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Someone has a difficult time with rejection...

the original message:

rok hi I am swm tall thin, So where in boston are you, I'm in Newton, ever goto harvard sq, well I like comedy I wrote a site with animtions INSERT URL HERE so you have small feet, you know in china wayy back, small feet so sexy, that they would bound feet of women to keep them small, so small feet , that could barely walk, except so shake there butt, china bit kinky, send email, and info, so on, tel # to chat

My response:
I think I'll pass

And him again:
whys that chubby




Looks like I missed my chance :rolleyes:
 
be_ignited said:
the original message:

rok hi I am swm tall thin, So where in boston are you, I'm in Newton, ever goto harvard sq, well I like comedy I wrote a site with animtions INSERT URL HERE so you have small feet, you know in china wayy back, small feet so sexy, that they would bound feet of women to keep them small, so small feet , that could barely walk, except so shake there butt, china bit kinky, send email, and info, so on, tel # to chat

My response:
I think I'll pass

And him again:
whys that chubby




Looks like I missed my chance :rolleyes:
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You missed a chance with a klassy bastard right there, let me tell you. :rolleyes:
 
It's at times like these (well, and once a month or so) that I'm glad I'm male.

Seriously.
 
Yay!

I got one on my CM profile:


Your fiance sounds like a lucky guy, I hope you find this enjoyable and not rude, If yuo are offended I am sorry

So I am sure you are here to have some fun and would rather hear what I am thinking about how I want to just have you on a bed with your hands above your head so that I have hold them down at your wrists with just one hand allowing my other hand to run down the neck of your shirt. then to move my hand down to your stomach to lift off your shirt so that i am closer to exposing your tits and while I do htis you can feel my heavy breathing against your neck, a foreshadowing to my tongue and lips that soon are making contact with your soft neck. but it is not long before my teeth start to bite against your skin.
By this point your shirt is around your neck and i am well on my way to having your bra off and as I struggle against your bra you can feel the chilly air against your nipple as it goes hard and my hand moves under your bra as i side it above your breasts i start to pinch your nipple and now with more room i start twisting and tugging to see you squirm and overtime you wince i just get more horny and my now my cock is hard and throbbing for some meat but it is going to have to wait.

I move my legs between yours to spread yours and this leads to your skirt to hike up, the jeans on my thighs rub against your inner tight. An area that you never normally get touched so as i force my legs there I know you are feeling violated.

I am please that I have a chance to twist your nipple and see them respond to my abuse and I slapping your tits once more and watching them jiggle is like a reward for my self for getting your shirt and bra off your your tits with only one hand

After your breasts stop bouncing i move my hand up to your hands and while you cant see what I am doing you can hear me unrolling some duct tape and then you can feel the sticky tape start to wrap around your wrists, and as each of the hairs on your arm get taped down you just know that this will be a painful experience to take off but that is not a major concern now as your attention goes with my hands down to your waist as to start clawing your inner thigh. you know I have somthing planned as my lips start tracing their way down aswell, going over a white mound that you normally would tease the guys with but now does not even distract me as my lips move down to your skirt and i bite your underwear so that i can take it off using just my teeth so now you are just in your skirt

now that your pussy is exposed i smile up at you, and while this is not the first time someone has smiled up at you as they seem to be about you eat you out, all the others had a sily grin but mine is not like that. As you look down into my eyes you can see that I will be using a little more than my tongue

as my tounge traces its way up your thigh your body you squirm in anticipation. my tongue slips between your pussy and the tip on my tongue traces the arch of your clit hood and i pull out my tongue as i kiss your pussy lips and slip a finger of my right hand in your wet pussy but I am going deep with my fingers and I know your clit needs more attention so i slip my tongue once again in to your moist hole. the smell of your cunt seeps into my nose which makes my tongue to go even crazier and my mouth is full of your juices and i cant help but taste your sex on my lips and I continue to flick my tongue against your clit. and i am burring my face into the folds of your crotch and you can feel my feeth going deeper and till you feel them brush agianst your clit

