Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[parker77]

I thought it was important to acknowledge that our office security cam footage has been hacked.

The good news is it was only in my office. But I'll go check that our client records are still safe.

i don’t typically associate the word, “safe” with Dr. Liz.

 

[LizVegas79]

But first they become teenagers. You'll want to brick them up and toss in food when that happens, for a few years anyway.

Oh and Liz? I read your post and would like to give you a gentle kiss on the cheek, a completely platonic, but loving one.

Hmm, mine aren't teenagers yet but my oldest is starting to get close.

Bricking them up when they're teenage boys makes sense to me.

But I have two daughters. I was thinking more of an attic situation with barbed wire and perimeter, auto-sensor machine guns to keep them safe from the outside world rather than the other way around.

Aww, I love gentle, platonic cheek kisses! So what's with the roll of quarters in your pocket pressing against my hip? Are you on your way to the bank or something?

 

[LizVegas79]

Doc,

I was wondering if you had access to any fun methods to
entertain a woman from ankle down?
Foot massage
Toe worship
Painting nails
Other suggestions
Any killer moves that make a woman swoon ??
Signed
Lowly Foot Soldier

Sometimes I'll put my foot on his lap, but not to get a foot massage.

Well? There should be some hive and take there
But
The Doc should weigh in
I just know what I would do

Well, I'm not sure what bees have to do with foot massages, Pad Foot but I guess they would add a sense of urgency to the situation so if you had some master plan to rescue us from the hive of bees we would be extremely grateful to you and pretty much agree to anything you wanted if that's where you were going with that idea.

___

That's so funny, JJ! Whenever I put my foot on my husband's lap he knows IMMEDIATELY what's expected of him. I have him so well trained. But I guess, in a different way you have yours well-trained too.

___

Dear Lowly Foot Soldier,

As far as "access" to any fun methods to entertain a woman from the ankle down I have absolutely no idea what you mean, Pad Foot. I have access to a variety of ankle restraints, feathers, toe rings, ankle bracelets and toenail polish. But beyond that my access to any methodologies to entertain a woman from the ankle down is purely historical, illustrated, how-to guides written in French, ancient Hindu and Sanskrit. You are welcome to come in and peruse my research library and of course if you do manage to translate any of these ancient texts I would ask you to demonstrate them upon moi

Beyond that, offering to gently pamper a woman's feet with a fun new pedicure in sexy new color is always an excellent conversation starter in my book.

But I should warn you it varies from woman to woman. Some women have never had their feet properly worshipped and are therefore resistant to the idea.


- Doctor "My Library Is More Fun Than Other Libraries" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

i don’t typically associate the word, “safe” with Dr. Liz.

Well then you don't know me very well.

I absolutely run a clean, SAFE, totally 100% customized therapy for all of my clients. As I mentioned the other day, most of my therapy just involves listening and communicating and giving my clients the chance to talk with someone who they may not typically interact with in their day-to-day, normal, boring lives.

Oh sure, sometimes I might leave a mark or two. But that's only to make a particularly important point, or to correct inappropriate or unacceptable behavior.

Besides, any marks almost always go away in a day or two.


- Doctor "This Is A Safe Space" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, I'm not sure what bees have to do with foot massages, Pad Foot but I guess they would add a sense of urgency to the situation so if you had some master plan to rescue us from the hive of bees we would be extremely grateful to you and pretty much agree to anything you wanted if that's where you were going with that idea.

Lmao!

This is what happens when you don't use your spell check.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear All you do Dr. Liz,

The holidays always put us in a reflective and festive mood. So as the Eve of celebrations quickly approaches and the time nears for that Jolly ol’ Elf to deliver new toys…err equipment to your clinic, I just wanted to say thank you!

I want to commend you on the tireless effort you put out day in and day out to offer comfort, guidance and productive cumclusions as you help so many release those issues they have had pent up inside of them for so long. What a service you, your clinic and staff provide to keep us all standing tall!

In the spirit of the holiday season, it is my hope and, in the spirit of the camaraderie of cumming together and truly celebrating, I am wishing for us to drop our issues…among other things at the door and just have one last clinic party that will top off the season.

Once again, thank you and your staff for all you do!
Signed,
I’m not Santa but I sure know who’s been nice and naughty

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear All you do Dr. Liz,

The holidays always put us in a reflective and festive mood. So as the Eve of celebrations quickly approaches and the time nears for that Jolly ol’ Elf to deliver new toys…err equipment to your clinic, I just wanted to say thank you!

