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Vandy, can I be your unofficial assistant? :D

along with Miss Parsley of course!
 
Dear Vandy:

Why is everyone suddenly interested in Little Rei Rei-chan?
 
Demon... a friend of mine wants me to be his Domme and he even said he'd pay me... .. quite a few said i should be an online ProDomme... and last but not least.. the friend who said he'd pay me is slowly but surely getting wrapped around my finger... why does this happen??
 
rhyst_hatchyk said:
Dear Mr. Demon:

Is it an indication of super-villianhood (or at least villianhood) when the conversation over dinner on a date revolves around world domination? What if your date enjoys this conversation, is she then also a super-villianess (or at least villianess)?
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Eh...not exactly. Villainy, maybe. Ambition, absolutely. Chemistry, and let me stress this adequately...oh,
HELL yeah.

And the same will be said of her. But to end this, you have to have super-powers to be a super villain. Nice try, though.
 
Lady Reiha said:
No No No! This doesn't satisfy my curiousity!
Like why does it have to snow here? In Non-Vandystan territory?
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Because I don't control the weather there. See how much it sucks outside my sphere of influence? Huh? Yeah? Yeah.
 
Lady Reiha said:
Then it means you've gone crazy, need to seek help and so does your girlfriend.
Perhaps a Tasty Tart with soothed your world domination?
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Just because you're working on your own world domination plan doesn't mean you get to interfere with his. Well...okay, actually it does, but keep in mind that simply telling him not to isn't going to cut it. Come on, think espionage, here.
 
ParrishP said:
Dear VandalHeart

What is the meaning of your name and why do you wear a hood?
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VandalHeart was a sentient sword and the ultimate weapon in the game...go figure...Vandal Hearts for the PS1. To prove himself worthy of the sword, it pulled him into a realm of torment forcing him to make a choice between duty and survival, morality and dedication...blah, blah, blah, I don't even know if I'm remembering this correctly, but basically, he had to make some really hard decisions to prove himself worthy of the blade.

I liked the imagery and wrote my own fanfic based on the sword itself. I was in the midst of this when I signed up for Literotica. Kinda stuck.

And I wear the hood because it's wicked awesome.
 
Lady Reiha said:
Dear Vandy:

Why is everyone suddenly interested in Little Rei Rei-chan?
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Um...I love to be the one to break this to you, but...but nothin, really, it's just that this is not a new development. For the record, the Demon has wanted you for quite some time. That is all. I'm going to go be quiet now.
 
HotFaerieMama said:
Demon... a friend of mine wants me to be his Domme and he even said he'd pay me... .. quite a few said i should be an online ProDomme... and last but not least.. the friend who said he'd pay me is slowly but surely getting wrapped around my finger... why does this happen??
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HFM, I have no idea. I will tell you that if you don't have the self-discipline to get yourself a job, you don't have what it takes to be a Domme.

On the flip side, if you can get paid to BE a Domme, that may change the dynamic a little. Just a thought.
 
i can't find a job... no one's hiring.. and i've looked everywhere on this damm island... .. this is not good...


i keep seeing inch worms everywhere.... they're cute..


and how come i don't get bitten by mosquitoes all that often? everyone else i know gets attacked but i never seem to what is it about me that's different?
 
Dear Vandalheart

I'm starting to like someone who lives in USA ALOT
How do I get her over here??
Should I go over there?
Is it even a good idea? :eek:
 
rhyst_hatchyk said:
I have a theory you wear your hood because of the same reason that the Dread Pirate Roberts wears his mask.

But that's just my opinion.
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Sadly, no, this job isn't that lucrative. I couldn't pass it off to someone else if I wanted to. Which, by the way, I don't.
 
HotFaerieMama said:
i can't find a job... no one's hiring.. and i've looked everywhere on this damm island... .. this is not good...


i keep seeing inch worms everywhere.... they're cute..


and how come i don't get bitten by mosquitoes all that often? everyone else i know gets attacked but i never seem to what is it about me that's different?
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Sometimes people just don't give off the pheromone that attracts the micro-vamps.
 
ParrishP said:
Dear Vandalheart

I'm starting to like someone who lives in USA ALOT
How do I get her over here??
Should I go over there?
Is it even a good idea? :eek:
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Hmm...Norway, Norway...um...lemme get back to you on that, and while I research, tell me how long, exactly, you want them to be staying.
 
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