BiBunny
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ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received
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her_soffie
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BiBunny
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her_soffie
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Thank you!
Wow ! You're fast ! and you're welcome !
00Syd
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Great post ! I guess it should be expected from someone with the MC5 and Big Liebowski in their sig line ! " I wanna be your dog" .
Lets be friendsher_soffie
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Sounds like a great idea ! You a Michigander ? Just wondering. Do you remember when they changed the line on the album to "Lick out the jams, brothers and sisters !" ? (Yes I know I put an L instead of a K, but I like it better that way...heh heh). How times have changed !
00Syd
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No, I live in NYC. And I can't say I remember it, but I certainty know about it!
DUDE:
Hello babygirl,
Aww wouldnt it be nice to be taken and have your panties pulled down and then spanked yes even at your age then to be taken by the arm and led to your bedroom only to find its been changed into a nursery for you , then you would probally struggle and say IM NOT A BABY and you would have no choice cause we would take you and stap you down to the changing table , Then Daddy would grab a nice disposable diaper for you as your eyes widen and begin to cry begging not to be put in diapers again , as you cry Im not a baby Im not a baby , Daddy would spread your legs and lift then up and slide the nice disposable diaper under you and then grab the baby powder and powder the now big babygirl , then you would feel the diaper come up betwen your legs and be taped into place , you would have a pacifier gag placed into your mouth and cute pink ruffled plastic pants put on you also , you would be released and you would have your picture taken and then you would be put into a cute little dress , when we go out to the kitchen you would see Daddy has set up a highchair for you , yes all made in YOUR BABY size , awww arent you cute as you struggle to get away , but since we put mittens on your hands and locked them on your not going anywhere soon , you would be strapped into your haighchair and you will be fed like a good girl should , we take more pics of you in the highchair also ,like what you see so far babygirl ? Message me back , would very much like to get to know you ....
Master D
ME:
Does that approach usually work? Do you walk up to strangers and say that shit? Then why did you say that to me, dipshit!
Holy SHIT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Hello babygirl,
Aww wouldnt it be nice to be taken and have your panties pulled down and then spanked yes even at your age then to be taken by the arm and led to your bedroom only to find its been changed into a nursery for you , then you would probally struggle and say IM NOT A BABY and you would have no choice cause we would take you and stap you down to the changing table , Then Daddy would grab a nice disposable diaper for you as your eyes widen and begin to cry begging not to be put in diapers again , as you cry Im not a baby Im not a baby , Daddy would spread your legs and lift then up and slide the nice disposable diaper under you and then grab the baby powder and powder the now big babygirl , then you would feel the diaper come up betwen your legs and be taped into place , you would have a pacifier gag placed into your mouth and cute pink ruffled plastic pants put on you also , you would be released and you would have your picture taken and then you would be put into a cute little dress , when we go out to the kitchen you would see Daddy has set up a highchair for you , yes all made in YOUR BABY size , awww arent you cute as you struggle to get away , but since we put mittens on your hands and locked them on your not going anywhere soon , you would be strapped into your haighchair and you will be fed like a good girl should , we take more pics of you in the highchair also ,like what you see so far babygirl ? Message me back , would very much like to get to know you ....
Master D
ME:
Does that approach usually work? Do you walk up to strangers and say that shit? Then why did you say that to me, dipshit!
Holy SHIT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
RUbensBeautY
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Makes me wonder what the D stands for ... dumb, desperate, dickheaded perhaps a little of all those? Ah but you decoded it already: dipshit!
I like that.Some of the PM's on here could even count for dangerous but I try not to take them too seriously anyway. Humor and a healthy attitude help.
VelvetDarkness
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Asshat said:
VelvetDarkness said:
Oh and just for shits and giggles, here is the sum total of this lurker's profile:
Can't imagine why he hasn't been inundated, that's quite good spelling for a horny 13 year old.
What is with lurkers this week? Is it a full moon or something? I seem to be having a run of pointless or offensive messages from little fucktards so spineless that they have yet to make a single post. I'll filter out a few more cyberturds for the delectation of the masses while emptying my inbox today.
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VelvetDarkness
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Another... erm... 'gem.'
How could I have failed to post this one earlier? I received it a while ago now.
Is this spelling for real? Is it some kind of bastardised text message speak or has this guy just decided to drop some acid and reinvent the English language? Somehow it seems a little too poorly spelled. Guess I'll never know.
Sadly, I demurred. If anyone else would like to take advantage of this 'for real' offer, please don't hesitate to get in touch.
How could I have failed to post this one earlier? I received it a while ago now.
Asshat said:
Is this spelling for real? Is it some kind of bastardised text message speak or has this guy just decided to drop some acid and reinvent the English language? Somehow it seems a little too poorly spelled. Guess I'll never know.
Sadly, I demurred. If anyone else would like to take advantage of this 'for real' offer, please don't hesitate to get in touch.
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Jezebel77
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I got one from the same guy (readily identified by the profile you provided).
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VelvetDarkness
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Ah well, didn't like to name names. I know the profile was a giveaway but only if he's sent you a PM and you've bothered to check it out. You never know, this kind of Lit publicity here might get him some offers. He's quite a catch for an insecure teenager who wants to be rid of her cherry.
jockdom
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How could you resist such a alluring offer? There's some real headcases out there!
leatherpussycat
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What in the hell? Is he 12? Dumb son of a bitch......I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
celticsunspiral
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Ok, so I got one to include here:
hello
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does your brother know how much you like to finger your pussy?
My thoughts on this were
1) Who is this person? - 11 posts / I have no clue!
2) I don't even have abrother!!
hello
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does your brother know how much you like to finger your pussy?
My thoughts on this were
1) Who is this person? - 11 posts / I have no clue!
2) I don't even have abrother!!
Tawny_Temptress
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some of this shit is just creepy!
madetotakeit
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It's on a roll tonight. I just received the same one. Does he think there's a chance anyone would ever responded to this?
Tawny_Temptress
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It's on a roll tonight. I just received the same one. Does he think there a chance anyone would ever responded to this?
respond with "No, does your know how much you finger yours?"
madetotakeit
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It would only encourage a conversation I really don't want to have. I just added him to the iggy list. That solves the issue.
humbledoll
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I just received the same message. I wonder how many friends he/she makes with that gem.
celticsunspiral
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I just received the same message. I wonder how many friends he/she makes with that gem.
Hopefully none. Thanks I just rofl realizing that he sent that message to a bunch of people. What was he thinking? Of course that was it, He was not thinking.
roarlittlekitty
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OMG!!! What a weird little bit of coincedence.
So I stumbled on this thread because I saw someone's name that reminded me of a blog I love. She frequents this thread and LO AND BEHOLD.... I was about to post THAT very PM.
Cuz sure enough... it showed up 20 minutes ago in my darling inbox.
Him: does your brother know how much you like to finger your pussy?
Although, it's sort of an interesting question. Does my brother assume that because I sent him an email lecturing him about condom use when I found out he had a gf (he just moved away for university), that maybe he assumes that I'm not actually a virgin hermit?
And then I remembered it was some dipshit PM from a married twat with no capitalization skills. I wish I still felt special for being the recipient of the douche-baggery content.
humbledoll
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Perhaps that's why he couldn't even change the message a little for each person to make them feel "special". He probably only has one brain cell to work with.
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