Be as boring as possible.

[midwestyankee]

My phone was taking forever to charge, and then I realized that I didn't have the plug pushed in all the way. That explains it. Yup.

"pushed all the way in?" You are aware that this is supposed to be about boring things, right? I dare say you've lost your way.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

"pushed all the way in?" You are aware that this is supposed to be about boring things, right?

Hmm, I am not sure what you mean. Though, if you are curious if my phone is now fully charged... yes, it is.

 

[DVS]

Hmm, I am not sure what you mean. Though, if you are curious if my phone is now fully charged... yes, it is.

Ooo, a naive sub. That's hot!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Ooo, a naive sub. That's hot!

Huh? What? Where? *looks around suspiciously*

Shhhhh! You will wake the boring police... Out of desperation, feigned innocence was my only defense for such an egregious offence.

 

[DVS]

...innocence -- defense -- offence...

I think I'm experiencing a bit of "ense/ence" word overload! Or, they've been there all along and I'm just bored enough to see them, today. Yes, I'm being as boring as possible.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

*sneeze*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*sneeze*

:: Passes you a generic tissue ::

 

[Aurantica]

My contacts are all blurry. Maybe I should take them out and wear my glasses.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

:: Passes you a generic tissue ::

*sighs as the generic tissue chafes* *switches to lotiony-tissues*

 

[Fish_Tales]

Wow - backgammon

 

[tekgirl]

My cat is sitting at my feet. He is warm. My feet are cold. I am glad my cat is sitting at my feet.

 

[Chaingun]

There was a lovely shade of beige on the walls at my customer's shop today. It totally distracted me from the pretty receptionist that was sitting there.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Beige sears my corneas.

Ow.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

*yaaaawn*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*yaaaawn*

Having your mouth that wide open could be considered not boring... : blink :

 

[Chaingun]

I saw an excellent commercial for a foreign built economy sedan today. I bet that thing can get up to...say 55 mph, protect its occupants from low impact crashes, and get good gas mileage while doing it.

I wonder if it comes in an off white...or maybe a medium gray.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Off white and medium gray sear my corneas.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I have a headache. Not a bad one, just a dull, boring ache in my temples. I'm pretty sure a couple of ibuprofen tabs will make it go away.

 

[OzoneRed]

Today is trash day.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

It's 11:30pm on a Friday night and I am home in bed. When did I get old and boring?

 

[Chaingun]

The grass needs cut.

 

[tekgirl]

There is snow outside.

 

[DVS]

It's 11:30pm on a Friday night and I am home in bed. When did I get old and boring?

I can't say for sure when it started, but I can say for sure that it was at least 11:30pm on Friday night.

 

[midwestyankee]

We had frost this morning.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I'm really to tired to see straight.