Aussie's Self Pleasure Study Club

[QuietCanadian]

And serves it naked

I've been eating at the wrong restaurants.

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Followed a citation backwards and didn't remember I had listened to this particular one already. You remind me of one awesome nerd video series in YouTube.

I am a nerd/geek/dork, yes ma'am. *nodsnods*

 

[GiggLeGasm]

How did you not end up with the username Gigglegasm then?

I love that you giggle with orgasm.

Ladies- is that also something you experience?
What about those who don't identify as a lady? Does orgasming leave you giggling?

Truly, it sounds delightful

:::cough:::

really?? It's Taken!!

 

[Cymru9696]

:::cough:::

really?? It's Taken!!

Mmmhhhmmm

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's been a hot minute since I've played five on one with myself. Life just got crazy hectic. New job. Another job offer. Kids. Life. Chickens... Those freaking chickens!!

I digress ...

I got out of the habit of masturbating.
*Slaps wrist*

Why is it so much work to remember to get myself off?
Is it me or the ADHD?

Do y'all go through masturbation droughts?
How do you feel about that?

Tell me, dear litsters,

How often do you take the self guided tour of your genitals?

Bonus round

How ow do you get back on the proverbial horse after falling off?

 

[Mrtenant]

It's been a hot minute since I've played five on one with myself. Life just got crazy hectic. New job. Another job offer. Kids. Life. Chickens... Those freaking chickens!!

I digress ...

I got out of the habit of masturbating.
*Slaps wrist*

Why is it so much work to remember to get myself off?
Is it me or the ADHD?

Do y'all go through masturbation droughts?
How do you feel about that?

Tell me, dear litsters,

How often do you take the self guided tour of your genitals?

Do you have any idea how much it warms my evil heart to see that Aussie's Masturbation Thread is at the top of the PG list?

No really. *fist bumps my own heart twice and points at you with a appreciative grin

(Daily, since you asked so nicely)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Daily, since you asked so nicely

I hear this A LOT.

And I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of how I could make that work for me because it blows my mind a little to think about a life where I get off daily

 

[Mrtenant]

I hear this A LOT.

And I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of how I could make that work for me because it blows my mind a little to think about a life where I get off daily

Ah, you see, a little self flagellation is great. Let's you know all the parts are still working. Does not always mean I get off in the traditional sense.

Which leads to a bit of mystery for you. How many men here can get off (orgasm) without emitting ejaculate? I'm thinking few, if any. It's a hit at the next party when it can finally be released. It is a learned skill.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sounds like preventative maintenance?!

 

[Mrtenant]

Sounds like preventative maintenance?!

That sounds so clinical.

I like to think of it as preparing for that party in my pants.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am a clinician

 

[Mrtenant]

I am a clinician

Yea, I couldn't resist....

And when is the clinic open?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It'll pop-up sometime this week. Need a ticket? First cum, first served.

 

[Mrtenant]

It'll pop-up sometime this week. Need a ticket? First cum, first served.

I have the feeling your clinic will be quite popular.

 

[Endless_Night]

Why is it so much work to remember to get myself off?
Is it me or the ADHD?

Do y'all go through masturbation droughts?
How do you feel about that?

Tell me, dear litsters,

How often do you take the self guided tour of your genitals?

Bonus round

How ow do you get back on the proverbial horse after falling off?

-I wish I knew.
-I think the ADHD has something to do with it, at least for me.
-I…do not even know how to answer this question! I can go Months at a time.
-Not in love with the lack, certainly. It makes my ADHD anxiety worse, too. If I couldn't run to take the edge off I would diiiiiiiiiiiiiie.

-The last 2 times it happened in my sleep, so no actual tour involved. (My body just got fed up and took matters into it's own hands. )

-See above answer.


(As an aside, I feel Trekka should to revisit her Super Highway orgasm thread. Relevant to this discussion.)

 

[hotwords229_A]

How often do you take the self guided tour of your genitals?

