ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[satindesire]

Robin Hood, Men in Tights? I'm probably dead wrong, LOL.

Daffy Duck, actually. But you're close!

 

[graceanne]

I just envisioned a line of dildos with the following names:

""Flexible Reality" for the ones that like it their way"
""Harsh Truth" when nothing else cuts it"
""Giant Douche" for the ones that like it big and wet"
""Diet Douche" still wet, just slimmer"



For the ones that feel like throwing vegetables, please pile them in the box at your -------------------------> right

LOL That's bad. LOL

 

[Homburg]

Give him a place to meet you. Just make sure MIS or Viv is there with a videocamera so we can enjoy the fun, too. On second thought, have 'em *both* there with cameras so we can enjoy it from two angles!

That was essentially my reply.

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Daffy Duck, actually. But you're close!

Doh. I meant to say that, but forgot to reply to you between laughing and posting the internet tough guy stuff.

 

[BlitzKrieger]

I was going to say Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I would have been wrong...

BTW, any more news from the Internet Tough Guy front Homburg? or did he finally crawl back into his hole?

 

[Homburg]

Haven't heard from him this morning, but I'm sure I will later

 

[MisterSir]

Hoo! Hah! Dodge! Parry! Hah!

(Brownie Points for the quote guess)

Pah! You fight like a dairy farmer!

(ditto)

 

[HisSexyPet]

Pah! You fight like a dairy farmer!

(ditto)

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

 

[Homburg]

There is something I should tell you.

I am not left-handed either.

*switches sword to the right hand*

 

[HisSexyPet]

There is something I should tell you.

I am not left-handed either.

*switches sword to the right hand*

Ah! Princess Bride...i love that movie!!!

 

[MisterSir]

There is something I should tell you.

I am not left-handed either.

*switches sword to the right hand*

There is something I should tell you too.

I have fucked your mother.

*grabs crotch*

 

[Homburg]

There is something I should tell you too.

I have fucked your mother.

*grabs crotch*

You have excellent taste.

 

[satindesire]

You have excellent taste.

*teaspew!!*

You owe me a new keyboard, damn you. *mock crossly*

 

[Homburg]

I am not in any way joking, playing a trick, or in any way modifying the text of the PM that I've just received in this continuing chain of bizarre PM's.

i want you to dominate me. i want to feel your thick, throbbing cock probe my tight virgin ass and feel your masculine hands wrapped securely around my gasping throat. please take me, fuck me, violate me. make me yours. i beg you master

...

 

[graceanne]

I am not in any way joking, playing a trick, or in any way modifying the text of the PM that I've just received in this continuing chain of bizarre PM's.



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was that from the same asshat?

 

[Keroin]

i want you to dominate me. i want to feel your thick, throbbing cock probe my tight virgin ass and feel your masculine hands wrapped securely around my gasping throat. please take me, fuck me, violate me. make me yours. i beg you master

Geez, Mom, I told you to stop PMing Homburg!

I'm so embarassed.

 

[Homburg]

was that from the same asshat?

Why, yes, it was from the same asshat.

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Geez, Mom, I told you to stop PMing Homburg!

I'm so embarassed.

You should be. For shame.

But, really, you can't pick your parents, right?

 

[graceanne]

Why, yes, it was from the same asshat.

O.

M.

G.

 

[graceanne]

don't look now, but homburg has his own thread in talk. it's a 'how stupid is homburg' thread, and it's started by our newest troll. ROFLMAO

 

[PatchIsMe]

And after all the times I've been patched, too...

I don't remember ........


ha ha ha ha ......

 

[Homburg]

don't look now, but homburg has his own thread in talk. it's a 'how stupid is homburg' thread, and it's started by our newest troll. ROFLMAO

I'm famous!

Wait...

 

[graceanne]

I don't remember ........


ha ha ha ha ......

excuses, excuses

 

[00Syd]

O.

M.

G.

DITTO.

 

[satindesire]

I love drama and gossip.

Does that make me evil?

 

[PatchIsMe]

I love drama and gossip.

Does that make me evil?

not one bit!

 

[ZRT]

I don't remember ........


ha ha ha ha ......

General anesthesia tends to render me incapable of doing proper justice to a beautiful woman, sorry. Look me up again sometime when I'm not bleeding all over the scenery, please.