Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[clistenovena]

You have my permission to do as you please ... with me, JJ, Nova...

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease take the good (really good) doctor's advice.

Querida Trio de Angeles,

I will gladly handle your "push" for as long as I am able.

I'm not a doctor, but I do have this advice for you, BT:

"Somos mucho para manejar. Cuatro horas no serán suficientes."

 

[clistenovena]

However, if you still want to give me ALL the credit, I'll take it.

JJ, you misspelled that word there. I'm sure you meant C-O-C-K, since you want it all. Greedy whore.

How about opening up a school for women who want to learn how to be a successful escort... um, I mean sugar baby. And since Nova is a professional at that, (just read her reviews at SugarDaddy.com) she would be the PERFECT teacher.

Just a thought.

Look at you, JJ, coming up with all these grand ideas! Liz might let you back in the sybbie closet for the bang you're bringing her buck.

And thanks for noting my professionalism over at SugarDaddy.com. I do try. Looks like my "work" is paying off. Yes, Daddy, it's paying sure enough.

 

[clistenovena]

BRILLIANT JJ!!!

Yeah, yeah. JJ is brilliant. Give her the freakin' trophy already.

https://i.imgur.com/hlA2vIZm.png

JJ, we'll need video proof of your acceptance "speech." For posterity's sake and all.

You hear that Nova? You get to dust off that slutty teacher outfit in the back of the closet. Oh wait, you wore it to work last week? Did you get it dry cleaned yet? Hit Brain Teez (I mean GROC ) up to cover the cleaning bill.

He was lovely enough to get it cleaned for me. But he is the one who messed it up to begin with...

https://i.imgur.com/ufFtHKRm.jpg?1

See? All ready to go.

Well I don't know about the last one. We all know Nova is no angel.

Oh right. Good point.

How about

Slutty Blonde Slut McSlut Sluts of Paradise (SBSMSSOP) then? LOL

Hey! Y'all quit ganging up on me!

Wait. Wait a minute. People would pay big bucks to see that.

REVENUE STREAM, LIZ!!

But back to the angel thing...

Not true! I am so an angel! I have proof!
https://i.imgur.com/ENkq964m.jpg
Okay, so my wings are black and I lost my halo. Big deal. Like either of you still have yours.

 

[clistenovena]

Perfect! She can even hang her degree in sluttiness on the wall in her office. I heard she graduated at the top of her class... or was it on the top of her professor...

From behind, thank you very much.

I heard she did the class,

and her professor,

and the principal, librarian, loan officer, and several of the custodians at a graduation gangba- I mean, graduation party

You're gonna get rumors started, Liz! I did NOT fuck the loan officer!

I blew him. So there.
https://media.tenor.com/images/090a403386b074f6683717be2364d23c/tenor.gif

 

[clistenovena]

So now that I'm officially Headmistress.... does that mean I get to boss around Nova?

Oh, gosh this should be fun to watch!

JJ bossing Nova...in gif form.

https://media.giphy.com/media/uGsltV4nUHvIk/giphy.gif

 

[BrainTeez]

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease take the good (really good) doctor's advice.

Who am I to ignore the advice of Doctor Liz? What man would dare? So, Nova, how about we start by my using the tip of my tongue, nose and tips of my fingers to survey every curve, "nook" and cranny on you. Sound like a good start? We could follow that with a more in depth exploration.

JJ, I'm still trying to decide what I would be most pleased to do with you. I'll be in touch.

Looking forward to my "Eureka" moment,

BT

 

[BrainTeez]

I'm not a doctor, but I do have this advice for you, BT:

"Somos mucho para manejar. Cuatro horas no serán suficientes."

Querida Nova,

Entonces pasemos la noche juntos!

Con entusiasmo,

Brain "Going to GNC for Vitamins and Protein Supplements" Teez

 

[19jimbo99]

JJ bossing Nova...in gif form.

https://media.giphy.com/media/uGsltV4nUHvIk/giphy.gif

So is this a pussy slap ???
Or a gorilla pimp thing???
Cause if you gotta get out Nova ? I got you girl...

