Ask Doctor Liz!

[JerseyJade]

SEXED OUT SEX ZOMBIES!!!

I KNEW THERE WAS A PERFECT EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS CONFUSION!!!

Thank you so, so, so much for all your help in getting to the bottom of this mystery JJ!!

I know that must have been really hard for you.

I know how close you and Nova are and how much you, well frankly all of us, hate every time she leaves but how much we all love watching her go.

I mean, god she's got the most insane perfect ass of all of us, right?

I mean, you have a great ass. I have what everyone tells me is a pretty nice ass (for a 40yr old anyways). But god! I freaking hate her so much sometimes! I mean, how does it stay so perfect? She drinks like a fish. She eats nachos and cheeseburgers and pizza all the freaking time - and yet! BAM! Perfect fucking ass that always looks totally amaze in jeans, or skirts or those trampy little booty shorts that she likes to wear.

Don't tell her we talked. But, here's the plan, okay?:

- just so it seems like we still don't know who really stole my hummingbird feather, let's all still meet up at my office around midnight like we planned, okay?
- I'll have my sybbie all set up and ready to go in my office so we can use it as a lie detector
- I'll pick you to go first and help you out of your panties so you can get use to my sybbie since you told me awhile back that you've never ridden a sybbie before.
- Wear one of your cute little spaghetti strap sun dresses or cami or just strip down and climb aboard!
- I'll bring the butterscotch oil and Nova can hold your hair while I slowly turn up the dial and ask you some super basic questions that I'm sure will totally prove you're innocent.
- then, after we give you a towel to towel off and catch your breath, we'll tell Nova to get on. I bet you a million dollars she'll think of same lame excuse why she can't, right? but we'll totally make her anyways!
- then we'll do the same thing to her, you hold her hair while I slowly turn up the dials and ask her the same basic questions like where she was that night and stuff like that
- I bet she'll totally confess before I even get it up to 5, right?!!

OMG - this is like the perfectest perfect plan ever!!! You'll have a fun ride on a sybian for the first time but be proven totally innocent, Nova will try to last as long as possible but then probably squirt as she confesses to everything, and Tan will have it all on videotape so that we can sell it on the internet and make a little side money at the video store!

AWESOME-SAUCE!!

Did you say lie detector???

Oops! I mean, yes.. that's the best idea yet. I don't know why I didn't think of it. And it's a win, win situation for me because not only will it prove that I'm the victim here, but I'll also get to use the sybbie for the very first time. Heck, I don't even know how to turn it on *cough, clears throat* let alone use it. I'm so hyped to finally solve this mystery and once and for all let everyone know that I'm the sweet and innocent girl that everyone thinks I am. I'll see you there, Liz! Yay!

Oh wait... did you say midnight?

Gosh darn it! Of all the nights to have a dentist appointment, it had to be tonight! Darn, Darn and double Darn! Sorry Liz, I won't be able to go as I'm way over due for a teeth cleaning session as it is. Maybe some other time... like maybe... after the holidays and all. Now that you know I'm completely innocent and that Nova is guilty as sin, it's no biggie, right? I'm sure you understand.

 

[clistenovena]

Now that you know I'm completely innocent and that Nova is guilty as sin, it's no biggie, right? I'm sure you understand.

JJ, sweetie darling, when I finish working the pole at the club tonight, I'm coming back. And when I do, just know...

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HUol0DROgoBFl6M/giphy.gif

 

[LizVegas79]

Did you say lie detector???

Oops! I mean, yes.. that's the best idea yet. I don't know why I didn't think of it. And it's a win, win situation for me because not only will it prove that I'm the victim here, but I'll also get to use the sybbie for the very first time. Heck, I don't even know how to turn it on *cough, clears throat* let alone use it. I'm so hyped to finally solve this mystery and once and for all let everyone know that I'm the sweet and innocent girl that everyone thinks I am. I'll see you there, Liz! Yay!

Oh wait... did you say midnight?

