Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

Ah! Ummmmmmm
Are double headed strapons against the true nature of being a Domme or Mistress.
Is hoping for her pleasure wrong?

Cringing in fear.. mostly due to your tone and that.. crop (?)

Dear Cringing,

Yes, they are unless they are the jelly kind. Being a Dom Mistress to either a male pet or a female pet requires close, physical proximity, but at the same time a certain amount of emotional and sexual distance. Giving me sexual satisfaction is not within their realm of possibility so any toy or device designed for mutual satisfaction must strictly be kept out of The Playroom because, I am only human. I can, sometimes, succumb to my own desires and sink down to their pet / play thing level.

However, jelly double-headed strap-ons are excellent for asserting my dominion over another woman. By lubing it sufficiently and bending it double, in certain positions my pet can be double penetrated and come to learn a whole new level of begging that is really quite exquisite for both her and me.


- Doctor "Bring Me The Jelly One" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Taco,

Where all the tacos at? It’s Tuesday yes?

Signed,

Jonesing for a double taco.

Dear Mr. Jones,

Indeed it is Taco Tuesday. BUT, it is also Giving Tuesday, so I'm going to give you some valuable advice. Make sure you take all your vitamins before your next Taco Tuesday appointment.

Double tacos may sound like Paradise to you. But, with double the fun comes double the performance expectations. If your burrito isn't enough to cover both our tacos in warm, healthy salsa, well, the repercussions can and will be quite severe.

- Doctor "Don't Go For Seconds If Your Eyes Are Bigger Than Your You Know What" Liz

 

[investor2020]

Dear Dr. Liz -

It does my heart good to see that the implements provided for the Demerit Room are being put to good use . . . I deem it "post-purchase reinforcement".


Signed,

Your "proper equipment makes all the difference" contractor

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz -

It does my heart good to see that the implements provided for the Demerit Room are being put to good use . . . I deem it "post-purchase reinforcement".


Signed,

Your "proper equipment makes all the difference" contractor

Dear Favorite Contractor,

Speaking of your heart, did you get a note from your cardiologist yet saying it was okay to come see me again?


- Doctor "It's Time For Your Physical" Liz

 

[investor2020]

Dear Dr. Liz:

The recent visit to my cardiologist provided an "all clear" report to resume my normal activities, including any necessary "health and wellness" medical appointments/therapy sessions. He did, however, say that I should "pace" myself.

I look forward to the resumption of our regular appointments, especially the upcoming physical, and know that you will certainly be able to put me thru all the appropriate "paces".

Signed,

Your "personal pacemaker/receiver client" Contractor

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Mr. Jones,

Indeed it is Taco Tuesday. BUT, it is also Giving Tuesday, so I'm going to give you some valuable advice. Make sure you take all your vitamins before your next Taco Tuesday appointment.

Double tacos may sound like Paradise to you. But, with double the fun comes double the performance expectations. If your burrito isn't enough to cover both our tacos in warm, healthy salsa, well, the repercussions can and will be quite severe.

- Doctor "Don't Go For Seconds If Your Eyes Are Bigger Than Your You Know What" Liz

Dear Dr. Double Taco Takeaway,

Vitamins taken with pineapple juice daily. I’ve given and given and given till I’m empty this year. It’s been a long strange ride.

Personally I prefer injecting tacos with plenty of sauce instead of covering them. It seems to make for more satisfied and satisfying tacos.

Signed,
Eyes/burrito ratio +

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz:

The recent visit to my cardiologist provided an "all clear" report to resume my normal activities, including any necessary "health and wellness" medical appointments/therapy sessions. He did, however, say that I should "pace" myself.

I look forward to the resumption of our regular appointments, especially the upcoming physical, and know that you will certainly be able to put me thru all the appropriate "paces".

Signed,

Your "personal pacemaker/receiver client" Contractor

Dear PPRCC,

Yaaay!

I'll put on something totally inappropriate for your next sesh.

Would you prefer Naughty Maid?

Filthy But Hot, Desperate Immigrant?

Or Rich, Freshly Used Party Wife?


- Doctor "I Specialize In Perfectly Inappropriate Outfits For Any Occasion" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

Dear PPRCC,

Yaaay!

I'll put on something totally inappropriate for your next sesh.

Would you prefer Naughty Maid?

Filthy But Hot, Desperate Immigrant?

Or Rich, Freshly Used Party Wife?


- Doctor "I Specialize In Perfectly Inappropriate Outfits For Any Occasion" Liz

He's going to be wearing bells, Liz... so maybe a Mrs. Claus would be more appropriate.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Double Taco Takeaway,

Vitamins taken with pineapple juice daily. I’ve given and given and given till I’m empty this year. It’s been a long strange ride.

