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Lady Reiha said:
Thank-you my friend, and sorry for abandoning you on yahoo. -_- Chronie's compy has a flu-bug, and shuts and restarts like 400 times.
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That sucks. It's okay though. I still love you.
 
VandalHeart said:
Yes, Milady. I am a YIM whore.

Hell, I'm a whore of several kinds. Lots, even.
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Men can be whores? I thought they had special names for that, lol.

Milady? I like how that rolls off the tongue
 
VandalHeart said:
Okay, I didn't understand about the vectoring and such. Still, I don't think he is, since that would technically make him a bad luck charm, and he doesn't strike me as such.

As far as the sandal throwing is concerned, I have no idea what you are talking about. On a completely and utterly seperate note that has nothing to do with the previous subject of sandal throwing, one would to well to remember the case of Bruce Lee when it comes to giving away the secrets of oriental philosophies and martial arts related subjects, you silly, silly man.

Lastly, didn't ReiRei say she didn't like meat? Isn't turkey...um...meat?
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On the subject of sandals thrown, it was an old joke among my extended friends.

We had a friend. Considered himself quite the zen master.
He pondered, and thought, and enlightened.
But, when he taught something, or lectured, if he saw you thinking too hard, he would remove his sandal, and chuck it at you.
He said that pondering some things too deeply removes the point of pondering.

He was an odd individual, but his brain was tasty.

I'm not saying Spins is a badluck charm, as the July curse is not a bad luck thing. It is a curse of impending disaster. It finds you, much like a common disease, and then fucks your shit up.
 
VandalHeart said:
That sucks. It's okay though. I still love you.
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aw! I wuv you guys too ^^



speaking of which, I should go on Yahoo more. :p
 
VandalHeart said:
Only you could be a zombie and yet still retain your abilities to turn undead. Very nice.
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Thanks for noticing.
I ate my Lichio's this morning!
 
Dearest SmartHartFart.

Why must the sexiest shoes involve pain that was last heard about only as part of the Spanish Inquisition?

oh and. you've been missed.

*grab my marshmallow slingshot and hit you square on the butt*

But my practising has paid off!

xo
 
asian_princess said:
Dearest SmartHartFart.

Why must the sexiest shoes involve pain that was last heard about only as part of the Spanish Inquisition?

oh and. you've been missed.

*grab my marshmallow slingshot and hit you square on the butt*

But my practising has paid off!

xo
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Okay, this is a multi-tiered answer.

Surface level: Because that's the style, and the style just happens to flex the wearer's booty in pretty ways, sacrificing comfort for aesthetics. The thing you have to keep in mind is that most of the time, this is the trade-off. Just ask a victorian woman about her bodice.

Just under the surface: Many radical feminists will try to tell you about the importance men place on making women wear uncomfortable things so that they are beautiful while not being able to adequately run. I think there is not NEARLY so much weight of truth to this as most people who tout it would have us think, but there is still a small vein of reality to it, because you just KNOW there is that kind of asshole out there.

A little deeper: The reason you haven't heard of levels of pain that surpass the Spanish Inquisition is that the Soanish Inquisition has gotten much better at hiding their operations since the last time they were called on their bullshit. They're not gone, they just got sneaky.

At the core: It is a truism of life that pain is beauty. To be beautiful both costs and causes a certain ammount of discomfort and annoyance, possibly even physical harm. We all know the saying, "That which does not kill us makes us stronger," and strength is, more often than not, very attractive. Even scars are cause for swooning for more than a few people. And let me walk you down a wonderful little path of logic by way of two quotes:

"A woman brushed her daughter's hair, which was very tangled from the days fun and games. The little girl told her mother that it hurt, to which the wise matron responded, 'Life is pain, love.'" --Anonymous

"Life IS pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something." --"Dread Pirate Roberts" speaking to Princess Buttercup in The Princess Bride

Make sense? Hope this helps.
 
VandalHeart said:
Okay, this is a multi-tiered answer.

Surface level: Because that's the style, and the style just happens to flex the wearer's booty in pretty ways, sacrificing comfort for aesthetics. The thing you have to keep in mind is that most of the time, this is the trade-off. Just ask a victorian woman about her bodice.

Just under the surface: Many radical feminists will try to tell you about the importance men place on making women wear uncomfortable things so that they are beautiful while not being able to adequately run. I think there is not NEARLY so much weight of truth to this as most people who tout it would have us think, but there is still a small vein of reality to it, because you just KNOW there is that kind of asshole out there.

A little deeper: The reason you haven't heard of levels of pain that surpass the Spanish Inquisition is that the Soanish Inquisition has gotten much better at hiding their operations since the last time they were called on their bullshit. They're not gone, they just got sneaky.

At the core: It is a truism of life that pain is beauty. To be beautiful both costs and causes a certain ammount of discomfort and annoyance, possibly even physical harm. We all know the saying, "That which does not kill us makes us stronger," and strength is, more often than not, very attractive. Even scars are cause for swooning for more than a few people. And let me walk you down a wonderful little path of logic by way of two quotes:

"A woman brushed her daughter's hair, which was very tangled from the days fun and games. The little girl told her mother that it hurt, to which the wise matron responded, 'Life is pain, love.'" --Anonymous

"Life IS pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something." --"Dread Pirate Roberts" speaking to Princess Buttercup in The Princess Bride

Make sense? Hope this helps.
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Dearesr SmartHartFart.

