Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

Okay ... STAY! ... tuned ....

I wonder who will be Employee Of The Month in the members newsletter next month.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Doc.

If a person, let's call him "Client X" went missing from the clinic (and the whole Playground) with no notice a while back and stayed away, hiding in say BDSM and AmPics (as a random possibility)... if he or she wished to return and participate in the PG in general and the Clinic in particular, do you think he or she would be welcomed with open arms or shunned for being so anti-social?

Signed,

Asking for a Friend

PS., Found these, thought of you

 

[Sinstories]

Dear Dr Liz

It's been a while, let's just say those butter churns don't remove themselves....

Anyway, things have calmed down in the neighborhood since last I posted, it appears your friend's visit had the desired effect on the neighbors.

Summer has been great, laying by the pool, playing golf, watching the golfers scream at their balls, maybe they should not wear such tight shorts when they play and their balls won't get crushed so often. The summer booze cart girls this year are quite the treat, if you don't play golf, I recommend you start, just for that.

The summer festivals and the associated drunks have returned post Covid. Bourbon, oysters and bacon are flowing, and that's just at my house.

But enough of that, I know you're a busy woman, so let me get to the point. With summer winding down and the end of warm weather on the horizon, I mean I had to put the solar cover on the pool yesterday, oh god the horror, it's time to start thinking of indoor activities. Besides butter churns, what do you recommend as special gifts to spice up the bedroom?

Sincerely

Me

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doc.

If a person, let's call him "Client X" went missing from the clinic (and the whole Playground) with no notice a while back and stayed away, hiding in say BDSM and AmPics (as a random possibility)... if he or she wished to return and participate in the PG in general and the Clinic in particular, do you think he or she would be welcomed with open arms or shunned for being so anti-social?

Signed,

Asking for a Friend

PS., Found these, thought of you

Dear Asking For A Friend,

Well I can't speak for the entire PG but I know that you would be welcomed back here with open arms. Being anti-social for a little bit is no reasoned to be shunned. Hell, I'm anti-social AF and the only place I get shunned on a regular basis is at church. (they claim some of my outfits distract other churchgoers from the word of god but it was the divine spirit voice within me that tells me which outfits to buy so go figure!)

Anyways, a good hug is great therapy and we use it here at the clinic daily to diagnose and cure many different kinds of problems.

For instance, let's say after this Client X's initial examination he hasn't changed back into his clothes yet and still has a towel around his waist when I enter the room for our session. By giving him a nice long hug I can instantly determine:

a) whether or not he's gay
b) whether or not he thinks I'm pretty and,
c) and what kind of therapy would be best for him (and the most fun for me )

(a quick diagnosis is a little less obvious if Client X is a woman, but by extending the duration of the hug the results end up being the same)

So please, tell your friend there is nothing to be afraid of. We won't punish him (or her) for being away unless they pay extra for that.

Oh, and please return my personal items to me ASAP. I have a 3 o'clock who's into medieval bondage.


- Doctor "Hands On Therapy Works Everytime" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz

It's been a while, let's just say those butter churns don't remove themselves....

Anyway, things have calmed down in the neighborhood since last I posted, it appears your friend's visit had the desired effect on the neighbors.

Summer has been great, laying by the pool, playing golf, watching the golfers scream at their balls, maybe they should not wear such tight shorts when they play and their balls won't get crushed so often. The summer booze cart girls this year are quite the treat, if you don't play golf, I recommend you start, just for that.

The summer festivals and the associated drunks have returned post Covid. Bourbon, oysters and bacon are flowing, and that's just at my house.

But enough of that, I know you're a busy woman, so let me get to the point. With summer winding down and the end of warm weather on the horizon, I mean I had to put the solar cover on the pool yesterday, oh god the horror, it's time to start thinking of indoor activities. Besides butter churns, what do you recommend as special gifts to spice up the bedroom?

Sincerely

Me

Dear Amish Boy,

Welcome back! I figured the harvest season must have already started or something. I'm so glad you've just been busy and didn't have another accident with your butter churn. How you ever "fell" on it that last time I still haven't figured out!

I concur 1,000% about the overly tight shorts many golfers wear. Wasn't the game originally invented by Scotsmen and don't Scotsmen wear kilts? I am a firm believer (lol) that more men should wear kilts. Thankfully, most women golfers wear skirts. It would be the one incentive for me to take up the sport because I have very long legs and look pretty good in most skirts. However, it's far more likely that I would take a job as a booze cart girl as that seems much more up my fareway.

Is summer already winding down where you are? Wow, that's too bad. Well, if you need to start thinking about moving your parties indoors I would recommend:

a) getting a deck of cards
b) putting on two pair of underwear
c) inviting everyone inside for a nice friendly game of strip poker.

