Ask Me A Question v.1.29.24

How long has it been since you lost your virginity?
27 years!
How much time passed between losing your virginity and your second lover?
About a month, I think.
How many times have you gone back into a bad relationship?
I don’t know if ‘bad’ is the right word, but a couple of times I have remembered a version of “Oh, yeah, I forgot about that annoying habit he has.”

What do you regard as the most embarrassing moment you’ve had in bed with someone?
 
27 years!

About a month, I think.

I don’t know if ‘bad’ is the right word, but a couple of times I have remembered a version of “Oh, yeah, I forgot about that annoying habit he has.”

What do you regard as the most embarrassing moment you’ve had in bed with someone?
It wasn't in bed; it was out in nature; I came before I even got in her.

Have you ever gone ass-to-mouth?
 
Shower; I wish it were somewhere more exciting.

When was the last time you masturbated in front of someone else?
Maybe ten years. What I hoped was going to be a happy ending massage ended up being DYI. She stuck around to watch.

When was the last time you orgasmed before your partner did?
 
When was the last time you orgasmed before your partner did?
The last few times. The guy is generous in that regard. Of course, I’m less limited in how many times I can come, so why not?

What percentage of the time do you use a mechanical device to help you masturbate?
 
The last few times. The guy is generous in that regard. Of course, I’m less limited in how many times I can come, so why not?

What percentage of the time do you use a mechanical device to help you masturbate?
2%

Of all the orgasms you've ever had, how many of them were (by percentage) from masturbation?
 
Of all the orgasms you've ever had, how many of them were (by percentage) from masturbation?
99%. I mean, for the first six years of my sex life, 100% of my orgasms were self-inflicted and those numbered in the thousands. By the time others became involved, masturbation orgasms were already so far ahead that orgasms with others would never get close, especially since having partners did little to damper my masturbatory habits. Heck, I don’t think I’ve ever had even one week with partnered orgasms outnumbering solo ones.

What is the longest you’ve gone between orgasms so far this year?
 
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