Ask the Demon

[VandalHeart]

My dearest VandalHeart,

I haven't been here in a while. Have you missed me?

Yours in bloom,
Daizie

Yes, Daizie, I have. I'm sorry I was gone for so long, but I'm back now. Did you miss me?

 

[VandalHeart]

*Shakes head slowly* Demon is wrong but I will continue my search and continue to be the cupcake hostest of the year.

Welcome back

(I remembered more of the lyrics...It is How Bizarre by OMC)

Hmm...littleone, you just made me fail a question at one of my favorite games: High Aptitude Trivia.

High Aptitude Trivia is a game in which very vague or misleading questions are asked. Such as hearing a misunderstood song lyric and having to guess the song it is from. I would like to point out that if you'd said, "Help is on, help is on," I may have figured this one out.

Regardless of this, you are correct. I was wrong. This happens from time to time.

 

[littleone77]

Hmm...littleone, you just made me fail a question at one of my favorite games: High Aptitude Trivia.

High Aptitude Trivia is a game in which very vague or misleading questions are asked. Such as hearing a misunderstood song lyric and having to guess the song it is from. I would like to point out that if you'd said, "Help is on, help is on," I may have figured this one out.

Regardless of this, you are correct. I was wrong. This happens from time to time.

That wasn't my game nor intention dear Demon. When I originally asked that question it was vague because that was all I could remember. Later only after you posted I remembered more of the lyrics. So you helped me in that.

Am I still allowed to flit about?

 

[VandalHeart]

That wasn't my game nor intention dear Demon. When I originally asked that question it was vague because that was all I could remember. Later only after you posted I remembered more of the lyrics. So you helped me in that.

Am I still allowed to flit about?

Of course you are! You still have a job to do around here, remember?

 

[Daizie]

Yes, Daizie, I have. I'm sorry I was gone for so long, but I'm back now. Did you miss me?

Of course I missed you!!! Please don't stay away so long again.

 

[VandalHeart]

Of course I missed you!!! Please don't stay away so long again.

With a welcome like that, how can I ever leave?

 

[littleone77]

*sneaks in*

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[VandalHeart]

My thread has the best hostess ever.

 

[Daizie]

With a welcome like that, how can I ever leave?

*Leaving you a jar of hugs & kisses in the hopes that you never leave*

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[VandalHeart]

You know, leaving them in an easy to carry package might not produce the effect you want, but I'm betting you have some superglue or something to seal it down.

 

[VandalHeart]

Hey, where did everybody go?

 

[littleone77]

*taps you gently on the shoulder before scittering away to a corner*

I am here! If you can find me! *giggles*

 

[asian_princess]

me too!!

*giggles and follows IttyBittyone...*
ok well...its just an excuse to perv on her bittybum!

 

[Daizie]

for VandalHeart

 

[VandalHeart]

Awesome. At least most of the sexiness is still here.

 

[SexyCleric]

Demon!

I seem to have contracted the July Curse.
I blame Spins.

How can I remove it, and where did the gorram thing come from?

 

[VandalHeart]

Demon!

I seem to have contracted the July Curse.
I blame Spins.

How can I remove it, and where did the gorram thing come from?

You poor, poor bastard.

First off, don't blame Spins, because it's not his fault unless he's been doing awesome things for you for the rest of the year. The July Curse is an effect of fast-acting karmic backlash. Now, this isn't to say that you did anything to deserve this, becaue karma is more complicated than that. The universe desires balance above all else, and if your year has been going very well up until this point, well, then you should have seen this coming. However, if your year has been mediocre, or better yet, all-around shitty, then this is a case of "always darkest before dawn" syndrome. Sometimes the July Curse hits right before a really fucking awesome Autumn is about to begin for you, so as to go ahead and get the karma out of the way, or to slingshot you into the higher reaches of the karmic wheel.

No matter the case, if it sucks now, that's understandable. No matter who is to blame, be it Spins (unlikely), me (it is possible, but I promise it wasn't on purpose), or Winnie the Pooh (stupid fucking bear...he's the cause of enough problems, why not blame it on him?), it doesn't matter. As the old saying goes, the best revenge is living well, and even the universe and all the powers that be will bow in defeat if you smile brightly while being pelted with cosmic monkey poo.

In closing my dear Cleric, I will leave you with today's meditation thought of the day:

Before you learn of zen, a mountain is just a mountain and a river is just a river.
Once you begin to discover some of the truth of zen, a mountain is no longer a mountain and a river is no longer a river.
When you master zen, mountains are once again mountains and rivers are once again rivers.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Dear Vandy Poo:


I'm hungry- but I don't like meat.
what should I make to help keep a nerd kitty going?

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Vandy Poo:

I'm hungry- but I don't like meat.
what should I make to help keep a nerd kitty going?

My dearest and lovely ReiRei,

The advent of vegan and vegetarian enthusiasts have given way to the Boca burger and it's ilk long before the writing of this message, and speaking second as an omnivore, but firstly and foremost as an anti-animal rights person, the boca burger is not half bad tasting. Portobello mushrooms are pretty fucking awesome as a meat alternative as well, but if it's the taste of meat that messes with you, then I offer these alternatives:

Sauteed mushrooms will provide you the same nutrients, more or less, and they're dippable. Ranch. Glorious ranch.

Black beans also provide the same nutrients in a much more complete way, even though you'll have to deal with being a gasbag. Invest in Beano as well to counteract this effect.