If you and you friends are tired of sports, then as an alternative to playing strip poker I would recommend you give your wife, or your wife's bff, four short pieces of rope. Secure your wife's wrists and ankles, or your wife's bff wrists and ankles, to a bed or couch or piece of heavy furniture with the rope and then play Pin The Tail To The Mattress. It's fun for all. Especially her.


- Doctor "Let's Play A Game" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

"Do you feel better now? I'm so glad. I think we made real
progress today, don't you? I have another appointment now
but shall we say same time next week?"

 

[JerseyJade]

"I'm ready for my next appointment now."

What??? No Tic Tacs????

 

[ShaneoD]

"I'm ready for my next appointment now."

Dear Dr Liz,

I might have come here with memory problems, your gif has given me an erection and I can't remember what I was thinking

 

[LizVegas79]

What??? No Tic Tacs????

They're in the supply closet.

But you know our policy around here. When the supply closet is a rockin' don't come a knockin'!

btw I really need you to stop having "meetings" in the supply closet JJ! I need Tic Tacs too you know!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

I might have come here with memory problems, your gif has given me an erection and I can't remember what I was thinking

Dear Forgetful,

That's perfectly normal. Like most guys, you're just thinking with your other brain now.

Now about this erection ... you may need to show it to me so that I can properly prescribe a cure.


- Doctor "Healing Hands" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

Dear Forgetful,

That's perfectly normal. Like most guys, you're just thinking with your other brain now.

Now about this erection ... you may need to show it to me so that I can properly prescribe a cure.


- Doctor "Healing Hands" Liz

'' Gives Liz a handful of Tic Tacs ''

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Forgetful,

That's perfectly normal. Like most guys, you're just thinking with your other brain now.

Now about this erection ... you may need to show it to me so that I can properly prescribe a cure.


- Doctor "Healing Hands" Liz

I can only imagine how many have made their way into your inbox uninvited

 

[ShaneoD]

'' Gives Liz a handful of Tic Tacs ''

There goes any chance I had of thinking of a sensible question

 

[Sinstories]

Dear Forgetful,

That's perfectly normal. Like most guys, you're just thinking with your other brain now.

Now about this erection ... you may need to show it to me so that I can properly prescribe a cure.


- Doctor "Healing Hands" Liz

So if your erection lasts more than 4 hours, seek Dr Liz's attention?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Wait!!
Can you prescribe cures for hard on issues online?
Does this cut the normal office visit rate?
Do you offer a cut rate for say ten evaluations??

Frequent cures needed

 

[LizVegas79]

I can only imagine how many have made their way into your inbox uninvited

Waaaaay too many I assure you!

There goes any chance I had of thinking of a sensible question

Hmm, now that I got more Tic Tacs that healing hands nonsense is off the table.

Does that help or hurt?

 

[LizVegas79]

So if your erection lasts more than 4 hours, seek Dr Liz's attention?

If you're erection lasts more than 4 hours I'm calling JJ for some assistance!

Some cases are harder than others after all so this kind of thing happens all the time.

We can handle it.

We're professionals.

And we believe in teamwork (well, when necessary anyways)

 

[ShaneoD]

Waaaaay too many I assure you!



Hmm, now that I got more Tic Tacs that healing hands nonsense is off the table.

Does that help or hurt?

Being at home for a change, it helps, unlike those work ones, they can turn into the disclaimer section of the Viagra adds if you're about all night.

 

[LizVegas79]

Wait!!
Can you prescribe cures for hard on issues online?
Does this cut the normal office visit rate?
Do you offer a cut rate for say ten evaluations??

Frequent cures needed

Dear Value Shopper,

No, I cannot cure hard on issues online. As mentioned above, we believe in hands on healing techniques here. (or foot therapy if that's your thing, or lip suction (like liposuction but without the O - well, actually there is an O - your big thick messy O - but that's beside the point). We also offer other "services" for extreme cases too of course.

You can however purchase a Frequently Fucked Up card. After ten visits your 11th one is FREE!!!


- Doctor "Discounts Don't Pay The Bills" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Being at home for a change, it helps, unlike those work ones, they can turn into the disclaimer section of the Viagra adds if you're about all night.

If you're asking for lip service for your problem that's fine. It works much faster than our hands on therapies btw if you're on a tight time schedule.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Asking For A Friend,

Well I can't speak for the entire PG but I know that you would be welcomed back here with open arms. Being anti-social for a little bit is no reasoned to be shunned. Hell, I'm anti-social AF and the only place I get shunned on a regular basis is at church. (they claim some of my outfits distract other churchgoers from the word of god but it was the divine spirit voice within me that tells me which outfits to buy so go figure!)

Anyways, a good hug is great therapy and we use it here at the clinic daily to diagnose and cure many different kinds of problems.