I want to commend you on the tireless effort you put out day in and day out to offer comfort, guidance and productive cumclusions as you help so many release those issues they have had pent up inside of them for so long. What a service you, your clinic and staff provide to keep us all standing tall!

In the spirit of the holiday season, it is my hope and, in the spirit of the camaraderie of cumming together and truly celebrating, I am wishing for us to drop our issues…among other things at the door and just have one last clinic party that will top off the season.

Once again, thank you and your staff for all you do!
Signed,
I’m not Santa but I sure know who’s been nice and naughty

This is a wonderful idea Frank.

Let's have a party where everyone leaves their insecurities, inhibitions and clothing at the door. (shoes remain optional though for us ladies )

Proof of vaccination and negative Covid test required though so everyone can focus on having a good time without worrying about the outside world for a minute.

 

[FranklyFrank]

This is a wonderful idea Frank.

Let's have a party where everyone leaves their insecurities, inhibitions and clothing at the door. (shoes remain optional though for us ladies )

Proof of vaccination and negative Covid test required though so everyone can focus on having a good time without worrying about the outside world for a minute.

Shoes...absolutely! I can only imagine how delicious you look wearing nothing but a sexy smile and a pair of heels!

 

[LizVegas79]

Shoes...absolutely! I can only imagine how delicious you look wearing nothing but a sexy smile and a pair of heels!

Well I have to leave something to your imagination don't I?

 

[FranklyFrank]

Well I have to leave something to your imagination don't I?

Smiles a very appreciative smile...looking forward to that party...

 

[LizVegas79]

Good, Positive Mental Health Comes In All Shapes And Sexes For Both Men AND Women.

"So I hear you diagnose women too, Doctor Liz. I hope you can help me.
I think I have bi-sexual tendencies and I'm not sure I can keep resisting them.
I like guys but ... I'm sooo ... curious. I promise I'll do anything you say.
I have to know. Is there some sort of test you can give me or something?"

 

[ShaneoD]

Good, Positive Mental Health Comes In All Shapes And Sexes For Both Men AND Women.

"So I hear you diagnose women too, Doctor Liz. I hope you can help me.
I think I have bi-sexual tendencies and I'm not sure I can keep resisting them.
I like guys but ... I'm sooo ... curious. I promise I'll do anything you say.
I have to know. Is there some sort of test you can give me or something?"

Is "can I watch?" an acceptable question?

 

[LizVegas79]

Is "can I watch?" an acceptable question?

Okay, fine.

I know for sure it won't make YOU gay that's for sure!

 

[LizVegas79]

"I'm pleased to say your credit application not only was approved,
I would personally like to offer you our diamond platinum therapy service."

 

[LizVegas79]

Proof once again that Christmas is a magical time.

Enjoy The Holiday Everyone!


- Doctor "Lets Make Magic Together" Liz

 

[RustyIron]

Proof once again that Christmas is a magical time.

Enjoy The Holiday Everyone!


- Doctor "Lets Make Magic Together" Liz

That's Pretty, Merry Christmas to you too Liz.

 

[Sinstories]

Dear Dr Liz

As the meat of the Holiday season approaches, I wanted to provide an update on our previous conversation. If you remember, my neighbors with the light show that prevents the great wall of china from being visible from space have once again outdone themselves, however, the community, in it's infinite wisdom has a policy that a family can only win a prize for decorating their house once, so they were passed over for their glorious reward, a yard sign and a picture in the neighborhood monthly email. We only had 2 evacuation orders from the local nuclear power station due to the power consumption overloads, which is a big improvement over last year.

Given they are from Long Island, I'm expecting a hostile takeover attempt of the neighborhood board of directors, most likely involving retired members of the Columbo family on leave from witness protection. I overheard conversations from next door last weekend and I could swear that there was a conversation about a butter churn. Well, of course that left me curled up in the fetal position for half a day, I mean given the family butter churn history, how could it not right?

There was also a discussion about moving their operation west, something about Vegas and a doctor they had been put in contact with through some friends of theirs that said she hired them on as muscle when her womanly charms weren't enough to get the job done. Don't know what that's all about, but thought it might be of interest to you.

Other than that, the family is doing great. Cousin Elmer has finally gotten himself free of that nasty skittles addiction. Our savings on cleaning the carpet of little rainbow smears when he passes out and drools that crap on it alone will cover the cost of the months in rehab. His wife is doing better now too, those midnight runs to the Dollar General when he'd get on a skittles bender were starting to show. She doesn't wake up in the middle of the night screaming about rainbows anymore, thank God.

