ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[RawHumor]

This is one of my favorite songs by her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngf5Oo_XrjI

I'm normally a hard rock/metal fan, but Lady Gaga is cool.

I love that song and bought the CD... but every time I see an interview with her I cringe.

She's wayyyyy too full of herself for such a young age.

 

[satindesire]

Lady GaGa joins Sara Jessica Parker in the "Nice Body Weird Face" category .

 

[rosco rathbone]

Lady GaGa joins Sara Jessica Parker in the "Nice Body Weird Face" category .

Who cares about the face?

 

[ZRT]

Who cares about the face?

It's the most important part of a woman for me. I don't care about the rest of the body if I don't like the face.

 

[BiBunny]

It's the most important part of a woman for me. I don't care about the rest of the body if I don't like the face.

Ditto.

 

[ZRT]

Having GISed the topic at hand, I can say two things:

Nothing strikes me as unusual about that face.

And I like her taste in trampwear.

 

[satindesire]

Who cares about the face?

Since women don't spend 100% of their days naked, the face is important, since that's most of what we see.

She has a weird horse nose and her facial proportions are just off enough to be off putting.

However, she has a cute booty.

 

[ZRT]

Since women don't spend 100% of their days naked,

Fucking women's lib.

I mean, yeah, shoes are sometimes necessary for expeditions away from the kitchen, and a tasteful headcovering may be appropriate for some weather, but still...

 

[CutieMouse]

Who cares about the face?

It's the most important part of a woman for me. I don't care about the rest of the body if I don't like the face.

Ditto.

Since women don't spend 100% of their days naked, the face is important, since that's most of what we see.

She has a weird horse nose and her facial proportions are just off enough to be off putting.

However, she has a cute booty.

Umm, not to speak for Rosco or anything, but I've always gotten the impression he's far more concerned with a woman's mouth [and possibly ass], than her face.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Umm, not to speak for Rosco or anything, but I've always gotten the impression he's far more concerned with a woman's mouth [and possibly ass], than her face.

Heh... yeah. My reaction to his question was, "Well, that's what one face-fucks, ya know?" But then I realized, if he's ramming into her that way, he's probably not having to *look* at her face much at all... more just the top of her head.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

She has a spankable ass, too.

However, she has a cute booty.

That's sorta what I said, mommanerd... but I'll give you a pass since your hormones are all whack and stuff.

 

[rosco rathbone]

It's the most important part of a woman for me. I don't care about the rest of the body if I don't like the face.

It's the least important part to me.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

This one actually hit a nerve.

Who sends shit like this completely out of the blue?

Based on what little of your work I have read on this site, you strike me as perceptive and articulate. And yet, at 30-years-old, you allow yourself to be "owned," as it were, by a 26-year-old rageaholic metalhead. I am tempted to ask, Have you no self respect? But then, your genetic inheritance and life experience may have combined to cause you to seek out such a situation rather than critically examine whether you really have a need for it. From my experience, reality has never lived up to fantasy. However, your fantasy/reality dialectic may be in more harmonious balance.

Just a few thoughts.

So you read a few of my posts and decide not only that you know me but that you know what's best for me? I find that quite staggeringly arrogant. I find your allusion to my genetic inheritance deeply insulting. Have you ever watched a loved one succumb to dementia, knowing you could be next? You make it abundantly clear that you have no comprehension of my life or my choices. Who the hell do you think you are to criticise me or my lifestyle?

I can usually shrug off the pms I get telling me my lifestyle is ill advised. You've upset me however, congrats. The notion that I would seek out an unhealthy D/s relationship because of how my mother suffered is about the most ignorant & insulting thing anyone has said to me here. If she left any kind of legacy, it was the lesson that life should not be wasted. I lost my mother long before she actually passed, a concept I doubt you'd grasp. I spent years grieving her intellect & her dwindling quality of life. You have absolutely no idea.

I fail to understand why my Master's love of rock/metal music should offend you. Our tastes are very similar. He is younger than me but mature for his years & our relationship is a happy one. I haven't sought him out in order to punish myself for my 50% risk of HD. I cannot even think of a more insulting suggestion right now.

You blinkered, arrogant, ignorant waste of skin. I hope you get Alzheimers. I hope you lose every basic dignity & die in bewilderment & pain. I hope you end your days in diapers.

I hope at the very least you realize what a cunt you are.

