Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

Dear Dr Liz

Wondered if you could settle a debate I have been having with my wife. It concerns 3 ways. She is a big fan and wants more. I'm not convinced. She makes a good argument, the addition will add a bright spot to our otherwise hum drum homelife. The effort in the bedroom is well worth the risk from her perspective.

I'm not convinced. I mean it's a lot of extra work for me. Trying to service just one is hard enough at my age. The extra effort of adding the second, kind of concerns me.

So, what do you think? Should I install the 3 way switches in the bedroom or not?

Sincerely,

Perplexed about about 3 ways
 
Dear Dr Liz

Wondered if you could settle a debate I have been having with my wife. It concerns 3 ways. She is a big fan and wants more. I'm not convinced. She makes a good argument, the addition will add a bright spot to our otherwise hum drum homelife. The effort in the bedroom is well worth the risk from her perspective.

I'm not convinced. I mean it's a lot of extra work for me. Trying to service just one is hard enough at my age. The extra effort of adding the second, kind of concerns me.

So, what do you think? Should I install the 3 way switches in the bedroom or not?

Sincerely,

Perplexed about about 3 ways


Dear More Than Just Perplexed,

Hmm, I really feel you're missing the point and not really hearing your wife. Like most men, you are putting your desires ahead of hers and frankly, it seems to me you are being more than a little selfish.

Plus, you are being extremely presumptive, too!

What makes you think adding a third is going to be more work for you? There are different types of 3-ways you know. What she's suggesting might very well mean the same or even LESS work for you and TWICE the work for her.

Did you ever stop to consider that? No, I'm guessing not.

Having 3-ways gives you versatility for different situations and different seasons. When the days are shorter and you aren't getting as much natural light thru your windows, your wife may need brighter lighting to read in bed but you will appreciate having the option for less light while you're laying there next to her watching TV. And when you're on vacation, you may find that you both agree on keeping the lights on their lowest setting to save on your energy costs while still fooling would-be burglars that you are actually home. Proper lighting can really give a room a warm and wonderful ambiance and satisfy your needs as well as your wife's.

Normally in these kinds of debates between a husband and his wife I usually ask if either of you have considered recessed lighting as another option. But I have a feeling neither of you is quite ready for that conversation yet so lets keep things on the more vanilla side and save the deeper, kinky talk for after you both get over this first hurdle.


- Doctor "3-Ways Can Save Marriages" Liz
 
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Dear Dr Liz,

Reading this thread with all its talk of threesomes and gangbangs has me very flustered. I’d love to be part of one but am afraid I don’t measure up! Are all your assistants also size queens? How do I deal with this insecurity?
 
Dear Dr Liz,

Reading this thread with all its talk of threesomes and gangbangs has me very flustered. I’d love to be part of one but am afraid I don’t measure up! Are all your assistants also size queens? How do I deal with this insecurity?


Dear Afraid Of Not Standing Tall Enough,

Yes, all of my assistants are indeed size queens. All women are sweetie, some of us just don't admit it that's all.

The good news for you is that some of my assistants are really, really good at pretending they aren't. Some will even say they "hate" big cocks and prefer smaller ones. I've personally trained them in how to sound convincing when they say this so I know it works.

Whether you actually believe them or not is irrelevant because I promise you you WILL want to believe them.

So let your insecurity about your small to average at best penis go, sweetie. I promise you will feel great about yourself when you hear the magic words whispered from my pretty assistant's mouth, "Oh wow, I hope you aren't too big for me."

Sign up today for an appointment and remember, we now accept Bitcoin and other major virtual currencies.


- Doctor "I Hope You Aren't Too Big For Me" Liz :kiss:
 
Dear Dr Liz

Wondered if you could settle a debate I have been having with my wife. It concerns 3 ways. She is a big fan and wants more. I'm not convinced. She makes a good argument, the addition will add a bright spot to our otherwise hum drum homelife. The effort in the bedroom is well worth the risk from her perspective.

I'm not convinced. I mean it's a lot of extra work for me. Trying to service just one is hard enough at my age. The extra effort of adding the second, kind of concerns me.

So, what do you think? Should I install the 3 way switches in the bedroom or not?

