satindesire
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ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
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redslady
Really Really Experienced
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QUOTE=satindesire;38914300]Aw, keep your stinky old donuts, then, greedy!
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Nah, I'll share
. Been on a "heart healthy" diet for about three weeks now. Really miss sugary foods and fattening food and any food with taste in it, lol.
[/QUOTE]Nah, I'll share
. Been on a "heart healthy" diet for about three weeks now. Really miss sugary foods and fattening food and any food with taste in it, lol. 
gypsy*seer
Barefoot sage
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"hi sexy gypsy
I would love to know what panties you are wearing or do gypsies wear panties?"
Seriously?
I would love to know what panties you are wearing or do gypsies wear panties?"
Seriously?
Sir_Winston54
Assume the position!
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My first thought (as a potential reply) was, "The kind that put an impotence curse on men who ask impertinent questions about them without even knowing me."
gypsy*seer
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My first thought (as a potential reply) was, "The kind that put an impotence curse on men who ask impertinent questions about them without even knowing me."
Love it!
Thanks, SW....you're the bestest!
the captians wench
sewing wench
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I got one the other day that was:
Hey baby I think you're cute. I would love to get under one of your costumes. Or have you ride me while you're wearing one of your costumes. I know it sounds weird. I'm not a freak, lol. I just think it's hot.
There was another one along the lines of "you're hot, I want to be your king"
Hey baby I think you're cute. I would love to get under one of your costumes. Or have you ride me while you're wearing one of your costumes. I know it sounds weird. I'm not a freak, lol. I just think it's hot.
There was another one along the lines of "you're hot, I want to be your king"
satindesire
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IM Oct 24 3:03 PM
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:03 PM): hey
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:03 PM): how are you?
hima_sohony appears to be offline.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:05 PM): Hello. I don't recognize your screenname, do I know you from somewhere?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:04 PM): yea you do
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:04 PM): asl?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:05 PM): If you know me, shouldn't you already know my asl?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:04 PM): we haven't talked before thats for sure
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:05 PM): Okay, where do you know me from, then?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): from Yahoo Answers
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): your name's Megan right?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:06 PM): I see.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:06 PM): Yes, it is.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): so how old are you?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:06 PM): I'm twenty seven.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): oh ok cool
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): you look very beautiful and sexy if I may say
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:07 PM): Thank you. I'm also quite happily monogamous to my extremely wonderful husband.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:06 PM): ohh ok sorry haha
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:07 PM): smiles
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:06 PM): I didn't know you were married
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:07 PM): That's quite all right.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:06 PM): but I'm sure you're a naughty wife
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:07 PM): Of course. I'm a good wife, after all.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:07 PM): you sure about that
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:07 PM): you don't like to play around
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:07 PM): at all?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:08 PM): Only with women, extremely occasionally.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:09 PM): I understand that you find me attractive, but this line of questioning is making me a little uncomfortable. We are strangers, so you should try and be a little more polite than this.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:07 PM): oh so you're bi/
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:09 PM): No, I'm pansexual.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:08 PM): of course I understand
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:08 PM): what's pansexual
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:09 PM): Pansexual means that I am equally attracted to all
permutations of gender, including transsexuals, genderqueer people, androgynous people, men,
women, etc.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:08 PM): but I was just expressing my inclination towards yourindistinguishable beauty and attractiveness that is causing me to crave and yearn for you
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:10 PM): I'm flattered that you think I'm beautiful, Sir, but I don't even know your name, let alone know you well enough for you to express your sexual "yearning" for me in a mannerly fashion.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:10 PM): I assume you're an adult, yes?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:11 PM): I see you're either afk or I've caught you busy.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): that depends on your definition of adult
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): does this matter
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:12 PM): Are you legal age to drink in the US?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:12 PM): At least?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): yes i am
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:12 PM): Yes, it matters.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:12 PM): It matters because you are not a child any longer, and are capable of making your own choices.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): we all are
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): even children
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:12 PM): but my choice was to express my attraction and yearning towards you
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:13 PM): But children aren't always held solely responsible for their own choices.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:13 PM): Yes, that's what I'm having an issue with. Please read what I say with care, because these next sentences could really help you.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:12 PM): how long have you been married?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:14 PM): Upon first meeting, it is not a polite, mature choice to openly choose to speak to me in a sexual fashion that you should NEVER do when meeting a stranger.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:13 PM): keep your thoughts to yourself
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:13 PM): and tell me you simly don't like it
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:14 PM): I tried to do that while at the same time teaching you why you shouldn't do it.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:14 PM): Because maybe the next woman you find so attractive...
