Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

"Hi there. Thank you for calling Doctor Liz's Psycho-Sexual Clinic,
where we believe fucking with your mind helps you fuck better.
How can I help you today sweetie?"

 

[LizVegas79]

Not too bad. Enjoying the Summer so far.

Me too. But it's too fucking hot today. Chillin' on the inside today so I figured why not get a Lit fix?

 

[JerseyJade]

Me too. But it's too fucking hot today. Chillin' on the inside today so I figured why not get a Lit fix?

Yeah, it's too fucking hot here, too.. even for me. I don't think I'll be spending anytime at my pool when I got home later. That's how hot it is here.

 

[Lorelei907]

Liz, def missed you, Sweetie!

 

[LizVegas79]

Yeah, it's too fucking hot here, too.. even for me. I don't think I'll be spending anytime at my pool when I got home later. That's how hot it is here.

Same here. I'm looking at our pool right now and saying no fucking way.

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hi there. Thank you for calling my psycho-sexual therapy clinic.
How can I help you today sweetie?"

 

[Pad_Foot]

Doc,
You really need to increase your budget for air conditioning!
But, that can wait until next summer. I don’t mind trying to cool my jets in your waiting room, especially on really hot days.

 

[Pad_Foot]

No response to your staff’s plight with your hot working conditions?

Offering my support by blowing on each of them in turn

 

[LizVegas79]

No response to your staff’s plight with your hot working conditions?

Offering my support by blowing on each of them in turn

Fine. Crawl under my receptionist's desk and blow on her tootsies to keep her cool.
I'll give you 15% off your next appointment if you come blow on mine too after you're finished.

Plus, for your information, somewhat warm working conditions = less clothing for my staff and less clothing on my staff generally = more business. So say what you will, but my accountants think I'm brilliant!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Your brilliance goes without question
That’s a given

 

[LizVegas79]

Your brilliance goes without question
That’s a given

Awww, thanks sweetie! Guess who's discount just went up to 20%?

 

[LizVegas79]

Here's some free advice I hope some of you will appreciate:

 

[Jd192235]

Here's some free advice I hope some of you will appreciate:

You forgot I want to bring my hot friend home for drinks…

 

[LizVegas79]

You forgot I want to bring my hot friend home for drinks…

I didn't forget. But that's more in line with your fantasies, not ours LOL

 

[MedicalMuse]

I didn't forget. But that's more in line with your fantasies, not ours LOL

I dunno Liz, it might be right up my alley.

 

[LizVegas79]

I dunno Liz, it might be right up my alley.

Mine too - when my mood swings swing that way! (which they often do!)

My husband loves when I start out any sentence with "You remember my friend Kim, right?"

 

[Jd192235]

Mine too - when I'm my mood swings swing that way!

My husband loves when I start out any sentence with "You remember my friend Kim, right?"

Is there anyway the question ends badly??

 

[LizVegas79]

Is there anyway the question ends badly??

Not so far.

"She wants to get together for drinks tonight." - him: "Okay."

"She just had another fight with her husband and needs a place to stay tonight." him: "Sure."

"She's hiding under the bed because we didn't think you'd be home until later." him: "I know. She's waving at me."

"She wants to have a swap party this weekend." him: "Awesome."

 

[MedicalMuse]

Not so far.

"She wants to get together for drinks tonight." - him: "Okay."

"She just had another fight with her husband and needs a place to stay tonight." him: "Sure."

"She's hiding under the bed because we didn't think you'd be home until later." him: "I know. She's waving at me."

"She wants to have a swap party this weekend." him: "Awesome."

Sounds like a good time to me. I’m not much for hiding under beds though…

 

[cascadiabound]

https://fb.watch/eq_NFYFE-8/

Just a little educational medical video for the men around here. Hope you don't mind Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Sounds like a good time to me. I’m not much for hiding under beds though…

Neither is she. Which is why she's so bad at it and always makes sure she's caught. Such a fucking tramp

 

[LizVegas79]

https://fb.watch/eq_NFYFE-8/

Just a little educational medical video for the men around here. Hope you don't mind Liz

Not sure which video you were referring to.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Neither is she. Which is why she's so bad at it and always makes sure she's caught. Such a fucking tramp

I like her already

 

[cascadiabound]

Not sure which video you were referring to.

Fuck... link doesn't work. Technology!!!! *shakes fist*

 

[LizVegas79]

I like her already

Oh you have a thing for Asians now too? I can't blame you!

For years I didn't get it. But then my husband and I both had our "first Asian" together a few years ago (he got her for me for my birthday). Somehow she was classy and trampy as hell all at the same time. I've been addicted ever since. (I admit it, my husband doesn't - which is probably smart because I can be the crazy jealous type sometimes and he knows it!)