Awful PMs

[Canbe4fun]

ya knaw somtimes my english shes a not so good, and my grammar sometimes gets lost in the moment...but I will make an effort to avoid the pitfalls of a hasty submit, the lack of fore-thought that my words may project an unintended consequence, and remember above all that y'all are ladies on the other end...perhaps you could find some redeeming qualities...

hope you get PMs that make you smile....cheers

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Are we still complaining about this?

Of course it is never ending.........

 

[Canbe4fun]

Hit delete it's simple Then laugh at their lame attempt to woo you
Or try to get you on cam or for them to spank the monkey on cam take your pick haha

Oh crap, we have to woo too, man Smiler, there is so much to think about....

 

[Holly1990]

Just opened a personals thread tonight and the responses have been about 80% awesome, it's a good PM day!

 

[wnt2cumnu]

Some of those are just so funny. Not sure if I should be glad or feel left out, I very rarely get p.m's like that, or any at all.
But ladies some men are horney, perverts, overly anxious to get off. So you just can't expect too much.

 

[k_m_d_]

Just opened a personals thread tonight and the responses have been about 80% awesome, it's a good PM day!

Time for me and my alts to go drive that number down.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Time for me and my alts to go drive that number down.

Go for it!!

 

[Holly1990]

OK, well I was going to stop posting on this thread until I got a PM just now that included this glowing compliment:

I Love your Body and your saggy Titts, you make me soooooo hard Babe!

Saggy tits? Well thanks a fucking bunch!

 

[ViolentSkye]

OK, well I was going to stop posting on this thread until I got a PM just now that included this glowing compliment:



Saggy tits? Well thanks a fucking bunch!

The way into a womans knickers: Comment on her saggy tits. Excellent.

P.S. I think you have lovely "tits".

 

[Jonny G]

OK, well I was going to stop posting on this thread until I got a PM just now that included this glowing compliment:



Saggy tits? Well thanks a fucking bunch!

they dont look saggy from here , they look lush !!

 

[BradBigBrain]

OK, well I was going to stop posting on this thread until I got a PM just now that included this glowing compliment:



Saggy tits? Well thanks a fucking bunch!

That's awesome. Class act that dude.

 

[MikeCasanova]

OK, well I was going to stop posting on this thread until I got a PM just now that included this glowing compliment:



Saggy tits? Well thanks a fucking bunch!

All of us men have dicks, but not all of us ARE dicks. Sorry you had to deal with one that was.

 

[Jonny G]

The way into a womans knickers: Comment on her saggy tits. Excellent.

P.S. I think you have lovely "tits".

i think you have lovely boobs

 

[Holly1990]

All of us men have dicks, but not all of us ARE dicks. Sorry you had to deal with one that was.

Aaw, thank you! I get the impression he just didn't actually know what that word meant but that's not much of an excuse! Most guys I talk to on here are lovely. Well, maybe not most, but about half of them maybe..

 

[Holly1990]

They may well get saggy one day but they're not bad at the moment in my opinion

i think you have lovely boobs

ViolentSkye does indeed have lovely boobs!

 

[Jonny G]

They may well get saggy one day but they're not bad at the moment in my opinion



ViolentSkye does indeed have lovely boobs!

whats this other thread you have started Holly ?

 

[palemoon2035]

My favorite...

No introduction or explanation:

"I know it says you are only into women, but are you a real redhead?"

 

[Jake_Knight]

The joys of being male, one gets this kind of pm seldom, and far in between among decent ones. And yes, they're from males too, mostly, hahahah...

 

[ratherabsurd1]

I agree with the "template" PM. Dude, if I can tell that you've sent the same PM to at least a dozen other women do you really think I'm going to give you the time of day??!!

Oh,and really, I don't care if you're bored and horny. Boo fucking hoo.

I loved this .. You sure made me laugh out loud

 

[lothwen]

I guess my biggest pet peeve is with guys my father's age that should know better. They either pm me wanting to role play or chat dirty on yahoo. Some don't even ask to add me on yahoo they just assume it's their right!

I hate when men do this. Just because I'm on Lit doesn't automatically mean I want to cyber with you, or talk with you. I have every right to ignore you.


I also find it creepy when men my father's age are hitting on me. The best is "My wife is sleeping and I'm horny." Umm...okay. Wake HER up, dude!

 

[lothwen]

I'd forgotten, one of the best ones I've ever received (and by "best" I mean "worst")

Subject: Inverted Nipples


I would love to suck on those inverted nipples til you were lactating and the milk spilled all over both of us. Yum!

 

[Holly1990]

I'd forgotten, one of the best ones I've ever received (and by "best" I mean "worst")

Subject: Inverted Nipples


I would love to suck on those inverted nipples til you were lactating and the milk spilled all over both of us. Yum!

...Ew. Hehe x

 

[Jake_Knight]

I'd forgotten, one of the best ones I've ever received (and by "best" I mean "worst")

Subject: Inverted Nipples


I would love to suck on those inverted nipples til you were lactating and the milk spilled all over both of us. Yum!

...how do..? Why would...? Eh. never mind.

 

[Fish_Tales]

Do I expect Shakespeare? No, of course not, but I do expect something more creative than "Hey Im bored wanna cyber?"

What about - "He doth bestride the world like a colussus"

(I think it was about some guy called Caesar - big in the salad industry)

 

[TheMysticMan]

Hi how are you? I have a hot body, muscular, my cock is shaved and my balls also. I have nice tan lines would you like my nice hard member which is wet and throbbing now.
PM me if you are not and hard too. The idea of a guy rubbing your cock, lowering your pants make you hrd. You want to feel the touch. Lowering your pants, removing your cock now stroking it slowly. Ummm does that make you hard now?
Should I continue.

I feel a little bad to publicize this one, but he could have atleast asked what I was into first.

Still. Not every day I get a PM like that!

Certainly an eye-opener.

And I know you girls are gonna say, that's nothing, try getting 200 of them a day. And to them I say, "Shush."