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:13 PM): how long have you been married?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:15 PM): Won't be completely disgusted by the way you speak to her on FIRST meeting.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:15 PM): And maybe you could actually get somewhere with her.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:14 PM): the last woman i spoke to in that same sense and tone
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:14 PM): fucked me hard sucked my cock and let me fuck her anal
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:15 PM): Her anus, you mean?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:14 PM): fuck her anal
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:14 PM): anus
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): If you're going to try and shock me with obscenity, at least do it in proper English.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:15 PM): it is proper english you grammatically fucked up whore
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:15 PM): fuck her anal means the act of anal
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): Really, that's vanilla compared to what I'm used to.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:15 PM): I didn't say in her anal
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): So you did anal with her then?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): Because fucked her anal isn't proper grammar.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): "You grammatically fucked up whore."
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): Ahahaha!
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): i did do anal with her then
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): listen
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): how long have you been married
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:17 PM): I'm really going to enjoy sharing this conversation with the other people over at fetlife. They are really going to get a kick out of your butthurtedness.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): do you want a slave?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): No.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): why?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): I'm submissive.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:17 PM): i'll be your master then
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): No, I'm not a slave.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): I'm submissive.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:17 PM): wtf is the difference
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:17 PM): you slutty whore
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): The fact that you don't know the difference means you could never be a capable Top, let alone a Master.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:19 PM): And the fact that you call me names because you're pissed off that I'm outwitting you means you could never master yourself to be a master to someone else.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:18 PM): I'm calling you names to show credibility you useless piece ofs hit
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:20 PM): Really? Because pretty much everyone in the real world think that losing your temper instead of apologizing because I called you out on a glaring social faux pas would say that your cursing and swearing lessens your "credibility'.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:20 PM): Credibility, I do not think that word means what you think it means.-Inigo Montoya.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:19 PM): did you just fucking creat that name
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:20 PM): No, now please go download and watch The Princess Bride like all the rest of the cool kids.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): hahahha
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:21 PM): It's a wonderful cult classic movie that will make you laugh so hard!
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): you want me to watch a stupid movie called the princess bride
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): i laugh at real stuff like american pie
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): you idiotic whore
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:21 PM): In all seriousness, I'm not trying to be snarky. It's a wonderful movie. It's not a chick flick.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): you like cock
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:21 PM): Just go watch it and put on your big boy panties, God!
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:22 PM): I already told you I'm pansexual. Do you have the memory of a goldfish or are you just slow?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:21 PM): i'm slow
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:21 PM): i'm hard
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:21 PM): want to fuck me
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:22 PM): Yawn.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:22 PM): No, unless you can tie a complete shibari corset in under two hours.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): But then again, you don't know what shibari is, so you're too boring for me.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): Sorry.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:22 PM): i can do that
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): I can hear you googling fiercly in the background.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:22 PM): if you tell me what a shibari is
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): No, you can't do it if I tell you. You want to know why?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:22 PM): i can do it you idiot
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:22 PM): of course I've done shibari before
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): Because you will never get close enough to my body to even smell my perfume, let alone do shibari.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:23 PM): i've done shibari more thatn you've put perfume on you nincumpoop
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:24 PM): So, you can "do it" on someone else, because you lack the very simple social mores that the adults that I date and sleep with have.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:24 PM): Like politeness.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:24 PM): And self-control.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:24 PM): And a decent vocabulary.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:23 PM): you want to fuck me
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:25 PM): Sure. As long as I can nail your dick to a 2'4 and shove a metal rod up your urethra.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:24 PM): ok
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:25 PM): Then you'll let me give you six lashes with a rattan cane for every curse you said to me.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:24 PM): do you want to see that o cam
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:25 PM): I obviously can't do all those things over cam, but I'm suspecting you don't know that because you're slow.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:26 PM): I understand you have a disability, but I can't give you the pleasure of me kicking you in the balls with my six inch heels over and over again unless I'm in person.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): well
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): try to improvise
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): I thought you were all smart and all knowing
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:26 PM): With what?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): improvise things on cam
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:26 PM): I never claimed to be smart and all knowing.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): So this is a moot point.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): and tell me what to do for you
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): You're a very sad person, you know that?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:26 PM): no haha
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:26 PM): please reiterate
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): There are real people that if you're less of a jerk to them, they might let you actually sleep with them.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): You need to put your penis away and talk to women like they're people.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): I'm not a walking receptacle for your weenkie.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): I'm a person.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): I never meant to disrespect you
