VandalHeart
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How much have you been sleeping?
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How much have you been sleeping?
Like 5-7 hours?
I usually wake up in the middle of the night and have trouble falling asleep again.
I'm good in the morning it's just later in the day I could fall asleep right there!
HotFaerieMama
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Thank you Demon for answering my question... oh and i talked to sammi the other day...
Demon why is it the thought of you makes me feel dirty? and why can't they put more hamburger buns in the damm bags? this does not make sense to me... and... lastly how long have you had your hat ?
PS - what are you wearing?? ( granted i can hear you laughing but we both know i have to do this)
Demon why is it the thought of you makes me feel dirty? and why can't they put more hamburger buns in the damm bags? this does not make sense to me... and... lastly how long have you had your hat ?
PS - what are you wearing?? ( granted i can hear you laughing but we both know i have to do this)
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Okay, what I'm about to say is a theory, nothing else. This is not supported by science or medicine.
I've found that people usually get good bouts of sleep in certain blocks of time. For me it's four hours. If I get sleep in a number of hours divisible by four, I'm usually fine. For others, the size of the block changes. Sometimes it's three, sometimes five. This is how people manage powernapping. Some can't pull this off, though, because their blocks of sleep come in seven to nine hours. The point of all this is that if you try and wake up in the middle of a block of sleep without completing it, you're going to feel like crap.
Now, the part actually supported by science says that you need to get between seven and nine hours of sleep per night, minimum. If you don't, you're going to feel like crap all day. Fatigue, phantom pains, digestive problems. Stuff like that.
The other possibility is that you have good old fashioned insomnia. If so, you may want to go get checked out by a doctor.
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1 - Because I'm always honest with you, and you are a very dirty girl. Tell me I'm wrong.
2 - They package them the way they like. If you want more buns, buy more bags of buns.
3 - One year this coming June.
PS - At the moment, a blanket.
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Hey there, you. I was wondering when you'd have another for me. I'm starting to like you. Which is dangerous for me, because I already have a lot on my plate right now as far as girlies are concerned. I don't know if I can handle another one right now.
ANYWAYS.
your question is a little confusing, possibly incomplete. Are you asking why subs and slaves are sluts, or why everyone seems to think so? The former simply isn't true, and the latter, well, people are stupid and seldom wait for the whole explanation. Most people have a hard time figuring out that there are male subs and slaves out there, and this adds to the misconception a lot. As much as I wish it weren't true, sexism is deeply imbedded in the human psyche, and whenever the words "sexual submissive" come up, the image of a woman immediately springs to mind in most people. Because of all the other preconceived notions, this usually also means that they imagine a female submissive getting fucked 24/7. By logical extention, when people DO finally consider the possibility of a sexually submissive male, they imagine a guy doing all sorts of things here and there in a service capacity while bieng DENIED sex all the time. I'm still trying to figure out how people think these theories fly.
The second question is a bit easier to answer. Depends on the relationship. Some subs and slaves want to be pushed or lead into as many sexual situations as possible while others do not. Some Doms want to pass their subs and slaves out as party favors as much as possible. It really is a question of personal preference. By definition, no, subs and slaves are not sluts. It merely means that they enjoy/need to abandon control for whatever reasons they may have. And since most people automatically think about sex whenever a new concept arises, this means that most people think giving up control means being used as a warm hole or hard object, so that may explain your first answer a bit better.
Not completely sure. But I hope this helped!
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1. you're right. you're always right ( this is not fair)
2. i shall write these bun makers and tell them they need more buns in their packages
3. i like your hat
4. a blanket.. sounds comfy... wait a minute... that means that techinally you're naked... dammit why do i do this to myself now i'm gonna get drool all over the keyboard...
- by the way i might be getting my computer out of storage soon.. moms' mentioned it.. all i gotta do is get rid of some of the lil one's old toys and get dad to build a shelf.... and i should be good to go...
and i still have yet to get a job.. but i'm gonna keep trying... and i want ot call but i don't know where in the blue hell my phone charger is ( i need to clean my room) and my phone's dead...
PS - do you have my soul or did i misplace it ??
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Dear Demon,
I have some questions that i'd like your take on: Why do women peak sexually in their late 30's and 40's and men peak at 18? And if someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is that not also attempted murder? And, finally...What is the speed of darkness? I felt you would be the perfect person to ask.
Sincerely,
shykitty
I have some questions that i'd like your take on: Why do women peak sexually in their late 30's and 40's and men peak at 18? And if someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is that not also attempted murder? And, finally...What is the speed of darkness? I felt you would be the perfect person to ask.