You really brought out the big guns with the The Princess Bride quote there.
Any modern girl would do well not to scoff at any advice brought forth from the Bible.

Which brings me to the next question.

Could it be Cary Elwes was just ACTING as the perfect guy The Princess Bride? Cos then he went on to such love to hate assholes like Russ Wheeler in Days of Thunder...and that icky bastard in The Jungle Book.

I am so confused SmartHartFart. Is it all just a fantasy?

*reaches over to give you a grateful hug for your help to untangle my mind and then topples over from the 6inch stilettos*
 
asian_princess said:
Dearesr SmartHartFart.

You really brought out the big guns with the The Princess Bride quote there.
Any modern girl would do well not to scoff at any advice brought forth from the Bible.

Which brings me to the next question.

Could it be Cary Elwes was just ACTING as the perfect guy The Princess Bride? Cos then he went on to such love to hate assholes like Russ Wheeler in Days of Thunder...and that icky bastard in The Jungle Book.

I am so confused SmartHartFart. Is it all just a fantasy?

*reaches over to give you a grateful hug for your help to untangle my mind and then topples over from the 6inch stilettos*
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*catches you and has several incredibly impure thoughts before setting you down on your pretty butt*

Infinity exists, my dear. Therefor, everything you have ever seen or read exists somewhere. However, in our current reality, it is my understanding that Cary Elwes is a very nice guy and level-headed, at that. No over-the-top environmentalism or activism or even crazy religiosity (COUGHCOUGHtomcruiseCOUGHCOUGH) on his part, but still some conscientious looking out for things that need looking out for. Besides, that's not the only awesome role he's played.

As Lieutenant Colonel James Burton in The Pentagon Wars, he played a very smart and dedicated Air Force officer in one of the most ridiculous situations I've ever witnessed on film. As far as the perfect officer (outside of a combat situation) that was very good candidate right there.

Now, while I would personally bitchslap the piss out of the guy, Jerry from Liar, Liar did impress me in one very important way. When she said she had to go, he didn't stand in her way. When she apologized, he did the one thing that most of my fellow penis-owners have utterly failed to learn how to do: tell her there was no need to apologize and go be happy. As far as perfect men go, Westley may have been the romanticized version, but in my opinion, that single act made Jerry just as much as, if not more than a man than Westley was. Until I remember that Westley could swordfight and come BACK FROM THE FUCKING DEAD, MAMA, HELL YEAH!!!

Dude...Robin Hood...'nuff said. Am I right, or am I FUCKING right?

The point is, for the most part, love, yes, it is all fantasy. But fantasies make the world go 'round.

Just look at the riteousness of America.
 
Dear Vandypoo




why is Vera Wang's last name "Wang?"
 
I would have to say the role of Wesley in The Princess Bride is probably one of my favorite characters in one of my favorite movies. Well, that and the drunken Spaniard Inigo Montoya. I want to name one of my children after him.

Edit: Damn, that makes me sound effeminate, doesn't it? But it's the truth.
 
littleone77 said:
Dear Demon,

Am I the only person in the world which does not care for the Princess Bride???? :confused:
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Well, I'm not the Demon, but I can answer this question. Yeah, you probably are. :D
 
El_Cazador999 said:
Well, I'm not the Demon, but I can answer this question. Yeah, you probably are. :D
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*gasps* Even you enjoy that movie?

*wanders off to re-examine things :eg:*
 
Lady Reiha said:
Dear Vandypoo

why is Vera Wang's last name "Wang?"
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Because, my dearest ReiRei, unlike other Americanized Asians, she had more self-respect than to change her last name to an obviously fake version of her family name...like Wagner.

And not to put too fine of a point on it, I do have a much simpler answer: Why not?
 
rhyst_hatchyk said:
I would have to say the role of Wesley in The Princess Bride is probably one of my favorite characters in one of my favorite movies. Well, that and the drunken Spaniard Inigo Montoya. I want to name one of my children after him.

Edit: Damn, that makes me sound effeminate, doesn't it? But it's the truth.
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Well, actually, no, it doesn't. However, you may want to steer away from naming a child of Inigo Montoya, or even any variation on it. That name has a bad habit of causing paternal death, if you'll remember.
 
littleone77 said:
Dear Demon,

Am I the only person in the world which does not care for the Princess Bride???? :confused:
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No, littleone, you're not. For very insanely popular pop culture entry, there is at least a sizeable cult of people to at the very least hate it to the point of gouging out people's eyes if it is played in their presence. Now, I hope this isn't how bad you are about the Princess Bride, because no-one should hate anything to that degree, but if you simply would rather it not be something you have to experience again, that's fine.
 
Dear Vandy:



why do you only have 2,080 posts?
 
Lady Reiha said:
Dear Vandy:



why do you only have 2,080 posts?
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Connection to the internet, when you're out beyond the Ethereal, can be rather difficult.

Don't get me started on the wireless either. Impossible to hold a signal.
 
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