satindesire
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ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
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chy_girl
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Nah, we just like being one with out enviornmentYour Engrish is impriving dairry, Graceanne.
Seriously, how do you find crap like this.
*bows down to the king of Internet:WTF*
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Seriously, how do you find crap like this.
*bows down to the king of Internet:WTF*
Charlie rules.
I understand your bravado, webfoot.
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just keep walking Charlie.... just keep walking...
Banana King?!?!?! hehehehehehehe that would be an interesting alter to play around on
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The previously undiscovered People of the Banana King found neci, nursed her back to health and made her their High Priestess.
neci
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The previously undiscovered People of the Banana King found neci, nursed her back to health and made her their High Priestess.
and she ate the bananas with much love
Damn you! damn you to hell. I spent months last year trying to get caaaaandy mouuuuntain out of my head, and now it's BACK.
Revenge.......
http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/
chy_girl
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That's just sick and wrong.
ETA:
I'm beginning to think we need a WTF thread for some of this stuff. You know, a catch all for the
links...
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graceanne
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Your Engrish is impriving dairry, Graceanne.
*pbth*
Let's see how your English is doing two more kids later.
MUHAHAHAHA
satindesire
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*pbth*
Let's see how your English is doing two more kids later.
*pinches her tongue between two fingers* HA!
Two words for you gorgeous.
Depo.
Provera.
If I get pregnant now, it'll be a god-damn MIRACLE!
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First unicorn: But Aquiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiila...Don't you liiiiike Charlie, Aquiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiila?
Second unicorn: Yes, Aquiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiila! Come with us and watch more Charlie, Aquiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiila!
Must...not... click... on the link you posted.
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I'm beginning to think we need a WTF thread for some of this stuff. You know, a catch all for the
Don't you like having this thread completely and utterly hijacked by inane crap?
I know I do.
satindesire
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That's just sick and wrong.
ETA:
I'm beginning to think we need a WTF thread for some of this stuff. You know, a catch all for the
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=689072
So you are the one responsible for Bunny's NON-STOP singing of this. *glares at you*
ADD minds don't need that much stimulating. LOL.
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Well, I've already gone through cycles of the Candy Mountain song from Charlie 1 and the Banana King song (which is infinitely more catchy and thus more prone to getting stuck in your head than the Candy Mountain song) from Charlie 2. And the "I'm A Cow" song. And "Read A Book." And "I'm On A Boat." It was only a matter of time before I found this one, anyhow.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
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Well, yes, but when one come across totally random crap it would be nice to have a thread ready and available instead of needing to save it.
(I tend to forget things)
Oh, you suck in a good way.
*sighs*
Now I have to go through my WTF file of desktop pics. It's kind of sad that it's regulated to WTF signs though. I have some really good WTF pics.... And Oops pics... And a few Captain Obvious pics. And they're all on the big computer that I can't use right now.
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*pinches her tongue between two fingers* HA!
Two words for you gorgeous.
Depo.
Provera.
If I get pregnant now, it'll be a god-damn MIRACLE!
My best friend got preggers with my niece on depo. She, my niece, is 11 years old and my daughters best friend. My friend didn't know she was preggers until she was 4 months along, cause she hadn't had a period in forever.
It happens.
satindesire
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My best friend got preggers with my niece on depo. She, my niece, is 11 years old and my daughters best friend. My friend didn't know she was preggers until she was 4 months along, cause she hadn't had a period in forever.
It happens.
My chances of getting pregnant in the first place were about 10%, since I had only one ovary that was producing about one egg every two years.
That coupled with Depo will make my next baby the second coming of Jesus.
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My chances of getting pregnant in the first place were about 10%, since I had only one ovary that was producing about one egg every two years.
That coupled with Depo will make my next baby the second coming of Jesus.
[devils advocate]I had a friend who was a survivor of childhood leukemia. She was told she could NEVER have children because of the chemo. Ever. She's had three, one set of twins, and a little girl. The twins were because she wasn't using birth control, because she couldn't have kids.
She was 17, and gave them up for adoption. The little girl she had because she was on antibiotics, paired with the shot, and it made her birth control less effective.[/devils advocate]Hey, if I have to watch the calender, every freaken month, even though my tubes are tied, so should you. Misery loves company, and all that.
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[devils advocate]I had a friend who was a survivor of childhood leukemia. She was told she could NEVER have children because of the chemo. Ever. She's had three, one set of twins, and a little girl. The twins were because she wasn't using birth control, because she couldn't have kids.
Hey, if I have to watch the calender, every freaken month, even though my tubes are tied, so should you. Misery loves company, and all that.
Oh yeah? Well we're using condoms too.
BEAT THAT. Nya! >
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Oh yeah? Well we're using condoms too.
BEAT THAT. Nya! >
You think I can't?
Before you came to the boards, I was talking about my friend, Ella. Her husband beat her to death, but that's beside the point.
Ella got preggers through birth control, failing kidneys, and a condom. With twins.
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You think I can't?
Before you came to the boards, I was talking about my friend, Ella. Her husband beat her to death, but that's beside the point.
Ella got preggers through birth control, failing kidneys, and a condom. With twins.
Seriously, the likelihood of that happening is next to nothing. I realize that I could potentially get pregnant, but just like in her case, it'd be a miracle.
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Yeah, me too. After all, my tubes are tied. Even knowing that, every time my period is late I'm freaked out. I tell myself 'what if i'm that one in a million?' and 'what if someone decided i was in need of a 'miracle'?'
By the time my period comes I'm a nervous wreck. I wish I could talk the doctors into getting rid of my period.
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Have you thought about asking your Dom to get a vasectomy?
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