

ONE DEMERIT for me I guess. But dang, who is going to administer it?

I'm going to have to think about this one a little. Feeling up to feel out an audience definitely does not work for guys. But what does. Hmmm, if I report on what works on me I could be in for a whole bunch of graphic offers via PM.

Hmmm .... my advice would be .... if you are interested in feeling out someone, or a group of someones, you think MIGHT be interested in pushing a few naughty boundaries Mulehead ... my advice would be to just privately, subtly but not too subtly come right out and ask them.

Most women will appreciate a direct approach. Because, to be honest, we're pros at laying subtle hints. And most of them go flying right past you and you guys don't even notice them. We're all, WTF what's his problem? and you're still stuck back at "I wonder if she likes me?"

So yeah, go direct. But don't go big.

- Doctor "We Can Play Games, But You Guys Can't" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz,

I love playing games, especially naked Twister...and now I can’t?

Signed,

Life is really unfair

 

[Lorelei907]

ONE DEMERIT for me I guess. But dang, who is going to administer it?

Oh, me, me! Pick me!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

I love playing games, especially naked Twister...and now I can’t?

Signed,

Life is really unfair

Dear Looking For A Fair Shake,

I never said you can't play naked Twister. The world would be a much better place imho if we ALL played MORE naked Twister together.

Speaking of which, since it seems a little slow in the Reception Area at the moment, I'll get the Twister mat, you grab a jumbo bottle of baby oil from the supply closet and I'll meet you in the Reception Area. (get a running start because then it will be more fun!)

- Doctor "I'm Ready To Play Naked Twister!" Liz

Oh, me, me! Pick me!

Oh goodie! I was hoping you would volunteer Lori. I'll be right there after I go to this emergency meeting in the Reception Area first.

I sure hope showing up butt naked and slathered up with baby oil from head to toe won't earn me another demerit though! Should I stop by my office and take a shower first?

 

[Lorelei907]

Dear Looking For A Fair Shake,

I never said you can't play naked Twister. The world would be a much better place imho if we ALL played MORE naked Twister together.

Speaking of which, since it seems a little slow in the Reception Area at the moment, I'll get the Twister mat, you grab a jumbo bottle of baby oil from the supply closet and I'll meet you in the Reception Area. (get a running start because then it will be more fun!)

- Doctor "I'm Ready To Play Naked Twister!" Liz




Oh goodie! I was hoping you would volunteer Lori. I'll be right there after I go to this emergency meeting in the Reception Area first.

I sure hope showing up butt naked and slathered up with baby oil from head to toe won't earn me another demerit though! Should I stop by my office and take a shower first?

No, no, please come as your sweet, greasy self. Give me a 5 minute heads up so I can get dressed the same.

 

[LizVegas79]

No, no, please come as your sweet, greasy self. Give me a 5 minute heads up so I can get dressed the same.

You know what might be fun? If I gave you a 5 minute heads up so that we could both get a running start!