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satindesire said:
Have you thought about asking your Dom to get a vasectomy?
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No. Our insurance MIGHT cover it, but we can't afford the copay. Oregon Health Plan covered all of my tubal ligation, in part because another pregnancy might kill me.
 
graceanne said:
No. Our insurance MIGHT cover it, but we can't afford the copay. Oregon Health Plan covered all of my tubal ligation, in part because another pregnancy might kill me.
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Damn!

Hey, this is on topic for once, but...do asshat posts count on here, or is it just PMs?
 
satindesire said:
Damn!

Hey, this is on topic for once, but...do asshat posts count on here, or is it just PMs?
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Dunno. *shrugs*

I was deleting old pm's though, and found the ones that twit princessgoddess sent me. The ones titled 'eventually you'll be the one to go'. :rolleyes:
 
graceanne said:
Dunno. *shrugs*

I was deleting old pm's though, and found the ones that twit princessgoddess sent me. The ones titled 'eventually you'll be the one to go'. :rolleyes:
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I wasn't around for her. I actually had to go back and search for her posts.

She was a hot mess.






.....Minus the hot.
 
satindesire said:
I don't know if Asshat Posts count, but you guys have GOT to see this.

Second page.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=688998&page=2
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That the same tard who sent you the PM the other day about being a Christian and being on Lit cheating? Because it reads similarly, and God knows why some n00b with less than 200 posts would already have enough of a vendetta against you already to chase you around like that. Unless it's an alt. :rolleyes:
 
BiBunny said:
That the same tard who sent you the PM the other day about being a Christian and being on Lit cheating? Because it reads similarly, and God knows why some n00b with less than 200 posts would already have enough of a vendetta against you already to chase you around like that. Unless it's an alt. :rolleyes:
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No, it's not the same guy. If it was, it'd be a real laugh.

He consistently hounds me on the How To board, though, and I'm fucking DONE with ignoring it. I've held my tongue long enough. This has gone on for MONTHS, I'm not even kidding you.
 
satindesire said:
No, it's not the same guy. If it was, it'd be a real laugh.

He consistently hounds me on the How To board, though, and I'm fucking DONE with ignoring it. I've held my tongue long enough. This has gone on for MONTHS, I'm not even kidding you.
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So most of his handful of posts are targeting you? Lame. :rolleyes:

My bet is on an alt. Who'd you piss off 6 months ago, Satin? *Raises eyebrow*
 
Just thought i would drop in a nomination if not for asshat maybe weirdest compliament.

Quote: Baby, you look extremly fertile.

Fertile? who says that
 
BiBunny said:
So most of his handful of posts are targeting you? Lame. :rolleyes:

My bet is on an alt. Who'd you piss off 6 months ago, Satin? *Raises eyebrow*
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The better question would be...who DIDN'T I piss off? :D

I'm so controversial!

chy_girl said:
*does a double take between satin and asshat*

Um... Does he have you confused with someone else? Cause... Yeah.

I suppose we could just chalk him up as another victim of the stupid stick.
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Baby girl, he fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Then climbed up and did it again.

Him calling ME "Church Girl".

ME! :rolleyes:

Hence why I called him a "pompous prick" who didn't know anything about me.
 
satindesire said:
HAHAHA!

You've seen my replies. You know. :devil:
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Yeppers. And of course, they can't take responsibility for themselves for not reading your profile, so that means it's got to be your fault.

That'll teach you to not cyber with every shmoe who asks you.:rolleyes:
 
graceanne said:
Yeppers. And of course, they can't take responsibility for themselves for not reading your profile, so that means it's got to be your fault.

That'll teach you to not cyber with every shmoe who asks you.:rolleyes:
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I just thought that it's hilarious that my intentions on this board can be very clearly puzzled out by a quick glance at not only my profile, but my post history...yet some people still assume things about me that always seem to be false.

Maybe I should take down my pictures. I think my cuteness is fogging up their brains. :cool:
 
satindesire said:
Baby girl, he fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Then climbed up and did it again.

Him calling ME "Church Girl".

ME! :rolleyes:

Hence why I called him a "pompous prick" who didn't know anything about me.
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*gives asshat another funny look*

Not only is he a pompous prick who doesn't know anything about you, he's not observant. At all.

I'd make a comment about him needing a red tipped cane for forum use, but I don't want to insult the blind people.
 
chy_girl said:
*gives asshat another funny look*

Not only is he a pompous prick who doesn't know anything about you, he's not observant. At all.

I'd make a comment about him needing a red tipped cane for forum use, but I don't want to insult the blind people.
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He's got a big library of books...all read by looking at the cover. :rolleyes::D
 
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I got this one yesterday.

wild child
i have a true story about a girl going from virgin to bdsm cum bucket in one weekend. i had been away on business and staying in a beautiful hotel. one friday night i looked for a bar and wandered into a teenage rock show or emo show as they called it. a young girl saw me and asked if i would buy her a beer because she was under 21. i told her i would if she told me where to meet a single woman in this town. she said if i buy her a beer i could have her as a girlfriend. her speech told me she was prude and i asked her what her parents thought of her being out so late. she told me she lived with a grandma that was senial and wouldn't even notice if her granddaughter was gone for a week. sha;ll i continue?

I didn't even feel like answering it.
 
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