Be proud old guys!

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fun fact: @NRJLIVES4ever has a trophy case of tributes left for him by current and former babygirls.

And yes, he has an endless supply of thongs, edible bras, heels, etc. that would put every retail outlet to shame, these type of tributes can get ild and boring.

When interviewing him for his hero origin story (a different post one day), I complimented him on his trophy warehouse.

In his humble, yet somehow superior and egotistical style, he says that he doesn't even display the best things he's received. He keeps them locked up in his room in case he ever feels the urge to forget babygirls and make sweet, sweet Wang love to one or both of his hands.

His top three are very eclectic, but exciting. Anyone want to guess what his top three babygirl tributes ever are?

A Pyrex container full of some liquid, a toenail, and a ziplock bag of hair (could be head hair or pubes- no one knows)?

 

[sallysparrow23]

Quit trying to distract other guesses.

I said what were the top three tributes, not the top three babygirls you got them from.

You better go hydrate

A nipple ring, a purple tinted contact lense, and I'm going with @OrdinaryPerson 's guess of a bag of hair, that still smells like shampoo. It's like aromatherapy.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Hahaha speaking of prizes I actually did for real have a clit ring from an old girlfriend. I helped her take it out because she didn't want it anymore. I ended up keeping it for awhile. Good times

 

[ydahecnot]

Fun fact: @NRJLIVES4ever has a trophy case of tributes left for him by current and former babygirls.

And yes, he has an endless supply of thongs, edible bras, heels, etc. that would put every retail outlet to shame, these type of tributes can get ild and boring.

When interviewing him for his hero origin story (a different post one day), I complimented him on his trophy warehouse.

In his humble, yet somehow superior and egotistical style, he says that he doesn't even display the best things he's received. He keeps them locked up in his room in case he ever feels the urge to forget babygirls and make sweet, sweet Wang love to one or both of his hands.

His top three are very eclectic, but exciting. Anyone want to guess what his top three babygirl tributes ever are?

Some righteous hair product, a Stamos sex tape and a guitar string they used in bondage games

 

[Bry1313]

Hahaha speaking of prizes I actually did for real have a clit ring from an old girlfriend. I helped her take it out because she didn't want it anymore. I ended up keeping it for awhile. Good times

Strong baby girl souvenir

 

[13Fantasies]

@OrdinaryPerson and @sallysparrow23 are close with the hair one.

Two to go!

 

[sallysparrow23]

@OrdinaryPerson and @sallysparrow23 are close with the hair one.

Two to go!

Oh come on, tell us!

 

[13Fantasies]

Oh come on, tell us!

Soon.

But I was hoping some young babygirls would offer me a blowjob to spill the beans so they can be in the wonderful Wang trophy case.

@NRJLIVES4ever supports this message

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Soon.

But I was hoping some young babygirls would offer me a blowjob to spill the beans so they can be in the wonderful Wang trophy case.

@NRJLIVES4ever supports this message

Do I though?

I mean I do. But do I? I mean yes.

What?

 

[13Fantasies]

Do I though?

I mean I do. But do I? I mean yes.

What?

Hydrate, buddy. Hydrate

 

[13Fantasies]

Disappointed there isn't more guessing going on.

Of course babygirls are busy stroking @NRJLIVES4ever with the hands of an Amish butter churned.

But where is everyone else?

What if we gave a gift to whoever guesses correctly? Or a gift to one lucky guessed?

@NRJLIVES4ever has all kinds of unique swag to give away. My personal favorite is the fanny pack shaped like his dong.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Disappointed there isn't more guessing going on.

Of course babygirls are busy stroking @NRJLIVES4ever with the hands of an Amish butter churned.

But where is everyone else?

What if we gave a gift to whoever guesses correctly? Or a gift to one lucky guessed?

@NRJLIVES4ever has all kinds of unique swag to give away. My personal favorite is the fanny pack shaped like his dong.

It's actually a dong-shaped SATCHEL, sir.

 

[13Fantasies]

It's actually a dong-shaped SATCHEL, sir.

It looks better when worn as a fanny pack. What girl wants to wear your huge dong on their back in this summer heat? Weird tan lines for sure!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

So my babygirl hit me up with the sexiest message. "Can you buy me and my friends beer?"

So I head to the 7-11, the only place I shop. Why? Because I'm 7" flaccid, 11" erect. (That's totally real and not made up) I get a few cases of Natty Ice for my babygirl and her friends. Only the best from Daddy. And some trucker boner pills for me. I mean, not that I need them, they just taste good.

She then texted me the sexiest instructions ever: "Drop the beer on my stepdad's porch, make sure no one sees you. Then you gotta leave. I'll call you when you can come back over." That's my babygirl. Always leaving me hot and bothered!

Anyway, it's been 3 days since I last heard from her. I guess she's really enjoying keeping me waiting. My sexy babygirl! (I'm sure that guy who answered her phone when I called is nothing to worry about, right? Right?)

Btw, trucker boner pills? Fun even when you're by yourself.

 

[13Fantasies]

So my babygirl hit me up with the sexiest message. "Can you buy me and my friends beer?"

So I head to the 7-11, the only place I shop. Why? Because I'm 7" flaccid, 11" erect. (That's totally real and not made up) I get a few cases of Natty Ice for my babygirl and her friends. Only the best from Daddy. And some trucker boner pills for me. I mean, not that I need them, they just taste good.

