graceanne
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ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
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RawHumor
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graceanne
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That's right. Be sure to throws us all in that same bucket, baby!
I did. See ^^^?
And it's not like I'm gonna say that about women. Cause, being one, I think we're the better of two.
myinnerslut
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possible replies that ran through my head:
uhhhh... no
your not into foreplay, are you?
do i know you?
not well
i ended up politly explianing i was happily taken
FungiUg
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Men are so dense.
So are you telling me I'm not an air-head?
BiaTcHiNFiRe
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I get this today *chuckles*
BiaTch- How about I climb between your hot legs and suck on your tasty pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?
Or aren't you that kind of girl?
Well I told him "No, I am not that kind of girl. I am a good girl!! Owned and not allowed to have anything like you between my legs."
*men LOL*
BiaTch- How about I climb between your hot legs and suck on your tasty pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?
Or aren't you that kind of girl?
Well I told him "No, I am not that kind of girl. I am a good girl!! Owned and not allowed to have anything like you between my legs."
*men LOL
*Wolmaiden123
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Wow...I guess he really does think that he's God's gift women. The man needs to take some english courses and retype that....Sheesh did that hurt!
Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know which one to lick first!
Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know which one to lick first!
Bandit58
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I had a similar message from someone at collarme a few months ago. Why would I want two Masters??
It's hard enough serving one!
FungiUg
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*men LOL
Heeeeeyyyyy... I think this thread has amply demonstrated that drongoes are not limited to just men.
FungiUg
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Why would I want two Masters??
Well, how else are they going to play subbie tennis?
This asshat comes from CollarMe, once again.
ASSHAT: Hello little one---beware of the a--holes, players and weirdos who will soon fill your mailbox with crap---and then remember the nice guy that warned you it was coming. They mess things up for the rest of us. I have a couple of female friends here who were duped and taken advantage of early on, so I have made it my mission to attempt to warn the new members regardless of there age or level of experience, because one of my friends was a kid and the other was a mature lady---so it can happen to anyone. Please be careful. I guess the protective is the Daddy side of me coming out. Have a great day. I would luv to learn more about you... Please read my profile little one...
ME: Thanks for the nice message. And yes, you are right about "fill your mailbox with crap."
ASSHAT: You are very welcome little one... if you would like to continue and begin a conversation... I would be pleased... friends are where you find them and I am a seeker of friends... but I don't push so it is up to you... awaiting your reply...
****waits 3 days*****
ASSHAT: I thought we were going to continue and begin a conversation...
ME: ...and that's what you get for thinking then...
ASSHAT: have it your way... a brat with a sharp tongue... that should serve you well in this lifestyle...
ME: And you just became one of the assholes that you so-called warned me about in your original message--in a couple of messages, might I add--: "beware of the a--holes, players and weirdos who will soon fill your mailbox with crap---and then remember the nice guy that warned you it was coming. They mess things up for the rest of us." And if I'm not misstating you also said, if you would like to continue and begin a conversation... I would be pleased... friends are where you find them and I am a seeker of friends... but I don't push so it is up to you... awaiting your reply;" which in my books means I can either choose to talk to you or not. Obviously, I chose against it since I didn't send you another message, so fuck off!
-the BRAT with the sharp tongue
*rolls eyes*
ASSHAT: Hello little one---beware of the a--holes, players and weirdos who will soon fill your mailbox with crap---and then remember the nice guy that warned you it was coming. They mess things up for the rest of us. I have a couple of female friends here who were duped and taken advantage of early on, so I have made it my mission to attempt to warn the new members regardless of there age or level of experience, because one of my friends was a kid and the other was a mature lady---so it can happen to anyone. Please be careful. I guess the protective is the Daddy side of me coming out. Have a great day. I would luv to learn more about you... Please read my profile little one...
ME: Thanks for the nice message. And yes, you are right about "fill your mailbox with crap."
ASSHAT: You are very welcome little one... if you would like to continue and begin a conversation... I would be pleased... friends are where you find them and I am a seeker of friends... but I don't push so it is up to you... awaiting your reply...
****waits 3 days*****
ASSHAT: I thought we were going to continue and begin a conversation...
ME: ...and that's what you get for thinking then...
ASSHAT: have it your way... a brat with a sharp tongue... that should serve you well in this lifestyle...
ME: And you just became one of the assholes that you so-called warned me about in your original message--in a couple of messages, might I add--: "beware of the a--holes, players and weirdos who will soon fill your mailbox with crap---and then remember the nice guy that warned you it was coming. They mess things up for the rest of us." And if I'm not misstating you also said, if you would like to continue and begin a conversation... I would be pleased... friends are where you find them and I am a seeker of friends... but I don't push so it is up to you... awaiting your reply;" which in my books means I can either choose to talk to you or not. Obviously, I chose against it since I didn't send you another message, so fuck off!
-the BRAT with the sharp tongue
*rolls eyes*
graceanne
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LOL..
BiBunny
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She gets all the good ones, doesn't she? LOL.
graceanne
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Yeah! I only get 'on your knees bitch' and stuff like that. Oh and the occasional sweet subby who's hoping I'm really a domme cause of my alt av. (It's a t-shirt that says 'g_ f_ck y_ _rs_lf - wanna buy a vowel?') But they're normally very polite and when I explain that I'm not apologize for bugging me and fade back into the background. But not anything as funny as what kitty gets. *pouts*
I don't know how in the world I get all of the good ones. And this morning when I got online ASSHAT had replied: "correction the full fledged BITCH with the potty mouth... I worry about ones like you that know it all... or think you do.... you have a long ruff road ahead of you... hope you remember I told you when it comes true.... go fuck yourself bitch."
How in the hell do I get off the ASSHAT mailing list? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
How in the hell do I get off the ASSHAT mailing list? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rosie_Riveter
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Wow, it's a good thing he's not one of those a-holes, players, or weirdos!
ETA: love the ruff road, though.
SubKekiLee
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a Pm from random person telling me not to tell my dom...... how he could be a better master.... duh!!!!! clearly states im owned and not interested
DeservingBitch
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This PM from a fellow lister made me laugh. Maybe I should refer him to Shank?
Jezebel77
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Yeah, I just got that one too. I've gotten a few from that guy, but this was the first of that type....
DeservingBitch
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Go ahead and bust my bubble. So I'm not a special snowflake uh? Whatever.
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DeservingBitch
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Didn't answer. I refuse to be manipulated into an undesired conversation. Especially when it's to help some dude to jerk off.So . . . what'd you do?
graceanne
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Yeah, I never answer those either. I was just curious.
Etoile
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Got one! This is off BodyMod.org of all places. My profile is here.
I kind of wonder how his wife feels about this. Sure, he tattooed her name on his wrist, but he's telling other girls they complete him!
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hi mer,u ok?i no u like sign,can u teach me ,u complet me?????
I kind of wonder how his wife feels about this. Sure, he tattooed her name on his wrist, but he's telling other girls they complete him!
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