Sincerely,

Perplexed about about 3 ways

I think you need an intermediate switch :D

or you could go the smart way and just fuck her brains out. :D:eek:
 
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"No, no. Keep your pants on. Doctor Liz just wants me to check your
heart rate to make sure you're well enough to see her."



(It's our new policy starting today :D )

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"No, no. Keep your pants on. Doctor Liz just wants me to check your
heart rate to make sure you're well enough to see her."



(It's our new policy starting today :D )

.

Honestly, my blood pressure is always high in a clinical situation. I have white coat syndrome. Oh, I see you're not wearing a white coat, that might explain my pulse rate of 180. Are you sure you don't need to check my .... erm ........... equipment. I'm sure Dr Liz would be disappointed if it was not in good working order.
 
Honestly, my blood pressure is always high in a clinical situation. I have white coat syndrome. Oh, I see you're not wearing a white coat, that might explain my pulse rate of 180. Are you sure you don't need to check my .... erm ........... equipment. I'm sure Dr Liz would be disappointed if it was not in good working order.

"This is a professional psychology clinic, sir. I don't need to test your "equipment" before you see Doctor Liz.
Besides, unless that's a banana in your pocket, I can tell from here that everything down there is working perfectly fine." :)
 
Dear Afraid Of Not Standing Tall Enough,

Yes, all of my assistants are indeed size queens. All women are sweetie, some of us just don't admit it that's all.

The good news for you is that some of my assistants are really, really good at pretending they aren't. Some will even say they "hate" big cocks and prefer smaller ones. I've personally trained them in how to sound convincing when they say this so I know it works.

Whether you actually believe them or not is irrelevant because I promise you you WILL want to believe them.

So let your insecurity about your small to average at best penis go, sweetie. I promise you will feel great about yourself when you hear the magic words whispered from my pretty assistant's mouth, "Oh wow, I hope you aren't too big for me."

Sign up today for an appointment and remember, we now accept Bitcoin and other major virtual currencies.


- Doctor "I Hope You Aren't Too Big For Me" Liz :kiss:
ALL women are size queens? Can the assistants confirm?
 
Dr. by “be in charge” do you mean I have to control my remote and hers?

Confused Sweetie
 
Dr. by “be in charge” do you mean I have to control my remote and hers?

Confused Sweetie


Dear Tech Guy,

No. I meant you have to be in charge of her remote AND my remote!


- Doctor "Drive Me Crazy In Public" Liz


Hmmm let’s test this out. . . Maybe you or someone here could “flatter” me a bit? See if I like it?


Dear Begging For A Compliment,

Well, it's definitely not the smallest one I've ever seen.

I mean, it might even be perfectly adequate.


- Doctor "I'm Not Feeling Very Generous Today" Liz ;) :)
 
Dear Tech Guy,

No. I meant you have to be in charge of her remote AND my remote!


- Doctor "Drive Me Crazy In Public" Liz

Happy to help bring a thrill to your day, publicly

Have you purchased a vibe with an internet remote, or will I need to be in sight of you?
 
Happy to help bring a thrill to your day, publicly

Have you purchased a vibe with an internet remote, or will I need to be in sight of you?

Apparently with the Lovense (which is what I have) you don't have to be nearby, although I would personally prefer it if you were so that I could find you and kill you if you abuse your power over me :)

It is suppose to work either via Bluetooth or an app on your phone that has a "long distance" setting. I have never tried the long distance setting though. I know for certain though the Bluetooth setting works great because hub's has not only made me yelp in a restaurant, he has also done it to me at work (which is why I won't ever wear it to work again lol)
 
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"So why do you make a point of coming to see me every week, but never
ask me one single question? Are you perfectly well-adjusted? No. Do you have
sexual urges that you want to explore? Probably. Are you curious about exploring
a particular fetish that your wife or girlfriend either doesn't know about or is
uncomfortable with? Probably. Do you have any idea how much I spend on
mani/pedi's every month? This is a safe place. You can be honest with me. Who
knows? I might even be nice to you. So ask me a fucking question. NOW!!"
 
Ah! Ummmmmmm
Are double headed strapons against the true nature of being a Domme or Mistress.
Is hoping for her pleasure wrong?

Cringing in fear.. mostly due to your tone and that.. crop (?)
 
Dear Dr. Taco,

Where all the tacos at? It’s Tuesday yes?

Signed,

Jonesing for a double taco.
 
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