Avatar: Lightning strikes (OOC)

[UnseenMaiden]

And, uh. He'll pin her to a tree eventually. :: waggles eyebrows ::

*snickers* I'll have to make sure to bring a camera

though to be sure he's already shown a rather remarkable talent for shocking her speechless. I can only speculate what such a bold course of action would do to her

 

[UnseenMaiden]

Sorry for not posting lately. Mass Effect 2 assumed direct control of my brain.

mass effect.. oh yeah aliens..lol I've only played the first one for a bit while over at a friend's house but I can definitely see how it would be rather addicting


..personally I haven't been stressing since I've been trying to get my own crap taken care of *works on recording titan's timeline*

 

[Eazy]

...I adore her completely.. but Bee is a bit of an idiot.

Yes. Yes, she is.

I still haven't gotten around to reading the post, but, knowing her, I'm sure there shall be much head to desk action on my part.

 

[ChasNicollette]

I can only speculate what such a bold course of action would do to her

It was more by way of a reference to The Yu-Yan Archers. I figure, if they can pin flies to trees without killing the flies, why not Bees? XD

But I couldn't resist the imagery of the metaphor. And I'm pretty sure Longshot wouldn't mind that turn of events overmuch, either.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Sorry for not posting lately. Mass Effect 2 assumed direct control of my brain.

Not to worry, sweets.

Not at all to worry.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

It was more by way of a reference to The Yu-Yan Archers. I figure, if they can pin flies to trees without killing the flies, why not Bees? XD

But I couldn't resist the imagery of the metaphor. And I'm pretty sure Longshot wouldn't mind that turn of events overmuch, either.

my earlier response.... it is not changing

lol I figured it probably had something to do with arrows.. though I didn't make the immediate connection to the Yu-Yan Archers there

 

[UnseenMaiden]

Last time on I HERD U HAZ CONFUZUN ABOT AVATAR: LIGHTNING STRIKES we learned that Longshot’s glare is super effective, you do not talk about shoes, woman’s frailty, or blindness around Toph, Azula escaped and burninated Mai for the sake of her brother’s hot grief sex, and Aang has a fangirl in Xia.

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*At the Earth King’s palace*

Smellerbee: *resists the urge to stab Ryota* Last I checked, I AM of the female persuasion!
Iroh: Hello everybody. Zuko, what happened? You become Fire Lord and are suddenly too good for family? *looks at Xia* Talk, girl.
Xia: *is way too busy fangirling over Aang* squee
Katara: It’s not even the full moon yet.. Sokka snap out of it!
Sokka: Oh right! Irrigation! *commence naptime for others..now* err… look! It’s the Avatar!
Toph: wha… yes Twinkletoes. You talk now that I’ve had my beauty rest.
Aang: Well lately I have been pretty awesome and all..
Bearer of Bad News:*will leave a message* Dude, Zuko, your wife was totally hot, until she cooled off due to being dead.
Smellerbee: *glares at Zuko* I will SO stab you in your sleep.
Longshot: *HEADDESK*
Zuko: KILL!! *storms off*
Aang: *runs after him*
Smellerbee: ..was it something I said?
Appa: NOM NOM NOM NOM
Zuko: *bribes Appa*
Appa: *is totally into that and carts Zuko away*
Aang: Wait for me! *glides after them*
Ryota: ok…wtf?!
Sokka: my sentiments exactly.
Toph: ..well maybe we’re lucky and crazy bitch is dead..
Luck: guess again!
Xia: *runs after Aang* come back! I need you!
Iroh:*follows after her* Don’t worry, baby. We’re going in my Airship!

*On Appa*

Aang: Ok.. WTF Zuko?!
Zuko: My sister BURNINATED MY WIFE!
Aang:…oh..ok carry on then
Appa: *flies*
Mai: *is slightly alive*
Zuko: *gives Mai to the palace healers* Fix this!
Palace Healers: umm..we’d really like to but..
Zuko: I need Miracle Max! I mean Katara!

*Back at the Earth King’s Palace*

Toph: Damn it! Azula’s a bitch!
Longshot: Well I’m gonna go help take her down then!*goes off to the airship*
Ryota: WTF HE TALKS!
Smellerbee: Ass equals you.*goes after Longshot* Stop leaving me.
Ryota: *looks at Katara and Sokka* well whatever you guys choose, I’m along for the ride.
Sokka: Airship it is. Let’s do this!

*At the Fire Nation’s Royal Palace*

Azula: *being a bitch* I’m baaaaaaaack!