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): but you lied to me
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:28 PM): No, I didn't.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): you told me you wrere marreid
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): apparently you're not
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): if you're submiissive and used to have a master
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): maybe even one know
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): or mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): or whatever
hima_ouf55 (Oct 24 3:27 PM): then I only meant to do this
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:28 PM): I'm submissive, so I have a Dominant, who happens to be my husband.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): because I really want to serve you
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): No you don't. If you wanted to serve me, you would be worth my time.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): Instead, you acted obnoxiously because the way I look makes you horny.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): give me another chance my mistres
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): s
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): please
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): i apologize
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): Good.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): Don't do it again.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): To anyone.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): yes my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): i apologize
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): over and over again
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): Women are human beings. You need to respect them like you would other men.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): of course my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): that's why I like to serve them
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:30 PM): Now, I'm going to go take this conversation over to fetlife so they can enjoy it.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:30 PM): Goodbye.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): yes my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): wait
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): may I serve you my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): please
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): and punish me my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): however you may want
A few minutes later:
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:31 PM): may I serve you my mistress?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:32 PM): may I serve you my mistress?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:33 PM): may I serve you my mistress?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:03 PM): hey
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:03 PM): how are you?
hima_sohony appears to be offline.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:05 PM): Hello. I don't recognize your screenname, do I know you from somewhere?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:04 PM): yea you do
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:04 PM): asl?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:05 PM): If you know me, shouldn't you already know my asl?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:04 PM): we haven't talked before thats for sure
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:05 PM): Okay, where do you know me from, then?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): from Yahoo Answers
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): your name's Megan right?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:06 PM): I see.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:06 PM): Yes, it is.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): so how old are you?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:06 PM): I'm twenty seven.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): oh ok cool
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:05 PM): you look very beautiful and sexy if I may say
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:07 PM): Thank you. I'm also quite happily monogamous to my extremely wonderful husband.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:06 PM): ohh ok sorry haha
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:07 PM): smiles
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:06 PM): I didn't know you were married
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:07 PM): That's quite all right.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:06 PM): but I'm sure you're a naughty wife
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:07 PM): Of course. I'm a good wife, after all.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:07 PM): you sure about that
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:07 PM): you don't like to play around
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:07 PM): at all?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:08 PM): Only with women, extremely occasionally.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:09 PM): I understand that you find me attractive, but this line of questioning is making me a little uncomfortable. We are strangers, so you should try and be a little more polite than this.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:07 PM): oh so you're bi/
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:09 PM): No, I'm pansexual.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:08 PM): of course I understand
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:08 PM): what's pansexual
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:09 PM): Pansexual means that I am equally attracted to all
permutations of gender, including transsexuals, genderqueer people, androgynous people, men,
women, etc.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:08 PM): but I was just expressing my inclination towards yourindistinguishable beauty and attractiveness that is causing me to crave and yearn for you
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:10 PM): I'm flattered that you think I'm beautiful, Sir, but I don't even know your name, let alone know you well enough for you to express your sexual "yearning" for me in a mannerly fashion.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:10 PM): I assume you're an adult, yes?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:11 PM): I see you're either afk or I've caught you busy.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): that depends on your definition of adult
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): does this matter
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:12 PM): Are you legal age to drink in the US?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:12 PM): At least?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): yes i am
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:12 PM): Yes, it matters.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:12 PM): It matters because you are not a child any longer, and are capable of making your own choices.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): we all are
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:11 PM): even children
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:12 PM): but my choice was to express my attraction and yearning towards you
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:13 PM): But children aren't always held solely responsible for their own choices.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:13 PM): Yes, that's what I'm having an issue with. Please read what I say with care, because these next sentences could really help you.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:12 PM): how long have you been married?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:14 PM): Upon first meeting, it is not a polite, mature choice to openly choose to speak to me in a sexual fashion that you should NEVER do when meeting a stranger.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:13 PM): keep your thoughts to yourself
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:13 PM): and tell me you simly don't like it
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:14 PM): I tried to do that while at the same time teaching you why you shouldn't do it.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:14 PM): Because maybe the next woman you find so attractive...