Gosh darn it! Of all the nights to have a dentist appointment, it had to be tonight! Darn, Darn and double Darn! Sorry Liz, I won't be able to go as I'm way over due for a teeth cleaning session as it is. Maybe some other time... like maybe... after the holidays and all. Now that you know I'm completely innocent and that Nova is guilty as sin, it's no biggie, right? I'm sure you understand.

A midnight dentist appointment? Wow, you certainly have a dedicated to his patients dentist that's for sure.

I've never even heard of that before!

Oh well. I understand. Dental health is important. Especially in our line of work, right? We probably all need to cut back on the Tic Tacs for a little bit, huh?

I'm happy to re-schedule around your schedule but I'm not sure I'm willing to meet after the holidays.

Hey I know!

Does your dentist have a waiting room? Duh, stupid question Liz, right? I totally bet he does. So, I'll bring my sybbie over to your dentists waiting room with Nova, Tan and Investor and we could all get a checkup (on me!) before we catch Nova in her little web of lies!

Send me his address. I'll tell the others and we'll see you at midnight bestie!

 

[JerseyJade]

A midnight dentist appointment? Wow, you certainly have a dedicated to his patients dentist that's for sure.

I've never even heard of that before!

Oh well. I understand. Dental health is important. Especially in our line of work, right? We probably all need to cut back on the Tic Tacs for a little bit, huh?

I'm happy to re-schedule around your schedule but I'm not sure I'm willing to meet after the holidays.

Hey I know!

Does your dentist have a waiting room? Duh, stupid question Liz, right? I totally bet he does. So, I'll bring my sybbie over to your dentists waiting room with Nova, Tan and Investor and we could all get a checkup (on me!) before we catch Nova in her little web of lies!

Send me his address. I'll tell the others and we'll see you at midnight bestie!

Liz, once again.. that's a great idea! You're not only one of the prettiest ladies I know, but you're so smart, too. Now if it was any dentist but the one I'm going to tonight... at midnight... to get my teeth cleaned... which will take hours to do... I would say.. ABSOLUTLY! Unfortunately, the dentist that I go to is very picky about who he allows in his office. As a matter of fact, there's signs all over the property and one BIG sign in the waiting room that says..

NO PETS, NO SYBBIES!

I know, what an asshole, right? But it is what it is and I have no say about it. If he wasn't such a good dentist, I would get a new one, but I have to think about what's best for my teeth, right? Like you said... it's important for our line of work.

You're so cool for being so understanding. You rock, Liz!

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, sweetie darling, when I finish working the pole at the club tonight, I'm coming back. And when I do, just know...

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HUol0DROgoBFl6M/giphy.gif

 

[LizVegas79]

Liz, once again.. that's a great idea! You're not only one of the prettiest ladies I know, but you're so smart, too. Now if it was any dentist but the one I'm going to tonight... at midnight... to get my teeth cleaned... which will take hours to do... I would say.. ABSOLUTLY! Unfortunately, the dentist that I go to is very picky about who he allows in his office. As a matter of fact, there's signs all over the property and one BIG sign in the waiting room that says..

NO PETS, NO SYBBIES!

I know, what an asshole, right? But it is what it is and I have no say about it. If he wasn't such a good dentist, I would get a new one, but I have to think about what's best for my teeth, right? Like you said... it's important for our line of work.

You're so cool for being so understanding. You rock, Liz!

Oooo, that really burns me up!

I hate when people are prejudiced against those of us in our society who identify as sybbie-oriented!

I mean, it's my body right? If I want to electrically stimulate my clit and ass and vagina simultaneously until I have multiple mind blowing squirting orgasms (not that you would know of course) and fall off the damn thing drooling and quivering uncontrollably in a full body sweat for five minutes afterwards, that's my right as a woman, a person and a human being right?!!

Ugh.

You know what?

I'm going to file a complaint with the SROA (Sybbie Riders of America) and our local Congresswoman, Vicki Cumsalot, who I happen to know just happens to be on the board of the SROA too!

