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[graceanne]

Questions of fact go to the jury.

If we didn't make a deal, why didn't I buy the toy when it was on sale?

Not in all my years as a Presbyterian minister, public notary and Scoutmaster have I ever told a lie!

*cough cough*

Presbyterian Minister? You might be able to convince them of the other two, but that one . . . it's a bit too much.

 

[Marquis]

Praise Jesus!

 

[Xelebes]

You should know that Presbyterianism is not all that evangelical there, Marquis. I should know, I went to a Presbyterian Church for a couple years. In fact I went to a few Mennonite Brethren churches, a Southern Baptist Church, an Evangelical Free Church, a United Church and I forget if there are any more churches. My parents couldn't stand staying with a church for too long. Heck, we were even kicked out of the Presbyterian church.

 

[Marquis]

You should know that Presbyterianism is not all that evangelical there, Marquis. I should know, I went to a Presbyterian Church for a couple years. In fact I went to a few Mennonite Brethren churches, a Southern Baptist Church, an Evangelical Free Church, a United Church and I forget if there are any more churches. My parents couldn't stand staying with a church for too long. Heck, we were even kicked out of the Presbyterian church.

Ummmm.....

Do you love Jesus?

 

[Xelebes]

Not really.

 

[graceanne]

Praise Jesus!

You're a presbyterian minister who was buying a violet wand to seduce someone you're not married to. You bought it from another friend who uses it on women he's not married to.

A) If you really were a presbyterian minister, you wouldn't admit to any of the above in a court of law.

B) And if you did amit it in a court of law, the die hard (and probably hypocritcal) people of the jury would burn your ass, just cause you're a minister who was having extra marital sex and using a violet wand.

 

[DVS]

You're a presbyterian minister who was buying a violet wand to seduce someone you're not married to. You bought it from another friend who uses it on women he's not married to.

A) If you really were a presbyterian minister, you wouldn't admit to any of the above in a court of law.

B) And if you did amit it in a court of law, the die hard (and probably hypocritcal) people of the jury would burn your ass, just cause you're a minister who was having extra marital sex and using a violet wand.

You give it to 'em, sister! Praise cookies!

 

[Marquis]

You give it to 'em, sister! Praise cookies!

I'd like to offer an agreement to settle.

We split the anal freak.

Come on, you don't want this to go to trial any more than I do.

 

[graceanne]

I'd like to offer an agreement to settle.

We split the anal freak.

Come on, you don't want this to go to trial any more than I do.

Pervs.

 

[DVS]

I'd like to offer an agreement to settle.

We split the anal freak.

Come on, you don't want this to go to trial any more than I do.

OK, deal. But, we'd better find us a notory and make it legal.

 

[DVS]

Pervs.

Takes one to know two.

 

[Marquis]

OK, deal. But, we'd better find us a notory and make it legal.

Can we start spelling notary correctly?

Please?

 

[graceanne]

Can we start spelling notary correctly?

Please?

But it's so much more fun to spell it wrong, and bug you in the bargain.

 

[DVS]

Can we start spelling notary correctly?

Please?

I guess. I was going to let you use my wand. Now, I'm having second thoughts.

 

[Marquis]

I guess. I was going to let you use my wand. Now, I'm having second thoughts.

Too late, I got your signature right here bub.

 

[DVS]

Too late, I got your signature right here bub.

See you in court...bub.

 

[Marquis]

Praise Jesus!

 

[chris9]

Can we start spelling notary correctly?

Please?

Thank you! That word was bugging me the whole time, but I couldn't put a finger on why...

 

[jadefirefly]

I'm not sure if it's hijacking at this point to get back -to- the topic....

I just wanted to thank Xelebus and whoever it was that said the imagedump site was addictive, for saying nice things about my piccies.

Imagedump IS a weird site, and it's overloaded with MMO pics because it's one of the most convenient ways to post screenshots, and those of us MMO geeks who've got no other way to post piccies love it.

Anyway, thanks, y'all. I don't think I'd ever scored a 7 on a chart before, except by my SO. That's kind of sweet!

 

[DVS]

Praise Jesus!

<===== My attorney

 

[ThorkelGriersen]

Return from hijacking

I'm not sure if it's hijacking at this point to get back -to- the topic....

JEEZEzCREEZz ( to steal an expresssion) I never dreamed. that mention of a contract would go so far. If there is a benefit at least we learned that Marquis is a Presbyterian minister.

To return to Topic:
I will at least do a picture. Since I am usually behind the camera there aren't many; but at least it is recent. Two days old.

 

[FurryFury]

JEEZEzCREEZz ( to steal an expresssion) I never dreamed. that mention of a contract would go so far. If there is a benefit at least we learned that Marquis is a Presbertian minister.

To return to Topic:
I will at least do a picture. Since I am usually behind the camera there aren't many; but at least it is recent. Two days old.

Cool!

Nice shot!

Are you a photographer then?

Fury

 

[ThorkelGriersen]

Thanks

Cool!

Nice shot!

Are you a photographer then?

Fury

I used to shoot semi-professionslly. Haven't done much for several years. Need to get some new eqipment. After 2 hurricane hits this year the $ are a little tight. Hopefully in mid to late spring, I can upgrade some things.

 

[Marquis]

JEEZEzCREEZz ( to steal an expresssion) I never dreamed. that mention of a contract would go so far. If there is a benefit at least we learned that Marquis is a Presbertian minister.

To return to Topic:
I will at least do a picture. Since I am usually behind the camera there aren't many; but at least it is recent. Two days old.

Dude, have we met?

 

[Marquis]

<===== My attorney

Hmmm, he looks confident.

The anal slut is yours, I don't need a loss on my record.