Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

I am so jealous of Dr. Liz and the places she sneaks off to when she takes a break from her practice.

Sometimes a girl just needs some good F & R (fuck and relaxation )

 

[JerseyJade]

Sometimes a girl just needs some good F & R (fuck and relaxation )

#facts

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Dr, Liz:

First *hugs you tightly because I miss seeing you on here*

Second: What is the best therapy for a broken heart?

Took a Risk Litster.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Gambled But Lost,

Mmm, that's a toughie. It's never easy. But you can make it fun while you're on the mend.

It's a little different for everyone but I will say this, first and foremost be good to yourself, don't blame yourself unless it really was your fault, and lastly, step back up to that craps table of life and don't be afraid to roll the dice again!

In other words,

#1 - Chocolate. Alternating between your long time favorite go to's and experimenting with a few new combos or flavors for as long as it takes.

# 2 - Make some Me Time. And I don't just mean sit in front of the TV by yourself feeling sorry for yourself (that only works for like two weeks, tops). No, I mean go somewhere special. Somewhere you've been wanting to go. But don't torture yourself and go somewhere romantic alone. No, I mean go somewhere nice. With or without friends. Camping, hiking, skiing or just travel somewhere you've been wanting to go. Anywhere with amusement rides would be my top suggestion. Zip lines, roller coasters, scuba diving, anything that pushes you a little beyond your comfort zone. Going on a thrill ride reminds us afterwards that we are stronger than we thought. That's the best therapy. Reminding your Body, Heart and Mind that you are going to be okay.

#3 - Fuck around a little or a lot. Someone a long time ago told me that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. It doesn't always work the first time. But usually by the third time or so it's easier to let go and start looking forward to finding someone new and even better. By the fifth time or so you may start doubting that they're out there. But by the tenth time or so you start needing it to be true so you make it true.

Let me know how it's going. Or talk about how it's going with somebody else.


- Doctor "Broken Hearts Are My Specialty" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

"So, my receptionist tells me we were five minutes late for
our appointment today. Do you want to bore me with your
lame excuses first, or would you like to go straight to beg-
ging for forgiveness? The choice is entirely up to you."

 

[JamesD_0117]

"So, my receptionist tells me we were five minutes late for
our appointment today. Do you want to bore me with your
lame excuses first, or would you like to go straight to beg-
ging for forgiveness? The choice is entirely up to you."

Most of the time I’m always running late. So just give me my punishment right now. After all, the begging takes away time from our session. And I know you’re busy and can’t afford to keep other clients waiting…

 

[LizVegas79]

Most of the time I’m always running late. So just give me my punishment right now. After all, the begging takes away time from our session. And I know you’re busy and can’t afford to keep other clients waiting…

Actually I can LOL. Plus, they don't even seem to mind all that much.

(I've found that delaying their gratification is often an excellent form of therapy. )

 

[JamesD_0117]

Ahhh, so my tardiness actually helps. Wow, never heard THAT before! Usually people get upset with me. So thank you for being so…understanding…

 

[LizVegas79]

Ahhh, so my tardiness actually helps. Wow, never heard THAT before! Usually people get upset with me. So thank you for being so…understanding…

Uhhh, so not what I was saying LOL.

Ask around - I am anything BUT understanding!!! It's my way or the highway buster and the sooner you learn that the better off we'll both be!

 

[JerseyJade]

Uhhh, so not what I was saying LOL.

Ask around - I am anything BUT understanding!!! It's my way or the highway buster and the sooner you learn that the better off we'll both be!

#truth

 

[JamesD_0117]

Uhhh, so not what I was saying LOL.

Ask around - I am anything BUT understanding!!! It's my way or the highway buster and the sooner you learn that the better off we'll both be!

Well “understanding” had a double meaning…however you want it to be! Maybe something to do with some high heel shoes? Whatever you feel you need to get me “Straightened Up”.

And if my tardiness results in helping others with your “Delayed Gratification Therapy”, then I am more than willing to assist.

I thought I understood what methods get used in this office. But I should probably sit in the waiting room and observe a little more. Unless someone on your staff is willing to take me on as a client. I’m a quick learner…

 

[LizVegas79]

Well “understanding” had a double meaning…however you want it to be! Maybe something to do with some high heel shoes? Whatever you feel you need to get me “Straightened Up”.

And if my tardiness results in helping others with your “Delayed Gratification Therapy”, then I am more than willing to assist.

I thought I understood what methods get used in this office. But I should probably sit in the waiting room and observe a little more. Unless someone on your staff is willing to take me on as a client. I’m a quick learner…

Thank you. Your willingness to be of use to me is commendable but do not expect
any special favors.