i nibble and bite your clit and keep plaing with your clit with my tongue and teeth untill I know you are getting close and i stop licking your clit and my mouth moves it's way back to your breasts and I start to bite your nipples and breasts and one of my hands slaps your white breast making it go a shafe of red and shaking
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I am thinking a fun way to tie you up would be to a bench, like some wooden thing about a foot or just under wide and body hieght long and tie your legs under it and tie your hands behind your head under it so your pussy and tits are easy to get at and it is partially uncomfortable aswell but you can still stay there for long periods of time when i use your body

cause of the bench kinda being wide your legs would least be patially spread so i have access to your pussy, being able to slap it till it is nice and red and kiss and lick your clit will you beg me to let you realease

but I wouldnot let you have it that easy and would require you to prove you really want it and i would move my attention to your tits till you can convince me you deserve to be pleased

Moving my teeth over your nipples, first sucking on hte left one as i flick and tug the other one, getting it good and hard to be sucked on next as you lay there helpess

If she has not convinsed my by the time i am tired of sucking her nipples till they are red and enlarged, then I would flick them both and wipe them off with a course rag (like a washcloth with a weave so that it feels like a thick carpet is clawing at her nipples) once I feel her nipples are ready then i would attach clothes pegs to each one and then use an elastic to attach the two clamps so that her nipples are being tugged together

Then i would take a heavy chain and chain her neck down to the bench, so even when it lays there with a little slack she can feel the wieght of it there and knows she cant get up and at that point i would untie her hands offering her a chance to get off, only if she uses a special dildo i will give to her

I have a ice dildo for her but i smile at her there is a suprise and i order her to gett off only using the dildo as she is tied to the bench still (the suprise is that it is covered in toothpaste, if she can take it some mouth wash instead for more a burn or a light hot sauce) so that as she starts to fuck her self with it her pussy is cold but starts to burn as she keeps going and now the faster she goes the more releaf she gets from the ice dildo rubbing aginst her now hot pussy walls but she knows this is only short lived as it also will make it burn more in a min but i just smile as I see her going faster hoping to aleaviate some of the burning but as it keeps getting worse i can see her blindfolded face getting red and worried
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It is a long weekend coming up and I promisied you a gift, I told you I would bring it home with me after work and I am walking in the door expecting you to great me as always. when i walk in you are there in the living room kneeling with your shirt down. And like always after work i come in and wait for yuoto take off my pants and start sucking, and your learned after the first time that you have to make your breasts come out of your shirt for this so i can cum over your tits cause I wont let you eat supper unless you ahve cum on oyur tits and i can see your nipples.I moan as you suck on my cock and like always I dont tell you when I am going to cum and I cna hear you gaging on it before i empty the rest of the load on your tits and order you to get my finner ready

While you are normally pretty nice to me I cantell when your excited for a new pressent cause you just set the table for me and you sit on my lap kissing my chest as i eat and only once I am done do you start eating. However today i make you get yourself some food but unlike normal meals I make you eat of the floor with just a spoon

I like to see you licking the floor and bending over, how it makes you stick your ass in the air

Once I am done eating i leave the room to get your gift as you finish eating the food

I come back 5 in later tossing you a small package like always and order you to come back ready for inspection in 10 min and I watch you scurry off. When you come back you are wearing a black leather corset that barly contains your breasts and the only modest thing about it is that it covers your nipples which is rare for a gift from me. to go with it there is a black thong and black kickers with straps to attach to a bright pink leather belt pulling your socks up making it even more kinky and I smile and wink when i see you found the collar. I quite liked it, black leather with pink studs to match your lipgloss and I attach a short leash to it and walk around you inspecting your outfit and i order you to do your hair in pigtails before you get your desert

When you come back with your hair down how I asked for it I smile and hand you a bowl of icecream with no spoon and wink before i just go get some other things ready for the weekend

Shortly after you are done with your dessert the door bell rings and while you are undersreassed and messy witht he ice cream i make you answer it and you recognice my friend as he walks in and smiles at yuo and you cactch him looking at you in your simpy outfit and it feels like being naked woutl be less awkward.