She then texted me the sexiest instructions ever: "Drop the beer on my stepdad's porch, make sure no one sees you. Then you gotta leave. I'll call you when you can come back over." That's my babygirl. Always leaving me hot and bothered!

Anyway, it's been 3 days since I last heard from her. I guess she's really enjoying keeping me waiting. My sexy babygirl! (I'm sure that guy who answered her phone when I called is nothing to worry about, right? Right?)

Btw, trucker boner pills? Fun even when you're by yourself.

Does she just have a friend?

 

[Bry1313]

This girl does not sound kind babygirl academy material. We may need @sallysparrow23 to give her some discipline.

 

[sallysparrow23]

So my babygirl hit me up with the sexiest message. "Can you buy me and my friends beer?"

So I head to the 7-11, the only place I shop. Why? Because I'm 7" flaccid, 11" erect. (That's totally real and not made up) I get a few cases of Natty Ice for my babygirl and her friends. Only the best from Daddy. And some trucker boner pills for me. I mean, not that I need them, they just taste good.

She then texted me the sexiest instructions ever: "Drop the beer on my stepdad's porch, make sure no one sees you. Then you gotta leave. I'll call you when you can come back over." That's my babygirl. Always leaving me hot and bothered!

Anyway, it's been 3 days since I last heard from her. I guess she's really enjoying keeping me waiting. My sexy babygirl! (I'm sure that guy who answered her phone when I called is nothing to worry about, right? Right?)

Btw, trucker boner pills? Fun even when you're by yourself.

NRJ.... this is not your sexy babygirl. This is a poser. She needs reform under my care. Drop me her addy in a PM and I'll make sure she comes back worshipping your wang.

Does she just have a friend?

Thanks for the earworm

This girl does not sound kind babygirl academy material. We may need @sallysparrow23 to give her some discipline.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention fellow BGA staff member! I think she'll be successful in her transition from rascally girl to babygirl. Group activities like the time the babygirls did the triathlon could really help improve both one on one, and team-work activities. Remember when they started the cycling portion? There were a few babygirls unable to maintain balance while riding the dildo-seat bikes. The group really came together as they demonstrated how to bounce on the seat while pedaling at the same time. The team effort was endearing, to say the least, and the crowd was going wild watching, but also jumping in to help ensure proper balance and alignment as they bounced. It's times like those that really restore my faith in humanity.... when we can all cum together.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

NRJ.... this is not your sexy babygirl. This is a poser. She needs reform under my care. Drop me her addy in a PM and I'll make sure she comes back worshipping your wang.

Thanks for the earworm

Thank you for bringing this to my attention fellow BGA staff member! I think she'll be successful in her transition from rascally girl to babygirl. Group activities like the time the babygirls did the triathlon could really help improve both one on one, and team-work activities. Remember when they started the cycling portion? There were a few babygirls unable to maintain balance while riding the dildo-seat bikes. The group really came together as they demonstrated how to bounce on the seat while pedaling at the same time. The team effort was endearing, to say the least, and the crowd was going wild watching, but also jumping in to help ensure proper balance and alignment as they bounced. It's times like those that really restore my faith in humanity.... when we can all cum together.

The thing I'm most confused about is the dildo seat bike. Like, a bike seat already sits on a post, why do you need to attach another solid, rod shaped object? Seems inefficient.

 

[13Fantasies]

NRJ.... this is not your sexy babygirl. This is a poser. She needs reform under my care. Drop me her addy in a PM and I'll make sure she comes back worshipping your wang.

Thanks for the earworm

Thank you for bringing this to my attention fellow BGA staff member! I think she'll be successful in her transition from rascally girl to babygirl. Group activities like the time the babygirls did the triathlon could really help improve both one on one, and team-work activities. Remember when they started the cycling portion? There were a few babygirls unable to maintain balance while riding the dildo-seat bikes. The group really came together as they demonstrated how to bounce on the seat while pedaling at the same time. The team effort was endearing, to say the least, and the crowd was going wild watching, but also jumping in to help ensure proper balance and alignment as they bounced. It's times like those that really restore my faith in humanity.... when we can all cum together.

I'm still waiting for them to move to the big girl bike...or @NRJLIVES4ever as we call him.

The triathlon is my favorite sporting event at this college

 

[Bry1313]

I have a few curriculum ideas for the BGA to make sure this doesn’t happen again to the best older guy on the board. I look forward to a lengthy meeting where we can cover key concepts to keep such an incident from happening ever again.

 

[sallysparrow23]

The thing I'm most confused about is the dildo seat bike. Like, a bike seat already sits on a post, why do you need to attach another solid, rod shaped object? Seems inefficient.

We've re-worked some of the mechanics so the bicycles work more efficiently for next year's triathlon.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

NRJ.... this is not your sexy babygirl. This is a poser. She needs reform under my care. Drop me her addy in a PM and I'll make sure she comes back worshipping your wang.

But I can change her!

Okay she's by the 7-11.

 

[13Fantasies]

I have a few curriculum ideas for the BGA to make sure this doesn’t happen again to the best older guy on the board. I look forward to a lengthy meeting where we can cover key concepts to keep such an incident from happening ever again.

Psst. Its called cummiculum when it's for babygirls.

 

[BadAmy]

We've re-worked some of the mechanics so the bicycles work more efficiently for next year's triathlon.

Hey, that's my bike!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude the only thing I am proud of is how many Ashley Madison skanks I have run through without being on an episode of Dateline NBC.