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:13 PM): how long have you been married?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:15 PM): Won't be completely disgusted by the way you speak to her on FIRST meeting.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:15 PM): And maybe you could actually get somewhere with her.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:14 PM): the last woman i spoke to in that same sense and tone
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:14 PM): fucked me hard sucked my cock and let me fuck her anal
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:15 PM): Her anus, you mean?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:14 PM): fuck her anal
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:14 PM): anus
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): If you're going to try and shock me with obscenity, at least do it in proper English.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:15 PM): it is proper english you grammatically fucked up whore
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:15 PM): fuck her anal means the act of anal
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): Really, that's vanilla compared to what I'm used to.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:15 PM): I didn't say in her anal
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): So you did anal with her then?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): Because fucked her anal isn't proper grammar.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): "You grammatically fucked up whore."
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): Ahahaha!
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): i did do anal with her then
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): listen
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): how long have you been married
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:17 PM): I'm really going to enjoy sharing this conversation with the other people over at fetlife. They are really going to get a kick out of your butthurtedness.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): do you want a slave?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): No.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:16 PM): why?
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): I'm submissive.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:17 PM): i'll be your master then
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): No, I'm not a slave.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): I'm submissive.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:17 PM): wtf is the difference
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:17 PM): you slutty whore
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:18 PM): The fact that you don't know the difference means you could never be a capable Top, let alone a Master.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:19 PM): And the fact that you call me names because you're pissed off that I'm outwitting you means you could never master yourself to be a master to someone else.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:18 PM): I'm calling you names to show credibility you useless piece ofs hit
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:20 PM): Really? Because pretty much everyone in the real world think that losing your temper instead of apologizing because I called you out on a glaring social faux pas would say that your cursing and swearing lessens your "credibility'.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:20 PM): Credibility, I do not think that word means what you think it means.-Inigo Montoya.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:19 PM): did you just fucking creat that name
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:20 PM): No, now please go download and watch The Princess Bride like all the rest of the cool kids.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): hahahha
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:21 PM): It's a wonderful cult classic movie that will make you laugh so hard!
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): you want me to watch a stupid movie called the princess bride
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): i laugh at real stuff like american pie
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): you idiotic whore
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:21 PM): In all seriousness, I'm not trying to be snarky. It's a wonderful movie. It's not a chick flick.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:20 PM): you like cock
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:21 PM): Just go watch it and put on your big boy panties, God!
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:22 PM): I already told you I'm pansexual. Do you have the memory of a goldfish or are you just slow?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:21 PM): i'm slow
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:21 PM): i'm hard
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:21 PM): want to fuck me
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:22 PM): Yawn.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:22 PM): No, unless you can tie a complete shibari corset in under two hours.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): But then again, you don't know what shibari is, so you're too boring for me.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): Sorry.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:22 PM): i can do that
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): I can hear you googling fiercly in the background.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:22 PM): if you tell me what a shibari is
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): No, you can't do it if I tell you. You want to know why?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:22 PM): i can do it you idiot
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:22 PM): of course I've done shibari before
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:23 PM): Because you will never get close enough to my body to even smell my perfume, let alone do shibari.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:23 PM): i've done shibari more thatn you've put perfume on you nincumpoop
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:24 PM): So, you can "do it" on someone else, because you lack the very simple social mores that the adults that I date and sleep with have.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:24 PM): Like politeness.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:24 PM): And self-control.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:24 PM): And a decent vocabulary.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:23 PM): you want to fuck me
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:25 PM): Sure. As long as I can nail your dick to a 2'4 and shove a metal rod up your urethra.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:24 PM): ok
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:25 PM): Then you'll let me give you six lashes with a rattan cane for every curse you said to me.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:24 PM): do you want to see that o cam
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:25 PM): I obviously can't do all those things over cam, but I'm suspecting you don't know that because you're slow.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:26 PM): I understand you have a disability, but I can't give you the pleasure of me kicking you in the balls with my six inch heels over and over again unless I'm in person.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): well
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): try to improvise
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): I thought you were all smart and all knowing
