LizVegas79
Naughty Advice Doc
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Dr. Liz -
I am concerned that JJ may not have the proper medical credentials to be giving advice on my upcoming physical appointment.
But as I consider her a personal friend, I am willing to waive these concerns if she agrees to assist you during the exam, in any manner she chooses. I know that any joint "hands on" treatment will be beneficial to my health, and I will endeavor to reward you both appropriately for the care received.
Your "flexible and giving" patient,
Investor
Dear Investor and VP of Equipment Procurement,
Whether JJ does or doesn't is irrelevant. She has passed my rigorous training and orientation sessions and she is always first in line for new mandatory seminars. Unless, you know, she's in the back of the line with a patient doing what she loves best.
However, I will consent to your demands and make myself available for any and all appointments you make with her. We will indeed expect to be properly rewarded. No wasting any of our rewards on the floor, or the ceiling, or in a tissue. This will require that you give us proper warning prior to you bestowing your reward upon us. No surprises!
- Doctor ""Ooops, Sorry" Doesn't Cut It Around Here" Liz