So go ahead and still give me that asshole dentist's address so that I can march down there and give him a piece of my mind and take a picture of that fucking racist sign so that Vicki can see the backwards thinking we're up against and do something about it!

Wow, I bet the SROA is going to make you an Lifetime Honorary Member for this!

You're going to be a hero to every sybbie rider in America! Which is totally weird when you think about it right because you haven't even ever ridden one yet!! How strange is that?

Goooooo JJ! You rock bestie!

 

[JerseyJade]

Oooo, that really burns me up!

I hate when people are prejudiced against those of us in our society who identify as sybbie-oriented!

I mean, it's my body right? If I want to electrically stimulate my clit and ass and vagina simultaneously until I have multiple mind blowing squirting orgasms (not that you would know of course) and fall off the damn thing drooling and quivering uncontrollably in a full body sweat for five minutes afterwards, that's my right as a woman, a person and a human being right?!!

Ugh.

You know what?

I'm going to file a complaint with the SROA (Sybbie Riders of America) and our local Congresswoman, Vicki Cumsalot, who I happen to know just happens to be on the board of the SROA too!

So go ahead and still give me that asshole dentist's address so that I can march down there and give him a piece of my mind and take a picture of that fucking racist sign so that Vicki can see the backwards thinking we're up against and do something about it!

Wow, I bet the SROA is going to make you an Lifetime Honorary Member for this!

You're going to be a hero to every sybbie rider in America! Which is totally weird when you think about it right because you haven't even ever ridden one yet!! How strange is that?

Goooooo JJ! You rock bestie!

I'll do one even better Liz and post his address right here so that anyone else who is offended by his racist attitude can complain about it, too! It's the least I can do.. even though I have never touched a sybbie, let alone ride one.. which if I did.... would make me look guilty.. even though everyone knows Nova is the guilty one. Maybe one day.. after all this is over and done with, I'll give it a try. Knowing me though, I probably won't like it. *cough, clears throat, cough*

Anyway, his name is Doctor $%R$() Sm%!QI*##@%%y and his address is, 1036 %%&#@(* U+{{&%}O Ave. Las Vegas, %$

WTF?! Geeez! There's something wrong with my phone, Liz.. it's messing up on me. Gosh Darn it! Let me &8%%Rh $e&OO(&&&). FUC&!

 

[investor]

JJ, as much as I would like to say that I fell under the spell of Nova and let her bend me to her will and do outrageous, but wonderful, things to my body, I must honestly admit that one of the most unfortunate aspects of being “older than dirt” is that I am immune to the temptations and songs of a Siren such as her.

So please understand that my sole purpose in suggesting that all parties of the hummingbird feather caper meet at the source of the alleged event was to bring together three close friends entangled in a confusing web of substance disappearance, mysterious but undeniable invasion of privacy, absence of obvious motive, and maybe even misplaced suspicions.

Before the level of discourse rose to the point of irreparable damage, it was apparent to me that a more thorough investigation of the “closet” was needed. Accordingly, yesterday I employed the use of a remote-controlled miniature robotic device designed to record and transmit video. The evidence Liz provided that the closet and the contained enhancement equipment had been accessed meant that the robotic device could easily access it as well.

Imagine my surprise when the robot showed a lone penny on the floor of the closet hidden amongst what appeared to be discarded and torn lace feminine garments and scarves. As the penny was facing heads up, I directed the robot to pick it up for good luck . . . and as it removed the discarded items, guess what it found . . .


https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4047/4632590488_5356a9ec90_z.jpg


. . . a single hummingbird feather that may well have been blown off the enhancement equipment when the closet door was opened with a rush of air!

Now that still doesn’t identify the intruder who opened the closet door and sought to identify all the multiple uses of the enhancement equipment. But on exiting the building, the robot passed the display window of a small boutique fashion shop next door and was able to take this photo:


https://cdn.southwestindian.com/images/1000/hummingbird-feather-earring-pendant-set-9883.jpg


Beneath the display was a card that read "All items handmade by local Artisans".

