Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[JerseyJade]

You won't need a purse sweetie. I'm having Taan follow right behind you in an armored tractor trailer with a deposit slot on the side.

Hey! Sounds to me like you just made Tan to be MY PIMP!

 

[LizVegas79]

Hey! Sounds to me like you just made Tan to be MY PIMP!

Well if Nova gets really "busy" I expect you to pitch in and help her.

I mean she's blonde but we have to try to remember she's still human.

There's only so many guys she can handle.

Well, I mean theoretically at least

 

[Just4AFriend]

Well if Nova gets really "busy" I expect you to pitch in and help her.

I mean she's blonde but we have to try to remember she's still human.

There's only so many guys she can handle.

Well, I mean theoretically at least

So theoretically, how many lovers can she handle?

 

[investor]

Dr. Liz,

Let me see if I understand you correctly . . . the three of you entice this Murphy fellow into the van, and then you "pull " him "down" on the bed??

The guy must feel l like he died and went to heaven . . . but then I am sure that you, nova, and JJ must have had experience with raising the dead, right?


signed,

Van Safety Inspector with Certified Cardiologist Note

 

[clistenovena]

Nova, you expect me to believe you "gasped"? Sweetie, I don't think I could shock you. I've seen your reviews on SugarDaddy.com.

What's he going on about?? I'm sure I have no idea.
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You won't need a purse sweetie. I'm having Taan follow right behind you in an armored tractor trailer with a deposit slot on the side.

Very efficient, Liz. Love the idea!

Hey! Sounds to me like you just made Tan to be MY PIMP!

JJ, you know Liz. She's always one step ahead when it comes to money-making.

There's only so many guys she can handle.

Well, I mean theoretically at least

Or even un-theoretically.
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[clistenovena]

The guy must feel l like he died and went to heaven . . . but then I am sure that you, nova, and JJ must have had experience with raising the dead, right?

Okay, I do a lot, however, dead people ain't part of that lot.

 

[JerseyJade]

Or even un-theoretically.
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Nova, you greedy little slut!

You stay away from Antonio and 6 shirtless brothers... and their adopted cousin, too! THEY'RE MINE!!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz,

Let me see if I understand you correctly . . . the three of you entice this Murphy fellow into the van, and then you "pull " him "down" on the bed??

The guy must feel l like he died and went to heaven . . . but then I am sure that you, nova, and JJ must have had experience with raising the dead, right?


signed,

Van Safety Inspector with Certified Cardiologist Note

Dear Van Safety Inspector With His Necessary Paperwork,

Yep. That's how a Murphy bed works!

The tricky part is finding a guy named Murphy. Most of them are total jerks and mad at the world because of their name.

So usually we just look for the hottest guy we can find and then go up to him, say hi, kick a couple of pebbles on the ground in front of us with the toes of our shoes (if any) and ask him if he'd mind if we called him Murphy for a little while.

They usually don't.

Usually as in never LOL

Doctor "When I Say Usually I Mean Always" Liz

Okay, I do a lot, however, dead people ain't part of that lot.

Good point Nova - fortunately business is good enough that we don't have to drum up business in cemeteries.

Not that we couldn't of course because, yeah, we are that good. But yuck.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well if Nova gets really "busy" I expect you to pitch in and help her JJ.

I mean she's blonde but we have to try to remember she's still human.

There's only so many guys she can handle.

Well, I mean theoretically at least

Or even un-theoretically.

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Nova, you greedy little slut!

You stay away from Antonio and 6 shirtless brothers... and their adopted cousin, too! THEY'RE MINE!!!!

JJ ... who's being the greedy little slut now? Huh?

It's you isn't it?

Shame on you JJ.

Shame, shame, shame, shame!

Fortunately though, I have a solution.

I hate to see my two dearest friends (and top two revenue earners ) fight so I'm bringing Antonio and his 6 shirtless brothers AND their adopted cousin into my office for a little chat.

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I've also been dying to try this new boner drug we won a research grant for. I've been meaning to tell you both about but preliminary testing results have sort of totally blown my mind and well ... I keep "forgetting" to let you have any.

Anyways, eight guys seems like the perfect number for a double-blind study (actually a double blindfold study sounds even better!). So, if anyone asks I've gone home for the day and the sounds from my office are from a research movie I was watching before I left that I accidentally forgot to turn off.

Don't worry about turning it off though. I'll turn it off first thing tomorrow "morning" when I come back to work after, you know, leaving early today.

Which I did.

Just now.

In fact I'm already at home writing this email to you because I forgot to tell you that I was leaving.

Which I did.

I'm totally not in my office and I know the actress in that research movie sounds a little bit like me but I promise you it isn't ... or wasn't ... or hell, maybe it was. The 90's were kind of a blur for me.

ANYWAY, Antonio and his 6 shirtless brothers AND their adopted cousin all left because there wasn't anymore work for them to do around the clinic. I mean, it's not like they're all in my office all loaded up on overdoses of an experimental boner drug. I mean, that's silly. Why would you even think that?

Doctor "That's Not Me It Just Sounds Like Me But It's Not I Swear" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh and btw I have absolutely NO IDEA where Nova is.


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I know that she is DEFINITELY NOT in her office though.

So don't bother looking there because I checked before I went home early.

Which I did.

Hours ago btw.