I have not yet told you that I am hosting poker tonight but as people keep showing up I am gessing you are figuring it out and that was why i dressed you up and not cause i wanted to get you a present.

I make sure you understand you are to keep all of the guest as happy as posssible. While I am talking about drinks and snacks you would not be suprised if it goes further and i end up playing on the side of the table and then as the night goes on you have to do more and more, at one point I order you to give a lapdance for everyone as we play our game and some of the guys end up pawing you but know hat is fine aswell as i just a wink so that you know I am aware of what is going on

While making you give them lap dances would be humiliating and as you where grinding against their bodies you where able to feel the ragging hard cocks they had in their pants just wanting a shot at your holes, probably not caring which one they are so consumed by lust and every move and thrust against their bodies resulted in more glaces away from the cards to your kinky outfit.

After a while you get aroiund the table till it is my turn and as you look into my eyes and see my grin you know that I am wanting to impress the guys. I spread my legs and guide your ass to rub against my lap,and since your black thong is now running up your ass there is just my pants between my hard tool and your smooth skin as i make you rub against my body and once i have you where i want you my hands move up your sides, tracing your curves as i start to undo your corset. as i slowly untie the back so that i can remove your top you can figure our what I am doing, and as i make your grind against me i know that your mind is just thinking of being expossed to all the pearing eyes, how your want to freeze up and stop moving. But you know if that happens then I will just tie yuor hands and spank you 20 times infront of all them since that has always been the punishment for stoping something your required to do as you had learned the hard way a few weekends before.

Since you are scared of being spanked publicly you continue to grind against me and as i have untied the back of the corset and you can tell i have unzipped it half way and it is suprising it is still on. I turn you around so that your wet thong is rubbing against the outline of my cock which just remindes you of how sore oyu where the last night we fucked all night. as your face me I make you kiss my ear as yuo rocked your hips back and forth and i undo the rest of the zipper and you can tell that as soon as you stop pressing your tits against my chest as you kiss me it will just slid of and the room is silent watching my display of power over you.

At this point i know that you are not wanting to lose the top and you kiss my neck and lips to try and keep me interested longer so you dont have to let them see your tits, but you know while they are waiting to see your tits they do however get to see your cheeks go a cute pink then red tone as you think of the eyes looking at you. Not as a person but more a toy or an object. your hear is going faster and i am rejecting your kisses and i slap your cheek and i grab your hair and shove you onto the floor beside me I need to play now i say casually and by this point the corset has slid off and you know better to try and over up again as you sit on the floor and atleast only half the people can see you.

Once I realize you are not going to stand up and expose yourself to everyone I look over at you and just from the expretion on my face you knew that somthing was up and what ever it ended up being it would be more fun for me than you. Your somache seems to toss and tun as yuo wieght to see what i tell you and I seem to just forget it as i re arrange chips on the table and you can see i am moving everything to one side.

This is not a small table and as such there are 7 people around it and it is just longer than my hieght so i have had not trouble tieing you to it in the past and you knotice that I am moving the extra stuff on the table into a triangle at the one side and by now you can tell what I have planned for you so it is no suprise when i order you to lay on the table, I help you up and you have to keep your keps split as i have some drinks and extra chips/cards there and now your tits are on display for all the lustfull eyes around the table

Once the game gets going again the guys are talking more and you can hear the odd remark about how well you are behaved and it is working out well for me, the guys getting distracted, it is easier to tell wen they are bluffing and poker wraps up shortly and the guys leave when they run out of chips and i let them slap your tits on the way out and one of them grabbed your nipple before leaving, not letting go and just letting your breast follow the nipple before it is fully streatched and you can feel your skin slowly grinding between his fingers before it slips out and causes your breast to jiggle back into place.