Now JJ, I am not one to accept a coincidence blindly, having recently seen a preponderance of coincidences, nor am I one to quickly jump to conclusion, but maybe, just maybe, I may have stumbled upon another explanation of the disappearing hummingbird feather.

Perhaps Liz’s proposed get-together can now be viewed in a more celebratory fashion with no hidden agenda, and one where you, Liz and Nova can put the hummingbird feather issue finally to bed, imbibe in the refreshments of choice, rekindle the relationships that the three of you have obviously enjoyed in the past, and explore yet untried (?) experiences. I could bring the implements Liz requested, and I am sure that Tan is still willing to video the event.

Oh, and don’t be concerned about my presence. My “older than dirt” issue will prevent any unwelcome participation on my part, other than observation and the pleasure of reuniting good friends. And I trust that you three will not see my maturity as a challenge . . .


investor

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, as much as I would like to say that I fell under the spell of Nova and let her bend me to her will and do outrageous, but wonderful, things to my body, I must honestly admit that one of the most unfortunate aspects of being “older than dirt” is that I am immune to the temptations and songs of a Siren such as her.

So please understand that my sole purpose in suggesting that all parties of the hummingbird feather caper meet at the source of the alleged event was to bring together three close friends entangled in a confusing web of substance disappearance, mysterious but undeniable invasion of privacy, absence of obvious motive, and maybe even misplaced suspicions.

Before the level of discourse rose to the point of irreparable damage, it was apparent to me that a more thorough investigation of the “closet” was needed. Accordingly, yesterday I employed the use of a remote-controlled miniature robotic device designed to record and transmit video. The evidence Liz provided that the closet and the contained enhancement equipment had been accessed meant that the robotic device could easily access it as well.

Imagine my surprise when the robot showed a lone penny on the floor of the closet hidden amongst what appeared to be discarded and torn lace feminine garments and scarves. As the penny was facing heads up, I directed the robot to pick it up for good luck . . . and as it removed the discarded items, guess what it found . . .


https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4047/4632590488_5356a9ec90_z.jpg


. . . a single hummingbird feather that may well have been blown off the enhancement equipment when the closet door was opened with a rush of air!

https://i.imgur.com/i8sKRmb.gif

* cough, clears throat, cough, takes a sip of water *

Wow, what a great find, investor! * claps hands * You sure do make a good detective. Liz is lucky that you're taking such an interest in solving this case.

And, OMG! You found my lucky penny! I was just a little girl when I found that penny. It was the first penny I ever found, so I kept it all this time.

Hey Liz. Remember when Nova was competing in the Olympic Pole Dancing Competition a couple of months ago.. and how nervous she was because she was competing against the worlds best pole dancers... and how we all tried to assure her that she had nothing to be nervous about because she was the best pole dancer ever? Well seeing how nervous she was... and me being a good friend, who is trustworthy, who never lies or tries to cover up things, I wanted to see her win, so I lent her my lucky penny. And sure enough, Nova not only won the Olympic event, she put all those other pole dancers to shame with her performance. I never was so proud of her as I was on that day.

Hmmm. That's strange. She never did give me back my lucky penny.

Hmmm. Something else that's a little strange. That feather looks exactly like the feathers used to fill the very rare and expensive Hummingbird feathered pillows?

Uh, Liz? Wasn't it just not that long ago that Nova was bragging to us how she had spent hundreds of dollars on the hard to get, very expensive Hummingbird feathered pillows for her double king sized bed?

Now that still doesn’t identify the intruder who opened the closet door and sought to identify all the multiple uses of the enhancement equipment. But on exiting the building, the robot passed the display window of a small boutique fashion shop next door and was able to take this photo:


https://cdn.southwestindian.com/images/1000/hummingbird-feather-earring-pendant-set-9883.jpg


Beneath the display was a card that read "All items handmade by local Artisans".