 

[LizVegas79]

Querida Nova,

Entonces pasemos la noche juntos!

Con entusiasmo,

Brain "Going to GNC for Vitamins and Protein Supplements" Teez

Great! So then what are JJ and I suppose to do all night?

Some people are just so all about their own satisfaction.

I'm really, REALLY disappointed in the both of you. I want you both to see me in my office first thing in the morning :caning:

(lock the door behind you )

JJ bossing Nova...in gif form.

https://media.giphy.com/media/uGsltV4nUHvIk/giphy.gif

ROTF LMAO!

Perfect!

Yeah, yeah. JJ is brilliant. Give her the freakin' trophy already.

https://i.imgur.com/hlA2vIZm.png

JJ, we'll need video proof of your acceptance "speech." For posterity's sake and all.

I don't know about you, but I kind of feel sorry for JJ's "posterity" now.

That's a really BIG award Nova!! I hope JJ can handle all the attention.

I hope she isn't ruined for our late afternoon rush!

Although, good point about the potentil extra video revenue!

(go ahead and accept the hell out of your award all you want JJ! )

Yes, I remember you telling me that his is your fave. When you dragged me in there to show it off to me.

I didn't drag you there Nova.

As I remember it was you who you sort of dragged me,

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/02/12/300/4971285.jpg

You really have to stop pulling on your leash. It gives people the wrong impression that you aren't properly trained.

The realtor almost didn't lease it to us because of you.

But then of course I made certain concessions involving certain limited-time-only rights to you and well, he eventually came around didn't he?

Actually, if I remember correctly, there wasn't much 'eventually' to it at all - he came around kind of quickly didn't he?

 

[LizVegas79]

Speaking of good ideas, the Lyft ideas was a good one. A super-duper good one.

Dr Liz's Airport Pickup Service!

Well it may have been my idea but I'm putting you in charge of implementation!

(and all the driving!)

 

[BrainTeez]

I beg your pardon .... among other things

Great! So then what are JJ and I suppose to do all night?

Some people are just so all about their own satisfaction.

I'm really, REALLY disappointed in the both of you. I want you both to see me in my office first thing in the morning :caning:

(lock the door behind you )

Dear Doctor Liz and JJ,

I regret the misunderstanding. Yes, I replied to Nova's post, but, please notice that she wrote "Somos mucho para manejar". The key word there being "Somos". So, I did not mean to imply that you and JJ would be left out by addressing my response only to Nova. I thought it would be understood that I was going for Vitamins and Protein Supplements so that I can handle you all.

I know talk is cheap and actions speak louder than words. So, if I can make the connection in Salt Lake, I will be there in the morning to personally apologize and atone for the disappointment I caused you. Nova, I might need a Lyft if you're available. Do you think we'll have time to stop at Marciano on the way to the office. I'd like to pick up three gift cards.

Brain "I've Got Some Packing to Do" Teez

 

[BrainTeez]

Great! So then what are JJ and I suppose to do all night?

Some people are just so all about their own satisfaction.

I'm really, REALLY disappointed in the both of you. I want you both to see me in my office first thing in the morning :caning:

(lock the door behind you )

Dear Doctor Liz and JJ,

I regret the misunderstanding .... I know talk is cheap and actions speak louder than words. So, if I can make the connection in Salt Lake, I will be there in the morning to personally apologize and atone for the disappointment I caused you ....

Brain "I've Got Some Packing to Do" Teez

Dear Angels,

I regret I was not able to get a connecting flight through Salt Lake. Damn that Delta Air Lines! So, we'll have to reschedule my disciplinary appointment.

And, Doctor Liz, I hope you'll agree to postpone Nova's punishment as well. I'd really like to be there for that.

Also, Doctor Liz, regarding the caning you have in store for me: how many "licks" do I get?

Brain "Salivating Like One of Pavlov's Dogs" Teez

P.S. Nova, you can give me a Lyft "some other time", aka, ASAP!

