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ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

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Him: Woah, easy. i didnt mean it like that. i meant i love your personality.

Me: I know.
But seriously. Are you a masochist?

Him: ???? what is that?


I should really stop responding to my PMs. :rolleyes:

(I was teasing him about loving my personality, so I called him a masochist.)
 
Hi

Here first is a bit about me. Write in detail about you?

In addition to giving pleasure, and enjoying a woman who enjoys her mind and body, I love to travel, dance, swim, hang out with friends, enjoy the ocean and more.

AND I love to kiss and to tease, love watching a woman show off for me, and love giving oral sex. The sweet trembling of a woman on the edge of orgasm turns me on tremendously. And I love how wet and excited a lover can get as she anticipates being told what to do, spanked, shown off, or more.

Tell me about you. And what images/ideas most tease and excite you.

Talk by yahoo/camera or PM here or email or whatever. yahoo sn = _____

_.
email PM me for email address
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Like that's happening. Whadda ya think? Approximately 1/16 part interest in the ocean (or perhaps the scenery on the beach) and 15/16 predator looking for camera prey. Ah, well. At least he writes a grammatically correct sentence ;) but the punctuation needs work.
 
faeriefire said:
Like that's happening. Whadda ya think? Approximately 1/16 part interest in the ocean (or perhaps the scenery on the beach) and 15/16 predator looking for camera prey. Ah, well. At least he writes a grammatically correct sentence ;) but the punctuation needs work.
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I've gotten that one before. Same thing to the letter. The first started with "taken? are you sure?" and then he sent me the exact same thing after I had put up a personals ad....and didn' respond when I called him on it. :rolleyes:
 
In response to an ad for SRP partners:

Hiy there.

I want rite and make somthing speshel with you. Very good rite of love, sex and to bad and evil things.

You ar very pretty, sent pic for me?
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Think somebody's trying to run before they can stand up straight. Hate pic chasers who think women are stupid.
 
ASSHAT said:
Now I would pay you to humiliate me and mock me if you have a webcam on yahoo or msn messenger but preferably yahoo.

This consists of you mainly smiling an dlaughing at me on your webcam as I am on mine watching you mock me and order me around. My yahoo is ********* and the method of payment is paypal. Add me if you are feeling curious or are into this.
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OK....:rolleyes: is this too good to be true???????
 
00Syd said:
Anything like that MUST be too good to be true. Holy cow.
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Yep I know........:rollseyes:

I rather to have the sub on his knees in front of me, than being on the webcam! (as much as I need the extra money, I am certainly NOT going to risk it!!!!)
 
I am 100% serious when I say: pass me his name and yahoo info.

okay, 99.9% serious
 
I would like to know more I have MSN Yahoo but would like to what you think to be an inner fabntasy,
Do I know you from here....SIR
 
WriterDom said:
I would like to know more I have MSN Yahoo but would like to what you think to be an inner fabntasy,
Do I know you from here....SIR
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Dammit, no one ever wants to tell me their inner fabntasies. You're so special!
 
I think he asked more than one question *cocks head*...but his sentence structure and content need work...tsktsk.

Is it just me, or do other women feel icky after seeing something like that from a complete stranger? To me it seems like a complete violation and totally unappealing...

...do guys actually get responses from a message like this? Curious again...
 
That same message has been sent to numerous people. Just look back a few pages on this thread.
 
damn lol must look at which page i have opened before hitting the reply button :rolleyes:

Other window damn it!
 
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