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ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

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Wow -- kind of surprised it took this long to receive an asshat PM:

im annoyed because i've spent my whole day here and now im so hard...lol
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I posted in the 'annoyed' thread, and then got this PM.....I read it and was like WTF??????
 
Getting PMs from asshats is bad enough. It's even worse when you get repeats.

*sigh*
 
"wow i can't stop thinking about those ass tattoos"

1. this man has never seen my ass
2. I do not have a single tattoo
3. there was no prior discussion of tattoos
 
I just got "mmmmm you're a hottie, i'd love it if you would suck my hard cock".
he doesn't have even one post. whatever happened to courting?:rolleyes:
 
Etoile said:
He and I have had run-ins before...somebody PM'd me a long while back warning me that he was unstable. Mostly he just makes me giggle.
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Yeah unstable is right. I missed something...Where did you insult someone?
 
HornyBabe1965 said:
If it's you saying he was still an ass, I don't call that an insult I call that stating the obvious
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Ha! Yeah, I do think that's what he's referring to. I've just pointed out that he started it with his "led by some moderators" comment.
 
this Asshat seriously wants to debate this with me!!! WTF???? Grrrrrrrr!!!! :mad:

Him: first game

Me: First game, what?

Him: www.clubfemdom.com/sample2.jpg

Me: Sorry, I'm pure sub. No switch in my blood.

Him: its not switch if i ask you to do it its "topping" a pure sub would do it when asked

Ok ... so he might be right .... a pure sub would do it when asked, but as for this subbie, he'd never be my Dom if switching was his thing .... so therefore, my answer is still NO!!!
 
Sprinkles22 said:
this Asshat seriously wants to debate this with me!!! WTF???? Grrrrrrrr!!!! :mad:

Him: first game

Me: First game, what?

Him: www.clubfemdom.com/sample2.jpg

Me: Sorry, I'm pure sub. No switch in my blood.

Him: its not switch if i ask you to do it its "topping" a pure sub would do it when asked

Ok ... so he might be right .... a pure sub would do it when asked, but as for this subbie, he'd never be my Dom if switching was his thing .... so therefore, my answer is still NO!!!
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Normally I am in the camp of "when a sub does the topping, it's part of their service to the dom" but that requires a long-established prior relationship. Not some random asshat off the internet. Although I certainly realize that there are those like you who don't want to be with someone who would ask to be topped, I also know that there are dominants who occasionally need to release a little steam and be bossed around for a few minutes. It's people who say "I could never do it because I'm too submissive" that I disagree with. People like you who say "I could never do it because I wouldn't put myself in that situation" are different. That part makes sense.
 
Etoile said:
Normally I am in the camp of "when a sub does the topping, it's part of their service to the dom" but that requires a long-established prior relationship. Not some random asshat off the internet. Although I certainly realize that there are those like you who don't want to be with someone who would ask to be topped, I also know that there are dominants who occasionally need to release a little steam and be bossed around for a few minutes. It's people who say "I could never do it because I'm too submissive" that I disagree with. People like you who say "I could never do it because I wouldn't put myself in that situation" are different. That part makes sense.
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Yay! I had hoped I wasn't going to insult anyone when I wrote that because I know that EVERY person is different and has different needs. That's what makes us all so unique, and that is what makes every couple special because those two people (or three or four, etc.) are meeting the exact needs for the other. I am a sub who needs a sexually dominant Master, and I know this, so therefore I chose wisely. I CAN be the aggressor; I CAN be extremely domme, but it's not what I seek.
 
Finally!!!!!!!!

Yay! i finally got an asshat PM! i've been here for 8 months and i just got my first one....

Here it goes:

Hi :eek:)

I was really curious to ask you a question. I really hope its ok to ask. I just wanted to worship you with the words and I hope you feel that. I would be very happy to know of your lovely thoughts too. The honour would be mine completely.

Would you enjoy it if my tongue gently tingled your beautiful mound all over, as waves of pleasure wash through your body, as you delight in my softest kisses up and down the line of you sweet mound? my hands sensually massaging your breasts making you feel desired and special as you writhe beautifully in rhythm to my hungry licking, fulfilling you in the deepest of ways.

Can you imagine me rubbing the full length of my sweet cock softly up and down the line of your pussy whilst i look you deep in your eyes? rubbing your clit sweetly against my hot organ, until you are ready to cum, and i slip it deep inside your pussy to finish you off?

i want to reply back: No.
 
subkitty72 said:
Yay! i finally got an asshat PM! i've been here for 8 months and i just got my first one....

Here it goes:

Hi :eek:)

I was really curious to ask you a question. I really hope its ok to ask. I just wanted to worship you with the words and I hope you feel that. I would be very happy to know of your lovely thoughts too. The honour would be mine completely.

Would you enjoy it if my tongue gently tingled your beautiful mound all over, as waves of pleasure wash through your body, as you delight in my softest kisses up and down the line of you sweet mound? my hands sensually massaging your breasts making you feel desired and special as you writhe beautifully in rhythm to my hungry licking, fulfilling you in the deepest of ways.

Can you imagine me rubbing the full length of my sweet cock softly up and down the line of your pussy whilst i look you deep in your eyes? rubbing your clit sweetly against my hot organ, until you are ready to cum, and i slip it deep inside your pussy to finish you off?

i want to reply back: No.
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LOL too bizarre.
 
Sweet cock? Sweet? Since when are cocks sweet? That just sounds like a really unfortunate choice of words to me for some reason, LOL.
 
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