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, you misspelled that word there. I'm sure you meant C-O-C-K, since you want it all. Greedy whore. :

Well that's what I meant, Nova. Maybe if you spent more time reading, "Liz's Book of Code Words" instead of grabbing every man that walks in the clinic and taking him to your office, you would know that CREDIT is a code word for COCK.

Talk about being a greedy whore.

Yeah, yeah. JJ is brilliant. Give her the freakin' trophy already.

https://i.imgur.com/hlA2vIZm.png

JJ, we'll need video proof of your acceptance "speech." For posterity's sake and all.

Speech? I'm speechless!

That does look rather yummy though. Is it eatable?

 

[JerseyJade]

[
You're gonna get rumors started, Liz! I did NOT fuck the loan officer!

I blew him. So there.

https://media.tenor.com/images/090a403386b074f6683717be2364d23c/tenor.gif

Lol

I that gif.

JJ bossing Nova...in gif form.

https://media.giphy.com/media/uGsltV4nUHvIk/giphy.gif

Lmao!

Yeah, that's about right, too.

 

[JerseyJade]

Dear Doctor Liz and JJ,

I regret the misunderstanding. Yes, I replied to Nova's post, but, please notice that she wrote "Somos mucho para manejar". The key word there being "Somos". So, I did not mean to imply that you and JJ would be left out by addressing my response only to Nova. I thought it would be understood that I was going for Vitamins and Protein Supplements so that I can handle you all.

I know talk is cheap and actions speak louder than words. So, if I can make the connection in Salt Lake, I will be there in the morning to personally apologize and atone for the disappointment I caused you. Nova, I might need a Lyft if you're available. Do you think we'll have time to stop at Marciano on the way to the office. I'd like to pick up three gift cards.

Brain "I've Got Some Packing to Do" Teez

No worries, BT. Liz and I are used to Nova's "it's all about Nova" attitude. I can't really blame her completely though. She's constantly being "spoiled" by every man she makes contact with and she always gets her way.. no matter what. Yeah I know she's gorgeous and has the body every woman wishes for.. but she knows that, too... and takes full advantage of it every chance she gets. Why do you think she's the only female left on SugarDaddy.com? All the other girls left because they can't compete with her. Every man wants her instead. How pathetic is that?

Of course Nova will deny everything and even go as far as accusing innocent women such as myself as being a "greedy whore." Gotta love her though.

 

[clistenovena]

Great! So then what are JJ and I suppose to do all night?

Some people are just so all about their own satisfaction.

I'm really, REALLY disappointed in the both of you. I want you both to see me in my office first thing in the morning :caning:

(lock the door behind you

Okay, why exactly am I the disappointment?? BT is the one who did the addressing, not me (or unaddressing...and is that anything like undressing??).

Anyhoo, door's locked. Cane him. I'll watch.

Actually, if I remember correctly, there wasn't much 'eventually' to it at all - he came around kind of quickly didn't he?

I think I counted to 90 when he...came around. Quick shot, he was.

Well it may have been my idea but I'm putting you in charge of implementation!

(and all the driving!)

P.S. Nova, you can give me a Lyft "some other time", aka, ASAP!

Well, since Liz put me in charge, I'll hop right in and be on my way. Which terminal??

No worries, BT. Liz and I are used to Nova's "it's all about Nova" attitude. I can't really blame her completely though.

https://media.tenor.com/images/5bb6fe0916421b53d629cbf9c29ea805/tenor.gif

She's constantly being "spoiled" by every man she makes contact with and she always gets her way.. no matter what.

And by "spoiled," JJ means "fucked." See? I did read the code book.

Yeah I know she's gorgeous and has the body every woman wishes for.. but she knows that, too... and takes full advantage of it every chance she gets. Why do you think she's the only female left on SugarDaddy.com? All the other girls left because they can't compete with her. Every man wants her instead. How pathetic is that?

Again...
https://media.tenor.com/images/5bb6fe0916421b53d629cbf9c29ea805/tenor.gif

Yeah, yeah, JJ. Right. It's aaaaaaaallllllllllllll about me. This is why I'm always getting messages asking about the tantalizing, seductive, gorgeous Las Vegas Latina and the super sexy, unbelievably adorable, doe-eyed brunette from Jersey.

