ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[gypsy*seer]

Soooo.......here's another unsolicited pm

"I'm totally dom and would enjoy having an intelligent sub as they are truly hard to find. The dumb ones are a dime a dozen. However with them it's like talking to a fucking wall.

I am also flexible with what I do, examples:
1) I can assign tasks
2) I can roleplay scenes
3) I can shake out of the dom role and be your friend also (although the conservation must sometimes go to the sexual topic..I'm not your brother)

I'm well know in Lit as a royal pain in the ass, and that is becasue I don't take shit from anybody. So if that scares you this probably won't work. Strong women don't shy away and that is also a quality I like. Let me know"



And if you read this guys threads/posts, you'd find that he DOES sound like a real asshat! I'd probably knock his friggin' socks off! LOL

C'mon....

*groan*

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

"I'm totally dom and would enjoy having an intelligent sub as they are truly hard to find. The dumb ones are a dime a dozen. However with them it's like talking to a fucking wall.

I am also flexible with what I do, examples:
1) I can assign tasks
2) I can roleplay scenes
3) I can shake out of the dom role and be your friend also (although the conservation must sometimes go to the sexual topic..I'm not your brother)

I'm well know in Lit as a royal pain in the ass, and that is becasue I don't take shit from anybody. So if that scares you this probably won't work. Strong women don't shy away and that is also a quality I like. Let me know"



And if you read this guys threads/posts, you'd find that he DOES sound like a real asshat! I'd probably knock his friggin' socks off! LOL

C'mon....

*groan*

LMAO

Thats exactly why is my PM box disabled!! I am SO NOT IN THE MOOD for these idiots. lol

pardon, I dunno say it nicely

 

[gypsy*seer]

LMAO

Thats exactly why is my PM box disabled!! I am SO NOT IN THE MOOD for these idiots. lol

pardon, I dunno say it nicely

I KNOW! LOL
I don't blame you, K!

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

I KNOW! LOL
I don't blame you, K!

The email reminds me times when I was looking for my first Dom and found this old guy who started our first chat with words "undress cunt and turn on the webcam!" BLOCKED/DELETED in 1 second. lol

Wannabe Dom's! Can't stand them.



Hope your done with the moving finaly, D! *huggs*

 

[gypsy*seer]

The email reminds me times when I was looking for my first Dom and found this old guy who started our first chat with words "undress cunt and turn on the webcam!" BLOCKED/DELETED in 1 second. lol

Wannabe Dom's! Can't stand them.



Hope your done with the moving finaly, D! *huggs*

hee hee hee....

Ya' think? LMAO


Not done yet...groan! thanks!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The email reminds me times when I was looking for my first Dom and found this old guy who started our first chat with words "undress cunt and turn on the webcam!" BLOCKED/DELETED in 1 second. lol

Wannabe Dom's! Can't stand them.

Yeah. He got it backwards. Should have been, "Turn on the webcam and undress, cunt!" That would have totally turned you on, I'm sure.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Yeah. He got it backwards. Should have been, "Turn on the webcam and undress, cunt!" That would have totally turned you on, I'm sure.

Well if he didn't title me like that right in our first chat, it might actualy! lol

 

[WriterDom]

I'm contacting some of the more frequent male posters on this site for one purpose: to compare notes on some of the females who otherwise might be jerking our chains. I have a different ID than the ID I regularly post with. I talk with many women here and I find many inconsistancies in their stories, some are genuine though. Care to compare notes?

 

[Etoile]

I'm contacting some of the more frequent male posters on this site for one purpose: to compare notes on some of the females who otherwise might be jerking our chains. I have a different ID than the ID I regularly post with. I talk with many women here and I find many inconsistancies in their stories, some are genuine though. Care to compare notes?

Sure, send me a note.

 

[BiBunny]

Well, I'm just as crazy and bitchy as I appear here, so nobody's gotta worry about me.

 

[ZRT]

I'm contacting some of the more frequent male posters on this site for one purpose: to compare notes on some of the females who otherwise might be jerking our chains. I have a different ID than the ID I regularly post with. I talk with many women here and I find many inconsistancies in their stories, some are genuine though. Care to compare notes?

Got that one too.

 

[Etoile]

Got that one too.

Well that's embarrassing. I thought that was WD talking. I thought it was oddly paranoid of him, but I didn't realize it was somebody else.

 

[MisterSir]

Got that one too.

Ditto. I was actually curious to see what he'd come up with already.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I'm contacting some of the more frequent male posters on this site for one purpose: to compare notes on some of the females who otherwise might be jerking our chains. I have a different ID than the ID I regularly post with. I talk with many women here and I find many inconsistancies in their stories, some are genuine though. Care to compare notes?

You're contacting male posters in order to verify the stories of female ones? How can that furnish you with accurate info?

 

[WriterDom]

You're contacting male posters in order to verify the stories of female ones? How can that furnish you with accurate info?

I'm not doing anything. Read the thread title

Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I'm not doing anything. Read the thread title

Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

Ah, I get it. Sorry poppet, am not really awake yet.

 

[Etoile]

Ah, I get it. Sorry poppet, am not really awake yet.

Don't feel bad, I made the same mistake! I've been blogging for 22 hours

 

[WriterDom]

Don't feel bad, I made the same mistake! I've been blogging for 22 hours

Well bless your heart. I know you like squirrels. I visited a lady who rescued an entire litter after the mom got killed. Got to bottle feed them. Hungry little cute suckers. They were red not the gray we have here.

 

[Etoile]

Well bless your heart. I know you like squirrels. I visited a lady who rescued an entire litter after the mom got killed. Got to bottle feed them. Hungry little cute suckers. They were red not the gray we have here.

LOL @ bless your heart
I do like squirrels! And in an hour and 15 minutes, I can go to sleep!

 

[RawHumor]

Got that one too.

Well that's embarrassing. I thought that was WD talking. I thought it was oddly paranoid of him, but I didn't realize it was somebody else.

Yup - I got that one too.

 

[Homburg]

... I didn't get it.

I feel left out.

 

[jockdom]

I dont get it, is it some kind of hoax or did somebody hack into Writerdoms account and spam people with PM's? But then I'm not the sharpest tool in the box on a sunday.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I dont get it, is it some kind of hoax or did somebody hack into Writerdoms account and spam people with PM's? But then I'm not the sharpest tool in the box on a sunday.

I've never really gotten that metaphor. Some of the tools in *my* toolbox don't need to be sharp: hammers, wrenches, etc. I prefer "not the brightest bulb in the chandelier." It seems less ambiguous.

 

[ZRT]

... I didn't get it.

I feel left out.

You're obviously not frequently male enough.

I dont get it, is it some kind of hoax or did somebody hack into Writerdoms account and spam people with PM's? But then I'm not the sharpest tool in the box on a sunday.

Nah, it didn't come from WD's account.

To clarify for folks: it's a PM that various frequently male posters here received from an account (that we cannot name, per the rules and all) inquiring as to whether we wanted to compare notes on the stories of female posters.

My opinion, of course, is that all the frequently female posters here are lying, selfish bitches.

 

[Homburg]

You're obviously not frequently male enough.

Motherfucker.