Since I have not decided what to do with you or which of my assistants to assign you to
yet, and your eyes are the doorway to your soul and your true intentions, I shall sit here
in the waiting room with you and observe where your eyes wander off to.

Does that sound agreeable to you?

(btw - don't kid yourself. you have no idea the range of therapies I have at my disposal! )

 

[thefishfryer]

Dear Dr Liz,

I am totally convinced that at my stage of life I am completely at ease with myself and my life and have no need whatever of any type of therapy.

Can you help?

 

[JamesD_0117]

Thank you. Your willingness to be of use to me is commendable but do not expect
any special favors.

Since I have not decided what to do with you or which of my assistants to assign you to
yet, and your eyes are the doorway to your soul and your true intentions, I shall sit here
in the waiting room with you and observe where your eyes wander off to.

Does that sound agreeable to you?

(btw - don't kid yourself. you have no idea the range of therapies I have at my disposal! )

That sounds great to me.

I don’t mind you watching my eyes, or anything else. I feel I’m an open book anyway.

I ask no special favors here, either. You expect to be properly compensated for your time, effort and special set of skills.

Finally, my personality is that of an explorer. And I just don’t mean geography. That’s how I came across your…practice…

So I’ll sit in that chair over there with a content look on my face. But those shoes and that other item are catching my eyes occasionally.

 

[LizVegas79]

That sounds great to me.

I don’t mind you watching my eyes, or anything else. I feel I’m an open book anyway.

I ask no special favors here, either. You expect to be properly compensated for your time, effort and special set of skills.

Finally, my personality is that of an explorer. And I just don’t mean geography. That’s how I came across your…practice…

So I’ll sit in that chair over there with a content look on my face. But those shoes and that other item are catching my eyes occasionally.

Then that means my plan is working ....

And, as I suspected, you are a pervert.

But in a positive, healthy way.

Good news! I'm not going to try to cure you. Instead I want to help you find your Self and your True Kink (TK).

However, it will take time, many, many appointments, commitment on your part and willingness to do absolutely everything that I say always and without question.

Because having faith in the healing process is just as important as actually being healed

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Dr Liz,

Is second hand horniness a medical condition? Or is it just plain voyeurism on everyone's favorite doctor?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

I am totally convinced that at my stage of life I am completely at ease with myself and my life and have no need whatever of any type of therapy.

Can you help?

Dear Balanced, Centered and Calm,

Hmmm, idk. Perhaps we can use this powerful self-awareness you seem to have to get down to the real issue.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad do you want to fuck me?

- Doctor "You Skipped A Question On Your New Patient Form" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

Is second hand horniness a medical condition? Or is it just plain voyeurism on everyone's favorite doctor?

Dear Second Hand Man,

No, it just means you're ambidextrous.

But, yes, it is.

Aww, TY. You're so sweet.


- Doctor "Being Nice To Me Is Much Appreciated" Liz

 

[ShaneoD]

No, it just means you're ambidextrous.

When you know, you know lol

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Dr. Liz,

I find myself being attracted to a "cheeky" sort of litster. Is there a cure for this condition, or should I just feed this attraction?

sincerely,

guesswhosbackbackagain

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz,

I find myself being attracted to a "cheeky" sort of litster. Is there a cure for this condition, or should I just feed this attraction?

sincerely,

guesswhosbackbackagain

Dear Cure Seeker,

Yes there is.

Just lean into it. Or better yet, if you find yourself on a long elevator ride with her, just lean into her. She can handle it. She's use to it.


- Doctor "Will Turn So You Can See The Other Cheek Too, If You Ask Nicely" Liz

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear Balanced, Centered and Calm,

Hmmm, idk. Perhaps we can use this powerful self-awareness you seem to have to get down to the real issue.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad do you want to fuck me?

- Doctor "You Skipped A Question On Your New Patient Form" Liz

Oh these pesky forms! But I think we all know how to fill out that question...*looks for the 100% box* *adds....at the least watch!* no box provided

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh these pesky forms! But I think we all know how to fill out that question...*looks for the 100% box* *adds....at the least watch!* no box provided

Never skip a box sweetie.

However, writing your own answer in the margin always wins you Bonus Points - or, if nothing else, an extra 20 minutes in your first session

 

[FranklyFrank]

Never skip a box sweetie.

However, writing your own answer in the margin always wins you Bonus Points

Smirks and puffs out my chest...but I consider office visits with you my bonus treatment.

 

[LizVegas79]

Smirks and puffs out my chest...but I consider office visits with you my bonus treatment.

Silly, you mis-spelled boner.

All that pride you're feeling must be swelling the wrong head! You're probably overdue for another "adjustment"