Of course Nova will deny everything and even go as far as accusing innocent women such as myself as being a "greedy whore." Gotta love her though.

Innocent such as yourself???
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/30/44/3e/30443e3fbe52bf955be8c4467263dbea.gif

 

[JerseyJade]

And by "spoiled," JJ means "fucked." See? I did read the code book.

Okay, I take that back. Obviously, you DID read the code book!

Yeah, yeah, JJ. Right. It's aaaaaaaallllllllllllll about me. This is why I'm always getting messages asking about the tantalizing, seductive, gorgeous Las Vegas Latina and the super sexy, unbelievably adorable, doe-eyed brunette from Jersey.

Maybe so, but then they message me asking.. or should I say, pleading..."Hey, can you hook me up with your hot looking friend with the sexy blonde hair?"

What am I, your Pimp (Pimp-ette)?

Innocent such as yourself???
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/30/44/3e/30443e3fbe52bf955be8c4467263dbea.gif

Lol

Wait a sec! What are you saying, Nova????

 

[BrainTeez]

.... And, Nova, the next time I'm in Vegas you may "take me" anywhere you please .... back office, supply closet, elevator .... but, perhaps not up against the floor-to-ceiling glass Dr. Liz mentioned earlier....

Well, dang. I had the interview room all set up and everything...

https://travelport.leonardocontentcloud.com/imageRepo/6/0/96/964/322/VGS678_Sunrise_Sunset_Suite_Bedroom_F.jpg

Dear Angels,

Looks like I was mistaken when I thought "perhaps not up against the floor-to-ceiling glass" last week. I imagined it would be like being in a fishbowl. I didn't realize your interview room is a room with a view! Actually, it reminds me a little of the view from my last room at the Wynn (though my room was far less luxurious ).

So, I'd love for any or all of you to "take me" anywhere (including (especially) up against the glass) you'd like! You might want to give your cleaning service a heads up and let them know they will need lots of Windex and probably a squeegee after you all have finished me off. Do you happen to know the schedule for the building window washers?

Brain "How I Do Love a Hot PDA" Teez

 

[LizVegas79]

ME-OW GIRLS!

Tickets to Saturday's JJ/Nova Catfight: $500 each
(standing around them room only! - clothing NOT optional )

Tickets to the Catfight, plus the right to hold down either one ankle or one wrist: $2500 each
(must be strong. trust me, both these girls are stronger than they look! )

All proceeds go towards purchasing a new Leisure Travel RV for the clinic.

https://www.motorhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Unity_IB_Exterior.jpg

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Angels,

Looks like I was mistaken when I thought "perhaps not up against the floor-to-ceiling glass" last week. I imagined it would be like being in a fishbowl. I didn't realize your interview room is a room with a view! Actually, it reminds me a little of the view from my last room at the Wynn (though my room was far less luxurious ).

So, I'd love for any or all of you to "take me" anywhere (including (especially) up against the glass) you'd like! You might want to give your cleaning service a heads up and let them know they will need lots of Windex and probably a squeegee after you all have finished me off. Do you happen to know the schedule for the building window washers?

Brain "How I Do Love a Hot PDA" Teez

Dear PDA-BT,

Don't worry about the building's window washers. They owe me a favor because one afternoon when it was slow at the clinic ... I should probably just leave it at they owe me a favor.

Where to "take" you will be a schedule item to be brought up at our weekly board meeting at my house in my hot tub on Friday evening at 10. Note: sometimes we don't get to all the items on our agenda because one or all of us have one or three too many mimosas and we have to adjourn the meeting to the master bedroom to fully "unwind" from our busy, hectic, oh so stressful weeks.

Doctor "My Board Meetings Are Never, EVER Boring" Liz

Dear Angels,

I regret I was not able to get a connecting flight through Salt Lake. Damn that Delta Air Lines! So, we'll have to reschedule my disciplinary appointment.

And, Doctor Liz, I hope you'll agree to postpone Nova's punishment as well. I'd really like to be there for that.

Also, Doctor Liz, regarding the caning you have in store for me: how many "licks" do I get?

