ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[Keroin]

I love drama and gossip.

Does that make me evil?

I love gum.

Does that make me chewy?

 

[PatchIsMe]

I love gum.

Does that make me chewy?

no it makes you bubblelicious ....

 

[satindesire]

I love gum.

Does that make me chewy?

What a coinkidink! I love gum as well!

If that makes you chewy, can I be princess Leia?

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I am not in any way joking, playing a trick, or in any way modifying the text of the PM that I've just received in this continuing chain of bizarre PM's.

i want you to dominate me. i want to feel your thick, throbbing cock probe my tight virgin ass and feel your masculine hands wrapped securely around my gasping throat. please take me, fuck me, violate me. make me yours. i beg you master

...

Oh go on. Assrape the little shit to death. I'll buy a ticket. Just please gag him first.

http://www.bestgayhentai.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/10.jpg

 

[Homburg]

This is wish fulfillment too, isn't it?

 

[MisterSir]

Eh. Can't we grab one of the GLBT denizens and let them do it? Hey, if we make it Samuelx we can have him convicted for murder and be rid of two irritations.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Eh. Can't we grab one of the GLBT denizens and let them do it? Hey, if we make it Samuelx we can have him convicted for murder and be rid of two irritations.

Genius.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

This is wish fulfillment too, isn't it?

Moi? *bats lashes innocently*

Just cause some people never cash their damn cheques.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Sent in by totallyrandomweirdguy:
hi, would u email me a pic of u clothed in bath? ****@fucktard.com

Fuck it. For you, I'll strip.

http://www.bbwathome.co.uk/blog/images/bbw11.jpg

 

[WriterDom]

Fuck it. For you, I'll strip.

http://www.bbwathome.co.uk/blog/images/bbw11.jpg

Oh BABY!

 

[Homburg]

Moi? *bats lashes innocently*

Just cause some people never cash their damn cheques.

There is an OCEAN in the way.

If it weren't for all that fucking water you can bet your sweet little ass that said cheque would've been cashed ere now.

 

[satindesire]

What's a cheque?

 

[Homburg]

What's a cheque?

Britspeak for check, like the sort you write to pay for the groceries.

 

[satindesire]

Britspeak for check, like the sort you write to pay for the groceries.

*giggle!* I was being snarky.

 

[Keroin]

What's a cheque?

Britspeak for check, like the sort you write to pay for the groceries.

The word "check", of which " cheque " is a variant now general, signified merely the counterfoil or indent of an exchequer bill, or any draft form of payment, on which was registered the particulars of the principal part, as a check to alteration or forgery.

 

[MisterSir]

There is an OCEAN in the way.

If it weren't for all that fucking water you can bet your sweet little ass that said cheque would've been cashed ere now.

Aw c'mon! Quit muscling in on my territory!

 

[Homburg]

*giggle!* I was being snarky.

Ahem.

--

Aw c'mon! Quit muscling in on my territory!

VelvetDarkness is your territory? Have you told MajorMalfunction this fact yet?


Christ, why do I feel like I'm writing for a comic book?

 

[MisterSir]

VelvetDarkness is your territory? Have you told MajorMalfunction this fact yet?

Christ, why do I feel like I'm writing for a comic book?

I pay no attention to such fripperies! I may not seem as threatening as other super-villains, but soon I, DOCTOR SHEEP, will have the world at my mercy! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Mine is an evil laugh!

Baaaaaaa

 

[Homburg]

Doctor SHeep? He's a baaaaa-a-a-aad man.

 

[satindesire]

Ahem.

Nya *sticks out tongue*

Doctor SHeep? He's a baaaaa-a-a-aad man.

That's true, Captain Shiny Head.



Major Milk Jugs off, off and AWAAAAAAYYY!!!!!

 

[HisSexyPet]

Nya *sticks out tongue*



That's true, Captain Shiny Head.



Major Milk Jugs off, off and AWAAAAAAYYY!!!!!

giggles

http://www.shin-otaku.com/blogimage2009/20090404-queens-blade-p6.jpg

 

[satindesire]

giggles

http://www.shin-otaku.com/blogimage2009/20090404-queens-blade-p6.jpg

Yeah, that's pretty much how it is.

I feel like a diary cow.

Not in a bad way, mind you. I love being able to feed my daughter just with what I make with my own body. It's freaking COOL. And don't tell my husband I told you this, but I squirt him with milk when I'm making fun of him. HAH! I'm a human supersoaker!

 

[Homburg]

giggles

http://www.shin-otaku.com/blogimage2009/20090404-queens-blade-p6.jpg

I'm not sure if I am more disturbed by her nipples emitting breastmilk vapour, or the fact that her hair has developed hands and is feeling up said breasts.

 

[satindesire]

I'm not sure if I am more disturbed by her nipples emitting breastmilk vapour, or the fact that her hair has developed hands and is feeling up said breasts.

I'm more disturbed by the fact that she's apparently stretch mark free after giving birth. Damn Hentai and it's unrealistic expectations for women.....

 

[HisSexyPet]

I'm not sure if I am more disturbed by her nipples emitting breastmilk vapour, or the fact that her hair has developed hands and is feeling up said breasts.

giggles...then i guess you really don't want to see the way said breasts explode when the nipples are stopped up...poor thing only made it into the first episode of Queen's Blade.