FloggingMolly
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ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
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neci
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DeepGreenEyes
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Now I know my problem. I've been going for Indie Polka style.
Dammit.
Dammit.
FloggingMolly
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midwestyankee
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Now I know my problem. I've been going for Indie Polka style.
Dammit.
Imagine how far out of the loop I am: my style is late Beethoven.
DeepGreenEyes
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Yeah, powdered wigs are so 2007.
midwestyankee
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No shit. You should see how hard I have to work to get women to come up to my apartment to hear my new harpsichord.
satindesire
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I love the harpsichord. It has my top pick for the world's creepist-sounding instrument.
The thin high notes remind me of vampires and ghosts and spooky things! It gives me shivers!
FloggingMolly
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Followed by a huge story, which I won't post here and be someone else's publisher.
satindesire
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Because rubbing some stranger's greasy cock all over MY mouth is what turns ME on.
Oh baby. I am so hot.
FloggingMolly
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Because rubbing some stranger's greasy cock all over MY mouth is what turns ME on.
Oh baby. I am so hot.
LMAO! Yeah, I just love unidentified random cock that I don't know where its been/what sort of owner it has. That risk of STIs/rapist owner just makes it taste soooo good.
FloggingMolly
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Is that a loss? Would you like us to concoct so lame PMs for you?
Kikori
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I work with the public, so a lot of my laughs in the day come from peoples' ignorance, stupidity, behavior, and personalities. It's just funny to me that I get to see the dumbest end of some people while working, but I can't get material to laugh at the fools here. XD
Lizzie_Borden
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seela
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satindesire
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satindesire said:asshat82 said:satindesire said:asshat82 said:x0x0
whats up
Just got finished putting my daughter down for a nap. Yourself?
sitting here reading lit being bored n lonely
Well, I can't help you with that, son. You've got the entire internet out there set to entertain you, I'm sure you can find something to do that's interesting.
The conversation ended right there. It's nice not having to say "I won't cyber with you." so directly. Some asshats DO get "the hint"!
satindesire
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Wow! I had one get the hint the other day, too. Well, it wasn't exactly a hint.
Asshat: <something about how incest is hot, don't I agree?>
Me: <you're sick and twisted and don't ever contact me again>
He didn't.
Hi5!
And because I got the "this message is too short" error box, I'm adding this. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
satindesire
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I'm on another board where the minimum is 10 characters. WTF?! How can I extend a simple "LOL" to 10 characters? I usually end up adding periods in white.
*pouts* But saying "blah blah blah" in all caps is funny.
satindesire
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*dying laughing!* XDXDXD;!!!1!
rosco rathbone
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I'm on another board where the minimum is 10 characters. WTF?! How can I extend a simple "LOL" to 10 characters? I usually end up adding periods in white.
"hahahaha, or, in the common parlance, 'lol' "
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