Be as boring as possible.
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Curious_in_Cali
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Hmm, was it like a seeing eyed dog? Because that would be a clever name.
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On this table there is a speck of dust. Next to that approximately an inch away there is another and another about 1/8 centimeter from the previous.
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I just changed my clocks to the correct time.
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been doing housework this morning
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Green avs are still so boring that I can't seem to stay awake when I'm on Lit anymore. I'm thinking of staying away longer until the good avs come back. 
DeepGreenEyes
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Green avs are still so boring that I can't seem to stay awake when I'm on Lit anymore. I'm thinking of staying away longer until the good avs come back.
zzzzzzzzzzzz..... Wha? huh?? Did you?...
Where? Gerk..snarflebarnistemut!
...mussenfussen...
zzzzzzzzzzzz...
DeepGreenEyes
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Hey Swedish Fish! I don't give a crustacean's ass if it IS a "limited edition pack," a fucking dolphin is NOT a FISH!!!! 
Curious_in_Cali
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Hey Swedish Fish! I don't give a crustacean's ass if it IS a "limited edition pack," a fucking dolphin is NOT a FISH!!!!
Well, don't be biting the hand that feeds you fish. This is quite common to think a "dolphin" is NEVER a fish, but you are only mostly right...here this might help.
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Mahi-mahi is tasty
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Hey Swedish Fish! I don't give a crustacean's ass if it IS a "limited edition pack," a fucking dolphin is NOT a FISH!!!!
Crustacean's ass? Did you steal that insult from Spongebob?
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If I know my gelatinous cherry-like red candies, then that was certainly NOT mahi-mahi, with the giant squashed head and fins. This was Flipper, dammit.
Crustacean's ass? Did you steal that insult from Spongebob?
I used to have a thing for Mrs. Paul. She had an ass begging to be battered.
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midwestyankee
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Actually, that battered ass is the staple product at Desert Burroitos, newly opened in four midwestern states.
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And now, back to your regularly scheduled ennui:
It's time to go to sleep.
It's time to go to sleep.
DeepGreenEyes
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Hey Swedish Fish! I don't give a crustacean's ass if it IS a "limited edition pack," a fucking dolphin is NOT a FISH!!!!
WTF!!! You have to respect dolphins because like humans, they have sex for pleasure, but they DO NOT belong in the Swedish Fish package.
Now I am curious and have to go check my local store.
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Swedish package?
Curious_in_Cali
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Traffic.
DeepGreenEyes
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Stores have candy, so you could check there, yes. It would be a way to "confirm" the incident I am discussing. Another would be to search the Internet for results. But I don't think you could really disprove it in that manner, because it could still be out there "in the world" somewhere. (I am putting this sentence in later, in an editing mode, because I just wanted to say that it IS "in the world.") Another way would be to call the makers of Swedish Fish, although whether that is in Sweden, I do not know. I was going to say "if they were fish, too, I do not know," but I decided not to, because that would be silly. It just would. In any event, good luck on your search for whether this is true or not, although I know it is true, because I have witnessed it for myself, in the "here and now."
