ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[minx1]

OMG. Its been ages....but I am getting them again '

They are so wasting their time

 

[satindesire]

*Whiiiiiiine* WHY can't we post their Lit Names?!

It would be so funny to see all these asshats get angry PMs flooding their inbox from other Litsters.

Maybe it would get them to stop?!

I wish insulting PMs like this could be dealt with by the moderators. -_-

 

[ShyGuy68]

Do you use the ignore function when they send you insulting PM's? If you do, their PM's won't show up in your inbox either

 

[satindesire]

Do you use the ignore function when they send you insulting PM's? If you do, their PM's won't show up in your inbox either

No shit sherlock.

 

[KayKat]

One I just recieved...




Hi baby,

how r u today? what is going on? do u have any plans for the weekend? do u chat on here?

A bit about me - 31 y/o, 7 (real) inch dick, blue eyes, wears a cock ring, luv to kiss, very oral, big tit fetish, loves to kiss, heavy cummer, not married

I’ll wait to hear from u

 

[WriterDom]

One I just recieved...




Hi baby,

how r u today? what is going on? do u have any plans for the weekend? do u chat on here?

A bit about me - 31 y/o, 7 (real) inch dick, blue eyes, wears a cock ring, luv to kiss, very oral, big tit fetish, loves to kiss, heavy cummer, not married

I’ll wait to hear from u

How could you turn down such a smooth talker with a (real) dick?

 

[VelvetDarkness]

does your brother know how much you like to finger your pussy?

yeah, I got this one. I actually got it twice because I ignored it the first time. My response was something like: -

I have had this unsolicited BS from you before. Fuck off.

What planet do these sad little tossers inhabit exactly and why won't they stay there?

 

[KayKat]

How could you turn down such a smooth talker with a (real) dick?

Very easily..LOL...I hate when people send pm's like that thinking that their dick size is supposed to impress me..

 

[graceanne]

One I just recieved...




Hi baby,

how r u today? what is going on? do u have any plans for the weekend? do u chat on here?

A bit about me - 31 y/o, 7 (real) inch dick, blue eyes, wears a cock ring, luv to kiss, very oral, big tit fetish, loves to kiss, heavy cummer, not married

I’ll wait to hear from u

Gosh does he like to kiss?

 

[Etoile]

Very easily..LOL...I hate when people send pm's like that thinking that their dick size is supposed to impress me..

"Sorry, I don't fuck guys under 13 inches."

 

[Evil_Geoff]

"Sorry, I don't fuck guys under 13 inches."

I'm in luck! I'm 73 inches! WOOT!

 

[ShyVixen]

One I just recieved...




Hi baby,

how r u today? what is going on? do u have any plans for the weekend? do u chat on here?

A bit about me - 31 y/o, 7 (real) inch dick, blue eyes, wears a cock ring, luv to kiss, very oral, big tit fetish, loves to kiss, heavy cummer, not married

I’ll wait to hear from u

As oppose to plastic or a cast dick...wow, he sounds like a (real) catch

 

[Betticus]

I gotta get on the ball and send out some pervy messages... Knowing me though, I'd probably just post them in the chat forum. That would keep me from having to send the same message over and over to different people.

 

[graceanne]

As oppose to plastic or a cast dick...wow, he sounds like a (real) catch

Or, even worse, those imaginary, invisible dicks.

Hey, if it's imaginary would that make it his imaginary friend? hehe

 

[KayKat]

Gosh does he like to kiss?

Oh yes apparently so!

 

[KayKat]

"Sorry, I don't fuck guys under 13 inches."

That is a very good comeback..I just put him on ignore...What is so stupid this person does not have one post on Lit...

 

[KayKat]

As oppose to plastic or a cast dick...wow, he sounds like a (real) catch

I just am so amazed at some of the crap that guys think will impress you..LOL...

He probably doesn't have anything and doesn't know how to do the rest...

 

[Desdemona]

be still my beating heart

"Are you serious or into just playing. If you playing then enjoy yourself. If you serious and want to explore how you can reach the heights and depths of you inner most self and explore you deepest darkest thoughts and fantasies then contact me, I will take you to places you never dreamed possible.
If you need to find your boundries and or expand these past anyplace you thought you could reach than contact me.
If you want to be free of any restaints you thought you had and want to let go absolutely contact me.
If you just want to dick tease and get over on these silly boys who respond to your text then dont waste my time."

What a dipshit.

 

[Chicklet]

wow

that's pretty fantastic

i'm glad he's serious and not just into playing

 

[satindesire]

//Hijack warning!//

How could you turn down such a smooth talker with a (real) dick?

*points to his av and squeals*

KITTYYYYY!!!!!!!

 

[EmpressFi]

I gotta get on the ball and send out some pervy messages... Knowing me though, I'd probably just post them in the chat forum. That would keep me from having to send the same message over and over to different people.

hey.. as long as I'm included in the list of names they go to.. go for it

 

[SubKekiLee]

One I just recieved...




Hi baby,

how r u today? what is going on? do u have any plans for the weekend? do u chat on here?

A bit about me - 31 y/o, 7 (real) inch dick, blue eyes, wears a cock ring, luv to kiss, very oral, big tit fetish, loves to kiss, heavy cummer, not married

I’ll wait to hear from u

Oh PULLEASE.. Go figure... He isnt man enough to give it to you KK

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Hey baby

I have been reading your stories and wondered if your Master ever sends you out for training. I live in London and am sure we could arrange something. If you want to learn how to serve a real dom, check me out at www.random_cock_pic_link.com. I am older, 65M but would love to use you hard like the filthy whore I know you are. I am married but my wife and I do not have sex. She doesn't understand this side of me.

Yours

Asshat

Hey sweetcheeks

1) I am owned and treasured, by a real dom. Master does not share me with random horny strangers.
2) Why would he want me to be trained to serve the whim of a random horny stranger?
3) He uses me like a whore all the time, any further activity would probably harm me.
4) Your rather small cock pic looks suspiciously to me like it's attached to a hairy, obese man.
5) I am not a gerontophile
6) Linked here: www.random_literotica_link.com are posts where you have boasted about your exploits with your kinky, but obese 'pigfuckwhore' wife. How charming. I am not stupid and a cursory post search is not beyond me.
7) Fuck off.

WTF is up with these people?

 

[KayKat]

Oh PULLEASE.. Go figure... He isnt man enough to give it to you KK

LOL..yes that is what I say too

 

[satindesire]

Hey sweetcheeks

1) I am owned and treasured, by a real dom. Master does not share me with random horny strangers.
2) Why would he want me to be trained to serve the whim of a random horny stranger?
3) He uses me like a whore all the time, any further activity would probably harm me.
4) Your rather small cock pic looks suspiciously to me like it's attached to a hairy, obese man.
5) I am not a gerontophile
6) Linked here: www.random_literotica_link.com are posts where you have boasted about your exploits with your kinky, but obese 'pigfuckwhore' wife. How charming. I am not stupid and a cursory post search is not beyond me.
7) Fuck off.

WTF is up with these people?

Snarf! xD