Ask the Demon

[VandalHeart]

If I did what I really wanted to do I'd be in jail. For a very very very long time.

Only if you got caught. Remember this, always.

 

[VandalHeart]

why is it that i hava an intolerance to cows milk but i can eat as much cheese and yogurt as i want and not have any problems?

Cheese and yogurt have different bacterial cultures in them. The process that they go through at the factory is completely different. With some people, it's not the actual dairy product itself that people are intolerant of, it's the bacteria that comes with it (all you science nerds, shush, I know dairy is bacteria, just roll with it).

 

[VandalHeart]

so your saying that i sleep more during winter cause somehow it was enbeaded in me that i'm afriad of winter?

No, you sleep more in winter because it takes more sleep to recharge you.

The whole fear thing was just extra. You're welcome.

 

[VandalHeart]

This looks like fun... *giggles*

Why do my pants constantly stretch out even when I haven't lost any weight?

It's called wear and tear, lovey. Things lose integrity over time. It's also called entropy.

 

[~His Kitten~]

It's called wear and tear, lovey. Things lose integrity over time. It's also called entropy.

If I am going to wear and tear something I know what I'd like to do.

Hmmm. So do people lose integrity over time as well?

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear My snuggly Deamon,

I ask this knowing full well and good that you are a Wow player, But for the love of all that is evil could you please zap it out of existance at least from this house? It has totally consumed the two downstairs. Went from eating a very healty diet to 3 choices Popeyes chicken, Pizza Hut or Eva's Mexican food. Coffee canister is left to go dry ( and you know how I am about my coffee as well as knowing how to make you the perfect cup) I think the last time I had a decent meal was sushi with you know who and that was what several weeks ago?

IF this goes on much longer I will be even more wee in faerie status as the above choices are just nausating.


Oh btw site 2 has resurrected you original AtD thread.

Signed starving at the Lake Mansion

You have a few options.

1: Wait for the phase to pass. Not easy, I know, but it is an option.

2: Sabotage the internet connection. Nevermind, I forgot who I was talking to.

3: Beg. Appeal to the Master of the house's sensibilities as a provider, and you might be able to get something accomplished.

4: Go out and get food yourself. Um...see second sentence in option #2.

5: Ask for control of the delivery options and get some other stuff delivered. Google is a wonderful thing, and it can tell you what is in that area available for delivery besides the big three you're currently dealing with.

Oh, and for the record, FUCK SITE 2, FUCK MOD 11, AND FUCK AYLEE.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Vandy Poo: Here's a simple question for j00!

Why does everyone hate Toronto?

From what my passing research tells me, ReiRei, it's all jealousy. Toronto is the biggest, cleanest and most liveable city in Canada, by most accounts and studies, and that would piss a lot of people off. Simply ignore them and move on.

 

[VandalHeart]

If I am going to wear and tear something I know what I'd like to do.

Hmmm. So do people lose integrity over time as well?

Yes, it's called social entropy. It's the logical conclusion to the theory that familiarity breeds contempt: age breeds contempt for everything.

However, sometimes, this theory is proven wrong, but I like to think those are exceptions that prove the rule.

 

[~His Kitten~]

Yes, it's called social entropy. It's the logical conclusion to the theory that familiarity breeds contempt: age breeds contempt for everything.

However, sometimes, this theory is proven wrong, but I like to think those are exceptions that prove the rule.

*raises hand* Is that why the divorce rates are so high?

And yes, most days I do hate quite a few things and people.

 

[VandalHeart]

*raises hand* Is that why the divorce rates are so high?

And yes, most days I do hate quite a few things and people.

That, lack of planning, and rushing into things too quickly contributes to the astronomical divorce rate, yes.

 

[~His Kitten~]

That, lack of planning, and rushing into things too quickly contributes to the astronomical divorce rate, yes.

Oh.

I always thought it was all that absentience education that has been shoved into the education system. *giggles*

 

[MeiohSetsuna]

Dear demon:


why does everyone laugh in the opening song for of Paranoia Agent?

 

[VandalHeart]

Oh.

I always thought it was all that absentience education that has been shoved into the education system. *giggles*

Well...that too.

 

[~His Kitten~]

Well...that too.

Muhahahaaha....I am one step closer to Demonhood~

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear demon:


why does everyone laugh in the opening song for of Paranoia Agent?

Because it's creepy. No other reason is really required for that particular series, if memory serves. Plus, if you'll notice, Tsukiko doesn't seem to be laughing very hard. This could be the creator's way of trying to point out that she knows something the others don't - something that would cause her to be a little more somber.

 

[Solitude_Smiles]

how do i get a pic to appear next to my name lol

 

[~His Kitten~]

how do i get a pic to appear next to my name lol

*raises hand and jumps up and down*

I know, I know!

You need 100 posts. Then you can go to your user control panel and select the avatar button. Upload one and there you go.

Good luck~

 

[VandalHeart]

I love it when people usurp my thread.

Ah, I'm used to it by now. And again, I can never stay mad at the kitten.

...could seriously hurt her sometimes, but that's another story...

 

[~His Kitten~]

I love it when people usurp my thread.

Ah, I'm used to it by now. And again, I can never stay mad at the kitten.

...could seriously hurt her sometimes, but that's another story...

I'm not just a hostest *giggles* I can fill in for you when you aren't around to answer such needy questions like "How do I get an avatar"?

*grins and a small meow for you*

So how do I qualify for the serious hurting aspect?

 

[VandalHeart]

Firstly, I don't think those questions are exactly needy. Technical, yes. Needy, no. Be nice. And as for qualifying for the hurt, you need to be within distance. And I'm pretty sure your Daddy wouldn't sign off on that, more's the pity.

 

[~His Kitten~]

Firstly, I don't think those questions are exactly needy. Technical, yes. Needy, no. Be nice. And as for qualifying for the hurt, you need to be within distance. And I'm pretty sure your Daddy wouldn't sign off on that, more's the pity.

*coughs into hand* Sharing can be fun, especially when its more the merrier.

And I am being nice. Sarcastic, but nice.

So I'll take care of the technical, non needy questions?

 

[Lady Reiha]

Because it's creepy. No other reason is really required for that particular series, if memory serves. Plus, if you'll notice, Tsukiko doesn't seem to be laughing very hard. This could be the creator's way of trying to point out that she knows something the others don't - something that would cause her to be a little more somber.

Don't spill all of the beans mister!

New question from the Nerd Kitten:


Who's Hotter?
http://sasuke-zelda.galeon.com/image/tengo.jpg
Aya Natsume (left) or Maya Natsume (right)?

 

[Kalista07]

Am i lost?

Vandalheart, Sir,
*phew* i have found You......
Is this place as scary as it looks? (which is technically not my question, just a side note)

My question is this, why do potential employers need two weeks to decide if they are going to hire You or not? i mean seriously, what do they think is going to change so drastically in that two weeks??? grrrrr...

Love ya,
Kali

 

[gesshoku]

Dearest Vandal,

Why is it that I get so many of these silly chain emails that promise me what I wish for if I send it to X number of people? I've passed on the last 4 with the same wish, and I have yet to get it.... please tell me what I'm doing wrong?

 

[SexyCleric]

please tell me what I'm doing wrong?

Spreading SpyWare.

And not praying to the Lawful gods of probability for your wish.