The game continues on with just 2 other players and it comes to a final hand where every one is almost in and I get called all in but I dont want to come out empty handed so i work out a deal, instead of putting the rest of my chips in I would through in some bonus time in with my pet after the game. and after they each get to grop your breasts and rub their intrusive fingers against the wet panties as we make it official and shorlty after you can hear one of the guys acting all excited and it can only mean one thing... he had one some bonus time with you.

I make you get off the table and clean up after the party and I lead the guest downstairs and you can only imagine what a amateur would do. Normally is takes some expirence to understand the needs of a girl's body what she loves and what is too much and the ability to get a whip to land on the right spot so that is what makes this scary. Once you finish cleaning up our mess you come downstairs and reports for the momment frank will never forget. The first thing is your ordered to take of the belt and thong before standing against a concrete wall. The room is a simple concrete floor and there is nothing to stick out other than a small drain in the centre of the floor and a hook about 6-7 feet up on the wall you are standing against and as my feet there is a bag and I wink at the guy upon which he steps towards you and cuffs your hands and hands the cuff over the hook abouve our head so you are lifted off the ground a little so you have to stand on your toes and frank starts to kiss you as he pulls your hair so you have to look up at him as he skisses you and forces his tongue down your throte and his rough hands rb over your nipples and while he is pinching and twisting them like I had done every day past it is not the same, when he pinches it hurts a little more and the way you are hung you cant really struggle but he stops shortly anyways and you can feel him moving near your thighs as somthing cold and seemingly simple is shoved between your legs and it is not till you feel the vubrations can you tell what it is and you are already dripping and the vib makes it harder ton contain your sexual lust causing you to moan more and your face goes from disgruntled to pleasured
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As i move my hand up your thigh my nails slowly trace circles and i stop progressing up to about 4 inches bfore your underwear and just gently rub circles in your skin, tracing lines slowly as my tounge slips in your ear and around it before flicking your earlobe, playing with it before i nibble on in and i wisper in your ear I was meaning to thank you liv for an amazing evening and making me look like a lucky guy to have my beauty with me and behaving so well kisses your ear lob before running my tongue downthe side of your neck to start kissing your collar bone and my hand that is not rubbing your thigh slips behind your back and rubs your back gently

As i kiss your collar bone i move alone it all the way to the other side and once again trace my tongue and teeth along your neck to once again get to your ear, but this time the other one and i licki it lick i did before but this time as i nibble you can tell that i need you as my teeth move against your soft skin a little faster as my short nails slowly and gently dig into your skin just a little harder than before as you feel the sexual tension in my body rise and my fingers move a little farther up

I nibble your ear and wisper that i want you as my hand on your back moves up to your sholders and my other hand joins it, i massage your sholders and once again return to kissing and nibbling your neck.

i kiss down along the top of your breasts right next to the fabric and as i do i move my right have to start moving the right strap down over your sholder and as i finish with it i trace my tongue up the edge of your dress to the leftsolder strap and i remove it with my teath and now have your dress just staying up due to your breasts and i kiss your neck a few times as my arms once again wrap around you

i go back to kissing your breasts and nibble on your skin, your breasts push against the dress and you have no bra on underneed as i slowly inch it down and as your nipples become explosed to the cold air I kiss them and play with them using my tongue. my hand once again traces it's way up your leg and gets so close i can feel the warmth of your wet pussy but i still just rub the skin of your thigh, getting so close to your underwear i can feel you trying to move closer to my hand my i keep the same disatance as my togue works its way around your breast before tracing to the other mound towards your pink nipple and i suck on it gently

i keep sucking on your nipple and then lower your dress down so that all of your breasts are exposed and i start to hike up yur dress and as i do i get even closer, my finger tips grazing over your thong and i can already feel the mositer from even thtat little contact

I bring my fingers against your thong fully rubbing against the moist fabric and each time you spread your legs or try and arc back and rub yourself harder against my fingers i pull back so that you know to wait and my teeth scrap your nipple as i stop kissing i and kiss my way back to your lips as i shift to move a leg between your knees

I slip my tongue down between your lips as i move my body a ltitle closer, your wet hard nipples press against my shirt and i still am playing against your underwear and then i stop kissing you, removing my tongue from your mouth and lean my nose on yours I could use a little treat, something i can just lick up and keep my tongue moving in, any sugestsions?