The Holidays have been great, which brings me to the point. Wife and kids are doing fine. Problem is, I can't decide what to get my Girlfriend for Christmas. I know she thinks highly of you and your advice, so what do you think?

Sincerely,

Out of ideas that don't involve Lovense

PS, A Merry Christmas to you and yours and wishing you a warm and satisfying Holliday season.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn012.**********/uploads/photos/2021/12/109215/bdsmlr-109215-lqpV1ENsNG.jpg

I wish my Ask Doctor Liz thread was a little more popular.
Oh well, I guess I'll just take a shower and do a little research.
At least I have one client to start the new year off with.
Thanks SinStories!

Happy New Year Everyone, or I guess maybe I should say, No One


See you next year ... maybe.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

Dear Dr. Liz, lately I’ve been aware of hostile behavior from some thread staters on the LGBT forum. I specifically refer to threads in which the starter attempts to impose discriminatory rules of their own creation concerning who is welcome to post on their threads. Sadly, moderators seem to allow this discriminatory behavior but that is an issue that I will be addressing with the site owners.

Dr. Liz, what causes allegedly intelligent adults to act in such a manner? Their behavior strikes me as primitive, like baboons beating on their chests. Are these women alpha females protecting what they consider to be their possessions? Or is it just a form of mental illness?

 

[AlexBailey]

Oh Doctor,

Since things are slow around here, I'll ask you a semi- serious question.


Nvrmnd.

 

[investor2020]

Nothing to fear, right? I'm ready, are you?

Happy New Year wishes to my favorite Doctor and all her staff!

 

[HoneyedChocolatelips]

https://cdn012.**********/uploads/photos/2021/12/109215/bdsmlr-109215-lqpV1ENsNG.jpg

I wish my Ask Doctor Liz thread was a little more popular.
Oh well, I guess I'll just take a shower and do a little research.
At least I have one client to start the new year off with.
Thanks SinStories!

Happy New Year Everyone, or I guess maybe I should say, No One


See you next year ... maybe.

I am very thankful for you Doctor and thought I ought to take therapy more seriously this year so here I am. I have developed a liking for my pets tongue buried deep in my arse and he seems to not only enjoy it but be grateful. I think as this is something he loves doing who am I to deprive such a simple pleasure? In a way I'm helping him, one less untrained animal on the streets! I mean he's still a little feral but I can handle him. Sloppy kisses X

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz

As the meat of the Holiday season approaches, I wanted to provide an update on our previous conversation. If you remember, my neighbors with the light show that prevents the great wall of china from being visible from space have once again outdone themselves, however, the community, in it's infinite wisdom has a policy that a family can only win a prize for decorating their house once, so they were passed over for their glorious reward, a yard sign and a picture in the neighborhood monthly email. We only had 2 evacuation orders from the local nuclear power station due to the power consumption overloads, which is a big improvement over last year.

Given they are from Long Island, I'm expecting a hostile takeover attempt of the neighborhood board of directors, most likely involving retired members of the Columbo family on leave from witness protection. I overheard conversations from next door last weekend and I could swear that there was a conversation about a butter churn. Well, of course that left me curled up in the fetal position for half a day, I mean given the family butter churn history, how could it not right?

There was also a discussion about moving their operation west, something about Vegas and a doctor they had been put in contact with through some friends of theirs that said she hired them on as muscle when her womanly charms weren't enough to get the job done. Don't know what that's all about, but thought it might be of interest to you.

Other than that, the family is doing great. Cousin Elmer has finally gotten himself free of that nasty skittles addiction. Our savings on cleaning the carpet of little rainbow smears when he passes out and drools that crap on it alone will cover the cost of the months in rehab. His wife is doing better now too, those midnight runs to the Dollar General when he'd get on a skittles bender were starting to show. She doesn't wake up in the middle of the night screaming about rainbows anymore, thank God.

The Holidays have been great, which brings me to the point. Wife and kids are doing fine. Problem is, I can't decide what to get my Girlfriend for Christmas. I know she thinks highly of you and your advice, so what do you think?

Sincerely,

Out of ideas that don't involve Lovense

PS, A Merry Christmas to you and yours and wishing you a warm and satisfying Holliday season.

Dear Clueless In The Hood,

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year to you too! I'm so happy to hear that everything is going so well for you and yours! You're all really getting it together. I'm so, so proud of you.