Personally I prefer injecting tacos with plenty of sauce instead of covering them. It seems to make for more satisfied and satisfying tacos.

Signed,
Eyes/burrito ratio +

Dear Sauceless,

I don't understand. Do you have any sauce left, or is your first availability in the new year?

Waiting impatiently and lining up backup burritos just in case.


- Doctor "The Sauce Is The Best Part" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

He's going to be wearing bells, Liz... so maybe a Mrs. Claus would be more appropriate.

How about Mrs. Claus's younger, naughtier, half-Latina half-sister?

 

[JerseyJade]

How about Mrs. Claus's younger, naughtier, half-Latina half-sister?

Sure, that works too.... but you'll have to dress up as an elf.

 

[LizVegas79]

Sure, that works too.... but you'll have to dress up as an elf.

I soooo have the perfect elf-girl outfit hanging in my closet! Done!

So what are you going to dress up as JJ?

 

[JerseyJade]

I soooo have the perfect elf-girl outfit hanging in my closet! Done!

So what are you going to dress up as JJ?

A snow angel. I'll need a halo, though. I seem to have lost mine somewhere.

 

[JerseyJade]

I have a few spares, please take your pick Jade.

Aww, thank you, Bambi.

 

[LizVegas79]

I have a few spares, please take your pick Jade.

Well if you're passing out halos I could sure use one Bambi. I lost mine a long, LOOOONG time ago LOL

(they don't burn like holy water when you're not quite deserving of them do they? )

 

[JerseyJade]

You’re welcome! I had to start buying in bulk since I keep misplacing mine too.

Lol

I would go broke if I had to keep buying halos after losing them.

 

[JerseyJade]

Well if you're passing out halos I could sure use one Bambi. I lost mine a long, LOOOONG time ago LOL

(they don't burn like holy water when you're not quite deserving of them do they? )

Well just so you know, Liz.. every time I visit your thread, I lose a halo, so there's that.

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz -

I am concerned that JJ may not have the proper medical credentials to be giving advice on my upcoming physical appointment.

But as I consider her a personal friend, I am willing to waive these concerns if she agrees to assist you during the exam, in any manner she chooses. I know that any joint "hands on" treatment will be beneficial to my health, and I will endeavor to reward you both appropriately for the care received.

Your "flexible and giving" patient,

Investor

 

[LizVegas79]

Of course darling! Looks like I better buy the heavy duty, blessed by a shaman type next time.

Good idea. Safety first!

Lol

I would go broke if I had to keep buying halos after losing them.

Well just so you know, Liz.. every time I visit your thread, I lose a halo, so there's that.

Oh sure, it's my fault LOL.

Fine. You know where I keep the petty cash drawer, JJ. Help yourself. Maybe you better even stock up a little because I have the feeling Christmas and NYE are going to be pretty busy with lonely pervs around here (i.e., business should be great and you're going to lose a lot of halos keeping up with all the work "loads" lol)

 

[MrPractical]

Good idea. Safety first!





Oh sure, it's my fault LOL.

Fine. You know where I keep the petty cash drawer, JJ. Help yourself. Maybe you better even stock up a little because I have the feeling Christmas and NYE are going to be pretty busy with lonely pervs around here (i.e., business should be great and you're going to lose a lot of halos keeping up with all the work "loads" lol)

Uhhhh...nope

 

[LizVegas79]

Uhhhh...nope

 

[JerseyJade]

Dr. Liz -

I am concerned that JJ may not have the proper medical credentials to be giving advice on my upcoming physical appointment.

But as I consider her a personal friend, I am willing to waive these concerns if she agrees to assist you during the exam, in any manner she chooses. I know that any joint "hands on" treatment will be beneficial to my health, and I will endeavor to reward you both appropriately for the care received.

Your "flexible and giving" patient,

Investor

You have something against Mrs. Claus, Mister!? That will definitely get you on Santa's naughty list.

 

[investor2020]

You have something against Mrs. Claus, Mister!? That will definitely get you on Santa's naughty list.

Not if you dress in your best seasonal outfits . . .

 

[LupineOne]

Oh sure, it's my fault LOL.

Fine. You know where I keep the petty cash drawer, JJ. Help yourself. Maybe you better even stock up a little because I have the feeling Christmas and NYE are going to be pretty busy with lonely pervs around here (i.e., business should be great and you're going to lose a lot of halos keeping up with all the work "loads" lol)

I wouldn't worry too much about losing any halos. Aren't the horns what most clients are looking for in the first place?

 

[JerseyJade]

Not if you dress in your best seasonal outfits . . .

I could so wear that.