Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

I remember you getting a research grant a year or 2 ago so we can do a study on how many licks it takes to... well you know what I mean.. and you put me in charge of that. It's one of my most favorite memories working at the clinic.

I remember that research grant too.

I also remember (don't tell anyone okay?) re-applying for the grant and saying that our research was inclusive because, well, we needed the extra grant money.

But what number did we land on?

Wasn't it 3-5 for guys under 20?

5-8 for guys 21-40?

and 8-10 for guys 41-60?

Of course, we never did figure out a way to factor in the fact that you are a freakin' rock star when it comes to ... licking. All of your results JJ probably need to be doubled for most other women. (although if I remember correctly Nova and I got pretty much the same results in our double-blindfolded study. Of course, we didn't figure out how to factor in the wow-factor guys expressed about seeing both Nova and me naked, blindfolded and ready for testing )

 

[investor]

https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=TuCphBLmo-gAuw

Dr. Liz -

I checked the interior of that "Leisure" van (see above). . . I do believe custom modifications are necessary in order to meet the standards of your practice.

signed,

"If this van is a rock'n, don't come a knock'n"

 

[LizVegas79]

Hello Doctor,

my first association:

epidural anesthesia [MED.] - die Periduralanästhesie [abbr.: PDA]

How could that be hot?

I should think it's this: personal digital assistant [abbr.: PDA] [COMP.] !?

My PDAs are all hot, that's true.

I have learned to know you, in the past, and I am sure you will have a lovely DSM diagnosis for me. Come on, I can stand that

Comte "I admire your energy" de V.

Dear Admiring,

PDA in our profession generally means Public Display of Affection.

Or, sometimes, as in my husband's case, his fondness for making me wear in public his messy displays of affection (also known as PMDA).

Hey, after 10+ years of marriage a girl does what she has to do to keep her man interested.

Doctor "Doing What I Have To Do" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=TuCphBLmo-gAuw

Dr. Liz -

I checked the interior of that "Leisure" van (see above). . . I do believe custom modifications are necessary in order to meet the standards of your practice.

signed,

"If this van is a rock'n, don't come a knock'n"

Dear Possible RV Investor,

That's the one with the Murphy Bed silly. You know, for when we get pulled over by the police in Utah and they ask, "Excuse me miss, are you running some sort of rolling house of ill repute or something?" And I can say, "Why no officer, we're just three women touring the great outdoors. Look, we don't even have a bed in here officer."

Doctor "I've Gotten Out of LOTS of Tickets, But Don't Ask Me How" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

I remember that research grant too.

I also remember (don't tell anyone okay?) re-applying for the grant and saying that our research was inclusive because, well, we needed the extra grant money.

But what number did we land on?

Wasn't it 3-5 for guys under 20?

5-8 for guys 21-40?

and 8-10 for guys 41-60?

Of course, we never did figure out a way to factor in the fact that you are a freakin' rock star when it comes to ... licking. All of your results JJ probably need to be doubled for most other women. (although if I remember correctly Nova and I got pretty much the same results in our double-blindfolded study. Of course, we didn't figure out how to factor in the wow-factor guys expressed about seeing both Nova and me naked, blindfolded and ready for testing )

I'll have to check the file to be sure, but yeah, that sounds about right.

That's right! Not only did you and Nova team up for that study, you also video recorded all 160 sessions of it as well. That was a brilliant idea you had, Liz! Of course right after that, the clinic got super busy and Nova's popularity surpassed all the other girls at SugarDaddy.com, so that was a good thing, too. Who would have thought after all this time, that video would be the most rented video at the video store we used to work at.

 

[de_valmont]

Dear Admiring,

PDA in our profession generally means Public Display of Affection.

Or, sometimes, as in my husband's case, his fondness for making me wear in public his messy displays of affection (also known as PMDA).

Hey, after 10+ years of marriage a girl does what she has to do to keep her man interested.

Doctor "Doing What I Have To Do" Liz

Dear beloved Doctor,

I had prepared and hardened for you pathologizing me, but ... nothing but a lecture ;-)

Do you have an example for PDA or PMDA? A picture for plain minds like mine?

I am sure you do a good job in keeping his interest up. I mean, look at you ... and that combination of legs and intellect ...

 

[LizVegas79]

I'll have to check the file to be sure, but yeah, that sounds about right.