For instance, let's say after this Client X's initial examination he hasn't changed back into his clothes yet and still has a towel around his waist when I enter the room for our session. By giving him a nice long hug I can instantly determine:

a) whether or not he's gay
b) whether or not he thinks I'm pretty and,
c) and what kind of therapy would be best for him (and the most fun for me )

(a quick diagnosis is a little less obvious if Client X is a woman, but by extending the duration of the hug the results end up being the same)

So please, tell your friend there is nothing to be afraid of. We won't punish him (or her) for being away unless they pay extra for that.

Oh, and please return my personal items to me ASAP. I have a 3 o'clock who's into medieval bondage.


- Doctor "Hands On Therapy Works Everytime" Liz

Oh, good. Thanks Doc.

I know where my towel is. Its the one with "42" embroidered on it. I would like to take that test, you know, just in case...


Medieval stuff? Let's see: stocks, iron shackles, stiff leather collar, rack (I took care of your rack, because everyone knows that the Doc has a nice rack). 200 feet of hemp rope, cat-o-nine-tails, bullwhip, burlap bikini for the female clients, and your usual High Executioner Leathers. Oh, and 900 boxes of tic-tacs. Is that it?

 

[ShaneoD]

If you're asking for lip service for your problem that's fine. It works much faster than our hands on therapies btw if you're on a tight time schedule.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1559566955807481856

I absolutely thought of last night when I saw this

 

[LizVegas79]

"Your eagerness to please isn't necessarily a bad thing. You just have
to start doing it from the heart instead of a desire to be rewarded or
acknowledged for it. It's unlikely we will ever respect you, but some
women may start to treat you a little better if you stop acting so needy.
Now, make yourself useful and go tell my two o'clock I'm sunning by
the pool and doing all my sessions outdoors today. Now go. Shoo!"

 

[LizVegas79]

(thank you)

Dear Dangerous Dreamer,

As hot as your fantasy might make you, you are treading on very thin ice if you decide to bring it up with her out of the blue.

Even though your fantasy doesn't involve another woman, if you tell her, your gf's first reaction to it will probably be that she's not enough for you. That she is inadequate in some way. It's just how most of us are wired. She may start crying. She may start questioning your whole relationship. She may get mad AF.

Her second reaction will probably be an emotionally defensive response. Something along the lines of, "I knew you were gay!" or "Are you trying to tell me you're gay?" followed by "Do you want to break up with me?"

There are no right answers for whatever she asks you. Even if she seems to be into the idea at first, every question will be rhetorical and every question will be a trap. If you spring this on her, she will have zero time to come to a non-emotional response. Unless SHE has brought up this idea with you in the past, or admitted to a "once in college I ...." story, you have to ease into sharing ANY fantasy involving another person with her and gauge her reaction along the way before telling her more.

Bringing up the idea INDIRECTLY is the best strategy for getting the positive response you obviously desire. You have to remember, a woman's ego is as fragile as an eggshell. It's hard enough on the outside to keep everything together when it's in it's soft, cardboard cocoon with it's friends. But it can crack at the slightest neglect or carelessness and make a big messy mess on everything and everyone around them.

As was suggested on the thread you started, easing into sharing your fantasy with her can be done a number of different ways. If you sometimes watch porn together, "accidentally" choose one where the gf or wife is caught by her husband having sex with someone else. Or one where the bf or husband shares his gf or wife with a friend or random stranger and then gauge her reaction. Does she demand you turn it off or pick something else? Or does she watch it with you, patiently waiting for you to make the first comment?

An even better way (imho) - and the way I handled it when I brought up a similar idea with my husband - is the anonymous, made up story about someone you know or met. Tell her a friend told you about a friend of his who asked him to come over for drinks, or watch a football game on TV, or something like that one night and "this guy" ended up telling his friend that he wanted to watch his wife while she had sex with another man.

Or, make up a story about "a friend of a friend" who took his wife or gf to Las Vegas (or any other vacation spot) so that he could watch her have sex with another man. Don't say anything else. Give her the space to let her respond to the idea. Even if she goes in the "That's so gross!" direction instead of the "That's kind of hot" direction, don't give up. Admit that "it's kind of kinky" but that your friend said it actually brought his friend and gf closer together and they're getting married now because it helped them get over their trust issues. Trust issues are something every woman thinks about constantly and I would be willing to bet it's a frequent topic of conversation between your gf and her friends. Telling her a story, even a made up lie of a story, about another couple getting over their trust issues will be like bringing a kid into a candy store.

Mention trust issues being resolved and a "deeper, more trusting relationship afterwards" and her curiosity (and hunger) for forbidden sweets will take over. I can almost guarantee it! What I absolutely CANNOT guarantee is that she will be satisfied with keeping your fantasy just pillow talk. You better come to terms with the very real possibility that she might very well want to make your fantasy a reality. If you're not okay with that possibility, then you should probably keep this fantasy to yourself.

Good luck. Keep us posted or share more information about her so that I can help down the road if you like.


- Doctor "I Solve Trust Issues" Liz

 

[investor2020]

I am so jealous of Dr. Liz and the places she sneaks off to when she takes a break from her practice.