Now JJ, I am not one to accept a coincidence blindly, having recently seen a preponderance of coincidences, nor am I one to quickly jump to conclusion, but maybe, just maybe, I may have stumbled upon another explanation of the disappearing hummingbird feather.

https://i.imgur.com/L5ZeP7u.gif

* cough, clears throat, cough, takes another sip of water *

Okay, I know what this looks like and what people might be thinking.

Yeah, sure.. I have a shitty job now working at a sleazy video store where I make no where near the money I used to make when I was working at Liz's clinic. Of course I'm struggling, but who isn't? That doesn't mean I would go to great lengths such as stealing and doing deceit full things to my friends for the sole purpose of not getting in trouble. It's not like my name is, NOVA, for God's sake.

And yeah, I have taken art and craft classes at our local college where I learned how to make beautiful and very expensive Hummingbird feathered jewelry. And I'm sure I would make a lot of money selling those beautiful Hummingbird feathered earrings as well, but that would be hard to do considering hummingbird feathers are hard to find, especially around here. Only a person who is so devious and self centered would go as low as to steal a precious Hummingbird feather from a friend just to make a profit. That is definitely NOT ME!

And as far as the boutique fashion store next door to the clinic... Liz, I'll swear on a stack of vibrating dildos (nothing under 8", though) that I never, ever stepped foot in there. I admit I've been wanting to, but I just never got around to doing it. You know me... busy, busy, busy.

Although I do recall several occasions where I seen Nova go in there. Just saying.

 

[clistenovena]

https://i.imgur.com/i8sKRmb.gif

Hey, Investor? Here's a few no-cost passes to the Whisky Therapy Room? On me.

And JJ, it's faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr from over.

 

[JerseyJade]

And JJ, it's faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr from over.

https://i.imgur.com/5Iu9bBa.gif

 

[LizVegas79]

JJ, as much as I would like to say that I fell under the spell of Nova and let her bend me to her will and do outrageous, but wonderful, things to my body, I must honestly admit that one of the most unfortunate aspects of being “older than dirt” is that I am immune to the temptations and songs of a Siren such as her.

So please understand that my sole purpose in suggesting that all parties of the hummingbird feather caper meet at the source of the alleged event was to bring together three close friends entangled in a confusing web of substance disappearance, mysterious but undeniable invasion of privacy, absence of obvious motive, and maybe even misplaced suspicions.

Before the level of discourse rose to the point of irreparable damage, it was apparent to me that a more thorough investigation of the “closet” was needed. Accordingly, yesterday I employed the use of a remote-controlled miniature robotic device designed to record and transmit video. The evidence Liz provided that the closet and the contained enhancement equipment had been accessed meant that the robotic device could easily access it as well.

Imagine my surprise when the robot showed a lone penny on the floor of the closet hidden amongst what appeared to be discarded and torn lace feminine garments and scarves. As the penny was facing heads up, I directed the robot to pick it up for good luck . . . and as it removed the discarded items, guess what it found . . .


https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4047/4632590488_5356a9ec90_z.jpg


. . . a single hummingbird feather that may well have been blown off the enhancement equipment when the closet door was opened with a rush of air!

Now that still doesn’t identify the intruder who opened the closet door and sought to identify all the multiple uses of the enhancement equipment. But on exiting the building, the robot passed the display window of a small boutique fashion shop next door and was able to take this photo:


https://cdn.southwestindian.com/images/1000/hummingbird-feather-earring-pendant-set-9883.jpg


Beneath the display was a card that read "All items handmade by local Artisans".

Now JJ, I am not one to accept a coincidence blindly, having recently seen a preponderance of coincidences, nor am I one to quickly jump to conclusion, but maybe, just maybe, I may have stumbled upon another explanation of the disappearing hummingbird feather.

Perhaps Liz’s proposed get-together can now be viewed in a more celebratory fashion with no hidden agenda, and one where you, Liz and Nova can put the hummingbird feather issue finally to bed, imbibe in the refreshments of choice, rekindle the relationships that the three of you have obviously enjoyed in the past, and explore yet untried (?) experiences. I could bring the implements Liz requested, and I am sure that Tan is still willing to video the event.