That's right! Not only did you and Nova team up for that study, you also video recorded all 160 sessions of it as well. That was a brilliant idea you had, Liz! Of course right after that, the clinic got super busy and Nova's popularity surpassed all the other girls at SugarDaddy.com, so that was a good thing, too. Who would have thought after all this time, that video would be the most rented video at the video store we used to work at.

Totally. Good thing I made a royalty sharing deal with them on that one. That cute Mercedes Travel Leisure RV is already half paid for!

Don't tell Nova but I can't believe I got her to sign a release on that video for only $50! I think I might have told her she was signing your birthday card after one of her infamous "Five For One" sessions when she had "something" in her eyes.

Maybe I'll let her drive it a couple of times after we get it to make it up to her. She's going to need it because our free "Get A Lift With Lyft" app is already blowing up with reservations and she hasn't even started driving yet! I swear, if you want to sell something in this country put a hot blonde in your logo and you're an instant ga-zillionaire!

 

[BrainTeez]

Dear PDA-BT,

Don't worry about the building's window washers. They owe me a favor because one afternoon when it was slow at the clinic ... I should probably just leave it at they owe me a favor.

Where to "take" you will be a schedule item to be brought up at our weekly board meeting at my house in my hot tub on Friday evening at 10. Note: sometimes we don't get to all the items on our agenda because one or all of us have one or three too many mimosas and we have to adjourn the meeting to the master bedroom to fully "unwind" from our busy, hectic, oh so stressful weeks.

Doctor "My Board Meetings Are Never, EVER Boring" Liz




Dear Pavlov's Naughty Dog,

Do you honestly think I care about your pathetic excuses? I swear, sometimes it's like I haven't made myself perfectly clear. ALL MISSED APPOINTMENTS WILL BE CHARGED DOUBLE AND WILL GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD! :caning:

How many licks it will take to get a Brain-Teez off remains to be seen. However, I'm betting no more than ten because yeah, JJ, Nova and I are THAT good!

Doctor "Leniency Is For Losers" Liz



Dear Better Get Packing!

I know what 'somos' means.

I also checked your file and see that you have a thing for blondes with long legs and killer bod's (btw, did I mention that I dyed my hair blonde this week? I ordered JJ to dye hers too but you know her, constant discipline problem, right? ).

There are not enough vitamins and protein supplements on the planet for any guy to be able to handle Nova, JJ and me together. So stop trying to hide the fact that you probably already juiced your hot love lava in your pj's dreaming about being with the three of us at the same time!

So, umm, did you get the gift cards?

Doctor "I Gift Cards" Liz

Dear Doctor Liz (a/k/a Blonde Goddess Warrior Bitch),

Oh my .... you and JJ are on fire this afternoon. As I can count to 21, I count 11 posts between the 2 of you in the past 3 hours! Keep us cumming .... oh, no, strike that, I meant to write "Keep them coming". I think the auto-correct can read my mind.

For the record, I have not juiced my hot love lava since I did that "Bill Clinton" on your favorite skirt. Do you still have it? How much do you want for it (as-is, of course)? I can say that if I don't "juice" soon I will completely lose my mind.

And, please, I haven't worn pj's since I was 12. If they turn you on I'll buy some before I arrive.


Brain "I Bet Doctor Liz Body-Doubled for Uma Thurman in Kill Bill" Teez


P.S. I've got some dreaming to do .... maybe tonight if I'm lucky

P.P.S. Be thinking about what you all would like for Valentine's Day .... Liz, you already have a Sybian, right?

 

[BrainTeez]

Dear PDA-BT,

Don't worry about the building's window washers. They owe me a favor because one afternoon ....

I only worry that if the window washers are not wearing their safety harnesses when they come upon us one or more might fall out of the basket and subject us to some sort of "manslaughter" charge.

Brain "What Anxiety Disorder?" Teez

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doctor Liz (a/k/a Blonde Goddess Warrior Bitch),

Oh my .... you and JJ are on fire this afternoon. As I can count to 21, I count 11 posts between the 2 of you in the past 3 hours! Keep us cumming .... oh, no, strike that, I meant to write "Keep them coming". I think the auto-correct can read my mind.

For the record, I have not juiced my hot love lava since I did that "Bill Clinton" on your favorite skirt. Do you still have it? How much do you want for it (as-is, of course)? I can say that if I don't "juice" soon I will completely lose my mind.