Bonus round

How ow do you get back on the proverbial horse after falling off?

Lately I’ve been busy and tired by the end of the day, so my normal routine of every morning and/or night has been interfered with. I still get all the boners though and I will play with myself without firing off a round and then fall asleep.
It seems if I get things going and then burn out I have achy balls the next day, so then I’m obliged to “lighten the load” that night.

This has been going on for a little while now and, due to my busy days, I also haven’t been exercising as much as I should (even though my work is pretty physical, it’s not the same testosterone fueled workout).

I imagine masturbation is more difficult for women? I can focus and unload in about thirty to fourth minutes if I have to and then be a normal person again. Plus, my body wants to do it. And that’s probably the key.

Now I’m curious, if you started lifting weights would you have more of a desire to masturbate?
I’ve read that women doing a hanging leg raise can sometimes get themselves off while working out.

I used to do wad-blowing pull-ups and they were AWESOME!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

Now I’m curious, if you started lifting weights would you have more of a desire to masturbate?
I’ve read that women doing a hanging leg raise can sometimes get themselves off while working out.

I used to do wad-blowing pull-ups and they were AWESOME!!!

-I definitely thing about…ahem, *things* more when I'm running. Or in good shape, period.
-Wow.
-I'm sorry. My mind just went completely blank. I think I'm just going to assume you are joking.

 

[hotwords229_A]

-I definitely thing about…ahem, *things* more when I'm running. Or in good shape, period.
-Wow.
-I'm sorry. My mind just went completely blank. I think I'm just going to assume you are joking.

Nope. This time I’m serious. Exercise makes me horny and, when I was younger, I did masturbate by hanging off my pull-up bar, getting the low down tingles and holding myself in suspension until release—greatest orgasm ever (And a really, really good workout). Remember that line about “climbing the ropes in gym class”? Like that, but naked and in private.

I’ve read that the hanging leg raise does get women off and I think you should try it.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

How often do you take the self guided tour of your genitals?

Bonus round

How ow do you get back on the proverbial horse after falling off?

If I don't do it daily then my body will do it in my sleep sometimes is better than others, a lot of the time it will be quick just to get it done with

I carve out some time and say "I'm having me time". Then I can spend hours with myself. Also helps if you can enjoy it with a sexy someone

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This link between exercise and masturbation is making sense to me, cardiovascular wise. When we exercise we release endorphins which are delicious feel good chemicals for our brains.

As much as we want to believe our genitals hold the power to our sexuality, I think most of us have come to realize it's our brains that call the shots. When we feel good, it's easier to be sexy with ourselves??

 

[Guyblue82]

This link between exercise and masturbation is making sense to me, cardiovascular wise. When we exercise we release endorphins which are delicious feel good chemicals for our brains.

As much as we want to believe our genitals hold the power to our sexuality, I think most of us have come to realize it's our brains that call the shots. When we feel good, it's easier to be sexy with ourselves??

100% agree..... Direct correlation for me with how good I feel and my level of friskiness.... And I always feel great after a run

 

[hotwords229_A]

Agreed. Exercise makes you feel good AND gives you all the chemical delights AND it can make you feel better appearance wise which will then lend itself to those low down tingles.

Either way, it ain’t bad fer ya’.

It’s just a matter of time and effort. How do we get those?

 

[Hyacinthus151]

How often do you take the self guided tour of your genitals?

Bonus round

How ow do you get back on the proverbial horse after falling off?

Usually daily but doesn’t take long to get back on. After a few days my body is reminding me anyway.

With my ADHD, out of sight is out mind, so if I’m distracted or engaged with something else it won’t come to mind, but sex is a safe space that my mind wants to retreat to when I’m stressed or anxious. Plus it’s always interesting, following the dopamine..

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How do I get the dopamine/sex association going?? There seems to be a massive disconnect for me

 

[cascadiabound]

How do I get the dopamine/sex association going?? There seems to be a massive disconnect for me

Excellent question....
waits for others to weigh in....