Oh, and don’t be concerned about my presence. My “older than dirt” issue will prevent any unwelcome participation on my part, other than observation and the pleasure of reuniting good friends. And I trust that you three will not see my maturity as a challenge . . .


investor

Nice try Investor.

Although I do appreciate your veiled effort to have JJ, Nova and I put this missing hummingbird feather business behind us and return to our loving and mutually trusting, skimpy clothes sharing friends with benefits friendship, I see now that you're just in it for the money aren't you?

I'm no dummy. And neither are JJ and Nova.

I know that five seconds after JJ and Nova and I get back together and TAAN films our reunion party that we will break the internet. And you'll be rich right because you'll own the video rights. I always wondered why your nickname was 'investor' now I know!

You pretend you don't want to fuck us (do you have any idea how that makes us feel btw?!!)). But you just REALLY want to fuck us, huh? How many Gulfstream jets do you really need anyways? Being rejected because we're not pretty enough for you makes us feel like shit. Being used in your mega-money making scheme makes us feel even shittier and dirtier!

I'm tempted to say just forget it, you win .....

... but the fact that you're trying to pass off some cheap, obviously bargain basement down pillow feather as a hummingbird feather ... well, that not only makes me want to cry, it makes me feel sad for all the pretty hummingbird's out there that can 't defend themselves from your fake news coverup story.

Thanks for finding JJ's lucky penny though. That part was really sweet of you.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

JJ, were you in on Investor's mega-millions money making scheme with him to break the internet by filming you and Nova and me all happy and hugging and kissing now that we're all friends again?!

Okay you two, you either cut Nova and me in on this deal or I'm ... I'm ... I'm not sure what I'll do ... but it'll be something .... and probably something pretty wacko crazy because I remember, I'm half Latina ... crazy's in my blood!

(25% each for breaking the internet with you two or there's no kissing and making up while TAAN films!)

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/i8sKRmb.gif

* cough, clears throat, cough, takes a sip of water *

Wow, what a great find, investor! * claps hands * You sure do make a good detective. Liz is lucky that you're taking such an interest in solving this case.

And, OMG! You found my lucky penny! I was just a little girl when I found that penny. It was the first penny I ever found, so I kept it all this time.

Hey Liz. Remember when Nova was competing in the Olympic Pole Dancing Competition a couple of months ago.. and how nervous she was because she was competing against the worlds best pole dancers... and how we all tried to assure her that she had nothing to be nervous about because she was the best pole dancer ever? Well seeing how nervous she was... and me being a good friend, who is trustworthy, who never lies or tries to cover up things, I wanted to see her win, so I lent her my lucky penny. And sure enough, Nova not only won the Olympic event, she put all those other pole dancers to shame with her performance. I never was so proud of her as I was on that day.

Hmmm. That's strange. She never did give me back my lucky penny.

Hmmm. Something else that's a little strange. That feather looks exactly like the feathers used to fill the very rare and expensive Hummingbird feathered pillows?

Uh, Liz? Wasn't it just not that long ago that Nova was bragging to us how she had spent hundreds of dollars on the hard to get, very expensive Hummingbird feathered pillows for her double king sized bed?



https://i.imgur.com/L5ZeP7u.gif

* cough, clears throat, cough, takes another sip of water *

Okay, I know what this looks like and what people might be thinking.

Yeah, sure.. I have a shitty job now working at a sleazy video store where I make no where near the money I used to make when I was working at Liz's clinic. Of course I'm struggling, but who isn't? That doesn't mean I would go to great lengths such as stealing and doing deceit full things to my friends for the sole purpose of not getting in trouble. It's not like my name is, NOVA, for God's sake.