And, please, I haven't worn pj's since I was 12. If they turn you on I'll buy some before I arrive.


Brain "I Bet Doctor Liz Body-Doubled for Uma Thurman in Kill Bill" Teez


P.S. I've got some dreaming to do .... maybe tonight if I'm lucky

P.P.S. Be thinking about what you all would like for Valentine's Day .... Liz, you already have a Sybian, right?

Dear Dreaming For The Both of Us,

If I had Uma Thurman's boobs I promise you I'd be running for office along with everyone else! (I bet I'd win too! )

Wow, a guy that can count while he has a boner. Very impressive sweetie! I'll put a 10% off voucher in your file that you can redeem on your next visit.

Sure, you can have my love soiled skirt if you want it. Apologies in advance though as I had to wear it to work once last week because I didn't have anything else to wear and ... well, let's just say you weren't the only guy to show his appreciation for it, okay?

Guys in pj's are soooo hot! At least in my book. Bottoms only of course and preferably silk in one of my favorite colors!

Doctor "No Need For Another Sybian But We Could Use A Sex Swing In The Office" Liz

 

[BrainTeez]

Dear Better Get Packing!

I know what 'somos' means.

I also checked your file and see that you have a thing for blondes with long legs and killer bod's ......

I thought you told me you shredded my file! I hope you put it back in your safe bc if it ever falls into the wrong hands I'll have to emigrate to a country that does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S!

Brain "Now You've Got Me Sweating Bullets" Teez

 

[investor]

Dr. Liz,

I don't know who "Murphy" is, but if he is back there traveling with the three of you in that van, I sure hope that there is oxygen and a resuscitator handy!

signed,

Adding a new item to my Bucket List

 

[JerseyJade]

I thought you told me you shredded my file! I hope you put it back in your safe bc if it ever falls into the wrong hands I'll have to emigrate to a country that does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S!

Brain "Now You've Got Me Sweating Bullets" Teez

Don't let Nova get a hold of that file. She has a habit of losing things... especially when it comes to code books.

 

[clistenovena]

What am I, your Pimp (Pimp-ette)?

If you are, then this is your outfit. Just for you, pimp-ette JJ.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/d4/a2/1ad4a2f58ed0df5a24b029913dca012f.jpg

 

[clistenovena]

I know, right?!!

Who the heck does she think she's fooling? lol

JJ thinks she's fooled everyone into believing her sweet and innocent act. Okay, the sweet part is true. BUT! That innocent routine of hers... c'mon.

(She does it so well, though).

 

[clistenovena]

I have no idea where it is, LIz. All I know is that Nova had it last. Yeah, Nova was the last person to have the code book. Yep.. that Nova.

https://media.giphy.com/media/SKtASd1pdisjm/giphy.gif

I have a paddle. With your name on it.

https://i.imgflip.com/3nq4yv.jpg

 

[clistenovena]

D
Doctor "I've Gotten Out of LOTS of Tickets, But Don't Ask Me How" Liz

I read that book, too.

 

[clistenovena]

Don't let Nova get a hold of that file.

This file??

https://i.imgur.com/PdbVQEwm.jpg?1

~reads~

Liz and JJ, this is some excellent reading material. Seriously.

~reads a bit more...gasps~

Damn! No wonder BT needs to be somewhere without an extradition treaty with the U.S.. There's kinky. There's fucked up. There's warped. Then there's *this!*

Hey, Liz, I might have another revenue stream for you.

 

[clistenovena]

That's right! Not only did you and Nova team up for that study, you also video recorded all 160 sessions of it as well. That was a brilliant idea you had, Liz! Of course right after that, the clinic got super busy and Nova's popularity surpassed all the other girls at SugarDaddy.com, so that was a good thing, too. Who would have thought after all this time, that video would be the most rented video at the video store we used to work at.

Totally. Good thing I made a royalty sharing deal with them on that one. That cute Mercedes Travel Leisure RV is already half paid for!

Don't tell Nova but I can't believe I got her to sign a release on that video for only $50! I think I might have told her she was signing your birthday card after one of her infamous "Five For One" sessions when she had "something" in her eyes.

https://i.imgur.com/5k2INFmm.jpg


Y'all so cute, I don't even care about that video thing. Or the release thing when "something" was in my eye.

