ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

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[chy_girl]

Maybe a lot of young people are too drunk when they are nineteen to remember that year.. it is the first year of college, some of the time.. hmm.

The only two times I ever smoked pot was just before my 20th birthday.

By my way of thinking, if I was going to try it to see what it was like it was better done before I hit twenty... So I could blame it on being a dumb teenager when I got older.

I'm still not sure if the logic was incredibly intuitive or incredibly stupid, but it was incredibly something.

 

[Etoile]

I couldn't think where else to put this, but...I win.

 

[unregistered]

 

[CurlyKat]

I got one the other day, pretty run of the mill rudeness. It took me forever just to get through the one line, just because the spelling was that atrocious!

"how ru fuckingcunt... kneel and start suckingt my dick thats wat ur born for"

Soooooo many smart responses to give to that, so little time!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I've been wondering where this thread had gone. Now I don't know why I was even *thinking* about it.

 

[CurlyKat]

I've been wondering where this thread had gone. Now I don't know why I was even *thinking* about it.

Don't lie, you know deep down you really, really, REALLY want to send out a bunch of retarded and/or snarky PMs.

 

[neci]

ASSHAT: something needy.

me: i need a picture as proof before i make any decisions.

ASSHAT: something vile.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Don't lie, you know deep down you really, really, REALLY want to send out a bunch of retarded and/or snarky PMs.

Nope, I only send out PMs that make the recipients place a thick fluffy towel on their chair before they open them because they know they'll need it.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

ASSHAT: you need to dump that mambypamby dom and come with me. I will make you cum on my big cockbaby you will love it

me: i need a picture as proof before i make any decisions.

ASSHAT: Forget it. you don't deserve to slurp out my delicious blueberry filling.

Blueberry filling? That boy needs to see a doctor, QUICK!


Or is he just telling you he's got a really bad case of blueballs since he sprained his wanking wrist?

 

[neci]

Blueberry filling? That boy needs to see a doctor, QUICK!


Or is he just telling you he's got a really bad case of blueballs since he sprained his wanking wrist?

i think i need to stop posting Lady Chiquita pictures.

 

[CurlyKat]

Nope, I only send out PMs that make the recipients place a thick fluffy towel on their chair before they open them because they know they'll need it.

Uh huh. I'm pretty sure spelling boy above thought he was doing that to me, too. I'll let you in on a secret..... it did nothing for me other than make me laugh.

 

[graceanne]

ASSHAT: you need to dump that mambypamby dom and come with me. I will make you cum on my big cockbaby you will love it

me: i need a picture as proof before i make any decisions.

ASSHAT: Forget it. you don't deserve to slurp out my delicious blueberry filling.

Blueberry?

Nope, I only send out PMs that make the recipients place a thick fluffy towel on their chair before they open them because they know they'll need it.

 

[chy_girl]

ASSHAT: you need to dump that mambypamby dom and come with me. I will make you cum on my big cockbaby you will love it

me: i need a picture as proof before i make any decisions.

ASSHAT: Forget it. you don't deserve to slurp out my delicious blueberry filling.

Forget the blueberry filling thing (though that is a WTF), I still can't get past 'cockbaby'. All I can see is a giant fuzzy yellow chick that vibrates and bounces... a little like an electric bull only without the danger of whiplash.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

ROFLMAO....cockbaby!!!!!! OMG is it that small!
And as for the blueberry, u think he may be experimenting with uretheral dilation and insertion of blueberry sauce?

Oh my I needed a laugh today!

 

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[Tawny_Temptress]

Forget the blueberry filling thing (though that is a WTF), I still can't get past 'cockbaby'. All I can see is a giant fuzzy yellow chick that vibrates and bounces... a little like an electric bull only without the danger of whiplash.

http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15130.gif

 

[satindesire]

ASSHAT: you need to dump that mambypamby dom and come with me. I will make you cum on my big cockbaby you will love it

me: i need a picture as proof before i make any decisions.

ASSHAT: Forget it. you don't deserve to slurp out my delicious blueberry filling.

I always wanted a Dom made out of poptarts.

 

[graceanne]

I always wanted a Dom made out of poptarts.

Would that be a domtart?

 

[satindesire]

Would that be a domtart?

Hahaha!!

Yes!

My Mister would be the Brown Sugar Cinnamon. PrRRroLll!

 

[unregistered]

 

[graceanne]

That's right, who needs blueberry filling!? If only he'd tempted her with this variety!

I want a s'more domtart.

 

[satindesire]

Great, now I'm hungry.

 

[chy_girl]

I want a s'more domtart.

I've very glad that to not be the only one who thought "Oh! s'more flavored!"

Partly because I like the s'more ones, partly because it would work really well to be able to tell a s'more flavored Dom "Please Sir, can I have some s'more?"

 

[graceanne]

"Please Sir, can I have some s'more?"

OMG That's exactly what I was thinking! LOL