And yeah, I have taken art and craft classes at our local college where I learned how to make beautiful and very expensive Hummingbird feathered jewelry. And I'm sure I would make a lot of money selling those beautiful Hummingbird feathered earrings as well, but that would be hard to do considering hummingbird feathers are hard to find, especially around here. Only a person who is so devious and self centered would go as low as to steal a precious Hummingbird feather from a friend just to make a profit. That is definitely NOT ME!

And as far as the boutique fashion store next door to the clinic... Liz, I'll swear on a stack of vibrating dildos (nothing under 8", though) that I never, ever stepped foot in there. I admit I've been wanting to, but I just never got around to doing it. You know me... busy, busy, busy.

Although I do recall several occasions where I seen Nova go in there. Just saying.

You know JJ, I looked up your lucky penny. It turns out the D on your lucky penny means Denver and as far as I can remember, I've never ever heard you talk about any "good old days" in Denver or anything like that.

Is that where you and investor were planning to go to spend all your ill-gotten billions? Were you going to open up a medical marijuana dispensary without me? Dang, were you at least going to give me a friends & family discount?

I guess you had it all planned out that your days of "struggling" were all going to be behind you once you jumped up and down for the camera hugging and kissing me and Nova, huh?

As much as I do love being used, I'm not so crazy about being used for money.

And. btw, my stack of vibrating dildos is also missing! I suppose you're going to tell me some rando dog ate all of them too, huh? Dang, can't I please just have one of them back?

I am sooooo frustrated right now I really need a little private time (with something over 8" and purple preferably) so that I can relax and make some of this stress go away.

 

[LizVegas79]

Hey, Investor? Here's a few no-cost passes to the Whisky Therapy Room? On me.

And JJ, it's faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr from over.

What? You're giving him free passes to the Whiskey Therapy Room?

Dang it Nova! Were you in on Investor's break the internet scheme with JJ, too?

You know, brown girls look great in a shiny new white Lexus too! Cut me in on the deal bitches or I'm ... I'm ... I'm going to CRY!!!!

I'm soooooo frustrated right now! My stack of vibrating dildos is missing. Turns out whoever last used my sybbie shorted it out and now it's broken. I'm flat broke and can't even afford a cute new dress or a new pair of fuck-me shoes to cheer me up or find a bunch of off-duty Marines to do me!

God I hope some poor bastard is going to return a partially rewound videotape to the video store today! The poor guy isn't going to know what hit him!

 

[LizVegas79]

Because I can't afford a real detective at the moment (and the one I thought I hired doesn't work for sex because he's obviously trying to screw me in a different way ) I've decided to start my own investigation into who broke my sybbie and stole my favorite pretty hummingbird feather.

I think I've the perfect outfit to wear for when I question all the suspects too.


https://cdn09.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/11/10529/bdsmlr-10529-2tMdkUHSEF.jpg


What do you all think?

Do I have a shot at getting someone to confess or what?

Just call me Detective Girl!

- Doctor "It Was You, Wasn't It?" Liz

 

[peekingone]

Because I can't afford a real detective at the moment (and the one I thought I hired doesn't work for sex because he's obviously trying to screw me in a different way ) I've decided to start my own investigation into who broke my sybbie and stole my favorite pretty hummingbird feather.

I think I've the perfect outfit to wear for when I question all the suspects too.


https://cdn09.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/11/10529/bdsmlr-10529-2tMdkUHSEF.jpg


What do you all think?

Do I have a shot at getting someone to confess or what?

Just call me Detective Girl!

- Doctor "Did You Do It?" Liz

Stop and frisk me anytime lol

 

[LizVegas79]

Stop and frisk me anytime lol

You weren't even on my suspect list. But, I want to leave no stone unturned
and no zipper unzipped until I am riding on top of this case!

 

[WerdNerd]

Because I can't afford a real detective at the moment (and the one I thought I hired doesn't work for sex because he's obviously trying to screw me in a different way ) I've decided to start my own investigation into who broke my sybbie and stole my favorite pretty hummingbird feather.

I think I've the perfect outfit to wear for when I question all the suspects too.


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What do you all think?

Do I have a shot at getting someone to confess or what?