Brain "Salivating Like One of Pavlov's Dogs" Teez

P.S. Nova, you can give me a Lyft "some other time", aka, ASAP!

Dear Pavlov's Naughty Dog,

Do you honestly think I care about your pathetic excuses? I swear, sometimes it's like I haven't made myself perfectly clear. ALL MISSED APPOINTMENTS WILL BE CHARGED DOUBLE AND WILL GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD! :caning:

How many licks it will take to get a Brain-Teez off remains to be seen. However, I'm betting no more than ten because yeah, JJ, Nova and I are THAT good!

Doctor "Leniency Is For Losers" Liz

Dear Doctor Liz and JJ,

I regret the misunderstanding. Yes, I replied to Nova's post, but, please notice that she wrote "Somos mucho para manejar". The key word there being "Somos". So, I did not mean to imply that you and JJ would be left out by addressing my response only to Nova. I thought it would be understood that I was going for Vitamins and Protein Supplements so that I can handle you all.

I know talk is cheap and actions speak louder than words. So, if I can make the connection in Salt Lake, I will be there in the morning to personally apologize and atone for the disappointment I caused you. Nova, I might need a Lyft if you're available. Do you think we'll have time to stop at Marciano on the way to the office. I'd like to pick up three gift cards.

Brain "I've Got Some Packing to Do" Teez

Dear Better Get Packing!

I know what 'somos' means.

I also checked your file and see that you have a thing for blondes with long legs and killer bod's (btw, did I mention that I dyed my hair blonde this week? I ordered JJ to dye hers too but you know her, constant discipline problem, right? ).

There are not enough vitamins and protein supplements on the planet for any guy to be able to handle Nova, JJ and me together. So stop trying to hide the fact that you probably already juiced your hot love lava in your pj's dreaming about being with the three of us at the same time!

So, umm, did you get the gift cards?

Doctor "I Gift Cards" Liz

 

[de_valmont]

Hello Doctor,

my first association:

epidural anesthesia [MED.] - die Periduralanästhesie [abbr.: PDA]

How could that be hot?

I should think it's this: personal digital assistant [abbr.: PDA] [COMP.] !?

My PDAs are all hot, that's true.

I have learned to know you, in the past, and I am sure you will have a lovely DSM diagnosis for me. Come on, I can stand that

Comte "I admire your energy" de V.

 

[JerseyJade]

How many licks it will take to get a Brain-Teez off remains to be seen. However, I'm betting no more than ten because yeah, JJ, Nova and I are THAT good!

Doctor "Leniency Is For Losers" Liz

I remember you getting a research grant a year or 2 ago so we can do a study on how many licks it takes to... well you know what I mean.. and you put me in charge of that. It's one of my most favorite memories working at the clinic.

 

[LizVegas79]

Innocent such as yourself???

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/30/44/3e/30443e3fbe52bf955be8c4467263dbea.gif

I know, right?!!

Who the heck does she think she's fooling? lol

Wait a sec! What are you saying, Nova????

She's saying that cute little doe-eyed innocent act might work on all the perverts that come into our clinic for "therapy" but c'mon, have a little respect for your co-workers. We aren't blondes. Well, not real blondes anyways. (sorry Nova )

BTW - thank you both for reading the Code Book. Do either of you have any idea where it is? If that falls into the hands of the general male population you know we're in deep do-do, right?

 

[JerseyJade]

I know, right?!!

Who the heck does she think she's fooling? lol




She's saying that cute little doe-eyed innocent act might work on all the perverts that come into our clinic for "therapy" but c'mon, have a little respect for your co-workers. We aren't blondes. Well, not real blondes anyways. (sorry Nova )

You mean to tell me you didn't fall for it either????

(Hmm... I guess I need to practice more on that)

 

[JerseyJade]

BTW - thank you both for reading the Code Book. Do either of you have any idea where it is? If that falls into the hands of the general male population you know we're in deep do-do, right?

I have no idea where it is, LIz. All I know is that Nova had it last. Yeah, Nova was the last person to have the code book. Yep.. that Nova.