Personal improvement goals are so important throughout the year, but especially this time as we look back on our ruined carpets though our solar observation glasses and ask ourselves, "Hmmm, how can I give back to my community?"

Obviously butter churns and Skittles aside, you need to keep your head down during this transition period to the new HOA directors. Loyalty is key for people like that so get them all a nice bottle of wine - but not French wine! Make sure it's from Tuscanny. I would recommend a nice Barolo or Chianti.

As a personal owner (though not operator) of a Lovense I would invite you to revisit that gift option for your girlfriend. Trust me, the tremendous look of satisfaction that will sparkle in her eyes and the countless breathless thank you's that she will whisper to you from the second you turn it on for her will be worth it not only for you, but also for her. Definitely, most definitely for her.

Trust me on this. Have her put it on. Ask her to wear jeans (with a cute top of course) instead of a dress because she may feel the urge to want to take it out at some point if you turn it up too high. Jeans will prevent her from having that option, giving you the opportunity to negotiate for whatever it is that your heart desires from her as long as your finger is on the dial Trust me, she'll agree to just about ANY THING - you would NOT believe the things I myself have agreed to when I've been in that predicament!


- Doctor "Okay, But Promise Not To Turn It Over 7" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz, lately I’ve been aware of hostile behavior from some thread staters on the LGBT forum. I specifically refer to threads in which the starter attempts to impose discriminatory rules of their own creation concerning who is welcome to post on their threads. Sadly, moderators seem to allow this discriminatory behavior but that is an issue that I will be addressing with the site owners.

Dr. Liz, what causes allegedly intelligent adults to act in such a manner? Their behavior strikes me as primitive, like baboons beating on their chests. Are these women alpha females protecting what they consider to be their possessions? Or is it just a form of mental illness?

Dear Unwelcomed,

Sadly, Lit is still somewhat on the fringes of the wild, wild west of the internet due to it's somewhat discretionary content. Unlike morally and ethically superior, community-over-profit bastions of the tech world like Facebook and Google, Lit has no profit motive and thus, far, far fewer rules or guardrails for good, all-inclusive, non-discriminatory behavior.

That said, I take it you have experienced being on the wrong side of some of these rules on some of the LGBQT threads because you are a white, heterosexual man. You guys always have it rough and I'm afraid it's no different here.

I suspect some of your comments have been unwelcomed not necessarily because of the content of those messages, but merely because of who the messenger is (you). Although I don't really understand your baboon or beating on the chest metaphors, I suspect you are not wrong in your territorial "possession" analysis.

Many of these "alpha females" as you describe them are indeed man-haters. I see them everyday where I work and I have to work alongside and with them in this our heterosexual world. I grant you they are not pleasant to be around. All they do is complain about how misunderstood and abused they are when they themselves are guilty of equal and often even worse discriminatory, sexual, judgmental behavior. Simply put, the most egregious of them are desperately lonely, raving, mad-at-the-world, subconsciously self-loathing hypocrites (or in medical terms, DLRMATWSSLH'ers). Ironically, they are just like many of the rando jerks who send me dick pics. Being judged for what you are rather than who you are sucks on every level, whether it's hetero or LGBQT.

My advice is to stop stepping in the mud. Stop poking the beast. Avoid engagement. Find your tribe rather than trying to insert yourself into a tribe where you not part of the demographic.

Fitting in every where and with everyone is vastly over-rated.

People are different. Honestly, a lot of them suck. Trying to fit in with everyone means you are trying to fit in with people who suck. What does that say about you?

Do you want to suck too just to be liked? This impulse to be liked and to fit in is a big reason why our world, especially "America" is torn apart at the seams right now.

When good people accept and concede whatever they have to in order to fit in with people who suck, our world goes to shit in a hurry. (like it is now)

Those of us who DON'T suck have to stop engaging with or conceding to those people who do. That's the only power we/you have. It's your choice whether you want to suck too, or not. People need their groups. Some people need to be with people exactly like them. You don't have to be liked by everyone. It's not only not realistic, it's unhealthy because it means you're bending and forgiving too much.

Be the best you.

Not the worst them.


- Doctor "Some People Hate Me, Some People Love Me" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh Doctor,

Since things are slow around here, I'll ask you a semi- serious question.


Nvrmnd.

Nothing to fear, right? I'm ready, are you?

Happy New Year wishes to my favorite Doctor and all her staff!

HAPPY NEW YEAR"S WISHES TO YOU TOO INVESTOR!!!

LET"S MAKE 2022 GREAT!!!!