Ask the Demon

[Lady Reiha]

Connection to the internet, when you're out beyond the Ethereal, can be rather difficult.

Don't get me started on the wireless either. Impossible to hold a signal.

*hugs them both*




it'll be better soon.... I promise

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Vandy:

why do you only have 2,080 posts?

Dearest ReiRei,

I don't.

Thank you.

 

[VandalHeart]

Connection to the internet, when you're out beyond the Ethereal, can be rather difficult.

Don't get me started on the wireless either. Impossible to hold a signal.

Dude, I'm sayin'.

Plus, on top of all that, I'm having to gear up for the trip to Omaha for the American Idol tryouts. I'm starting to get nervous.

 

[SexyCleric]

trip to Omaha for the American Idol tryouts

...

Really?

That's cool.
But... Nebraska?
That kinda sucks.

What's there to be nervous about?
Just sing Paint It Black, by the Stones.
Oh, and if you can, punch that bleeding heart bitch in the face for me.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Dearest ReiRei,

I don't.

Thank you.

Dear Vandy...


how come you jumped up your posts to now 2,092?


being that your responce will be 2,093

 

[VandalHeart]

...

Really?

That's cool.
But... Nebraska?
That kinda sucks.

What's there to be nervous about?
Just sing Paint It Black, by the Stones.
Oh, and if you can, punch that bleeding heart bitch in the face for me.

Okay, it's my turn to ask a question.
However, this is a hypothetical, so you don't need to answer it.

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ONE OR TWO OF THE JUDGES?!?

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Vandy...

how come you jumped up your posts to now 2,092?

being that your responce will be 2,093

Dearest ReiRei,

Once again, you have gotten my post count wrong. At this point, I'd suggest you give up. I'm a little ball of chaos wrapped around a humanoid frame. Sorry.

Still love you, though.

 

[SexyCleric]

Okay, it's my turn to ask a question.
However, this is a hypothetical, so you don't need to answer it.

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ONE OR TWO OF THE JUDGES?!?

My reason is simple; the 'panel' of 'judges' is not there to judge.
They're there to contrast.

The first two? Bleeding heart, letthemdowneasy, bullshitters.
They're there so the jack ass stands out.
He's mean, he's edgy, he's not nice.

Whoopdefuck.

He's not clever or even really that caustic.
But, he seems overly harsh, sitting next to those two.

I hate it.

As judges, they're ineffectual.
I don't think they even really have anything to do with the judging.

As a LN entity, I cannot abide them calling themselves judges.
It is an insult to my caste.

So, Demon, that is why I request that you beat them.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Dearest ReiRei,

Once again, you have gotten my post count wrong. At this point, I'd suggest you give up. I'm a little ball of chaos wrapped around a humanoid frame. Sorry.

Still love you, though.

aww pooie.

I love you too Vandy!



Now my next question is this:


what is the difference between deordorant and anti-perspirant?

 

[asian_princess]

aww pooie.

I love you too Vandy!



Now my next question is this:


what is the difference between deordorant and anti-perspirant?

one icky smelly under da nice smelly but over da skin.

da udder, icky smelly stay in skin under da nice smelly.

*lifts armpit* wanna smell?

 

[Lady Reiha]

one icky smelly under da nice smelly but over da skin.

da udder, icky smelly stay in skin under da nice smelly.

*lifts armpit* wanna smell?

*gets sucked into an Appy Pore* O_O" Oh jeez, what have I gotten myself into?

 

[VandalHeart]

So, Demon, that is why I request that you beat them.

Noted. But, just so's you know, I'm not going to do anything to fuck up my chances. I've dreamed of this since I was an Impling, so, no dice on the concussions. Sorry.

 

[VandalHeart]

what is the difference between deordorant and anti-perspirant?

Antipersperants are deoderants. Deoderants are not necessarily antipersperants.

Antipersperants are merely deoderants that have an added ingredient to hinder sweating profusely. Antipersperants have a rough time going on the feet without causing a nasty reaction.

Hope that helps.

 

[VandalHeart]

one icky smelly under da nice smelly but over da skin.

da udder, icky smelly stay in skin under da nice smelly.

*lifts armpit* wanna smell?

Ew. Sexy, but ew.

 

[VandalHeart]

*gets sucked into an Appy Pore* O_O" Oh jeez, what have I gotten myself into?

Double ew. Twistedly sexy, but still...double ew.

 

[asian_princess]

Double ew. Twistedly sexy, but still...double ew.

If you join us...it would be an Ew trois-some.

Sponsored by, the new Lit frangrance from the house Le ReiRei-APpy "Eau de Ewwwww".

 

[VandalHeart]

If you join us...it would be an Ew trois-some.

Sponsored by, the new Lit frangrance from the house Le ReiRei-APpy "Eau de Ewwwww".

It took me this long to stop laughing at that. That was wonderful. Thank you. It took my mind off of how nervous I currently am.

 

[SexyCleric]

Noted. But, just so's you know, I'm not going to do anything to fuck up my chances. I've dreamed of this since I was an Impling, so, no dice on the concussions. Sorry.

Ok, fair's fair.

Best of luck to you.
Remember your buffs before you start!

 

[Lady Reiha]

If you join us...it would be an Ew trois-some.

Sponsored by, the new Lit frangrance from the house Le ReiRei-APpy "Eau de Ewwwww".

If you join- you get a kick-ass Vandy Plushie that says

" I hate Kittens on Fire"

 

[nova4u]

Help The Demon!!

Our dear Demon friend and long-time Litster VandalHeart is out in Omaha right now getting ready to audition for American Idol!!

One slight problem though.. HE'S GOT NO PLACE TO STAY!! His lodging arrangements fell through once he got there, and all the hotels are overbooked.

If you or someone you know lives in Omaha, and might be able to help him out for the next couple of days until the auditions are over with, PLEASE pm me right away, and I'll put you in touch with Vandal.

Thank you!!

 

[nova4u]

Coolness! Just heard Vandal found a place to stay.

Good luck to the Demon!!

 

[Lady Reiha]

Good luck Vandy!



think of the kitties!!!!

 

[VandalHeart]

Well, I'm done with the tryouts.

And I can't talk about it.

Make sense?

 

[jaded_lily]

Well, I'm done with the tryouts.

And I can't talk about it.

Make sense?

Not really..........but here's to hoping you got through

 

[SexyCleric]

Well, I'm done with the tryouts.

And I can't talk about it.

Make sense?

Can't talk about it in the 'emotional/intellectual/physical overload/crash' sense, or the 'legally binding contract that says I can't discuss it' sense?