*On Fire Lord Zuko’s airship*

Longshot: Airships are WIN
Smellerbee: …*barfs*
Iroh: *is trying to meditate here* what?
Xia: I want your meditation abilities and I want them NOW
Appa: *flies towards the airship* ‘Sup.
Aang: Azula burninated Mai! Katara, we need a miracle.
Katara: One miracle comin up! *hops on Appa and flies away*
Aang: Ok so if you guys want to go back now… You’re kind of screwed!. Welcome to the war!
Toph: Never crossed my mind, Twinkle-toes.
Ryota: And I’ve been needing something exciting to happen in my life.
Fire Nation Soldier Seth: *offers Smellerbee a box* cookies? I swear they’re not poisoned and I’m not stalking you or anything creepy..like.. that.
Smellerbee:….riiight..ok then *eats the cookies* well you only live once *spots Iroh* Yo old guy, what’s happening?!
Fire Nation Soldier Seth: *watches her go* you’re welcome?
Iroh: The bitch is back.
Xia: No one told me this was a SUICIDE MISSION!!
Iroh:…. Not that one.. the other one.
Smellerbee: Ah.. excuse me for a sec *storms towards Xia* STFU you stupid, stubborn little girl!
Aang: Will you all just CALM DOWN. We’re not going to die! I’m too awesome for that and I’m sure you guys have some mad skills too.

*At the Fire Nation Palace*

Appa: *goes off to avoid dying*
Katara: Damn Azula is doing a number on this place.
Possibly Doomed: Miracle Max! You’re here! *leads her to Mai*
Katara: She’s dead.
Mai: I’m not dead yet!
Katara: Oh! Well then I’ll go get Zuzu.
Mai: No, he’s trying to beat his sister up and you should know better, being in love with Kung Fu Action Jesus and all.
Katara: *sighs* I know.
Mai: Now go help my widower *dies*
Katara: *charges* Azula, I’m gonna DROWN you!
Ty Lee: *comes onto the scene moments later* Y_Y Oh Mai why’d you have to go and get burninated?!
Lo and Li: It was for the hot grief sex.
Ty Lee: STFU! *goes into battle* flip flip and away!
Arrow: *gets cut in half by a metal fan* WHY?!?!?! I was only doing MY JOB!
Zuko: Let’s go kill the BURNINATING BITCH!

 

[ChasNicollette]

Uumie, you are the wind beneath my wings.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

Uumie, you are the wind beneath my wings.

uhh... happy to oblige?

 

[ChasNicollette]

uhh... happy to oblige?

I really do love the crack!paraphrase. :: grins ::

(Especially the "hot grief sex" bit, when are we gonna see some of that in the actual thread? XD )

 

[Eazy]

As soon as certain people get their butts back into the IC for some postings. It's been a month in character, it's time to let the healing begin.

And by healing, I mean sex. *nodnod*

 

[Mephistophelily]

As soon as certain people get their butts back into the IC for some postings. It's been a month in character, it's time to let the healing begin.

And by healing, I mean sex. *nodnod*

Ohh, you're just waiting for Azula's "Let's boost team morale by having snusnu with main rebellion leader" decision.

Which I do plan to get rolling soon.

 

[Eazy]

With Azula I figure sex is more of a "Your Princess has an itch to scratch and she's going to make you scream while she deals with it" decision.

But either one works for me.

And I've finally given in to posting.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Ahhhh.

Posty!

Thanks for scratching my itch, E!

 

[Eazy]

No problemo. If there are any other itches you’d like me to scratch, please don’t hesitate to ask. *smirks*

But, yeah, sorry about the unexpectedly long wait. Hopefully I can make it up to you whenever we get Ryota and Xia together again.

I also hope my attempt at writing a lengthier exchange with Sokka came out fine, because I’m thinking of taking him on full time after they reach the Air Temple. Unless, of course, Soru pops in anytime soon and yells at me to keep my grubby little hands off his character.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

Eazy... your new Naruto avatar made me laugh out loud




XD

 

[Mephistophelily]

Posting!
I do it!
Now!

... Where the fuck is Toph?

 

[UnseenMaiden]

umm you left her in a random courtyard in the royal palace

 

[Eazy]

Maybe she got blisters on her feet and now she's lost?

Or you could always have her bump into Ty Lee and Zuko during....whatever the hell it was they were doing last.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

or she's doing political queeny things?

 

[Mephistophelily]

Eating.

She'll be eating again.
Cuz Fire Nation's got good food, dammit.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Repost.

*poke, poke* You need to post to Avatar soon, ya slacker. I miss Xia, plus I'm waiting on Zhuang before responding again with Kaz'.

Posting stick poke-age noted and ruefully acknowledged! Sorry, it was quiet long enough there that I'm having to get back in the swing of things, through no-one's fault, just how it goes. Should have a post or two up this weekend.

 

[Eazy]

Yes, well, you'd better have posts up by this weekend, or else I'll...you know, wait longer. *shakes fist anyway*

And I of course wrote my post under the assumption that Lily wasn't completely joking about Toph eating.

 

[Mephistophelily]

And I of course wrote my post under the assumption that Lily wasn't completely joking about Toph eating.

....
Fuck.

 

[Eazy]

....
Fuck.

*snickers* I can edit out the end of my post if you'd like. It's no biggie to me.