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:26 PM): With what?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): improvise things on cam
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:26 PM): I never claimed to be smart and all knowing.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): So this is a moot point.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:25 PM): and tell me what to do for you
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): You're a very sad person, you know that?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:26 PM): no haha
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:26 PM): please reiterate
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): There are real people that if you're less of a jerk to them, they might let you actually sleep with them.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): You need to put your penis away and talk to women like they're people.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): I'm not a walking receptacle for your weenkie.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): I'm a person.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): I never meant to disrespect you
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): but you lied to me
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:28 PM): No, I didn't.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): you told me you wrere marreid
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): apparently you're not
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): if you're submiissive and used to have a master
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): maybe even one know
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): or mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): or whatever
hima_ouf55 (Oct 24 3:27 PM): then I only meant to do this
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:28 PM): I'm submissive, so I have a Dominant, who happens to be my husband.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:27 PM): because I really want to serve you
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): No you don't. If you wanted to serve me, you would be worth my time.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): Instead, you acted obnoxiously because the way I look makes you horny.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): give me another chance my mistres
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): s
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): please
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): i apologize
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): Good.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): Don't do it again.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): To anyone.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): yes my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): i apologize
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): over and over again
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:29 PM): Women are human beings. You need to respect them like you would other men.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): of course my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:28 PM): that's why I like to serve them
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:30 PM): Now, I'm going to go take this conversation over to fetlife so they can enjoy it.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:30 PM): Goodbye.
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): yes my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): wait
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): may I serve you my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): please
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): and punish me my mistress
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:29 PM): however you may want
A few minutes later:
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:31 PM): may I serve you my mistress?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:32 PM): may I serve you my mistress?
hima_sohony (Oct 24 3:33 PM): may I serve you my mistress?
bhndblueyes88
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satindesire you are a lovely human being and I love you just a little for sharing that. bahahaha, idiot.
Lizzie_Borden
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Line of the day. Golden.
satindesire
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*curtsy* I live to serve, milady.
These are the ones that made my husband laugh out loud.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:16 PM): If you're going to try and shock me with obscenity, at least do it in proper English.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:20 PM): Credibility, I do not think that word means what you think it means.-Inigo Montoya.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:20 PM): No, now please go download and watch The Princess Bride like all the rest of the cool kids.
justlikeabillyjoelsong (Oct 24 3:27 PM): I'm not a walking receptacle for your weenkie.
I had to get a tissue at that point because I was literally laughing so hard I was crying! xD
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Since the invention of the IM, there have been five IMs that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.
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Sir_Winston54
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Sometimes I am amazed by your patience, sd.
Other times, I wonder if you're just sadistically topping your maso-self.
Other times, I wonder if you're just sadistically topping your maso-self.
satindesire
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nickbradshaw
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Thanks for giving me a laugh satindesire.I can be amazingly patient.
At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
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I'm certainly glad you didn't. It's the best thing I've read in a long time!I just can't keep gems like these all to myself!
bhndblueyes88
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I just can't keep gems like these all to myself!
Please don't! Although for the love of god please don't curtsy to me again. It makes me feel awkward.
Kurokami
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What I love about that whole exchange was the completely earnest bravado of the fool in question. This bit:
Made me laugh, because it put me in mind of a seven year old trying to cover up a gap in his knowledge with sheer bluff. Just... really inexpertly. Great stuff
Made me laugh, because it put me in mind of a seven year old trying to cover up a gap in his knowledge with sheer bluff. Just... really inexpertly. Great stuff
satindesire
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Please don't! Although for the love of god please don't curtsy to me again. It makes me feel awkward.
Okay, but only if you let me lust after you silently from far away.
What I love about that whole exchange was the completely earnest bravado of the fool in question. This bit:
Made me laugh, because it put me in mind of a seven year old trying to cover up a gap in his knowledge with sheer bluff. Just... really inexpertly. Great stuff
Right!
bhndblueyes88
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Okay, but only if you let me lust after you silently from far away.
...Oh fine, but keep it DOWN why don't you. Some of us have work to do!
satindesire
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...Oh fine, but keep it DOWN why don't you. Some of us have work to do!
*Big dramatic sigh*
FIIIIiiiiine.
Geeze. Can't even stalk people anymore without anyone getting grumpy about it mumblegrumblegrouch...
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There. Fixed that for you....Oh fine, but GO DOWN on me first, why don't you? Some of us need a bit of warming up!
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