Just call me Detective Girl!

- Doctor "It Was You, Wasn't It?" Liz

It was me Doc and I must be punished.

 

[LizVegas79]

It was me Doc and I must be punished.

How do I know you aren't just confessing so that I'll be mean to you?

 

[WerdNerd]

How do I know you aren't just confessing so that I'll be mean to you?

You don't but you should try beating the truth out of me.

 

[LizVegas79]

You don't but you should try beating the truth out of me.

Well, since there doesn't seem to be anyone else around to interrogate at the moment ...

 

[WerdNerd]

Well, since there doesn't seem to be anyone else around to interrogate at the moment ...

That's so hot, being the "nobody else around" option.

 

[LizVegas79]

That's so hot, being the "nobody else around" option.

I guess you'll do

Now get on the floor and start confessing and begging for forgiveness!!!

 

[WerdNerd]

I guess you'll do

Now get on the floor and start confessing and begging for forgiveness!!!

*grovelling at your sexy feet*
Please mistress I have betrayed your trust. I will do anything you desire if I can earn your forgiveness.

 

[JerseyJade]

Thanks for finding JJ's lucky penny though. That part was really sweet of you.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

JJ, were you in on Investor's mega-millions money making scheme with him to break the internet by filming you and Nova and me all happy and hugging and kissing now that we're all friends again?!

LIZ! How can you think that of me? Do you really think I would go as low as to betray a dear, dear friend like yourself for a measly $100,000? Oh wait... that's right.. $250,000.

LIZ! How can you think that of me? Do you really think I would go as low as to betray a dear, dear friend like yourself for a measly $250,000?

I'm sooooo hurt, Liz. I would think that after realizing I had nothing to do with using your sybbie and stealing your precious hummingbird feather, that you would even consider the possibility that I would be a part of Investor's evil scheme.

Wow! I'm not sure if I'll be able to sleep tonight after this. Especially just finding out that one of my great, great Uncles to one of my Mom's distant cousins passed away and may or may not have left me a lot of money in his will. I'm so devastated right now, I could just scream!

And. btw, my stack of vibrating dildos is also missing! I suppose you're going to tell me some rando dog ate all of them too, huh? Dang, can't I please just have one of them back?

I am sooooo frustrated right now I really need a little private time (with something over 8" and purple preferably) so that I can relax and make some of this stress go away.

Umm... * cough, clears throat, Oh shit! I'm out of water *

That stack of vibrating dildos that I said I would swear on is actually the stack of vibrating dildos I had seen at Nova's apartment when I would go visit her. I have never, ever used one in my life, Liz. I SWEAR! I don't even know how to turn one on, let alone use it. * cough, COUGH! clears throat *

Come to think of it, I do recall seeing a purple vibrating dildo in her stack of vibrating dildos, so you might want to check with her. Now I'm NOT saying that she's the one who took them... * clears throat * … I'm just saying.

What? You're giving him free passes to the Whiskey Therapy Room?

Dang it Nova! Were you in on Investor's break the internet scheme with JJ, too?

Liz, I thought the same thing! I found it very suspicious that Nova gave Investor a free pass to the Whiskey Therapy Room myself. Why would she do that, I asked myself. Then it dawned on me... How can she afford to live in a luxurious penthouse apartment, drive around in an expensive sports car, have maid and room service 24/7 and still have enough money to buy a half a dozen very expensive and very rare Hummingbird feather pillows for her very expense, double king sized bed?

You know I love Nova to pieces, Liz... and I know she is the best at what she does, but there's no way she makes that kind of money working at her job. She must have other sources of income that you and I don't know about. So it makes complete sense to me that Nova and Investor are in this together and that this whole thing of accusing innocent me of using your sybbie and stealing your precious Hummingbird feather was all part of their plan.

I'm so glad that it's obvious now to you Liz that I'm a victim here and completely innocent of any wrong doing! * cough, COUGH, COUGH, clears throat *

Damnit! I need to go get a drink of water!