I kiss down your body and i slide of your dress so that your just in your thong and i run my tongue along the edge of it and you smell strongly of your womanly juices and you can feel my touge go faster as i notice this and i slip my tongue a little father under your thong as i mvoe my hands down do gently claw your outer thigh

my toung slips just between your pussy lips and your thong is behind my tongue but i am not worried about that right now as i manage to reach your clit with my pointy tongue and i rub my togue against it slowly as i continue to trace my nails along your tighs

I keep licking and my mouth is filled with the strong feminine taste of your pussy and i keep licking your clit, circing it and then flicking it with my tongue but slow enough that i know you cant get off to it and as you feel like you cant take it any more i start licing your clit faster, Only to stop and start kissing my way back to your nipples, by now the sexual tension have made them hard and i flick one with my tongue as my free and moves to take off your thong and spread your legs again.

Now that your thong is off i move my fingers between your pussy lips, your juices make it easy and i slip one finger all the way in easyl knowing you dont get off on insertions and untill i play with your throbbing clit you will be helpless in my arms as you wait longing for this torture to end

I slip another finger into her, she can feel their warmth and at first this fills the sexual void and i can feel her relax untill her body relizes she needs her clit to get some attention and once again i can feel you trying to hump my finger faster but every time you try i just slow down or pull out most of the way and the whole time my tongue has been tracing it's way down one side of your body and up another

my tongue makes its way down to your hip bone, i trace along to above your vagina, at this point i cant help but move down towards your pussy. Your juices enthrall me and as i slip my tongue in between your pussy lips my wet figners move down, first from inside you and along your pussy lips and you can feel as your juices are trailed as they make their way to rub around your tight anus and i am on the floor at this point, between your legs as you sit on the coutch, your dress in all it's magnificence is disagreed on the floor and I am kneeling on it as it has been forgotten the moment that i leaned in to kiss you by the door and i think of that moment as my tongue makes it to your clit and quickly passes over it to move just below it and you fan feel as i slip my longer pointy tongue into your pussy and move around the tip of my tongue agains the walls of you pussy and while this was happening your ass hole now has taken the first inch of my finger and you can feel your own juices rubbing my finger as i slowly move it in and out to that inch mark

Once again i stop and pull out my finger and let my finger tips move up your body at the same rate my lips kiss against your skiin once again leaving you lusting for more and i move back onto the coutch with you and as my soft lips make it to kiss your neck I have gotten my clothes off as my shirt was a botton up and my pants came off some time before when you were consumed by your lust. my warm prick now resting between your legs and i rub it alone your pussy lips so i can feel your warm juices alone the bottom of my cock from the head to my balls as you feel my teeth closing on your tender skin below your chin and after removing my clothes my hands are free so the rub your body with the same lust that you, groping your breasts and as my cock finally gets to slowly insert into you my hands move to your nipples, grabbing your breasts around them and every inch you feel my cock slipping into your now very wet pussy makes my hands move a lttle faster as they run fingers over you nipples
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I didn't read it, and sent a rather snotty reply back, berating the guy for being so damned presumptuous... is it actually any good?
 
FurryFury said:
I saw "bad" words in that looong post.

:eek:
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OK, it's long, but not as long as some of my posts.:mad:
And he could have been horny. I have a problem with typos, when I'm horny. Don't you? All hot and bothered, and trying to get said what you want to say, while in the heat of passion and all...

Sometimes you people are so hateful.


Dry humor disclaimer--

Chill folks. I'm just having fun.:D He's a long winded loon.
 
DVS said:
OK, it's long, but not as long as some of my posts.:mad:

*snip*

Chill folks. I'm just having fun.:D He's a long winded loon.
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There is long winded loon ... and long winded DVS ... the second ... we'll take it any time :D
 
I was suspicious at first...

