ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

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I've gotten it as well! Wtf does this guy think he's accomplishing?! Honest to God?!

He must be getting some kind of response, or else he wouldn't keep doing it. Surely. Unless he's a *real* humiliation slut. ;)
 
He must be getting some kind of response, or else he wouldn't keep doing it. Surely. Unless he's a *real* humiliation slut. ;)

I'm asking this out of curiosity, not as a rhetorical question. What kinds of positive reinforcement do you think he might be getting?
 
I'm asking this out of curiosity, not as a rhetorical question. What kinds of positive reinforcement do you think he might be getting?

I have no earthly idea. Maybe some poor girl thinks he's really curious and not just looking for masturbation fodder, and she actually sends him back thoughtful answers. Or maybe he likes the "You're an idiot" responses that he probably gets occasionally. Some people get off on that. I really don't know. Maybe he reads this thread and gets off on seeing his message posted, LOL. No clue.
 
asshat: hi
ChickletYIM: hi
asshat: how r u doing?
ChickletYIM: who is this?
asshat: brian...u dont know me...im just bored and wonderind what its like to be castrated over the interner
asshat: wondering*
ChickletYIM: and you chose me to talk to because...?
asshat: thats what it says in ur profile if someone contacts u that you dont know
ChickletYIM: which profile?
asshat: ChickletYIM
ChickletYIM: and seriously, you're contacting me why?
asshat: cause im bored...nevermind have a good day

i was on the phone when he said "im just bored and wonderind what its like to be castrated over the interner" and had to hang up on my friend I was so intrigued to see where the conversation would go. unfortunately, not far.
 
I think I'm in love. :rolleyes: I just received this.

baby girl, after reading your posts i feel the need to chat with you. you sound very nasty, are you?? i think married females are the hottest in the world!! i thinjk we could have some of the nastiest, kinky and even possabily taboo chats you have ever had. i am watching a fuck vid right now and pretending you are the female in it. you are my married neighbor and you know my wife is out of town and call me and ask me to come over. when i walk in you smile at me and ask me if i would like to be fuck buddys from now on. and now we are on your bed, you on hands and knee holding the headboard and i am fucking you deep and hard. now you are on your back with my hard cock in you.
if you want to have the most intence chats u ever may have had cum play with me baby girl. in the vid right now i am ur drriver and i am fucking you on the hood of the limo. so fucking hot. i am not into b/d, s/m, real pain or force, nor water sports or gay men.. but every thing else, including the tabbo sex qcts make my cock rock hard. hopefully i have ur attention please IM me here i' when i am onling or at miketheasshat@asshat.com asn i wait for your response i am going to jack off pretending you are the female in my fuck vids. right now you are my bosses hot wife and we are by ur pool. i am on my back and baby girl you are sucking and jacking me off. hope to hear from you
 
Haha, great idea for a thread.

Ok, I came back to Lit after being gone for, like 4 years. So this knucklefucker has been waiting for an answer from me since 2005.

I wondered if you would send me an abusive message as I am a dirty little sissy maid who craves verbal abuse from my superiors. All Im looking for is to be degraded by a female over an email and have her call me names such as slut, faggot, bitch, whore and sissy. Please tell me how pathetic I am and how you would treat a slut like me. It would further feminize me to know that a dominant female such as yourself saw me as nothing but a piece of shit to be abused and humiliated. If this is not for you then please send me a degrading message telling me to fuck off and become a cocksucking whore or something....just anything degrading really. I hope you are laughing at me now and I hope you degrade me like the bitch that I am.


So, Im thinking, couldnt you just quote his post back to him and say here ya go?
 
Haha, great idea for a thread.

Ok, I came back to Lit after being gone for, like 4 years. So this knucklefucker has been waiting for an answer from me since 2005.




So, Im thinking, couldnt you just quote his post back to him and say here ya go?

Just wow.

Talk about topping from the bottom.


"Do this to me, bitch... uh... but... uh... call me a slut while you do it!"
 
I think I'm in love. :rolleyes: I just received this.

Asshat said:
baby girl, after reading your posts i feel the need to chat with you. you sound very nasty, are you?? i think married females are the hottest in the world!! i thinjk we could have some of the nastiest, kinky and even possabily taboo chats you have ever had. i am watching a fuck vid right now and pretending you are the female in it. you are my married neighbor and you know my wife is out of town and call me and ask me to come over. when i walk in you smile at me and ask me if i would like to be fuck buddys from now on. and now we are on your bed, you on hands and knee holding the headboard and i am fucking you deep and hard. now you are on your back with my hard cock in you.
if you want to have the most intence chats u ever may have had cum play with me baby girl. in the vid right now i am ur drriver and i am fucking you on the hood of the limo. so fucking hot. i am not into b/d, s/m, real pain or force, nor water sports or gay men.. but every thing else, including the tabbo sex qcts make my cock rock hard. hopefully i have ur attention please IM me here i' when i am onling or at miketheasshat@asshat.com asn i wait for your response i am going to jack off pretending you are the female in my fuck vids. right now you are my bosses hot wife and we are by ur pool. i am on my back and baby girl you are sucking and jacking me off. hope to hear from you

I need to learn how to write like that. It's fucking hilarious.
 
No fuckin idea what this guys talking about.

y do u say taht?


That's the whole fucking message. I ought to search for him and see if I can figure out what I said. hahaha.
 
No fuckin idea what this guys talking about.




That's the whole fucking message. I ought to search for him and see if I can figure out what I said. hahaha.

Ok, he posted this on GB

hey. i'm a 21 year old white guy in central virginia lookin for a discreet encounter with another lady. i wanna have a little fun. if you are interested drop me an e-mail at

i'll be in touch.
hope to hear from you soon.

( I took out his email, the dumb fuck.)

So I said this back to him

Dont hold off dinner while you wait dude
 
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