Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[MedicalMuse]

Liz, I like women. And men. Asians are so fucking beautiful.

 

[LizVegas79]

Liz, I like women. And men. Asians are so fucking beautiful.

I know right?
My friend Kim is such a mess. I don't even like being around her sometimes because she can be so negative. Except when she invites herself over for some afternoon, pre-work fun. Then I'm like, all is forgiven, give me a minute to dump the kidlets off at their grandparents and yeah, come on over so that we can "talk".
Fucking irresistible. Literally!

 

[Lorelei907]

We’ve got a couple of Asian girls that work at our building. All I can say is I’d def like to get to know them better.

 

[whenagain]

We’ve got a couple of Asian girls that work at our building. All I can say is I’d def like to get to know them better.

I worked for an Asian manager for a while. She could be very strict.

 

[Lorelei907]

I worked for an Asian manager for a while. She could be very strict.

Like, Dom strict?

 

[LizVegas79]

We’ve got a couple of Asian girls that work at our building. All I can say is I’d def like to get to know them better.

They can be tough to read. Maybe try complimenting one of them on what she's wearing someday and see how she reacts? That's what I do when I'm curious if another woman is at all bi-curious

I worked for an Asian manager for a while. She could be very strict.

And let me guess, you liked that didn't you lol

 

[Lorelei907]

They can be tough to read. Maybe try complimenting one of them on what she's wearing someday and see how she reacts? That's what I do when I'm curious if another woman is at all bi-curious

Like most women, right? Actually, as much as I’d like to I’m pretty happy where I’m at.

 

[LizVegas79]

Like most women, right? Actually, as much as I’d like to I’m pretty happy where I’m at.

You do have it good way up in your neck of the woods that's for sure!

 

[whenagain]

Like, Dom strict?

Ha! Not quite, but almost. She did sometimes call me “good boy.”

 

[whenagain]

They can be tough to read. Maybe try complimenting one of them on what she's wearing someday and see how she reacts? That's what I do when I'm curious if another woman is at all bi-curious



And let me guess, you liked that didn't you lol

Oh yea. She was Japanese and had a great body.

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh yea. She was Japanese and had a great body.

It sounds like you had what we in the psycho-medical profession like to call Asian Fever

 

[whenagain]

Probably. She liked it when I wore short shorts.

 

[LizVegas79]

Probably. She liked it when I wore short shorts.

I'm guessing these were spandex short shorts that were - how shall I say this? - flattering in a certain way? lol

 

[whenagain]

I'm guessing these were spandex short shorts that were - how shall I say this? - flattering in a certain way? lol

Jean shorts but yes they were. . . Flattering

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Anonymous Caller,

That's an excellent question.

No, I don't know why yoga seems to be more popular with women than it is men.

I have absolutely no idea why that is

Why Yoga Is More Popular with Women Than it is with Men


- Doctor "Ask Me Anything" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Anonymous Caller Number Two,

That's another excellent question!

No, I don't know why more husbands don't bring their wife and her recently divorced best friend to Vegas with them when they comes here on business.

I mean, it's simple curtesy, right? It shows that he's listening and sensitive to not only his wife's needs, but also her need to be there for her friends when they are going thru a rough patch.

It makes absolutely no sense to me either!

Hopefully, more husbands will stop leaving their wives at home when they go on business trips. Maybe this will help them not forget next time.


- Doctor "Friends Are Important" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

It's true I could cut down on my dry cleaning bills if I dressed less professionally for work.

But where's the fun in that?

Just be sure to give me plenty of warning before you express your gratitude for helping you out with your problem,
or there will be an extra fifty bucks added to your bill after we're finished.

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Dr Liz,

Does being dehydrated increase horniness? I feel this might be a medical diagnoses.

I no longer need to visit the optometrist as I seem to have developed the ability to spot a pair of yoga pants a mile away this summer.

I was going to suggest ditching the suit for the summer but I'm guessing you get enough of us stammering perverts in your office as it is?

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz (with camera): "Hold still ladies, I want to capture this to remember our Client retreat."

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

Does being dehydrated increase horniness? I feel this might be a medical diagnoses.

I no longer need to visit the optometrist as I seem to have developed the ability to spot a pair of yoga pants a mile away this summer.

I was going to suggest ditching the suit for the summer but I'm guessing you get enough of us stammering perverts in your office as it is?

Dear Dehydrated,

Yes, dehydration can trigger an auto-immune response in our bodies that causes increased horniness.

Medical professionals such as myself believe that it is our bodies going into survival mode. The thinking goes like this: If we don't have enough water, then we better try to procreate as fast as possible in the hope that our offspring will.

It is not fool-proof (or maybe it is lol)

However, the reverse is also true. Extra hydration can also increase horniness sometimes too.

For instance, this employee of the month photo was included in our members newsletter last month and based on the responses we got it's safe to say it increased the horniness of just about our entire mailing list.

I am not surprised about your improved eye sight. I started out as an optometrist but quickly went out of business. I found out later it was because I wore yoga pants to work everyday and I accidentally healed all of my customers. Fortunately, many of them developed fetishes, emotional attachments, longings for more gratifying sex lives so I started my psycho-sexual-therapy business.

I started dressing more professionally but business is only marginally better. Which is why I may go back to wearing yoga pants to work.


- Doctor "Trying To Dress For Success" Liz

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Dehydrated,

Yes, dehydration can trigger an auto-immune response in our bodies that causes increased horniness.

Medical professionals such as myself believe that it is our bodies going into survival mode. The thinking goes like this: If we don't have enough water, then we better try to procreate as fast as possible in the hope that our offspring will.

It is not fool-proof (or maybe it is lol)

However, the reverse is also true. Extra hydration can also increase horniness sometimes too.

For instance, this employee of the month photo was included in our members newsletter last month and based on the responses we got it's safe to say it increased the horniness of just about our entire mailing list.

I am not surprised about your improved eye sight. I started out as an optometrist but quickly went out of business. I found out later it was because I wore yoga pants to work everyday and I accidentally healed all of my customers. Fortunately, many of them developed fetishes, emotional attachments, longings for more gratifying sex lives so I started my psycho-sexual-therapy business.

I started dressing more professionally but business is only marginally better. Which is why I may go back to wearing yoga pants to work.


- Doctor "Trying To Dress For Success" Liz

Dear Dr Liz,

Your employees of the month just so happens to remind me of @Orchidea73, now I'm going to have visions of bubble bath and yoga pants in my head all night, this might be a long one

 

[Pad_Foot]

I have developed an attachment to baths.
No clue why??

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

Your employees of the month just so happens to remind me of @Orchidea73, now I'm going to have visions of bubble bath and yoga pants in my head all night, this might be a long one

Orchi is awesome! I so want to raid her closet someday!

 

[LizVegas79]

I have developed an attachment to baths.
No clue why??

I hope it wasn't because of super glue!

 

[Pad_Foot]

I hope it wasn't because of super glue!

Kinky? !!
Hopefully you could just say "STAY!"
Or just imply that you might return someday........