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Probably make the chat better. People been whining about that forever.Yes my Lit lady
If you owned Literotica, how would you change it?
I retired.Probably make the chat better. People been whining about that forever.
What is the most amazing (good or bad) thing that happened with you in 2022?
GrandbabyI retired.
What are you looking forward to in 2023?
Masturbating at least once a day. And that’s the bare minGrandbaby
What are you going to start in 2023?
Catching feelings.Masturbating at least once a day. And that’s the bare min
What are you going to avoid (or avoid doing) in 2023?
Catching feelings.
Where will you travel in 2023?
Depends on the travel. Solo? Yes. With people? No. Fingers only.Canada is a must. And the smokey mountains in winter.
Do you bring any toys in your (checked) luggage when you travel?
Leaving the question for the next person. I see what you did there.Depends on the travel. Solo? Yes. With people? No. Fingers only.
No I just forgot.Leaving the question for the next person. I see what you did there.
No I just forgot.
Do you like themed hotels?
Never done it. Had room service dinner on my honeymoon, one of the best burgers everEek I have never stayed in one
How often do you get room service breakfast? And how much do you cover up?
Oh, resort hotel every time, assuming the logistics of the trip make sense.Never done it. Had room service dinner on my honeymoon, one of the best burgers ever
on vacation standard hotel or resort hotel?
Depends so much on the place. I mean, to be honest, the Vatican is a "tourist spot." But that was certainly high on the list for that trip.Oh, resort hotel every time, assuming the logistics of the trip make sense.
On vacation - tourist spots or as far from tourist spots as you can get?
I have done so, but that was years ago. Now I don't bother.Do you bring sex toys on vacation with you?
Good to see you around.I have done so, but that was years ago. Now I don't bother.
What is an embarrassing moment you or someone close to you have experienced involving a sex toy?
Are you satisfied with the quality and quantity of sex you're getting.Good to see you around.
I think the funniest one that ever happened to me was actually going through airport security around 02 or 03 (so, still lots of new people working etc).
We had a vibrator in our carry on and it showed up pretty obviously on the x-ray, which in this particular airport, I could kind of see. As it went through, the young woman - who I'm pretty sure was training - stopped the bag and gave a pretty quizzical look. There was a man - supervisor - behind her (somewhat older). And she pointed to it and said something (I couldn't really hear). I think he blushed slightly as he spoke, and she turned absolutely beat red, and then looked over at me.
I am sure that I turned a little red too and she quickly turned back.
Sorry it's not that great a story. I later my SO and she was horrified. I'm really glad they thought it was "my bag" not hers. LMAO...
If you had one question you could ask ever person about thier sex lives, and have them answer honestly, what would it be?
Well, shit...this did not work out how I planned....Are you satisfied with the quality and quantity of sex you're getting.
So, I might as well ask the same question here - are you satisfied with the quality and quantity of the sex you're getting.

No. Libidos rise and fall light the seasons - and not always in synch.Well, shit...this did not work out how I planned....
Not really no. I wouldn't say the "quality" is really a problem, althought the "variety" is, and the quantity.
Do you think that two people can have matching libidos for their whole lives?
Nope.No. Libidos rise and fall light the seasons - and not always in synch.
Do you make the conscious effort to synch up with your partner(s)?
Bathroom during a house party with someone I shouldn't have been with.Nope.
Where was the most risky place you've ever had sex?
I guess sailing. I mean, I'd rather sail on a nicer day, but I've certainly sailed in the rain.Bathroom during a house party with someone I shouldn't have been with.
What's your favorite activity when it rains?
I read stories and lurk on the boards between reading.I guess sailing. I mean, I'd rather sail on a nicer day, but I've certainly sailed in the rain.
I guess also, reading or watching TV? Obviously having sex is possibly the best, but seldom happens.
Do you read a lot of stories on Lit? Or do you mostly just lurk the boards?
I have to say no one. I don't pay enough attention to any of them for them to irritate me.I read stories and lurk on the boards between reading.
Who is the "celebrity" that absolutely pisses you off the most???
Well, it's early, so, who knows, but how about "Coming Out of The Dark"?I have to say no one. I don't pay enough attention to any of them for them to irritate me.
If you had to pick one song to symbolize 2023, what would it be?