Arrogant people always turn out to be asshats, though, I don't even know why I give the the time of day.

first message:


1... can I assume you clicked 'deny' not accept for my yahoo messenger request?

2... I had a closer look at your thread. There was a moment there where I was wondering how your respond to being pinned down by two dark haired dark eyed guys, one with a mouthful of hot coffee, one with a mouthful of ice cubes. As the two mouths descend onto your hard nipples, the freezing and burning send conflicting messages down to your pulsing, aching (and soon to be very wet - hot or icy cold - puss...


My reply:

You can assume I did hit deny, because as I recall you said if I accept I can expect some sort of...something unleashing. And I asked you what that was. You said to expect it slowly.

I am engaged to be married. I cannot cyber, phone, cam or speak in ways that would disrespect my relationship with Sir. I will only accept people on my friends list that understand that I can have TOTALLY platonic relationships and that's it.

Friendly only. Nothing more.

If you're okay with that, and can respect me and my relationship, then we can talk on YIM, and feel free to re-add me. However, if you feel like you won't be able to control any sort of sexual or inappropriate talk please do not.


Second message:

thank you for that clarification.
I am completely able to understand and accept your position.
You're pretty, and by all accounts interesting, and Sir is indeed a lucky man.
Can you please explain something for me - in terms of helping me understand platonic and respect etc. I note that some of your pictures are - revealing or suggestive. This is the reason I made the comments I made. There was no disrespect intended. Can you just give me a little guidance as to what is an appropriate response or reaction to them? If I post a comment on them, for example?? Or is it simply your desire to separate your private (e.g. IM chats) from your public persona, and the associated comments on literotica?

I'd still be interested in chatting - and I live a long way away, so you can rest assured I am not about to intrude unwelcomely in your life, LOL!

Cheers

arrogant asshat

My reply:

Thank you.

And let me answer your question with another question.

If your mother/sister/aunt/cousin/girlfriend were very attractive, and a strange man walked up to her on the street, or in a restaurant, what would be something he could say to her to tell her that he found her attractive without insulting you?

Third message:

Your question intrigues me on a number of levels.
Let me start by answering your question with another question:
If a strange man walked up to you in a bookstore and said "can I buy you a drink", would it elicit the same response as if a man walked up to you in a bar/nightclub and asked the same question?
The reason I draw the analogy is that I think at one level your own question is a little less than completely honest with yourself.
However, I then had an interesting thought - if a man walked up to you in a bar and said - "can I take you down the road to the bookstore and buy you a book", what would your response be?

Now back to the question [If your mother/sister/aunt/cousin/girlfriend were very attractive, and a strange man walked up to her on the street, or in a restaurant, what would be something he could say to her to tell her that he found her attractive without insulting you?]. The answer is "something subtle, witty or offbeat"...
If he said "your boyfriend is an incredibly lucky guy"...
If he said "I've never walked up to a stranger before, but I have to tell you that ..."

I have certainly told a complete stranger in a women's clothing store (while my g/f was trying on a dress "that outfit [which the stranger was trying on] is perfect on you"..

I have had a complete stranger come up to me in a pool parlor and say, as he was leaving "I've been watching you and your girlfriend, and...don't take this the wrong way, but she's so amazingly fuckable, I envy you"...turn on his heels and leave.

As with everything - it is about context and content.

YourRedKnight

PS even legally, the difference between office harassment and office flirtation is whether the attention is welcome or not.


This is the message that's upset me. I've turned him down twice now, and he's still pushing. Not only that, but he insults me at the same time.