Oh, and Liz, that $50 gift card to the sexy lingerie place...it's mine.

 

[BrainTeez]

This file??

https://i.imgur.com/PdbVQEwm.jpg?1

~reads~

Liz and JJ, this is some excellent reading material. Seriously.

~reads a bit more...gasps~

Damn! No wonder BT needs to be somewhere without an extradition treaty with the U.S.. There's kinky. There's fucked up. There's warped. Then there's *this!*

Hey, Liz, I might have another revenue stream for you.

Dammit Doctor Liz,

I thought you told me Nova didn't have the combination to your safe? Did you write it on the mirror in your executive ladies room in lipstick? What shade?

Nova, you expect me to believe you "gasped"? Sweetie, I don't think I could shock you. I've seen your reviews on SugarDaddy.com.

Please don't let JJ read my file. I don't want to be responsible for (figuratively) deflowering another sweet, doe-eyed, innocent woman.

Brain "I've Got More than just a Stream of Revenue for You" Teez

 

[JerseyJade]

Dammit Doctor Liz,

I thought you told me Nova didn't have the combination to your safe? Did you write it on the mirror in your executive ladies room in lipstick? What shade?

Nova, you expect me to believe you "gasped"? Sweetie, I don't think I could shock you. I've seen your reviews on SugarDaddy.com.

Please don't let JJ read my file. I don't want to be responsible for (figuratively) deflowering another sweet, doe-eyed, innocent woman.

Brain "I've Got More than just a Stream of Revenue for You" Teez

See, Liz??? See, Nova????

I AM innocent. BT says I am, so it's TRUE! What do you both know anyway?

 

[LizVegas79]

I thought you told me you shredded my file! I hope you put it back in your safe bc if it ever falls into the wrong hands I'll have to emigrate to a country that does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S!

Brain "Now You've Got Me Sweating Bullets" Teez

Dear Sweaty,

Relax. As long as you keep showing up for your appointments and your credit card works you've got absolutely nothing to worry about. Your secrets are safe with me.

At least temporarily.

Doctor "Temporarily Is The Best Offer You're Going To Get So You Should Take It" Liz

Dr. Liz,

I don't know who "Murphy" is, but if he is back there traveling with the three of you in that van, I sure hope that there is oxygen and a resuscitator handy!

signed,

Adding a new item to my Bucket List

Dear Bucket List Builder,

Murphy is a pull-down bed, silly.

But great ideas for two must have pieces of equipment in the RV. Most of our clients DON'T have a note from their cardiologists!

Doctor "You're Going To Need A Note From Your Cardiologist" Liz

If you are, then this is your outfit. Just for you, pimp-ette JJ.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/d4/a2/1ad4a2f58ed0df5a24b029913dca012f.jpg

OMG JJ's going to look sooooo adorable in that!

 

[LizVegas79]

JJ thinks she's fooled everyone into believing her sweet and innocent act. Okay, the sweet part is true. BUT! That innocent routine of hers... c'mon.

(She does it so well, though).

I know, doesn't she?

https://media.giphy.com/media/SKtASd1pdisjm/giphy.gif

I have a paddle. With your name on it.

Oh goodie! More ticket sales revenue!


https://i.imgflip.com/3nq4yv.jpg

I read that book, too.

It's a classic!

This file??

https://i.imgur.com/PdbVQEwm.jpg?1

Dang, JJ was right you did have it!

https://i.imgur.com/5k2INFmm.jpg

Y'all so cute, I don't even care about that video thing. Or the release thing when "something" was in my eye.

Oh, and Liz, that $50 gift card to the sexy lingerie place...it's mine.

I know sweetie. It's tapped to the bottom of my desk in my office. All you have to do is bend down and crawl under my desk and ....

"Hey wait a sec! How did all three of us end up on the therapy couch on Friday after work?!

We should have thought of this month's ago!

We should close early more often! This is fun! "

 

[JerseyJade]

OMG JJ's going to look sooooo adorable in that!

It's missing a purse! I'm going to need a purse to hold all the money I'll be making pimping Nova.

 

[LizVegas79]

It's missing a purse! I'm going to need a purse to hold all the money I'll be making pimping Nova.

You won't need a purse sweetie. I'm having Taan follow right behind you in an armored tractor trailer with a deposit slot on the side.