Sincerely,
shykitty
VandalHeart
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Of course I have it. Duh. It's in my little box with my candy. All the stuff I snack on, basically.
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Dear Demon,
I have some questions that i'd like your take on: Why do women peak sexually in their late 30's and 40's and men peak at 18? And if someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is that not also attempted murder? And, finally...What is the speed of darkness? I felt you would be the perfect person to ask.
Sincerely,
shykitty
1. Because the gods, as per usual, have a sick sense of humor. Anything for a kick at our expense. However, the way around this is more older hotties need to get with younger bucks and show them the ropes. And for those of you older hotties reading at the moment, just do yourself a favor and don't try to act 20 years younger. Find the beauty of your age and harness it instead of wearing clothes your daughter would be embarrassed to wear. And guys, older women have a lot to offer. Stop pursuing the rail thin whores who refuse to be friendly with a legal blood alcohol content and spend some time with an experienced lady.
2. Moral laws such as those against murder are set up to prevent the releasing of a soul from a body prior to it's fated time. People with MPD committing suicide usually only have one soul inhabiting their bodies. So, technically, it's not murder. However, the non-depressed side of their brains might have other thoughts on the subject.
3. If you're wanting me to say that it's incredibly fast, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disappoint you. Darkness doesn't move very quickly at all. However, this won't be a very comforting thought to someone who thinks really hard about it. If the darkness shows up the moment you turn the light off AND it moves very slow, then logically...it never left. Sleep well, kitty.
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All my life.
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well now i know my soul's not out there floating around in some abyss somewhere...
why do stupid people feel a need to start singing the stupid annoying song ( the song should die IMO) in the vonage commericals after it goes off??
( i swear if they played it on endless repeat everyone's heads would explode)
why do stupid people feel a need to start singing the stupid annoying song ( the song should die IMO) in the vonage commericals after it goes off??
( i swear if they played it on endless repeat everyone's heads would explode)
My (censored) Demon ...
I believe that it's fair to say that while my armor is a little dented I'm more than capable of slaying the occasional dragon or 5. Then I went and befriended a true knight. How do I let him know that I'm proficient in the art of dragonslaying without causing him undue slight?
I believe that it's fair to say that while my armor is a little dented I'm more than capable of slaying the occasional dragon or 5. Then I went and befriended a true knight. How do I let him know that I'm proficient in the art of dragonslaying without causing him undue slight?
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Dear Vandy:
Why is it snowing here?
Why is it snowing here?
VandalHeart
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Because it's an incredibly catchy song. It's repetitive and horrifyingly simple. It is the only way in which I believe Quentin Tarantino failed: introducing the world to the 5, 6, 7, 8s. May he be bitchslapped for this.
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One of two ways. Either you inform him, calmly, directly, and on no uncertain terms, that you are perfectly capable of taking care of yourself, or you knock him the fuck out. I'm sure you could figure out which solution is going to work on him. There's only a few types of knights out there, and some can take a hint while others can't. Which is he? BTW, if he's the kind who needs a noggin thwompin', the thwompin' will go a long way towards teaching him to take a hint.
VandalHeart
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Um...because it's cold, darlin'...this usually happens if it gets cold enough.
And...you DO live in Canadiastan. Just a thought.
My (censored) Demon,
I tried the calm direct route which of course resulted in a thwompin'. His response was, "Please Ma'am, may I have another?" I feared this would happen. Now what?
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OH GODSDAMMIT, ONE OF THOSE!!! FUCK!!!
Okay, then calmly explain to him that if he doesn't stop, he will never get another thwompin' from you ever again, he will need to do as he's told. Nip that fuckin' bullshit in the bud right the fuck now.
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Dear Mr. Demon:
Is it an indication of super-villianhood (or at least villianhood) when the conversation over dinner on a date revolves around world domination? What if your date enjoys this conversation, is she then also a super-villianess (or at least villianess)?
Is it an indication of super-villianhood (or at least villianhood) when the conversation over dinner on a date revolves around world domination? What if your date enjoys this conversation, is she then also a super-villianess (or at least villianess)?
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No No No! This doesn't satisfy my curiousity!
Like why does it have to snow here? In Non-Vandystan territory?
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Then it means you've gone crazy, need to seek help and so does your girlfriend.
Perhaps a Tasty Tart with soothed your world domination?
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I didn't ask you, I asked the demon.
And I thought you knew already that I was crazy. I knew that she was crazy, too.
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