My reply:

well, i apologize first off for not replying for a while. your reply was upsetting and i wanted to make sure i was totally calm before talking to you again.

and another reason why i haven't been able to reply is that my keyboard is going out on me and i haven't been able to replace it. the shift keys are broken as well as several numbers and letters, and it makes it difficult to type.

now, on to what i was wanting to say.

no, a man walking up to me and offering to 'buy me a drink' would not elicit a different response no matter where i am, simply because -one- i don't drink alcohol gand i don't go to bars, and -two- i am in a relationship so i would merely tell them, 'thanks for the offer but i can't.'

two, i was totally honest with you and it was very arrogant of you to think that i am the sort of person that isn't self-aware enough to be 'honest with myself'. the fact of the matter is, you don't know me from eve and to assume that, it implies that you have some sort of familiarity with me that you really don't.

if a man walked up to me and asked to buy me a book, again, my answer is the same. 'i'm taken, so i can't.'

frankly, i post my pictures because it's fun and i want to. but if you're truly that curious i'll tell you that i like feeling attractive. and if a man finds me attractive and tells me so in a tasteful and respectful way, i enjoy that very much.

however, if he details his masturbation habits or is disrespectful of me i'll point blank tell him to go to hell. i think that eye for an eye works well in this case.

if you want to continue speaking with me in a platonic way, feel free to reply. just remember that i am not impressed by arrogance or cocky assumptions that have no basis in fact.


I've lost count on the asshatery. His (shocking :rolleyes:) response:

the reason I have absolutely no interest in talking to you further is not that you are "taken". I have many friends who are in relationships (as do most normal people), and we manage to have completely natural platonic relationships.

However, you appear to take yourself too seriously, and somehow feel you have the moral and intellectual high ground on the entire area - *your* rules are *the* rules... you also have a pretentious turn of phrase, and I suspect you imagine yourself to be vastly more intelligent than you actually are.

While the above might sound rude, it might also simply be someone telling you a few home truths.

Hopefully you will find whatever it is you are seeking on this site, and there is absolutely no reason we need irritate each other further.

Adieu, vapid creature.

So I laughed. And I laughed. I read it to Sir, who nearly fell off his chair laughing. He said "Some guys just can't handle rejection and get mad, baby girl, he just needs to grow up, that's all."

My final reply:

Unlike you, I did not come to this site to strut. I also did not come here seeking anything. I joined this forum because I was interested in learning more about my lifestyle and the BDSM section had some of the best information I've found on the internet.

Also unlike you, I do not overvalue my own level of intelligence. I came here to do one thing-learn. The posting of my pictures is not detrimental to that fact, although you seem to have developed a rather shocking Madonna/Whore complex on your travels and find it hard to believe that a woman of value could possibly have interest in pornography.

Take a good look at what you've managed to message me. I tried to look at it from your point of view but I can't manage to insert my head that far up my rectum. You must me a true yoga master!

But, again, with the assumptions and the arrogance. You truly amaze me. Yes, it's really ME who takes themselves too seriously and values her intelligence as higher than it is. I believe you're projecting.

Don't make me laugh. Your reach obviously extends your grasp.

Don't bother messaging me again. I wonder if you can hear your own pretentiousness in the void of an ignore list...?

*laugh*
 
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He is am ass hot who is certainly not worth getting upset over. Too many men think you either owe them if you post something sexy or keep pushing for more.
 
I got this one today...

April- How about I climb... - Today, 12:06 AM
between your hot legs and suck on your tasty pussy while you chat with all of your Lit boys?

Or aren't you that type of girl?

Um, no?
 
twysted73 said:
It's at times like these (well, and once a month or so) that I'm glad I'm male.

Seriously.
Click to expand...

I am male, and I got an unsolicited and sexually forward PM recently.

Of course I was totally fine with this idea, and my ego enjoyed it quite a bit...

:D
 
Homburg said:
I am male, and I got an unsolicited and sexually forward PM recently.

Of course I was totally fine with this idea, and my ego enjoyed it quite a bit...

:D
Click to expand...

Now, this just makes me want to send you something dirty and shameless. :devil:
 
Evil_Geoff said:
*ROFLMAO* Homburg playing "Hide the ORGAN"? ? ?

OMG!

*SNORT!*

With Bunny! WOO-HOO! I want PICS!!!!

OMG! *LOLOLOLOL*

:D:D:D:devil::devil::devil:
Click to expand...

*Falls over dead*

Write it down. Two of my most favorite Doms in the entire universe just rendered me speechless. With nary a gag. Holy crap.
 
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