Cheese is a classic protien alternative to meat, and what's better, you can put it on salads without it ruining the taste. Besides, the ways you can prepare cheese are many and varied. Just don't overdo it. There is no cheese related version of Beano that I know of, and at least beans only give you gas...usually. On the other hand, cheese will give you the shits if you eat too much of it. Invariably.

Cottage cheese is good too. Maybe not the best meat alternative, but it's still good stuff. Which brings me to my final point: eat what you like. If youre not really concerned about the nutritional implications of your food, just eat something. Hell, down a bag of M&M's for all I care, if it makes you happy.

Hope that helps.

 

[SexyCleric]

You poor, poor bastard.

First off, don't blame Spins, because it's not his fault unless he's been doing awesome things for you for the rest of the year. The July Curse is an effect of fast-acting karmic backlash. Now, this isn't to say that you did anything to deserve this, becaue karma is more complicated than that. The universe desires balance above all else, and if your year has been going very well up until this point, well, then you should have seen this coming. However, if your year has been mediocre, or better yet, all-around shitty, then this is a case of "always darkest before dawn" syndrome. Sometimes the July Curse hits right before a really fucking awesome Autumn is about to begin for you, so as to go ahead and get the karma out of the way, or to slingshot you into the higher reaches of the karmic wheel.

No matter the case, if it sucks now, that's understandable. No matter who is to blame, be it Spins (unlikely), me (it is possible, but I promise it wasn't on purpose), or Winnie the Pooh (stupid fucking bear...he's the cause of enough problems, why not blame it on him?), it doesn't matter. As the old saying goes, the best revenge is living well, and even the universe and all the powers that be will bow in defeat if you smile brightly while being pelted with cosmic monkey poo.

In closing my dear Cleric, I will leave you with today's meditation thought of the day:

Before you learn of zen, a mountain is just a mountain and a river is just a river.
Once you begin to discover some of the truth of zen, a mountain is no longer a mountain and a river is no longer a river.
When you master zen, mountains are once again mountains and rivers are once again rivers.

I do not blame Spins for my suffering, but he does seem to be the disease's vector.

But hey, Mr. DemonicZen, you forgot to throw your sandal at me, in between learning zen and mastering zen.
The sandal throwing is very important.

Also, Rei; cheese can be fried.
Though, if to your arteries ye be kind, a turkey sandwhich with cheese and ranch will solve your problem.

 

[Lady Reiha]

My dearest and lovely ReiRei,

The advent of vegan and vegetarian enthusiasts have given way to the Boca burger and it's ilk long before the writing of this message, and speaking second as an omnivore, but firstly and foremost as an anti-animal rights person, the boca burger is not half bad tasting. Portobello mushrooms are pretty fucking awesome as a meat alternative as well, but if it's the taste of meat that messes with you, then I offer these alternatives:

Sauteed mushrooms will provide you the same nutrients, more or less, and they're dippable. Ranch. Glorious ranch.

Black beans also provide the same nutrients in a much more complete way, even though you'll have to deal with being a gasbag. Invest in Beano as well to counteract this effect.

Cheese is a classic protien alternative to meat, and what's better, you can put it on salads without it ruining the taste. Besides, the ways you can prepare cheese are many and varied. Just don't overdo it. There is no cheese related version of Beano that I know of, and at least beans only give you gas...usually. On the other hand, cheese will give you the shits if you eat too much of it. Invariably.

Cottage cheese is good too. Maybe not the best meat alternative, but it's still good stuff. Which brings me to my final point: eat what you like. If youre not really concerned about the nutritional implications of your food, just eat something. Hell, down a bag of M&M's for all I care, if it makes you happy.

Hope that helps.

it does- thank-you hun ^^ now my grandest question:




Chronie is allergic to Tomatoes and Peppers,and hates Mushrooms and Onions. What veggie recipies do you know of that I can feed him, without making him die?

 

[Lady Reiha]

Also, Rei; cheese can be fried.
Though, if to your arteries ye be kind, a turkey sandwhich with cheese and ranch will solve your problem.

Thanks for the thought Clerky, but I don't eat Turkey or Bread : )

 

[VandalHeart]

I do not blame Spins for my suffering, but he does seem to be the disease's vector.

But hey, Mr. DemonicZen, you forgot to throw your sandal at me, in between learning zen and mastering zen.
The sandal throwing is very important.

Also, Rei; cheese can be fried.
Though, if to your arteries ye be kind, a turkey sandwhich with cheese and ranch will solve your problem.

Okay, I didn't understand about the vectoring and such. Still, I don't think he is, since that would technically make him a bad luck charm, and he doesn't strike me as such.

As far as the sandal throwing is concerned, I have no idea what you are talking about. On a completely and utterly seperate note that has nothing to do with the previous subject of sandal throwing, one would to well to remember the case of Bruce Lee when it comes to giving away the secrets of oriental philosophies and martial arts related subjects, you silly, silly man.

Lastly, didn't ReiRei say she didn't like meat? Isn't turkey...um...meat?

 

[VandalHeart]

it does- thank-you hun ^^ now my grandest question:

Chronie is allergic to Tomatoes and Peppers,and hates Mushrooms and Onions. What veggie recipies do you know of that I can feed him, without making him die?

Ooh..um...lemme get back to you on that one, cause I dunno. My experience with cooking for vegetarians/vegans is theorietical only, so I'm going to have to poke around to find some recipes.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Ooh..um...lemme get back to you on that one, cause I dunno. My experience with cooking for vegetarians/vegans is theorietical only, so I'm going to have to poke around to find some recipes.

Thank-you my friend, and sorry for abandoning you on yahoo. -_- Chronie's compy has a flu-bug, and shuts and restarts like 400 times.