 

[nh23]

Just wow. I have no words for this one.


Good morning,

My name is _______. I'm a 42 year old woman spending her summer at a nudist camp with my husband, son, and daughter.

I've taken an interest in your profile and want to know if you'd like to talk? I'm a slave to my husband and online Mother, and act in incest with my son and daughter.

I know that could be the end of our talking right there, but I have to be honest about who we are.

Would you like to know us?

 

[nh23]

Just wow. I have no words for this one.


Good morning,

My name is _______. I'm a 42 year old woman spending her summer at a nudist camp with my husband, son, and daughter.

I've taken an interest in your profile and want to know if you'd like to talk? I'm a slave to my husband and online Mother, and act in incest with my son and daughter.

I know that could be the end of our talking right there, but I have to be honest about who we are.

Would you like to know us?

Ok so I put some thought in it and tried to reply in the nicest way I could.

Dear asshat,
If you've read any of my posts you would see that I'm an owned slave in a mono relationship. You'd also see that I am a survivor of childhood sexual abuse. I'm so not a good person for you to talk to. Unless you want an honest opinion on what you're doing to your kids.
nh23

 

[00Syd]

Who sends shit like this completely out of the blue?

Just wow. I have no words for this one.

Holy crap. You guys win. Not that its a contest you really want to win.

 

[graceanne]

Who sends shit like this completely out of the blue?

troll!

Just wow. I have no words for this one.

and another troll!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/graceanne1978/Do-not-feed-the-troll-2.png

 

[nh23]

Holy crap. You guys win. Not that its a contest you really want to win.

I'm lucky like that.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/graceanne1978/Do-not-feed-the-troll-2.png

Alright already! So who do we feed them to?

 

[graceanne]

Alright already! So who do we feed them to?

I'd prefer to just let them starve!

MUHAHAHAHA!

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I'd prefer to just let them starve!

MUHAHAHAHA!

No silly! Who do we feed the trolls to in order to get rid of them?

I feel another MisterSir/WriterDom poll coming on...

 

[graceanne]

No silly! Who do we feed the trolls to in order to get rid of them?

I feel another MisterSir/WriterDom poll coming on...

I knew what you meant. But in most countries feeding trolls to . . . things is illegal. Fun, but illegal. Plus it puts them out of their misery to quickly.

It's best to just let them starve to death (and therefore go away), then to feed them to things.

On the other hand, I had a funny troll situation my mom was telling me about.

My mom works for the human society, and the guys who are in charge of live stock that got free had to chase 8 goats off a bridge. I said, "which one got to be the troll?" and mom said 'huh?' and I said "Who's that tripping over my bridge!" and mom just laughed and said she didn't even think of that.

So I sent her one of my troll pictures to print and give to the guy who had to chase those goats off the bridge.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I knew what you meant. But in most countries feeding trolls to . . . things is illegal. Fun, but illegal. Plus it puts them out of their misery to quickly.

It's best to just let them starve to death (and therefore go away), then to feed them to things.

On the other hand, I had a funny troll situation my mom was telling me about.

My mom works for the human society, and the guys who are in charge of live stock that got free had to chase 8 goats off a bridge. I said, "which one got to be the troll?" and mom said 'huh?' and I said "Who's that tripping over my bridge!" and mom just laughed and said she didn't even think of that.

So I sent her one of my troll pictures to print and give to the guy who had to chase those goats off the bridge.

<Snicker> Good one, Gracie! I now have this picture in my mind of a troll chasing goats off a bridge... and with my meanness firmly in hand, coming from behind him, a big daddy billygoat (who for some reason looks sorta like Homburg!?!?!?) coming up behind the troll and butting *him* off the bridge!

 

[graceanne]

<Snicker> Good one, Gracie! I now have this picture in my mind of a troll chasing goats off a bridge... and with my meanness firmly in hand, coming from behind him, a big daddy billygoat (who for some reason looks sorta like Homburg!?!?!?) coming up behind the troll and butting *him* off the bridge!

Yeah, that was pretty much my mental image. It sure had me giggling for awhile. I should put it in the 'what made you laugh' thread, but it's scary over there right now.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Yeah, that was pretty much my mental image. It sure had me giggling for awhile. I should put it in the 'what made you laugh' thread, but it's scary over there right now.

Agreed. I only just peeked in and read through the recent kerfuffle.