So weird too since she seemed really excited to "examine" Antonio and his 6 shirtless brothers and their adopted cousin for you JJ.

Weird.

Well, at least they must have gone home early just like everybody else. Sorry to leave you all by yourself JJ. Hope it doesn't get too busy so you can go home early too. You know, like me and Nova and everybody else.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I'm just the receptionist. I'm not allowed to
touch any of our patients that way, sir."

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[toeskr]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Why are white nails haunting my dreams, and not just the toenails?

I feel like I'm cheating on red.

Thank you, TS

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Why are white nails haunting my dreams, and not just the toenails?

I feel like I'm cheating on red.

Thank you, TS

Dear Cheater,

Love is a wondrous and beautiful, all too rare gift.

When you cheat on love, it usually feels wrong. But, unfortunately, often totally amazing too.

The good news is that if you're not married or in a LTR, you're free to date all the colors in the rainbow.

If you are married or in a LTR, then just either move your ring to another finger (or toe ) or take it off completely. Then it's not cheating.

Enjoy!

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Doctor "Which Pet Am I Going To Allow To Paint My Tootsies For Me Today?" Liz

 

[toeskr]

Dear Cheater,

Love is a wondrous and beautiful, all too rare gift.

When you cheat on love, it usually feels wrong. But, unfortunately, often totally amazing too.

The good news is that if you're not married or in a LTR, you're free to date all the colors in the rainbow.

If you are married or in a LTR, then just either move your ring to another finger (or toe ) or take it off completely. Then it's not cheating.

Enjoy!

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Doctor "Which Pet Am I Going To Allow To Paint My Tootsies For Me Today?" Liz

Ummm.... me.

Please.

ETA, those toes and feet are absolutely amazing and gorgeous.

 

[clistenovena]

Liz and JJ, I'm not MIA. I've been shopping for the perfect outfit in which to conduct the research study with boner-drug guys.

Antonio and the guys require extra special treatment.

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[LupineOne]

Where do I sign up for this??

 

[clistenovena]

Where do I sign up for this??

In Liz's closet. But SHHHH! Don't tell. It's a secret.

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[LizVegas79]

Liz and JJ, I'm not MIA. I've been shopping for the perfect outfit for conducting the research study with boner-drug guys.

Antonio and the guys require extra special treatment.

Nova - as you know I have a strict dress code policy at the clinic when it comes to
research related to any of our grant studies. Our professionalism is of the utmost importance,
which is a reflection on the whole clinic not just the people who work there.

Furthermore, our integrity is the one thing that we ourselves can individually control
and although I know I personally set a high bar for my clinicians and other associates to follow,
I do expect all of you to ... oh who the hell am I kidding? Whoever shows up to
work on Monday in the sluttiest outfit wins $1,000!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

In Liz's closet. But SHHHH! Don't tell. It's a secret.

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Oh sure. Win the contest by raiding MY closet.

Okay, but don't tell JJ or she'll want Favorite Slut Treatment (FST) too

But do tell a few of those other bitches that use to work here!
they need to get their asses back to work!

That's right I'm talking to you Firecracker and Bettie and a few of you others!

$1,000 bucks for whoever shows to work in the sluttiest outfit on Monday!

 

[clistenovena]

Nova - as you know I have a strict dress code policy at the clinic when it comes to
research related to any of our grant studies. Our professionalism is of the utmost importance,
which is a reflection on the whole clinic not just the people who work there.

Furthermore, our integrity is the one thing that we ourselves can individually control
and although I know I personally set a high bar for my clinicians and other associates to follow,
I do expect all of you to ... oh who the hell am I kidding? Whoever shows up to
work on Monday in the sluttiest outfit wins $1,000!!!

I started reading this message of yours, and I was like...

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...then I got to the end of it and it's now like...

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[clistenovena]

$1,000 bucks for whoever shows to work in the sluttiest outfit on Monday!

Classy slutty or trashy slutty? Inquiring (perverted) minds want to know.

 

[LizVegas79]

Classy slutty or trashy slutty? Inquiring (perverted) minds want to know.

Entirely your choice.

Although I hear the judges do have a clear preference

 

[clistenovena]

Entirely your choice.

Although I hear the judges do have a clear preference

Trashy slutty it is.

 

[LizVegas79]

By the way, in case anyone has been watching too much bad news,

the 2020 Littie Awards are here and you have to get your votes in by February 16th

or I'm not giving out anymore MOST ENTERTAINING therapy anymore! (hint, hint )

(not sure why we didn't make FUNNIEST or MOST EDUCATIONAL though )



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"I would just like to thank the Academy and Nova and JJ ...
... oh, sorry. too soon?" ​

 

[investor]

Dr. Liz -

It sounds like an "impartial observer" could be of assistance here . . . I have no conflict of interest in this fashion showdown (or show-off) . . . tho JJ was upset at some of my findings in a previous investigation, she knows I will pull any loose strings to uncover hidden evidence . . . and although I have accepted a free pass or two to the Whisky Therapy Room, Nova knows it was only to independently confirm the quality of the single malts offered . . . and as a previous patient to your clinic, Dr. Liz, you are bound to patient confidentiality (or was I bound?).

Who better to be a judge in this event? And if I am unable to make it to the clinic on Monday morning, I am sure that a live feed can be set up that I can access. I can promise objective perusal.


investor